#can't stop drawing these losers (affectionate)

[todayisawthewhxlewxrld]

spellbound: spy

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you knock on megumi's door, your heartbeat ringing loudly in your ears. you're not sure why you're so nervous. you and him have been dating for a few weeks now, but you can't help it. just the mere idea of him is enough to wake the butterflies in your stomach. It's odd to think of how you used to mistake these feelings for hatred. but you two are beyond that now; that part of your lives is over. megumi opens the door with a grin on his face, and it's off-putting to anyone but you—he can't not smile around you anymore.

"hey megs-"

your sentence is interrupted by him cupping your face and fervently locking his lips with yours. kissing you as hungrily and urgently, if not even more, as he did the night you confessed. you push him off of you.

"jeez, can you at least let me say hi first, stalker?"

"sorry," he says flippantly, not actually sorry at all, as his face flushes bright pink.

"so what's on the agenda today?" you ask as you walk past him into his house. "some more horror movies, maybe-"

megumi stops you in your tracks by grabbing you by your waist, his arms wrapping around you, and drawing you into him, your back flush against his chest. "are you gonna kiss me back yet? you already said hi."

"you're awfully affectionate today, megs." you swivel around in his hold to face him, pushing a few strands of his hair out of his face as you entreat, "let me guess yuji and nobara aren't home?"

megumi sheepishly averts his attention to the floor.

"knew it. I have to practically fight you just to get a kiss when they're here."

"it's embarrassing..."

you gawk, feigning offense. "oh, so loving me is embarrassing?"

his gaze snaps back to your face, worried you're serious, but when he sees the shit-eating grin you're adorning, megumi rolls his eyes. "ok, you know what I meant. stop it."

"I know," you say cheerfully, before finally leaning in and giving him what he wants—sort of. you purposely pull away the moment you feel him melt into and deepen the kiss.

"now chop chop, these movies won't watch themselves!"

"I hate you."

"oh, I'm sure you do, stalker."

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Inumaki, nobara, and yuji are all giggling like crazy as maki unlocks the door, while yuuta attempts to shush them, considering it’s late and they are trying to be stealthy here.

with the door now unlocked, maki doesn’t open it; instead, she turns around and scolds, “can you guys shut up?”

“oh, cmon, babe, aren’t you excited? we’re about to catch megumi and y/n being all lovey-dovey!” nobara pouts, suddenly hanging onto her girlfriend's arm like a koala.

"well, we’re not gonna catch anyone if you guys don’t be quiet,” yuuta quips under his breath.

maki nods. "thank you, yuuta.”

"you guys are no fun, oh my god,” Inumaki says through a quiet groan.

“for real!” yuji exclaims, slightly exasperated. “we didn’t suffer through weeks of them being insufferable just for us to never see them happy together!”

“do you think maybe this is why,” maki says, unimpressed.

“maki, my love, shut up,” nobara gruffs before placing a chaste kiss on maki’s cheek. "you're literally an accomplice right now, so don’t pretend you’re not trying to catch them being losers either... now open the door, cmon we’re wasting time!”

"yeah, megumi has probably already sensed our presence by now,“ yuji whines.

yuuta’s brows knit together, looking and sounding slightly concerned as he asks, “what?”

yuji shrugs nonchalantly. "yeah, I don't know; he has like a sixth sense.”

maki rolls her eyes. “or maybe it’s because you guys aren't discreet at all.”

“oh my fucking god, maki, just open the damn door,” Inumaki snaps. “all this yapping, and for what?”

nobara nods. “yeah, babe, listen to Inumaki.”

“dear lord, help us all,” maki murmurs quietly as she turns back toward the door.

the three of them are all attempting to control their giggles as maki and yuuta eye each other. yuuta merely shrugs, and maki sighs before quietly opening the front door. Immediately, it’s dark; the only light coming in is the porch light from the front door.

“are they not home?” yuji asks through a whisper, squinting as if that will speed up his eyes adjustment to the darkness.

nobara frowns. “they have to be; they said they would!”

“fuck, maybe they found us out,” Inumaki adds.

maki suggests blankly, “have we considered turning on a light yet, maybe.” 

yuuta walks toward the light switch, mumbling, "I'll do it.”

It takes a minute for everyone's eyes to adjust, but once they do, everyone goes wide-eyed at the scene in front of them. you and megumi are asleep on the couch. you’re on top of him, lying on his chest, and buried in his arms. small content smiles on both of your faces.

yuji chokes back a squeal. “no way, no way, no way!!”

“oh my god, maki, hold me; I'm gonna collapse,” nobara quickly says before throwing herself into her girlfriend's arms.

maki stumbles slightly as she mutters, "I might collapse too; this is sickening.”

yuuta can’t help but smile. "aw, wait, this is so cute."

“right?” Inumaki instantly agrees. “look at them cuddling asleep, oh my god," he pauses momentarily. "I suddenly have the urge to kick y/n.”

maki’s glare practically burns holes into Inumaki. "don't you dare.”

"If you touch me, I'll kill you.”

everyone’s head snaps toward you, slightly startled from not expecting you to say anything considering you were asleep—or at least they thought you were.

“oh my god, haha!" Inumaki laughs nervously. “heyyy, we were just talking about you.”

you roll your eyes and slowly lift your head to look at all of them, before gently resting your chin back down on megumi’s chest. “you guys are so loud; maybe work on that next time you wanna spy on us.”

“we tried telling them to be quiet,” yuuta explains.

maki adds, “they don’t know what that is.”

you scoff, “clearly.”

“Is megs awake?” yuji asks.

“nope,” you say, quickly glancing at megumi, who’s still sound asleep. “you think I'd still be on his chest right now if he were?”

nobara half-shrugs in agreement. “you’re right, he’d go into cardiac arrest... shy ass bitch.”

you can't help but snort, which you immediately regret because megumi stirs awake.

“who are you talking to?” he slurs with his eyes still closed.

"shh, no one, go back to sleep,” you coo.

megumi’s face scrunches up, evidently suspicious, and the moment you see his eyes begin to open, you slap your hands over them.

“y/n, stop covering my eyes.”

"I don't know what you’re talking about.”

you barely have a second to process what's happening before megumi sits up, your hands dropping off his face as you grab onto his shirt to save yourself from falling. he also wraps his arms around your waist to help. now sitting up, with you in his lap, he looks around and finds the rest of the group smiling like idiots at the whole ordeal. megumi flushes deep red as he turns to look back at you, who’s smiling menacingly.

he gulps, not liking the way you’re looking at him. “y/n…”

although you’re already on his lap and in his arms, the force with which you slam yourself against him pushes him back down onto the couch, and now back in your original positions, you smother kisses all over his face. megumi somehow flushes an even darker red as he attempts to push you off him in embarrassment, and his embarrassment only grows worse when he can hear yuuta, yuji, Inumaki, and nobara either cooing or laughing while maki is pretending to gag.

"I thought you didn’t hate me anymore,” megumi asks through a pout, still attempting to evade your kisses.

"I don't,” you say before pressing your lips against his.

megumi kisses you back and uses the opportunity to snake his hands up and grab your face, pulling it away from his and effectively stopping you from kissing him anymore. “then why are you torturing me like this.”

you simply smile. “cause you're cute when you get all embarrassed.”

megumi pushes you off of him and onto the couch as he stands up, scoffing, “fuck off.”

you laugh as you sit up properly. "you wound me, stalker; I can feel my soulmate mark fading as we speak.”

megumi looks down at you blankly. “you're literally not funny. like at all.”

nobara seems to suddenly appear out of thin air by megumi’s side, slinging her arm over his shoulders as she coos, “and everyone booed when I said me and y/n would marry into the same family.”

maki rolls her eyes and pulls her girlfriend off megumi. “neither of us are married, nobara.”

“yet…”

megumi rolls his eyes. “shut up, nobara.”

yuji, who has just been enjoying recording the bickering between you and megumi up until now, lifts his head from his phone. “hey megs?”

“what?”

"have you told gojo anything? cause like he's asking me how you are, and I don't wanna spill the beans…”

"wow, you're closing your fat ass mouth for once?”

you don't hesitate to kick megumi in the shins for that and scold him through clenched teeth, telling him to be nice.

yuji is unphased. "don't play with me right now. your life is in my hands.”

megumi clears his throat. "...I'll text him.”

-ok ignore that i accidentally posted this last night coughs.

