#can't imagine why lol

[sysig]

Recently had a silly Handplates dream where Papyrus was trying to snoop around Gaster and Alphys’ lab, but didn’t know who Alphys was and so was trying to pass it off as his own lab lol (Patreon)

#Doodles #Dream log #UT #Handplates #Papyrus #Gaster #Sans #Alphys #And also he was Big Brother Papyrus to a babybones Sans lol #I doodled them as close to the dream as possible so if it's silly or doesn't make sense take it up with my subconscious lol #I remember Gaster had a reputation for being very charming and charismatic which ?? Sure okay lol #He was also quite smiley - personally I read that as him putting on a face to the public but even that seems out of character for him lol #Everyone else was pretty much as usual - Alphys small and nervous and Papyrus loud and bombastic #I don't remember what exactly he was looking for - doubly weird 'cause I hadn't reread him and Sans exploring yet! :0 #Just of them moving into their house - though I did read a bunch just before sleeping so safe to say I can attribute that lol #This was the only really clear part of the dream - the rest was just scrolling scrolling scrolling pages and pages of comic panels #Can't imagine why lol #Also intercut with some of the poses I ended up doodling before - surprise! They were dream doodles lol #Also in case it's not clear - Alphys was Very Much Present while Papyrus was trying to pass himself off as the name on the door lol #Oh yeah I'm pretty sure he was also speaking in WingDings thus why Alphys didn't immediately call him out lol #The room was quite cute actually - not at all the sterile grey of the True Lab #Warm and wooden with high windows nearly covered in clutter and paperwork with a desk in the middle lit by yellow light #Cozy #Barely evil-looking at all

[freckled-lili]

Got a private message on devianArt from someone calling me “fucking weeb cringe”.

....Okay??? 🤣

#i clicked on their username #but apparently their account got deactivated #can't imagine why lol

[brawlite]

i posted about this on twitter with the comment of "lol, lmao, even," but i got this silly comment on ao3 yesterday:

and i'm sure there's something to be said about hate comments and bait like this, but all i can think of is: the peerless cucumber energy of it all,

#and if it comes down to me vs. someone else i'd rather receive these comments than someone else who might be bothered by them #but also the tendency to be mean to a total stranger is just so baffling to me #like just... why? #embracing vitriol and hate can't be good for your mental health i imagine #but also really just: lol lmao even

[ink--theory]

thoughts on bonerattle arena

#lore wise? ark polaris is great amazing 10/10 #gameplay wise? ehhh not my favorite but it wasn't the worst with the right group of ppl in higher difficulties (600+) #bonerattle is essentially ruins 2.0 but the devs actually keeping in mind all the new bosses and stuff that they gave us in 3 #that's why returning maps like grounds and bay are so jank now compared to 2 #ark is like one of if not THE smallest of the sr maps in both 2 and 3 #and I just can't imagine how chaotic it would get with sr's higher difficulty new bosses and especially the kings #w/o there being some reworks but bay and grounds didn't get reworks so same would be said for ark if it did ever come back #and sure we have stuff like egg throwing and squid surge to help but still lol #ok i've rambled enough so imma stop sdklfj #splatoon #splatoon 3 #salmon run #ruins of ark polaris #bonerattle arena

[natelia-aldelliz]

Guys imagine, Roach died, before the creation of 141, but Soap is able to see his ghost. He was originally following Ghost around, really annoyed that he was using his death as an excuse to not get close to anyone, but when he found out Soap could see him and talk to him he started following him around instead.

And they get really close, like two peas in a pod, except they have to be discreet about it because no one else can see or hear Roach, and they'd think Soap was crazy if they saw him talking to no one.

They use that for shenanigans too: Roach will go follow someone else and report back to Soap, Gaz is genuinely starting to believe Soap has superpowers or something. It's really useful on missions as well, and Soap managed to successfully rescue team members thanks to Roach being able to move through walls and everything.

