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lizbethborden · 3 months
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writingforaliens · 3 months
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Me: You just love making fun of my wizard. Husband: Bitch, I am the wizard.
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just-a-pole-sir · 8 months
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I think the only way avan jogia could look better is if he was wearing a few loads on his face 💦
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twiafom · 2 years
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hijack shadow of the colossus au with hiccup as wander and jack as mono. thank you for the idea @alkalinefrog!
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sambrosiac · 2 months
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realest shit ever
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the holy guide for the fictional author insert of the History of the Holy Grail, aka, the living embodiment of "the line between the miraculous and grotesque is SO fucking thin":
Then I went to eat; after that, I returned to the chapel and prayed to Our Lord, in His sweet pity, to guide me toward what I desired so much. At once a voice came again that said to me, "the Great Master sends you this message: after you have celebrated Mass in the morning, you will have breakfast, and then you will depart on a task, going where I tell you. When you have left here, you will enter a path leading to the main road; this will take you to the Stone of Capture. There you will take a path to the right leading to the Crossing of the Sven Roads, in the plain of Post Valley. When you come to the Fountain of Tears, where the great killing happened long ago, you will find an animal such as you have never seen. Take care that you follow where it leads you. And when you have lost it, you will enter the land of Norwegia. There you will finish your quest,and then you will learn for what task the Great Master sends you there, because before then you will not know." Thereupon, the voice stopped speaking. The next morning I arose very early, and after singing Mass, I breakfasted. When I went outside, I made the sign of the cross on myself and my lodging. Then I traveled along the way just as the voice had described it; after passing the stone, I continued until I came to a valley called the Valley of the Dead. I know this valley well, for long ago I had seen a duel there between the two best knights in the world. After leaving the Valley, I went a good half league, till I came upon the crossroads. I looked before me and saw across above the edge of a fountain; below this cross lay the animal the voice had spoken to me about. As soon as it saw me, it got up and began to look at me, and I at it. But the longer I looked at it, the less I knew what kind of animal it was. I would have you know that it was variegated in every way; it had the head and neck of a sheep, and these were as white as new snow; and it had the feet, legs, and thighs of a dog, and all this was as black as coal; and it had the breast and body and rump of a fox and the tail of a lion. Thus it resembled various animals.
— The History of the Holy Grail, Prologue, Carol J. Chase translation
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Cassandra after meeting Halt in Skandia, as she had previously only heard about him from either Duncan or Crowley, well, and some gossip from others: Damn
Cassandra: You don't need a therapist, you need three. At least.
Halt:
Cassandra: You're on the list right after Will, holy fuck. I'll get my dad to assign one to the Corps after all, this is sick.
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crehador · 7 months
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rhyme anima+ halloween cafe menu ✧ all divisions
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wrunic · 4 months
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donfermin · 4 months
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asked my dad to watch juve salernitana with me and he said he doesn't want to ruin his birthday
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ok i've just started watching spn with my sister it's happening!!! we watched the pilot and they liked it enough to wanna watch ep 2 immediately so that's what we're doing now
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luncheon-aspic · 2 years
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silverfoxlou · 11 months
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Riding gets you really strong thighs 🙂
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lessthansix · 1 year
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vampirecatboy · 1 year
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me: the positioning of Weiss' arm in this drawing leaves no possible way for me to position their hand on their hip, and i really don't want to have to redraw it, so i'll just draw them holding something idk what tho
the sub in my head who sounds suspiciously like Aja: riding crop
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Hungarian commentator: This is Suzuki's season in one picture.
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