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-ANYWAY LOVE U KITTENS MWAH MWAH ! I HOPE U GUYS LIKED THIS SORRY ITS LIKE LOWKEY UNDERWHELMING AND BAD LOLZ

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[mywifealhaitham]

various genshin valentine's headcanons ♡

⚠: mentions of a shotgun in mikas, lazy writing

a/n: I almost threw up and passed out in the process of writing this :3

albedo - ♡ • he draws you! he isn't experienced in gift giving or dates so he just goes with something he's familiar with • Klee stops by to give you two a drawing of all three of you holding hands and he hangs it up by his workplace smiling like the proud brother he is

alhaitham - ♡ • he gets you books he likes and commented on himself (DORK! NERD! LOSER! affectionate) every other page is a little note from him consisting of the meaning of this is actually... to this idiot reminds me of Kaveh, don't you agree? •he also takes you to a nice restaurant in sumeru and pays • like halfway through the date he forgot flowers and called up kaveh to buy them! he does not! and alhaitham makes him pay!

amber - ♡ • she got you your very own plushie! it matches with baron bunny and doesn't explode! • she takes you on a nice picnic where you two match outfits and feed eachother cake • she immediately gets home and writes to collei about everything while kicking her feet and twirling her hair

arataki Itto - ♡ • oh my god he gets you the largest bouquet of flowers ever like four members of the Arataki gang have to hold then Shinobu is deadpanning in the corner • with granny onis advice he also takes you on a picnic! unlike Amber's peaceful one yours is not! he makes the Arataki gang play instruments while Shinobu is dressed in a suit and is severing you two food

barbara - ♡ • she gets you two matching outfits! hers is baby blue and yours is light orange so it compliments eachother • she definitely sings you a love song behind the cathedral and you two giggle and dance and hold hands man I love barbara

beidou - ♡ • she gets you.... drunk! yep she's hosting a valentine's day party on the crux with plenty of drinks • after the wild party when you two are stumbling back to her room theyres some nice flowers laid out on the bed • she tries to woo you but passes out on you... I mean she tried!

bennett - ♡ • he got you some flowers but they withered away then he made you some sweets and accidentally mixed the salt and sugar! • he's very bummed for how everything turned out, he wanted this day too be accident free! • it's ok to make up for it you two walk around the town holding hands while you pray that the boxes that some people are carrying aren't gonna crush you and Bennett

candace - ♡ • she gets you a nice jeweled necklace! she carefully puts it on you and kisses your cheek • since the desert isn't the ideal place she keeps you inside we're you too spend quality time together • right before you go to bed she kisses you all over telling you how much she loves you

chongyun - ♡ • writing for characters I dont really know anything about is stressful sweats profusely • he probably gets you the standard flowers however for the date he takes you ghost hunting • by the end of day he's disappointed that he can't find any ghosts so you say that maybe they didn't want to ruin your date and now he's planning to go ghost hunting on a different day what have you done!

collei - ♡ • she gets you one of those valentine's cards you'd get for every kid in your elementary school class • it took her like 20 tries to perfect the card and when she did she threw it at you and ran • when she came home cyno and tighnari were sitting at a table with all the failed attempts of cards on said table. scariest thing collei has ever experienced

cyno - ♡ • he gets you a joke book to use on him. yes he fully expects you to pull out the book and start saying jokes like he does • he does get you flowers and brings you to a nice restaurant using his mass amounts of maha-mora (winks I'm so funny right winks again plz) • he told so many jokes that night you're just about done with his dorky mouth

diluc - ♡ • he gets you some nice jewelry this man is rich rich • he of course makes a candlelit dinner and sets up a table in the dawn winery fields • the maids fan over you both and start spreading rumors that you're gonna get married

diona (platonic) - ♡ • makes you your favorite non alcoholic drink. she'll MAYBE make you an alcoholic one but she'll spit in it • drags you to wind rise and forces you to make her a picnic. she'll violently rip flowers out of the ground and give them to you :3

eula - ♡ • she gets you the classic flowers and like necklace combo. the necklace is blue to remind you of her • she also took you to a restaurant and someone ruined your date by crashing into your table. she swore vengeance on the entire holiday of valentine's day

faruzan - ♡ • tbh I dont know shit about her • she makes you get her gifts and flowers. she also makes you pay for everything because she is a poor unfortunate lady boohoo • she wears one of those hot dresses so it's worth it

fischl - ♡ • forces diluc to decorate the patio of the dawn winery in purple fairy lights and asks his maids to cook something for you two • dilucs like erm ok I guess he's so lost and taken aback. also she got Oz to make hearts in the sky for you :3 • fischl gets you matching bracelets she made herself please wear it everyday or she will sob

ganyu - ♡ • she gets you flowers right as she sees you because she will accidentally eat them • gets Ningguang to let her use a nice part of the jade chamber for a nice date • at the end of the day you make her nap because SHE NEEDS IT! so hardworking! so smart! what a girl!

gorou - ♡ • he is so nervous the entire day... he tries to swoon you but embarrasses himself badly • he gets you a sentimental gift like a painting of your first date area or something! • you made him dog treats as a joke. he devoured them. what a day!

hu tao - ♡ • you woke up and she SMOTHERED you in kisses and hugs, if you didn't know any better you'd think she wanted you to be her next client • she planned the entire day and it's very sweet and cute. she takes you shopping then walks around liyue hand in hand with you. she kisses your hand at the end of the day saying that she'll stick with you through life and death

jean - ♡ • another hardworker that takes off the day for you! she prepares a nice candlelit dinner like half the cast 😊 • she gets you a necklace and while she puts it around you she swears to be your knight forever then kisses your neck

kaedehara kazuha - ♡ • in the morning he wakes you up with the sweetest of kisses then reads you some poems • beidou insists on having him bring you along to the crux annual valentine's day party but he says he just wants to spend time with you • he has you lay on his lap while the sun sets while he strokes his hair and declares his love for you (kazuha HIT MY LINE)

kaeya - ♡ • gets you an expensive wine he bought off of diluc, it's in your favorite flavor and everything • he takes you to starsnatch cliff and tells you stories he's heard about the stars, most of them are from the long forgotten parts of his childhood • kaeya actually didn't buy the wine bottle he got venti to steal it so your lucky if diluc doesn't doesn't marching towards you looking angry!

kamisato ayaka - ♡ • she gets you a matching fan! she thinks it both brings out your beauty and cools you off during hotter days • she then takes you shopping around inazuma, everything is on her! • when your both almost ready for bed she'll insists on doing a small waltz with you in your bedroom

kamisato ayato - ♡ • he takes the whole day off surprisingly • normally he doesn't spend alot of time with you because he's very busy but today all his attention is on you • overall you two just chat about everything ranging from politics to what crime did itto commit this week over some nice thoma cooked food

keqing - ♡ • another hardworking women we love to see it • keqing is very classy and also rents out a small spot on the jade chamber for you both • she gets you a bracelet and a Rex lapis Keychain. she does not look you in the eye when your excited about it

klee (platonic)- ♡ • when she was in confinement jean made her make valentine's for all her friends in mondstat! she put her heart into all of them, yours especially • she hands you the card in which she drew you two playing with bombs along with a heart shaped lollipop • she also did the cute little leg hug thing and said happy valentine's day best sibling ever (I LOVE LITTLE KIDS THEYRE SO ADORABLE!!!)

kujou sara - ♡ • she gets you some hand picked flowers! • since crime never stops she unfortunately has to leave for the day, but she sends you off with a kiss • when she gets home you run her a nice bath and massage her tense shoulders

kuki shinobu - ♡ • the worst idea of her entire life was telling itto about her date • he insisted in helping her by adding a special arataki touch to the day • by arataki touch he means the arataki gang scaring off everyone at the restaurant and playing horrible music • she apologized so much at home but you just kissed her and said the best part of the day was her !! (itto thought he did so good and starting advertising a entertainment service....)

layla - ♡ • when you went to sleep the night before she was still working so you didn't know what she was doing while you slept • she promised herself not to work and take a break for once! she just wanted to snuggle you • before she went to bed she put some fresh flowers in a vase next to your bed with a note

lisa - ♡ • she set up a little table in the library with some fresh flowers and a basket of fruit and sweets • her gift to you was some of her favorite books which she reads to you! • she's a bit lazy so she rather do some of her favorite activities than deal with the hussle and bussle of mondstat couples

mona - ♡ • she takes you stargazing for sure! she tells you about every star you point out • seeing you so interested in the stars so much she gets you a telescope! • as you look at planets in the sky and gasp them, she only smiles softly at you knowing the money she spent was worth it

nahida (platonic) - ♡ • she's so hyped because one of her first real valentine's day! with her bestfriend! • she hand picks some flowers for you then knocks at your door • it's early in the morning but when this sweet child is at your door with some flowers and the brightest smile ever you can't really complain

nilou - ♡ • she dedicates a whole dance to you! it's a lengthy dance and she's elegant with the whole process • afterward she tells you how much you mean to her then extends her hand because her gift to you is the art of dance! • she holds you tight as you two dance the night away

ningguang - ♡ • gets you the most elegant clothes pieces ever, like your even afraid of wearing them incase a stitch snaps • surprisingly she's humble with her date spot, preferring a nice field instead of a five star restaurant • she picks a beautiful glaze lily for you and puts it behind your ear

noelle - ♡ • she makes you a whole meal • at first the meal was only for you but you insisted that she take a break and eat with you. she took the offer and got to know you better

qiqi (platonic)- ♡ • she probably forgot all about valentine's day so baizhu had to remind her • she probably just made you a quick card and picked some silk flowers for you • she also took you to her favorite napping spot for a nice nap !! you deserve it and don't worry qiqi will be your litte guardian

raiden shogun - ♡ • miss ei has experienced alot of valentine's days but actually never had a date for herself • miko would sometimes get her some flowers as a thanks for being my friend but other than that her knowledge is limited • so she gets you a nice bouquet and takes you on a walk around inazuma • she shares stories of the land while you two walk into dusk

razor - ♡ • another person who probably doesn't know what valentine's day is • bennett and fischl told him all about it and he was intrigued • he picks you some fruit and some lamp grass • he spends the whole day with you!