(Roach is not the only ghost Soap is able to see btw, just the only one he's talking to.)

And then Roach is witnessing his past lover trying really hard to not fall in love with Soap, and Soap trying really hard to not do anything about the love he already feels, and he has to try and convince Soap that he is dead. During that conversation he finds out that something else that keeps Soap from doing something is that he feels very confused about everything because he also has feeling for Roach.

So now Roach has to try and convince him that even if he was still alive he wouldn't have a problem with that. He's known for a while that he was polyamorous, but he hadn't really dared talking to Ghost about that because he thinks he's jealous and possessive.

And Soap is like "oh yeah, you want me to go say to Ghost 'don't worry about your dead lover that I'm not supposed to know, he's actually polyamorous and also in love with me, I know because his ghost told me!' ??? I'm sure he's gonna take that well!"

But Roach is nothing if not resourceful and he manages to put Soap in situations where he's forced to interact with Ghost, and eventually they kiss and their relationship is beginning to be something. They're not really sure what.

And Roach is sad, because he has to watch the two men he loves being in love without him, yes, but at least they're both happy, and it makes him feel a bit better. And then during a mission Ghost almost dies.

Because he was alone and Soap and Gaz were together, Roach was following Ghost this time, ready to fly to Soap in an instant if there was any problems. But there was and he didn't have time, so he instinctively grabbed the gun being pointed towards Ghost's head and moved it as the person was shooting, saving Ghost's life, giving him enough time to shoot the enemy himself.

But even as the threat is eliminated, Ghost is still looking up from where he's on the ground, staring right through him, looking shocked. No, not right through him, he realises when he moves to the side and Ghost's eyes follow him. He also realises that he grabbed the gun. He's never grabbed anything before, in all his years of being a ghost.

Then suddenly Ghost's eyes move wildly around, and he figures he disappeared from his view. He can still go through the walls, but he's kept the ability to grab stuff when he wants. It gives him a ton of new possibilities, to fuck with people and, of course, to touch Soap.

"I wish you were actually alive," Soap whispers to him, holding his hands against his face as he's falling asleep.

"What the fuck," comes Ghost's voice the next morning, waking both of them up - wait, since when could Roach sleep?

Soap doesn't understand immediately, because he's always been able to see Roach. But Ghost is standing in the door, looking straight at dead past lover.

Turns out Soap is a necromancer and he had no idea, though the whole 'I can see dead people' should probably have told him sooner that he wasn't normal... The more he wishes Roach is alive, the more he actually is. And they all end up happy and together. And Gaz is very happy to have won the bet that Soap indeed has superpowers.

The day Roach says, in a wondering voice, "I... I think I'm hungry" is the day they understand that something is really happening and he's actually coming back to life.

(Also, Soap has no control at all on his abilities, he has no idea what does what and why, he knows nothing. No one knows.)

#cod mw2 #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #gary roach sanderson #soapghost #ghostsoap #roachsoap #ghostroach #ghostsoaproach #accidental necromancer soap and ghost roach au #this is not organised at all bc my head has been hurting for days and i feel like i'm dying (i'm being overly dramatic don't worry) #this came to me when i was watching megamind don't ask me why #anyway i can't even read that again bc the words make no sense to me when my head hurts so sorry if it actually makes no sense for real lol #omg imagine ghost being interrogated bc someone reported him for sleeping with soap and he goes 'do i sleep with my sergeant? #yes i do but i don't only sleep with one of my sergeants i actually sleep with two of them; one having been dead for 4 years' #and they go 'dead as in... pronounced dead but actually alive?' 'no no dead as in actually dead as in buried; dead dead' #'so you *were* sleeping with him in the past?' 'no i am currently sleeping with him. with both of them.' #and then price has to gaslight sooo hard to make it all right they're literally taking years off his lifespan #and when he complains they giggle at him saying that it's alright bc soap will bring him back anyway if he dies for their sins

[thomacrumbs]

you're on your own, kid, you always have been.