rosaria - ♡ • she probably just takes you to angels share and let's you get whatever you want, it's on her • on the walk she'll put a stray flower that fell out of someone's bouquet into your hair while giving you a kiss on the cheek, a silent vow to protect you forever

sangonomiya kokomi - ♡ • she sets up a seaside table with some delicious looking food she made herself • headcanon but autistic Kokomi and her special intrests are war strategies and sealife • she'll take you on a walk and excitedly point at all the small creatures, spitting facts about them left and right

sayu (platonic)- ♡ • she doesn't really care for lovely dovey stuff and probably gets annoyed at all the pinks and reds around inazuma • however she does get you a small plush and some flowers she picked, afterwards though she immediately goes to sleep

shenhe - ♡ • ever since you became her s/o cloud retainer has been going on and on about couple stuff • a topic that came up was valentine's day, so cloud retainer suggested doing some of her favorite activities together • however most of shenhes favorite activities are either training or meditation so if your fine with that then good for you!

shikanoin heizou - ♡ • when you wake up he's missing and the only thing left behind is a note and a map with some things circled • you followed the map and soon found out every circled point had some gift for you awaiting patiently • eventually when you reach the end heizou is waiting for you with a nice dinner

sucrose - ♡ • she makes you some sort of artifical flower with albedos help! • she also makes you help her on her lab and when you pour a certain chemical in it makes a heart • that's the boldest you'll ever see her

tartaglia - ♡ • childe always used to buy a big stuff animal and flowers for his siblings for valentine's day, but now he has you to spoil! • you wake up and turn to silence your alarm clock and there's like a huge vase full of flowers • you find alot of gifts scattered around the house, all signed with a love, ajax ♡

thoma - ♡ • he's so excited!! he's such a dork for cheesy days like valentine's day! • he's stuck between just being himself or being romantic, in the end he chooses being himself • being himself means a nice walk stopping to feed all the stray animals and a nice warm home-cooked dinner later in the day

tighnari - ♡ • deep in my bones I feel like he just doesn't care about valentine's day at all • he'll pick you some special flowers he's been growing himself for months just for today but like he doesn't careee • he'll be nicer to you when he gives you your gift of a jar of herbs that can help cure alot of things... but he says he doesn't caree... suree....

venti (platonic) - ♡ • you never really cared for valentine's day nor did your mischievous little friend so you both decided to cause chaos • chaos as in stealing some wine from diluc and fake argue out loud to ruin couples dates • at the end of the day he takes you to windrise were he makes a toast to your long lasting friendship

wanderer - ♡ • valentine's day?? love?? affection?? EWWW thumbs DOWN!! • ^ he proceeded to say but you don't fail to notice that he's a bit more affectionate today hmm.... • he doesn't get you alot because he has to keep up his eww valentine's day persona however if you pass something you like he might buy it.... just maybe...

xiangling - ♡ • she makes you food duhh! she knows exactly what you likes so she incorporates your favorite flavors into new recipes • she makes guoba wear a little suit while severing you two the meals she made • she spoon feeds you and gets super excited when you like her cooking!!

xiao - ♡ • another eww valentine's day guy but alot mode toned down.. • he just... doesn't care at all. but for you he'll try • he makes you a plate of almond tofu along with a small bunch of flowers, he's so embarrassed he kinda just teleports away

xingqiu - ♡ • he plans an adventure for the both of you! he'll lead you through monsters and almost dangerous path, but do not fret he is here to protect his leige from all harm! • the real date area is a old swinging bench he found awhile back! it's not the most scenic but it's the thought that counts • he brings a book you both enjoy so he can read for you (aww how cute now come home c6 Xingqiu.)

xinyan - ♡ • probably gets xiangling to make you guys your favorite food! you two eat and happily chat away • afterwards she takes you to the shore were she plays a softer love song on her guitar

yae miko - ♡ • she's extra flirty today. normally she's sly and makes you flustered but today she gets real bold • she takes you to a nice restaurant and gives you your gift, which is a novel she likes • before you two part ways she gives you a big kiss

yanfei - ♡ • because I'm tired she probably just takes you on a nice outing, occasionally telling you about intresting court cases she had recently • madame ping saw you two holding hands and immediately went elderly grandma mode and asked thousands of questions

yaoyao (platonic) - ♡ • like faruzan I don't know much about her • probably made little valentine's day cards for her favorite people in liyue with includes you! • she also got you a hearted shaped lollipop

yelan - ♡ • like Sara she also is busy because sadly crime doesn't stop for valentine's day • however she does send flowers and chocolates to your workplace along with a note saying she'll meet her later

yoimiya - ♡ • fireworks? fireworks!!! • she makes a ton of heart-shaped fireworks for you and all the other couples but mostly you • she excitedly points up at the sky when they finally go off, her eyes scanning your face to look for satisfaction

yun jin - ♡ • I also don't know much about her • she probably preforms an opera about love to the people of liyue and during the parts were she sings about couples kissing and giving gifts she always winks at you in the crowd

zhongli - ♡ • this old soul probably does the classic candlelit dinner and some sort of jewelry gift • he's been alive for so long so this valentine's day means alot for him • after all, he's chosen you hundreds of times

dainsleif - ♡ • he also doesn't care for valentine's day alot, after all he's been alone for so long • on the actual day he takes you to an open field where the breeze is just right and the sky is clear • here he points out constellations he recognizes and tells you stories about them that should be long forgotten to time

kaveh - ♡ • one word: dramatic • probably steals alhaithams credit card and buys you the most beautiful flowers and the most elegant clothing ! • he takes you to an expensive restaurant were as you two eat he tells you all the latest gossip along with how much he loves you

mika - ♡ • he gives you a free assassination ticket with the biggest grin on his face • you're like what and he pulls out a shotgun still smiling • plz point to someone you hate and run • fandom mika is so funny never change him

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[mirkwoodsuperspy]

things i love abt alex

the way he hated on henry

new years kiss with nora

"he has the personality of a cabbage"

"i'd rather not be the little spoon"

everything in the closet (the literal one)

telling henry that return of the jedi being his favourite is wrong

HRH prince dckhead 💩

makes june read narcissistic fanfics abt himself

"tell shaan i say hi and i miss that sweet sweet ass xoxoxo"

turkeys gobbling and alex screaming

calling henry to make him listen to turkeys gobble

THIS SCENE. "C'mon, it's, like, in the hips. You have to loosen up." He reaches down and puts both hands on Henry's hips, and Henry immediately tenses under his touch. "That's the opposite of what I said."

"Nora! Henry has never watched a bunch of teenagers dry hump to this song!"

his entire relationship with nora

like, he's pretty sure he's straight

see, this means i can't possibly be into guys

making out with liam. award goes to liam for being the best side character ever

calling liam four years after they made out to ask if they were ever a thing and if there was a chance he was into boys

makes out with henry in front of a portrait of alexander hamilton

"for fck's sake man you just had my dck in your mouth you can kiss me goodnight"

first son of your former colony

"it's recently come to my attention you're not quite as boring as i thought. sometimes. namely when youre doing the thing with your tongue."

"baby" and pretending not to notice when henry positively melts.

"wanna do something stupid?" then wrapping his wet lips around his bottle of beer

getting henry drunk

loser with no friends besides his sister, his ex, his boyfriend, his boyfriend's best friend, and his boyfriend's sister

all his emails to henry

"tf is this? aren't there poor people in your country?"

him and zahra. "something you'd like to share with the class?"

"oh f*ck me" "f*cking sh*t" and the rest of the swearing string

yrs/ affectionately yrs

history, huh? bet we could make some

him and june

flying to England and shouting for henry to come out and talk to him

"I can see why all y'all had to marry your f*cking cousins"

"I f/cking love you, okay?"

"what do you want? "i want you" "then f/cking have me"

"i'll leave as soon as you tell me to leave"

"tell me to leave"

alex, nora, and june iconic trio

"stop are you kidding me?" "prince consort road? oh my god, take a picture of me with the sign."

"sweetheart, you're proof too"

when he made a list of things he loved about henry

comforting henry so tenderly in the car

f/cking yrs

"sweetheart" in the airplane

"zahra, you're my mean friend"

stopping the car to look at a drawing of himself (and henry ofc) XD

you know the scene where he woke up and wiggled his ass against henry um okay hahah we'll leave that there

his love for texas and his final interaction with liam

#rwrb #rwrb spoilers #rwrb book #red white and royal blue #alex claremont diaz #henry fox mountchristen windsor #alex x henry #prince henry rwrb #alex rwrb #june rwrb #june claremont diaz #nora holleran #nora rwrb

[lifmera]

Hello there, can I get a romantic matchup for Hazbin, Helluva and Genshin Impact (I hope that's not too many)?

I'm bisexual (with a preference for men but I'm down for whatever) and I use she/her. I'm an ambivert. For those who don't know me very well, I may appear calm, collected and polite, but when I get close with someone, that's when my true personality comes out; I'm very sarcastic and sassy, especially if someone gets on my nerves. When I'm with my friends, I like to joke around, engage in playful banter with them, even often affectionately insult them (if that makes sense). I also love to tease and I don't mind being teased back. Even though I'm a bit goofy, I'm usually the rational, maybe even mom friend of the group; the type of friend who tries to stop the rest from doing dumb shit if I think it's too dumb or dangerous (but if it's pretty harmless, I'll gladly join in on the fun). I also tend to curse like a sailor lol. But my friends say that I'm also thoughtful, open and understanding. I can be very patient and gentle as well if I want too.

As for my style, I usually dress in all black (fun fact: I never wear skirts though, I despise them) and I love silver jewelry. I always have a silver ring on each finger or both hands (without them I feel almost naked) and usually snake or dragon-themed silver earrings.

My main hobbies and interests are: listening to music (I can't live without it), lately I've been listening mostly to any rock or metal type of music or similar (for example I love bands such as Ghost and Nickelback). Besides that, I also love to draw, read, and travel. Sometimes I also like to play or do some sports (I've been a horse rider since I was seven and I love swimming). But I also like to just sit on the couch and watch movies (preferably with friends).

Also, my main love languages are: psychical affection, quality time and gift giving.

I think that's it, thank you in advance!

Hi!! Of course 🩷

I’ve decided to pair you with…. LOONA, ADAM & XIAO!

I mean can you blame me? You guys would get along so well.

Honestly- her and octavia too would be drawn in by your sense of style.

Before she knew your personality, she probably thought you were just another person wither coming to work in the office or pay.

Once she got to know you though? BEST FRIENDS.

She would engage in playful banter with you, but at some point she’ll start to take it seriously. Similarly what she does to moxxie.

She thinks its hilarious when you join in on making fun of Moxxie or Blitz, or even joining in their adventures! Shes also glad theres someone other than her who’ll stop Them from getting into trouble per usual.

You and Loona would have the same Music taste honestly, i think you guys would head bang 24/7 if you could LOL

She’d love your jewelry honestly, and probably ask you to spare her some. She just wants to match :(

Not the biggest physical touch person, but she will hold your hand. She doesn’t trust anyone else around you. Other than Blitzo..

Time for ADAM!

Are we surprised x2?

He would TOTALLY ROCK OUT WITH YOUUUUUUU!!!!

He’s a jackass, but lets be real… (hes fine as fuck-) he would stop if you genuinely asked him, and he liked you!!!

If you joined in on the bullying? Or just teasing? Dream come TRUE !

He definitely would bully you for your style at first but listen.. its because he’s a loser and he cant flirt :(

If you are patient with Adam, it’ll mean the WORLD to him. He needs someone who will listen to him for once.

Definitely loves the music taste.

He probably steals ur rings when u dont notice, and then out of nowhere he’ll be like strumming his guitar n u just see ur rings… and be like “i thought u didnt like them..”

And he was like “ermmmm 🥹🥺🥺”

He def loves physical touch and quality time. They go hand in hand

OK XIAO TIME!!

I just gave you all the emo’s.

This is what you get!!!

Definitely when you first met, you both were silent as fuck.

Dont expect him to talk cus he wont.

So you finally talk, and honestly when he realizes your personality, i think he would enjoy being around you.

He might be put off at first, with the teasing but i think he would actually… enjoy it ?

He definitely would like people who are more mean to him.

He thought your outfit was honestly so bomb, and would take your shit too.

What is with these characters…

Unlike the other two, he’d probably ask for permission though!! Cus hes a sweetie at heart.

Quality time and gift giving are his love languages for you!!

~~

THEY WERE KINDA SHORT!! IM SORRY 😭😭

#hazbin hotel x reader #helluva boss x reader #genshin x reader #genshin impact #genshin xiao #helluva boss #hazbin lilith #hazbin cherri bomb #hazbin nifty #hazbin vaggie #hazbin charlie #hazbin angel dust #hazbin alastor #hazbin hotel #genshin imagines #helluva blitzo #helluva stolas #hazbin adam #helluva loona #helluva fizzarolli #hazbin husk #genhin impact

[bougiebutchbitch]

I’m saying this with as much affection as I can muster, I started following you because of your Naruto art then somewhere along the way you started writing/drawing for jokerXBatman stuff which is fine but not my thing so at first I thought I should unfollow and forgot but now you’re into OPLA and I’m too invested in your clownfuckery journey. Also just cannot unfollow someone who openly supports Palestinians. You’re awesome

<3333 to be clear I don't want any kudos for being like 'genocide is bad' because everyone should really be on the Anti Genocide side, but YESSSS COME JOIN ME ON THE CLOWNFUCKERY JOURNEY

buggy is SO wet and pathetic. Like, he's just objectively THEE most loser villain - but also a genuinely charismatic and 'good' (...ish) leader who gains the respect of his men, whether deservedly or otherwise, and manages to con the entire world (minus... those in the know....) into thinking he's a powerhouse. He COULD be a genuine force to be reckoned with if he a) actually took the time and energy to master his powers and b) could stop being such a self-serving little goon for 5 seconds. But he never will and THAT IS WHY WE LOVE HIM. My boy has a high potential for competence but is also just so fucking useless (affectionate)

anyway I love One Piece because the main character is a canonically aroace sunshine lad (and I WISH there was more fanfic with that orientation for him... :/) and the storyline is genuinely GOOD, albeit whacky, and the Starter Villain Clown just keeps failing upwards but you can't help but love him

[grownups-are-the-real-monsters]

If I could draw, you'd all be sorry 😔 I'd be drawing Jake & Benny every day. Jake is so loser (affectionate) obsessed with his boyfriend coded and I wish I could show you 😪

I'd be doodling my favorite friend group....Jake Chambers, Jack Sawyer, Mark Petrie, Jordan (Cell)

The side group of Richard Sloat, Abra Stone, & Benny Slightman....(it makes no sense but trust me, ok?)

All the things my sister and I just decided to create one day and can't stop talking about.

#I'd be doodling the ultimate friend group all day every day #Jake Chambers #benny slightman #mark petrie #jack sawyer #jordan (cell) #richard sloat #the dark tower #wolves of the calla #stephen king #salem's lot #cell #the talisman #abra stone #doctor sleep

[mokkkki]

SWTE A1 C14 - 5 Winners, 2 Losers 

He knows that this is the right decision because Remus told him it was, he knows that this is the right decision because his father told him it was; the two people that love him most in this universe encouraging him to stop running from his destiny has all but ensured that he would rather die at the hands of the storm than seek shelter. 

Welcome to another Winners and Losers, this time of Chapter 14, also known as the beginning of the end of Act I. Sirius is preparing to secure his legacy, Narcissa is preparing to sabotage it, and as usual, Regulus is several steps ahead, hellbent on stopping plans that haven't been made yet. As I am sure you are all aware, or at least, will be aware when Chapter 15 comes out, in this chapter there are so many moving pieces that it's almost impossible to categorize the true winners and losers, especially because they're all sitting on secrets that will become clear in time, so this categorization is dependent, not on what the characters know and are doing behind the scenes, but how they APPEAR in this chapter. If that makes sense? I swear I'm not trying to be pseudointellectual douche with my self-indulgent fic!!

Anyways, without further ado, here are our 5 winners and 2 losers from "Diamonds I"! Spoilers below the cut.

Winner: Bellatrix Black

Organized a kickass gala? Check. Served absolute cvnt with her outfit? Check. Stayed out of drama like an unproblematic queen? Check!

Winner: Narcissa Black (soon to be Malfoy!)

Probably the biggest winner of this chapter to be completely transparent. I'm sure we're all aware of how misogynistic Orion is by now to recognize just how big of an advantage getting married gives Narcissa (recognizing, of course, that Sirius' wife and kids are not "up to par" and that the same applies to Regulus, minus the wife part). Congratulations to our Ice Queen for always self-preserving! Can't wait to see why she really married Lucius!

Winner: Sirius Black

He has his father and his crazy werewolf boyfriend completely supporting his quest for kingdom. Meanwhile, Marlene remains a beacon of unconditional support, which he will really really need soon enough! Also, he lowkey kind of owned Regulus. Like absolutely destroyed him. And Lucius, too. Problematic king! Let's hope it all doesn't get ripped away from him like we all know it will be!

Winner, thinks he's a loser, is a paranoid, prejudiced, abusive, narcissistic dystopian chauvinist and I hate him: Orion Black

Yeah, okay, his favorite niece got engaged and he's preparing to give away the company and the gala is going well and the BECNY probably raised hundreds of millions- whatever. Do I really have to talk about him? Like, I'm sure we all hate him, right? We'd rather move on to better characters?