childe x gn! reader, soulmate au (flowers bloom on your skin where your soulmate got hurt, they fade away when your soulmate touches them). so like....... i was going through my files and realised i never posted this (i think. at least. its been like a year) so i edited it. enjoy 🥳

“your soulmate flowers-- they’re gone!”

the woman from the docks had pulled your arm towards her and awed, running her fingers over the nicks in your arm, “did you meet them?”

you were notorious for the laurestines that budded upon your arm, seeking to nestle themselves into every crook and cranny of your body. it was worse when you were younger, around 14 was when you first started choking on the white of laurestines, throat erupting in pain as you tried to suppress the bile, terrified at what was happening-- and worse, what was happening to your soulmate?

“i did.”

“what are they like?”

tartaglia-- or sweetheart, as he makes you call him. he clung to you like a drowning man, mouthing at your neck as gloved hands intertwined themselves with yours, the bundle of white dying at his lips and shrinking before turning into nothingness. he presses into you with a chuckle, breathing you in as his hand finds the laurestine that matches the bruise he had gotten in sparring against the traveller, his fingers tracing love hearts around the bud before he strokes his thumb over the flower, finger pressing flat against your skin in a soft smother, idyllic murmurs trailing out of his mouth as he sighs and rubs his cheek against your shoulder.

“he’s… something.”

you had grabbed him by the arm, and with a smile on his face the idea of the perfect soulmate turns to pull you in closer. the snezhnayan breeze cards through his hair. he’s perfect, a reflection of the ideal, tall, handsome, impossibly rich-- not to mention just the right balance of loving & protective. his fingers always found earnestly drawing daisies into your skin and the constant seeking to intertwine his pinkie with yours. his love, delivered & tied so neatly as the bow that adorned the box that accompanied the letter he sent from liyue-- frivolous fancies and trivial dreams spouted across paper in dark ink that had the same highs and rolls as him, with straight lines and stabbed dots.

but under all that is the boy who found himself in the abyss, the one who made you cough up flowers and leave you stroking at your throat and humming pains out years later. the one who does not know the difference between the red on his hands-- whether it is his or someone else’s. but when he sees the red on your hands, and that glassy look you watch him with, he does nothing but kneel at your feet, mumble quiet apologies as he traces the bud, flower not even truly open and in full glory as it dies, silent in its short uneventful life.

“what’s wrong?” he had asked, once, pulling his gloves on as the two of you stand by the door of your house. the world howls outside.

but you can only shake your head, words suddenly stuck in your throat, unable to be coughed out.

“be safe,” is the only thing that slips out, croaked under the veil of moonlight across the cold.

in these plains of broken towers, beyond the cold of the mountains and snow of the loveless land, you found sparking familiarity cradled between your hands and pulled out of your throat.

“its just a fatui meeting,” at your huff, he laughs, pressing a kiss to your forehead as if you were made of glass, his gloved knuckles running up and down your arm in a poor imitation at a will for warmth, “alright, i’ll be careful.”

and you let him go, all that is left of him.

#don't ask me why i used laurestine i can't remember. #google tells me it means victory or something. do with that what you will. #childe imagine #childe x reader #tartaglia imagine #tartaglia x reader #tartaglia #childe #genshin imagines #genshin imagine #genshin impact imagine #genshin impact x reader #t.ext #actually i've got so many unposted childe stuff??? thomacrumbs revival era??? lol jk i haven't touched sumeru

[sisterdivinium]

You know, for a show with so many female characters that so many of us love given how they all get time in the spotlight one way or another and they fill that time up rather wonderfully since they are deeper and more developed than what we're used to seeing in general media, it is peculiar (to say the least) to see so few "alternative" ships to the main one.

I'm not saying the canon ship doesn't deserve its attention -- I'm wondering instead why the canon ship and it alone seem to guide the WN fans who just so happen to enjoy writing/reading fic or fanart or whatever.