Winner: Lucius Malfoy

Speaking of better characters: Lucius! The Ken (affectionate) (slightly derogatory) to Narcissa's Barbie. Sure, Sirius spelled him to injury, but he can handle it- he is about to marry into one of the most prestigious wizarding families ever, and his outfit was absolutely incredible. If I was an artist, I would so draw his little pink suit. He's kind of my favorite ICL.

Loser: Regulus Black

So, his outfit kind of devoured, but he's being iced out by his cousins, and his brother laughed in his face. He says he's preparing to destroy their father, but historically, how have Orion's enemies fared? He's David trying to beat Goliath- without the slingshot. If he's true to his word and determined to "get" Orion, it's going to be a long, difficult, and devastating road.

Loser: Marlene McKinnon

Not much to say here except for the fact that sure, she looked beautiful, but she just seemed to be constantly sidelined by Sirius. I wonder how long her patience can last, I guess?

read chapter 14 here!

#winners and losers #winners and losers act 1 #swte #fanfic #jegulus #wolfstar #regulus black #sirius black #narcissa black #narcissa malfoy #lucius malfoy #orion black #marlene mckinnon #bellatrix black #bellatrix lestrange

[allisonlol]

aa hi allison!! firstly, i totally understand if you've got too many match up requests already, so no worries if you don't get to this! 💜 AND CONGRATULATIONS ON 2K AGAIN! help i hope i'm not too late—

i'm straight and i'd love a romantic match up, preferably with nsfw!

starting with my appearance, i'm around 1,67m tall, i've got long light blonde hair that reaches to around my hips and is straight — i really like to try out fun hairstyles, such as different braids etc.! —, my eyes are grey and i've got very few freckles and some birthmarks! i'm very pale and have quite a few health problems like constant headaches, being constantly cold and fainting, but my doctors say they can't do anything about that?? 🤨

my aesthetic is very soft; i really like pastel pink and white as colours, i enjoy (faux!) white furs and plush fabrics and i'd say i've got a very feminine style! i don't own any trousers or jeans actually, only skirts and dresses.. liz lisa is one of my favourite brands but it's expensive </3

my hobbies are drawing, writing, reading, learning languages and playing the piano! i also go to dance classes each week — standard dance like slow waltzing etc.! i, uhh, what else... English is my second language and i'm currently learning two more languages for school/uni! i also love to go ice skating and travelling!

special interests of mine are shopping baking and cooking! i just made an apple pie today 👁️ and i often bake whenever i'm stressed or frustrated! makes me feel very housewifey... 🤲🏻 i also like snowy and rainy days and playing card games (even though i'm a bit of a sore loser...)!

i like pop music like Marina and the Diamonds (is that pop? i hope so) and classical music, as well as some soundtracks from video games and movies! the How To Train Your Dragon soundtrack will always be my favourite.....

i'm an ENTP, though i spend most of my time at home by myself! i asked my friends to describe my personality for this occasion only and they said something along the lines of “calm, rational, intelligent”, and i agree with that, though i'm also very soft-hearted!

when i went shopping some time ago i bought the one item in a broken packaging on purpose because i thought no one else would get it and i felt bad </3 help me

i tend to overthink a lot... this might be some sort of anxiety but my mind is constantly making up worst-case scenarios and i can't stop </3 worried 24/7

i'm affectionate but not clingy, and i love animals! i've got three cats and i love them with all my heart... i like dogs as well though they kind of scare me occasionally... i can be pretty sarcastic and teasing, but i'm very adaptive, so if my partner would dislike back talk, i'd just stop </3

i like flirting but i get flustered so easily, blushing sputtering the second someone hits on me in return...

i'm not sure about my love languages; i'm guessing it's quality time and receiving gifts... THIS MAKES IT SOUND LIKE I WANT A SUGAR DADDY THAT'S NOT TRUE but... i do like getting gifts... an occasional necklace or bracelet or so would win my heart very easily... 👉🏻👈🏻

because of my very exhausting overthinking i really crave security, especially in a relationship. i have no idea whether i'd fit more well together with someone introverted or extroverted — i believe intjs are my ideal match based on the mbti types, but i'd give everything a chance! THIS IS KIND OF EMBARRASSING TO ADMIT but i'd love to be with someone who's very confident and has everything under control so i can just.. relax and follow orders, maybe... "brain no more thoughts please i already think too much" is a very relatable meme... The urge to just be a pretty housewife and stay at home and cook and clean and welcome my husband home is big..

i'm not very picky when it comes to dates, though i'd love going out to eat in some fancy restaurant or visiting a theatre etc together! staying at home sounds fun, too, though!

UH NSFW FACTS.. i'm very submissive but i can be a bit of a brat, though i'd also try and be obedient only if that's what he'd prefer. i like quite a lot of things like choking, spanking, anything that makes it less vanilla — or so i say, because i'm still a virgin. help </3 would i let my partner spit in my mouth? yes. anything for him. ANYWAY—

that's about everything i can think of!!

thank you so much already in case you decide to do this!! i'm very excited already! 👁️💜

꧁♥ ᴍᴀᴛᴄʜᴍᴀᴋɪɴɢ ɪɴ ᴘʀᴏɢʀᴇss… ♥꧂

i match you with...fyodor dostoevsky!

ok ok hii honey!! first of all, reading this was super relatable like?? we're opposite aesthetics but otherwise u are me </3 also the only person i could think of the whole time was fyodor (and not just cuz u wanted an intj--) i will explain more below but YEA

Relationship

the dynamic here is like the supermodel looking gf and the tired, "on the verge of death" bf (jk--kind of)

but in all seriousness you contrast each other in every way, both physically and mentally

be very glad that your love language is receiving gifts because fyodor showers you with random and expensive gifts

^is he using this as some means of manipulation?? probably but you don't care

you steal his clothes a lot, specifically his coat because it matches you aesthetic. plus, who wouldn't wanna wear it??

fyodor adores your willingness to stay home and away from people so u can be his little housewife <3 you always cook something for when he arrives home or bake him snacks when he's locked up in his office all day :((

^repays you with kisses and rare affection

playing card game together? yes, playing card games together. except with him it's more of a psychoanalysis and u always lose (except rare occasions where he lets you win and goes :0!! great job dear!!)

luckily for you, fyodor is the type of person you can banter with and tease <3 but only in moderation!! too much of it and he shuts that shit down

^if you tease him too much he'll either 1) flirt back but 10x more extreme so you get flustered or 2) ignore you and refuse to give you attention until you quit your antics :((

brings you shopping, traveling, out to eat or to the theatre often, anything you want to do he'll join you on really!! i see his love language as quality time as well so that works out near perfectly

when you go shopping, he enjoys watching you try on all the clothes you want and will give his opinions <33 he's brutally honest tho

suuuuper overprotective, not necessarily jealous since he knows you're all his, but hates when other people look at you for too long and will glare them down >///<

NSFW

oh lord what have u gotten yourself into

as mentioned before, fyodor adores your submissiveness in both innocent and sexual ways

but especially in bed

you are just...so pliant for him?? anything he orders you to do, you usually do so without a fight

i feel that fyodor is rather vanilla (traditional--?) when it comes to sex but when he's riled up, he gets pretty damn kinky

^an easy way to achieve this is by being a brat. teasing him or refusing to do as instructed results in fyodor quickly losing his patience and putting you in your place

^spanking, orgasm denial, choking, etc...

degrades degrades degrades. glares down at you in near disgust while calling you all kinds of names such as "useless whore" and "unsatiable slut" :((

dw he can be nicer sometimes <33 operates on a reward system: the more well behaved you've been, the more praise and affection you will receive

and yes, he does spit in ur mouth <3 gives u a lil pat on the cheek and an approving smile when u swallow it >///<