You'd think all these cool women would inspire more ships or combinations thereof, but those of us who aren't invested in avatrice just... Float along, around one another, ignored (and, yes, mostly undisturbed too; being unpopular does have its advantages and that includes a lot less weirdos leaving you strange or awkward messages -- it does not, however, shield us from people flooding our goddamn tags on AO3 with fic that has nothing to do with our little ships and I do wish such negligence of the pairing itself meant we didn't have to deal with this spam...)

I am also not saying that fandom activity should be based solely on shipping (and recently someone on Reddit was rather confused by the fact that a lot of it is, which is quite an interesting topic to discuss in itself -- after all, there is more to fan creativity than shippy fic... Or there used to be), merely that, here, it appears that a canon relationship can outshine interest in the other, non-canon ones. It's already there and it was doubtless well-done by the show, so it's natural that it should claim people's attention, sure. It's just that being canon was never the parameter for whether people were interested in these or those two (or more) characters maybe being involved and trying to explore what that could mean through fanwork.

There has always been a complaint haunting fandom spaces concerning the minuscule amounts of f/f fic, art, discussion, w/e based on how few (interesting or sympathetic or relatable) female characters there are in media at large. So what I'm curious about is why fan creations made around WN -- a show that finally gives us a whole cast of female characters that are what we have been craving for decades -- don't also reflect its diversity.

There are alternative ships (I'm here, all happy in my tiny Doctor Superion bubble, and I know there are Camila/Lilith, Ava/Lilith, Mary/Shannon, Mary/Lilith shippers out there, so a warm hello to you if you're reading this), but go on AO3 and compare the numbers of things tagged with these proper pairings to the grand total of WN stories. Better (or worse) still, do so with the "otp: true" trick or simply by excluding avatrice from the search to see how many are left.

It's... A considerable difference. And a mystery, at least to me.

#tagging this as #warrior nun #simply because i'd like to talk about this and maybe some of you have thoughts or theories about it #i just ask you engage in good faith if you do. i'm not pointing fingers at avatrice people i think they're fine and dandy #i'm just -- to reiterate -- surprised at how little interest there is in other ships when the potential is all there #(is it because they're nuns? that never stopped avatrice so why should it stop others...) #(besides lilith is hardly still a nun after s2. bea left. mary didn't really take vows did she? you really thought i was a nun she says...) #meta fandom talk i guess #then again about the nun thing... i have noticed a lot of people just go for aus. i can't recall ever being in a fandom with SO many aus #is the religious aspect an issue by any chance? i also recall someone commenting on how little a part religion played in these aus #curious. very curious. #i imagine some of you are wondering why i care when i don't even read fic but -- #-- to quote jillian salvius herself i am a curious person and well you are a curiosity lol

[brutal-out-here]

Not sure how many Sabrina fans follow me so I’m hoping this does well within the tags. I personally have been a fan since Girl Meets World aired, so half a year before her 1st album came out

#raineyrambles #why did I think emails I can’t send came out this year #what do you mean it’s been a year and a half #sabrina carpenter #emails i can't send #girl meets world #I feel like I don’t ever talk about Sabrina on this blog even though I’ve been obsessed with her since before even Taylor #I used to make so many edits of the two of them back in like 2018 lol #so you can imagine my shock and enthusiasm that they’re literally on tour together now

[b4kuch1n]

more sk8. I think the cindereki stuff is extremely stupid but I am not immune to trying to conceptualize a princess gown in any setting