#2k matchup event #fyodor x reader #fyodor x you #fyodor hcs #fyodor smut

[spacemancraig1111111111]

craig headcanons 🐹🌈👽🪐

he has hot pink& silver braces and pointy fuckin ears that stick out 🤓

he listens to heavy mental and also country music bc kenny got him into it :^(

wendy was one of the first ppl he came out to, bc she is v open and passionate about gay ppl. they are v close

craig is also v close with the girls and hangs out w them a lot. he gushes over boys w them and paints their nails and does their hair for them

he kises girls on the cheek and holds door for them bc he is a sweetie 🥰

btw all the girls love him bc he is tall and handsome w dark-hair but they can't have him bc he's gay and unavailable 🤭😌

he always gets girls numbers and gives them all to kenny and clyde

craig hangs out w bradley biggle and kevin stoley a lot and they do geeky shit together. they play video games and watch star trek and talk about aliens and shit

craig has a thing for blonde boys

he also thought stan was hot when he bleached his hair and also when he went goth

kenny is craig's favorite blonde boi 🥰 and they give each other gay kises and have rodent play dates 🥰

craig always asks token to buy him designer brand clothes for his birthday but token always gives him shitty presents :/

he is extremely insecure about his nasally congested voice bc everyone keeps comparing him w clyde 😭😭

he calls stripe earth angel and honey and sweetheart and kisses him on the head and calls him his babey 🥺

craig gives himself piercings w a rusty ass safety pin bc he's a dumbass 😔

he gets straight a's and everyone makes fun of him for it

he secretly enjoys it when mr. garrison goes on long gay tangents lmfao

he also looks up to mr. slave and aspires to be as gay as him lmao

craig had a goth/emo phase

he hung out w stan a lot during that time but other than that he thinks stan and kyle and cartman are losers

craig loves receiving affection and sits in ppl's lap and makes them pick him up even tho he's tall and clonky and awkward asf

he snorts when he laughs

he loves giving ppl nose rubs (mostly kenny) and always has to lean in bc he's so tall 🤭🥺

he shit-talks kenny 24/7 but when other people slightly raise their voice at him craig beats them up 😤that is craig's boy leave him alone

when they get older craig and his sister become v v close because they find out they have a lot in common

he loves taking care of kenny and karen more than anything. he gives kenny all his old clothes that don't fit him anymore and buys karen presents all the time and makes sure they eat whenever they're over

he either becomes a supermodel or works w animals

craig hangs out w butters and they also have rodent play dates and craig tells him to stop calling his minions evil they're just babeys 😖😭

he also has a crush on butters and pip and kenny and gregory from yardale and bradley biggle. and the other bradley from cartman sucks

he finds tweke annoying tho and is always picking on him and kevin stoley even tho they're his friends

he also doesn't let tweeke hold stripe bc he dropped stripe bc of his shaking and twitching.

he steals clyde and kenny's playboys and looks through them just to judge them.even tho he isn't even into naked women :/

he likes drawing his friends and is v talented

he gets extremely affectionate when he is drunk

when he gets high he goes on and on about aliens and if they're real or not and it annoys everyone bc.he won't shut up

#no one read this lmfao i just thimk some of these are cute 🥺 #sp craig #south park craig #craig tucker #south park

[thereisabearonmyceiling]

ok but what if they were all dressed like eachother

#mcc #geminitay #grian #hbomb94 #nihachu #mcyt #can't stop drawing these losers (affectionate) #last time i drew them i got like 1 note but that won't stop me #lumi's swag art

[mehbzz]

Stu Macher x Billy Loomis x F!reader

Poly!Ghostface x F!Reader

18+ PWP obsessive possessive behaviour, vaginal fingering, dubcon, threesome, violence

Stu can’t stop staring at you. Knows he should be paying more attention to the asshole you decided to spend the night with but he can't drag his eyes away from your face. You look terrified, face pale and eyes dripping tears as you argue with your date, begging him to call the cops no doubt.

He did go a little over board with the phone call but you're out here spending time with this loser, forgetting your two best friends and he did lose his cool a little. His fingers flex around the handle of the knife, he’s running out of patience with your behaviour. He feels anxious, angry and violently horny. Dealing with Casey took the edge off but he’s still tense, torn between wanting to hurt you and wanting to force you to your knees and just fucking some sense into you. Billy insisted that taking it slow was the best way to get you on their side but watching you spend time and flirt with other guys in your class, just breaking all their rules and forgetting who you belonged to was pushing at the limits of his self control. He's sure Billy is cursing at him right now, he's spending too long just watching you and not breaking in like he should be.

He watches as you finally leave the kitchen, adjusting his position so he can see you go upstairs. He grins as he makes his way to the back door, rolls his shoulder with happy sigh, his knife loose in his grip. He's really going to enjoy this.

Your heart jumps alarmingly in your chest as you take in the scene before you. Josh on the floor, blood pooling around him as a masked figure stands over him. The figure’s head snaps up to look at you at your strangled whimper; knife held tight in their right hand as they tilt their head and look at you.

A chill spread through your body as you started to back away, run run run on loop through your brain but you feel unable to move any quicker as the figure moved towards you, mimicking your movements like an animal closing in on its prey. A gurgling moan from Josh draws the attention away from you and it seems to break the spell you’re under as the adrenaline surges and you turn to make a run for the front door.

You’ve not gone more than two steps when a hand grabs your hair and yanks you backwards, making you scream from the pain as well as fear. You jab your elbow backwards and you hear a pained grunt but they don't let go, instead they shove you forward against the kitchen counter. Your elbow swings out, slamming back into their stomach. They let out a soft grunt of surprise, though it obviously hurts you more than it hurts them, an electric bolt of pain shooting up your arm. They press you forward, the edges of the counter digging painfully into your hipbones and keeping you pinned with one arm tight around your waist, the knife loose in their grip.

They curl their fingers through your hair and yank your head back roughly, a soft little hum escaping them as they nuzzle into the side of your neck, the mask digging awkwardly into your skin. The odd almost affectionate gesture reignites your panic, as you twist in their grip but they are so much stronger than you. They let you squirm until you’re pinned in their arms in a twisted form of a hug. “Get off!” You arch your back trying to get some distance and he groans, grinding his hips forward and with a rush of nausea you feel how hard he is. Your hands scrabble blindly across the counter and grasp on to the empty coffee pot, and without a second thought you swing your arm and smash it over the side of his head. He lets you go, staggering backwards with a hand against his ear and you take the opportunity to bolt. His arm lashes out as you run, the sharp point of his knife slicing through your shirt and into the skin of your upper arm. It stings, but you try to ignore it, focusing entirely on just escaping.

You almost almost make it to the front door, but you let out a desperate terrified cry when something slams into your side, your brain not being able to register what it is exactly as you hit the wall and fall to the ground. You whimper in pain, dazed but the panic kicks back when you hear a low whistle and open your eyes to see the figure towering over you, knife held high in his left hand. Scrambling to your hands and knees in an effort to get away, you don’t have time to react as a foot kicks out, hitting you painfully in the ribs and knocking you onto your back. “Wait plea-”

You don’t have time to say anything else before he’s on you, but the intense pain of a knife entering your gut never comes, instead he grasps your chin, his touch brushing over your neck and down your collarbone, fingers feather light and teasing.

He shifts, and your panic morphs into something terrifying and cold as you feel his hardness press against your inner thigh. He sighs as starts to slowly grind against you and your fear of being murdered switches rapidly into a fear of being raped then murdered. The panic making you freeze until his roaming hand cups and squeezes one of your breasts and it’s like a fire surging through your veins as you start trying to get away from him. You struggled and squirmed, drawing a patronising laugh from the man above you as he shifted his weight, pressing you harder into the floor. His hand leaving your breast to curl around your throat and the other gripping your wrist and forcing it down above your head, pinning your hand to the floor. You plead with him silently, tears running down your face as his grip tightens around your throat. You’re going to black out, black spots already swarming at the edges of your vision as he chokes you. He groans, low and deep as he presses closer, his hips stuttering as he ruts harder against your inner thigh. The blue flashing lights take a while for you to notice, your attacker seems to notice them at the same time as you do, his grip loosening from around your throat and letting you take in a ragged desperate gasp. He observes you, head tilted to the side and for several terror filled seconds you think he’s going to stab you and leave you to bleed out but he doesn’t. He leans down, presses the forehead of his mask to yours and then he’s gone, leaving you to gasp and cough on the floor, turning on to your side and curling into a ball as the police finally come through the front door.

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You think you’d have broken down sooner if Billy hadn’t been at the hospital with you. Your dad away on one of his never ending business trips, he hadn’t even answered the phone when the police had tried to call. The police questions were intense, but Billy’s presence at your side gave you the strength to keep it together, even holding your hand when the nurse cleaned and bandaged the wound on your arm.

He drives you to Stu’s house, he doesn’t even ask and you feel incredibly grateful. You really don’t want to be alone. Billy doesn’t talk as he drives, you can feel him glancing at you every now and then but he doesn’t pressure you to talk. You’re wearing his hoodie, your own being ruined, and the faint lingering smell of his cologne surrounding you making you relax further.

Stu is waiting for you at the front door, ushering the pair of you in with promises of movies, snacks and a sleepover, just like you used to when you were younger. You’re not sure what pushes you over the edge of your control; their care, their quiet attention or just the comforting feeling of nostalgia as you walk into Stu’s living room. Your breath stutters in your throat, coming in rapid shallow gasps, quiet and erratic. Stu glances over your shoulder at Billy, a look of alarm across his face. “Shit, I didn’t do anything!”

A hysterical giggle bubbles its way out of your throat at the panic in his voice. "Shit." you agree, and the dam breaks, your panicked breathing devolving into noisy sobs. The arms that wrap themselves around you are sure, fingers pressing in to the back of your head to pull you closer, encouraging you to hide your face in the crook of his neck.

“Just breathe, bunny.” Billy presses a soft kiss to your temple. “Just breathe, you’re ok, we got you.”

Bunny. A nickname granted to you by Stu when you were little. Started off as a teasing attempt to bully you for the hairstyle your mother would inflict on you. Your hair style changed but unfortunately the nickname didn’t. They don't seem to call it you much anymore, and hearing it now in Billy’s soft murmur fuelling your tears as you clung to him harder.

Stu hovers awkwardly behind you, his fingers walking up your back to tug at your bra strap. “You’re safe here right? I’ll protect you,” You nod and he takes that as sign to try and entertain you further. He walks round Billy until he’s in your direct line of sight and holds up his arm in a strong man pose. “I mean look at me. I am so buff,” you can’t help your snort of amusement despite your tears and the look of pride that flashes across his face makes you smile. “I got you covered, darlin’.”

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“Two? Doctor said take one.”

“Definitely said two.”

You frown and he rolls his eyes. “One sleeping tablet, two painkillers." “That’s not…are you sure?”

Billy regards you curiously, head tilting to the side as he dark eyes sweep over your face. He waves two pill bottles at you, too quick for you to see properly as he drops them back on the counter. “I can read you know.”

Stu snorts, “Jury’s still out on that one.” He ignores Billy’s glare as he comes to stand beside him. “Does the bad girl not want to take her medication? Want daddy to kiss the booboo better instead?” Stu swipes the tablets from Billy’s hand invading your space with a grin.

You scowl and he laughs. “No? Then be a good girl and open that mouth for Dr Stu.” You flip him off but he only laughs again, holding his hand up in front of your mouth. “Say ahhhh.”

You look at Billy who's watching you with amusement clear across his face. He just shrugs at your pleading expression. “Doctor’s orders bunny.”

You open your mouth reluctantly and try not to blush at the way Stu’s fingers brush your tongue as he presses the white pills into your mouth.

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You frown at the TV, the jarring sounds of the title screen letting you know this is not a film you particularly want to watch this evening. “What?” Stu looks at you curiously as you stand awkwardly next to the sofa.

“Can we watch something else?”

“You’ll like this one, trust me,” he pats the cushion next to him. “Come on.”

A flicker of annoyance flashes across his face as you continue to dither and he reaches for you, pulling you down on to the seat next to him.

“Asshole, not so rough” you rub your wrist and give him a half hearted glare. The medication is hitting you faster than you expected, everything feels a little blurry and foggy around the edges. He gives you a crooked smile and turns back to the TV. “You’ll like it, promise, it’s one of my faves.” “I’m guessing it has Jamie Lee's breasts in it?”

“Ha!” He points at you as he sticks out his tongue. “Good taste but no.”

You hum noncommittally in response, shifting over slightly to let Billy sit down on your other side as Stu turns the volume up. “I like it because the actress in it reminds me of you.” “She better be the heroine.”

“Nah, victim. she’s the slutty party girl, but she goes out with style. Like the best death in the whole movie.” He glances at you out the corner of his eye. “Not sure you’re final girl material.”

You frown at his words and tuck yourself closer into Billy’s side. You know tact is not one of Stu’s strong points but comparing you to a movie murder victim, after you were just attacked and almost killed feels incredibly cruel and tasteless even for him.

“Jeez thanks very much,” You don’t look at him as you speak, keeping your eyes focused on the TV, you don’t want him to see how hurt you feel. “I’m not a slut you ass, I’m totally final girl material.” You don’t say it quietly but neither of them respond and the silence feels a little uncomfortable.

Stu pats your knee as he turns towards you, waving his empty beer in the air. “What?”

“Empty,” he pouts. “Grab me another?”

“Fuck off. Get your own.”

“Language.” It’s a snappy reply, but his puppy dog expression is innocent as he looks at you and you feel a little confused as to whether his annoyance is feigned or not. “Go on sweetheart, you don’t want to watch the movie but I do.”

You sigh, muttering under your breath as you snatch the bottle out of his hand, flipping him off as you head towards his kitchen. He chuckles, his shout of good girl following behind you.

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You can barely manage to keep your eyes open, your head lolling against Billy’s shoulder while you try your best to concentrate on the second movie playing. It’s also not something you really want to be watching, one of the Friday the 13th sequels that both Billy and Stu were having a great time ripping apart. They’d said it was so bad you’d be entertained but you found yourself flinching more than laughing.

You close your eyes, giving up on the movie and giving in to the dreamy calmness the drugs were inciting in you, giving a sleepy hum when you feel Billy press a light kiss to your hair. “You tired bunny?”

You nod, stifling a yawn as you force your eyes back open. “A little.”

“Aww, such a cute sleepy baby.” You feel Stu shift, a hand resting just above your knee as he leans over, poking your cheek with one slender finger. You swat at him half-heartedly and he pulls back with a feigned whimper. “Come on, you need to watch this.” “I really don’t want to, it’s-” You swallow hard. “Can we watch something else? I don’t want to see any more half naked girls getting slaughtered.”

“They’re supposed to get slaughtered. Haven't you learnt anything from all the movies we watched? The slut always dies,” His tone is sharp, bitter, and you flinch as he gestures wildly. “Sleeping around, cheating, it’s a deserved death.” You don’t know what to say, and Billy keeps quiet, just clearing his throat as he throws more popcorn into his mouth. The silence is loud. It’s starting to feel a little like they’re angry with you. The blunt words and the pushy behaviour starting to feel more like anger than the scared concern you had initially interpreted it as.

“Right.” you gnaw at your lip. The sudden tension feels incredibly awkward and you have the impulsive desire to just go home.

“Just-” Stu sighs, slumping back onto the coach with a heavy sigh. “Don’t go anywhere without telling one of us first, it’s not safe out there.”

The change of subject and tone disorients you for a second, the segue way into your safety a little confusing after his excited mini rant. Your stomach twists and you feel a little guilty at doubting them. If it had been one for them that had been attacked you would probably feel just as on edge as they obviously are, although you like to think you’d be just a little better at showing that concern than they are. You sigh resignedly and nod as you close your eyes. They’re trying their best. “Do you wanna go to bed?”

You startle at Billy’s quiet words, but keep your eyes closed as you respond. “No, I’m fine.”

You snuggle into his side, chasing the warmth as you rest your head on his shoulder, Already half asleep and too far gone to notice the way Billy's breath hitches when you hand loops over his stomach, your fingers accidently slipping under the hem of his t-shirt and brushing along the warm skin of his stomach.

You are asleep when Stu shifts closer nearly an hour later, but you still grumble quietly when he runs his finger gently over the bruises on your neck. He really hadn't meant to squeeze so hard, but you were being so disobedient recently.

“You need to stop doing that,” Billy gives out an annoyed sigh. “Or at least stop that stupid grin when you do it.”

He ignores him, his gaze dropping to watch the rise and fall of your chest through your shirt, letting his fingers stroke down over your neck to flutter across the top of your breast through your t-shirt.

“She's asleep you creep.”

“She likes it, her nipples are hard.” Stu grins, looking up at Billy. "Look.” “You’re a fucking perv," Billy responds but is still unable to stop himself from watching Stu’s fingers dance over your chest.

"Look who's talking. You did this," he says a little breathlessly, fingers fluttering over the bandage on your arm, "with a massive hard on. You’re the pervert Billy Loomis."

“She told me what happened you fuckrag, you’re the one that nearly came in your pants.”

Stu shrugs not embarrassed or denying it. “She’s hot when she’s scared. If the cops hadn’t-” He stops talking when you murmur and shift. His voice dropping to a whisper when you don’t stir further.

“Did you not see how cute she was when she got here? The tears?” Stu lets one finger stroke over your nipple, loving the way you shiver at his touch. “Couldn’t stop thinking how much I wanted to just shove her over the arm of the couch right then and there, see what she sounds like when she-” “Enough, you’re gonna wake her.” Billy’s voice is sharp and Stu reluctantly drops his hand with an exaggerated sigh. He really really wants to fuck you.

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It’s dark and quiet when you groggily awake, head in Billy’s lap, who is fast asleep when you slowly push yourself up. It’s definitely after midnight, probably early morning in London and you wonder as you make your way to the kitchen for some water if your Dad would actually answer this time if you called. You’re not foolish, you don’t expect him to come rushing home for you but you have the need to just hear his voice.

You pick up the receiver, hesitating as you look at the numbers. The urge for something familial is strong but you can’t decide if it is worth the inevitable hurt. What if he doesn’t answer? What if he does? What if he doesn’t care?

“Who are you calling?”

Billy's voice makes you jump, and you yelp as you turn around to face him.

“You scared the shit out of me.” You hang up the phone, feeling oddly guilty a being caught.

He doesn't apologise and he doesn't look happy. “Who were you calling?” “I just thought I’d see if my dad-” You trail off as you watch him narrow his eyes at you, his dark intense gaze more piercing than usual. “I know, stupid but-” you shrug, the sudden lump in your throat surprising you. “I just wanted to talk to my dad.” Billy is quiet as he draws you into a tight hug. “You don’t need him, you have me.” You nod into his shoulder, his words sting but you know he’s right.