#sk8 the infinity #kyan reki #hasegawa langa #renga #if ur wondering yes the first gown I uh. pulled? from the brothers grimm version's idea #which I do prefer to the perrault/disney version. specifically bc there's no fairy #there are three balls happening on three consecutive nights and each night cinderella gets a gown and accessories from a tree #growing on her mom's grave #(the version I grew up with (translated to vietnamese) actually wrote it to be her dad's grave instead I literally dont know why) #and the wording is like. ''rain gold and silver on me'' or something like that? which is why all of the dangly bits in that design #(dont worry about the rest of the brothers grimms version. thats not important. dont think about it its not in the room with us) #also in this post: future!renga bc of fucking course. who do you think I am. who do you think I am #I see a character I love I immediately try to imagine a good future for them it is Simply my ways #ft. the lethal combo of being three kinds of queer + adhd + a teen #may just be bc I myself don't go to college lol. but I can't really imagine reki going to college. he'd get apprenticeship somewhere #like immediately. on sight. some uncle in nago would snatch him up a sentence in #I waffle on langa but him just getting out of the biggest shock of his life + severe depression would Not let go of his loved ones #so tbh I can't imagine him leaving okinawa either. at least right after high school #langa has the advantage of not giving a single shit about ''his potentials'' so he'll be chasing life's pleasures for a hot second thank you #also I believe in reki speaking at least passable conversational english thank you. he's trans and gay in asia #he's just also the kind of guy who has to think for a hot second to remember which way the written number 3 faces #''nailed the logic just plugged the wrong number in several times'' kind of guy #while langa's the ''doesn't understand the fundamental concept of puzzles'' kind of guy #man. this is like having two homunculi implanted in my brain. welcome boys come join leon pokemon #talk to each others while I do my job ok? thank you #that said. the comm queue should be finished up soon #(funny thing to say about three comms I know. but I will say it anyway) #and I'll take a few days break to unclench my brain and then get back into it #every day I learn new things about the dip pen. its great #okay. nap now tho. anything else can wait

[solradguy]

Good morning I was going to make a post about how Granblue robbed us of yet ANOTHER big sword dragon man that could have had lizard eyes but doesn't (SOL BADGUY GUILTY GEAR STRIVE), but then I kept scrolling

They at least glow :) I'll take it

#textpost #Sol's eyes glow SOMETIMES in Strive. If you Heavy Mob and catch it in the right lighting on the right frame you can see his pupils #light up first before his eyes go entirely solid yellow. It's really cool actually #I learned about the perpetuity ring today after seeing the ring icon on my one friends' Azusa and googling it #You can marry them.... #SOMEHOW I do have exactly ONE perpetuity ring #I don't have Siegfried though lol I also STILL don't know his lore the entire way lmao #But I know Siegfried Nibelungenlied's lore and I can't imagine it being toooooo different from that #The other knights' lore seems to more or less align with their source material #Going to be so soooo so upset when I get to Gawain and it's not Sir Gawain & The Green Knight Gawain #(it won't be. it's never that gawain because honestly why tf would it be rofl there are so many other gawain stories) #It should be the Gawain from that Latin language story that has the functional recipe for Greek fire in it /s #(De Ortu Waluuanii Nepotis Arturi) #*opening granblue fantasy and pushing everyone else out of the way* Show Me The Knights

[willowser]

the thing so sweet to me about step dad!touya specifically is that your daughter isn't being raised in a toxic/abusive household. no, you and her father aren't together, but you both love and care for her, time is split fairly, you two can stand to be in the same room as one another and at events together to support her — so she has no qualms about being like "love you!" to touya and that THROWS him OFF.

#she has no trauma as a seven year old and he's like ?????? #WHY WOULD SHE SAY THAT TO ME ?????? #she's emotionally healthy and innocent ??? and he just. cannot understand LOL #it makes him care about you even more bc he sees how good of a job you're doing #and what makes it different than ACTUAL dad touya is that he IS the father figure and i just can't imagine he does it well in the first few #—years of her life #like no matter the au i never imagine touya as around in the first few years of his first kid #bc he's too scared #and in step dad au she actually had a healthy relationship with her father #and touya is a man that is often in her home taking care of her playing with her driving her places #so she's like — happy father's day :) i love you :) #and he's like SXCUSR ME ???????????? #lmaooo #in a good way #cw children #✿ thoughts: dabi/touya #✿ theme: dad dabi/touya #✿ theme: step dad touya

[opens-up-4-nobody]

omg yahiko (or ame trio if multiple ppl is an option) for a drawing request :D !!

:-]

#i just. when i think abt yahiko. i just imagine flinging him around ragdoll style #i dont remember the logistics of the jutsu nagato uses but i do like the idea that there is some level of decay on the body #or not decay but a fading of pigmentation i guess. i dont feel like trying to find a medical justification rn lol #just a medical justification of why all the pains look the same? i can't remember if all the ppl originally had yahikos coloration #yahiko #naruto #hatake kakashi #also i fucked up the colors on the bathroom walls lol. it looks so gross haha #ugh i didn't make his hair pale enough. it looks a lot duller irl #yahiko pain

[existencebringsonlypain]

interesting deltarune fic idea. does the SOUL feel bodily cues from Kris? probably not right? what would happen if the SOUL just has Kris doing stuff for days straight without food or rest? what happens when the SOUL pushes Kris to a limit we can't feel?

#i imagine if we just. dont let kris sleep. they'd seem fine for a while #until to us it feels like their body isn't as responsive #maybe it's lagging or something. right? cuz it's just a game they aren't real lol #until they just collapse from exhaustion and we're like oh shit what why is that a feature #alternatively #we just don't feed kris. and since their brain can't tell their body it needs to take it easy and eat #we just keep controlling them #until the Side Effects begin #and when they walk weird abd keep tripping and struggle to get up we're like ''wtf is up with this game'' #nutdealer posting #kris #kris dreemurr #kris deltarune #kris dr #the soul #the player #the soul deltarune #the player deltarune #the soul dr #the player dr #fic ideas #fic prompt

[mediocredoots]

There are two wolves dragons battling inside me. One joutogi the other kaijou

#ygo #yugioh #snareshipping #violetshipping #puppyshipping #my art #I am jou in this situation hfkjdf #lol been feeling bad cuz i wanna make more snare art but kaijou has it's grip on me rn #i hear you say mint why not just ship all 3 and save yourself the headache?? and i say i can't imagine kaiba sharing the selfish prick 😭

[visiblespiketrap]

I realized something as I was writing for my fic: I headcanon Edgeworth to only swear in German.

I imagine that Gregory probably tried not to swear in front of young Miles and considering how formal Miles was, he wouldn't even entertain swearing at a young age. That it would be improper.

Once he got into von Karma's care, however, I imagine he overheard Manfred swear a lot. I expect the man would refrain from such wording outside of the house as to not "stoop to a low level" but be much more "relaxed" and vocal within his own home. And I also expect that Manfred swore in German, even in America. Maybe especially in America so if he slipped people would be less inclined to understand him. Though he's perfect so of course he never slipped.

As such, even Franziska learned swears from a young age.

As he got older, a few swears got integrated into Edgeworth's vocabulary, though he still refrains from "improper" language in public. But he heard German swearing the most, especially since I imagine Manfred took out some of his frustration on his kids, especially Miles.

So occasionally, Phoenix hears "Scheiße" from another room and knows Edgeworth probably dropped something or messed something up.

Hopefully I don't misunderstand any swear words I look up if I use them. Hopefully someone will correct me if need be!

Let Edgeworth say "Leck mich am Arsch!"

#ace attorney #miles edgeworth #headcanon #German swearing #what else do I tag this #but seriously I don't know why #I can't imagine Edgeworth saying “fuck” or “shit” #no offense to anyone who does of course #but just #I don't know LOL

[lincolnlogsnfrogs]

some lard nar scribbles bc bc we love lard nar lol

ive never drawn him before those vortian legs are funky </33

bonus dad nar:

who hurt his son >:0

#invader zim #iz #lard nar #dad nar #zim #tw blood #hes just everyone's dad at this point #i can see why you all like drawing him tho he's so skrunkly :33 #dad's lookin a bit crazed in that second one but i can't imagine he's exactly healthy in his line of work lol #everyone say thank you dad nar