He and Stu have been a presence at your side since you were 5 years old, your dad often leaving you at Stu’s house for weekends, or asking Billy’s mom to pick you up from school. When you got older and your dad would travel more frequently for work, leaving you with a hastily written note and a handful of bills, their doors were always open to you. Billy and Stu were more like family than he was, the two were always there when you needed them. You cuddle into him tighter, his hands lingering on your hips as you pull away.

“Where's Stu?”

“In bed probably,” he holds his hand out to you, “Where you should be. Come on.”

He looks confused at your hesitance. “What?”

“We can't sle- I’m not sharing the bed with you.”

“Why not?” He looks genuinely confused as he frowns. “We used to do it all the time.”

“Yeah, when we were seven.”

He shrugs. “So? We're still friends right?”

“You don’t think Tatum or Sid mig-” “No.” he snaps and you flinch, surprised at his tone.

He runs his hand through his hair as he gives you an apologetic smile.

“Sorry. I'm tired. It’s been a long day.” he takes a step closer and rests his hand on your jaw, running his thumb over your cheekbone softly. “Please come to bed. I just-” He shrugs a little awkwardly. “Need to know you’re there. That you’re safe.”

You’re more than a little surprised at his show of emotion, his cheeks are slightly pink and he avoids your gaze. “We can even draw on Stu’s face when he falls asleep first.”

You smile at that, taking his hand and linking your fingers together, the temptation to strong to resist. Stu always fell asleep first. “Fine. but if he drools on me…”

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It’s cosy, with Billy sleeping behind you and Stu sprawled out in front of you, his mouth open as he drools lightly on to the pillow. You really wish you had a camera right now.

“Can't sleep?” Billy’s voice is quiet and rough with sleep as he stirs behind you.

You shake your head and you feel him inch closer.

“You need to sleep.”

“I can't.”

He shuffles closer, surprising you with a warm hand on your hip.

“Need a distraction?” He nuzzles in to your hair. “I can help.”

His touch slides smoothly under the waistband of your sweatpants to toy with the hem of your panties and you grasp his wrist clumsily. “Billy!” Your voice is a sharp whisper. “What the fuck are you doing?” “Relax bunny.”

“Sid-”

“She won't know. Besides you're my best friend, I just want to help you relax.”

He nuzzles into your neck and presses a soft kiss to your skin, letting his fingers just dip inside your panties.

You reflexively squeeze your thighs together, stopping his wandering hand from going any lower and he nips at your earlobe in a gentle reprimand.

“So you’ll give it up to him but not us?” His tone is sharp, almost angry and you flinch. “You- you’re my friend. And you have a girlfriend!” “Yeah, we’re friends.” He ignores the mention of Sidney. “I’ve always looked out for you haven’t I? Let me do it now too.” His nails are scratching lightly along the sensitive skin of your abdomen and you feel yourself starting to give in. You shiver, hips squirming back against him and your breath hitches. He is definitely enjoying this.

“But Stu-”

You feel rather than hear Billy’s little huff of amusement. “Stu won’t mind, he likes to watch. Don’t you buddy?”

You open your eyes to find Stu staring at you, his pupils blown wide as his gaze flickers between your face and Billy's hand inside your sweatpants. “Open your legs for him, sweetheart.” You’re not sure you want to, but they’re so obviously enjoying themselves that you feel unable to say no. You take a deep breath and relax, letting your thighs fall open just enough for Billy to slide his hand further down. “Good girl” he breathes against your ear, the sensation making you shiver as he encourages you to hook your leg over his calf. He presses sloppy kisses along your neck as he brushes his fingers over your clit, the light touch enough to make you whimper. He continues the same lethargic pace, and after a few more dawdling strokes the way he was touching you was making you frustrated. “Billy, please.” you plead trying to grind your hips down on his palm, searching for more friction. “Just relax,” He doesn’t speed up, but he does press harder, swirling firm slow circles on your clit. He buries his face into your neck, tongue lathing over the still forming bruises and Stu groans.

You hesitantly crack open your eyes, embarrassment surging through you fresh, you hadn’t forgotten he was there, but hearing him still feels a bit startling. Stu’s face is flushed and you lock eyes with him the same time that Billy speeds up his touch and you can’t hold back your moan. Billy groans lowly into your ear, fingers moving fast enough against your clit that you can hear an obscene wet click as he strokes you. Stu shifts closer, his warm hand reaching out to cup your breast, his thumb gently caressing over your nipple before trailing his hand down your ribs. His palm presses against your stomach briefly as he slips inside your pants to join Billy’s between your thighs. They both swirl gently around your clit before Stu strokes through your folds to gently push inside you.

“Fuck you’re wet.” The groan that escapes him has you clenching hard around him. “See? You don’t need anyone but us baby, we can look after you.” You can’t do anything more than let out an incoherent whine as he slips another finger inside you, you’re so close. Stu’s fingers press deep, coaxing you towards orgasm in perfect time with Billy’s soft caress across your clit.

Billy pants into the back of your neck, it’s hot and sweaty and all kinds of overwhelming as he tries to press closer to your back. You bite your lip before reaching back and combing your fingers through his hair, scratching across his scalp. You feel the way he hisses through his clenched teeth, turning your head to knock your nose against his. “Please, Billy.” You see the way his eyes are immediately drawn to your mouth, and your lips twitch in anticipation n before his mouth crushes against yours.

“Come on bunny,” he groans. “Cum for me.” Two firm slow swipes against your clit and the rising knot of pleasure in your stomach snaps. You cum with a scream, back arching hard and entire body tensing against his hold as the pleasure rolls through you, your walls clenching and spasming hard around Stu’s fingers as his fingers fuck you through the aftershocks. Neither of them stop until you’re whining and desperately trying to push their hands away, Billy sucking at your earlobe as he moves his fingers from your clit to rest on your hip before whispering quietly into your ear. “No more dates-”

“You’re our little bunny,” Stu interrupts with a sharp tug on the end of your hair. You watch him, feeling self-conscious as he withdraws from your over-stimulated cunt, smearing your wetness over your stomach before he takes his fingers into his mouth and sucks them hard with an appreciative groan. He lets them go with an obscene slurping noise before giving you a gentle poke on the tip of your nose. You know he’s hard, and can feel Billy pressing against your ass but neither make an immediate move to touch you further. For a few minutes, you doze lightly between them, until the high of your orgasm wears off and your conscience starts to kick in, drawing you back down to reality with a bump. You don’t feel uncomfortable exactly but it doesn’t feel right. You open your eyes and focus blearily on Stu’s face, thoughts flicking through your head even as the ebbing pleasure mixes with your medication and pulls at you to succumb to your tiredness. What does this mean? What happens now? What about Sidney, Tatum?

“Don’t over think it,” Stu smiles and presses a sloppy kiss to your shoulder.

“But-”

“No buts.” Billy’s tone leaves no room for arguing and you’re too tired to bother trying. You promise yourself that in the morning you will talk about it, whether they want to or not. Billy’s fingers are still fluttering and stroking along your thighs like he can’t stop touching you and Stu looks like he is seconds away from devouring you whole, his eyes looking completely black as his hand returns to your breast, squeezing it gently.

“Better than Jamie’s?” He looks surprised at your teasing but he quickly recovers, smiling widely at your joke.

He purses his lips in thought. “Need to get closer look first.”

“You just want me to take my shirt off.” Your conscience is yelling at you to stop flirting, but the banter is fun. There’s no awkward atmosphere, you feel as close to them as ever.

Stu shrugs. “The world may never know my true intentions.”

You snort, but your smile falters slightly when his hand leaves your breast to trace around your throat. The look of near reverence on his face as he traces over the bruises sends a cold shiver down your spine, the slightly panicked urge to get him to stop pushing the words from your lips. “You can take it off for me if you want.”

Billy’s breath is heavy, and the hand on your hip squeezes tight for a second at your words. You’re aware that you’re both moving, a soft slow undulation of hips. Just barely rocking back into him as he grinds against you, the hand on your hip slipping round to your stomach as he presses you firmly back against him.

Stu chuckles and you curse loudly in your head. The dark throaty sound is unlike him, and combined with the dark hooded look he’s giving you and the way his fingers tug at the hem of your t-shirt, it sends arousal pulsing through you. “Maybe you are final girl material after all.”

#poly!ghostface #billy loomis #stu macher #scream #stu macher x reader

[creepypocky]

Hello! I hope you're day/night is going great! I would like to please request a matchup; either romantic or nsfw. Here's all about me:

Straight/ yet would 100 percent marry my best friend if she asked me to

Girl

Loser

Libra

Pisces ascendant

Scorpio moon

My height is 5'7

Dark brown hair/eyes.

My hair is pretty wavy and is shoulder length.

Pretty average weight: not skinny/fat. My skin tone is like beige/warm beige. Im Central American.

I have scars and stuff. I mean, who doesn't but my childhood was... nice.

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Personality (if I even have one):

Ok I always have no idea what to say on personality stuff

My personality is always switching

ive been in the hellish thing known as Creepypasta/slenderverse/Marble hornets shit for more than a decade and its the reason i turned out to be a piece of shit.

Uh oh and my love for it has turned into obsession.

Ok so I took one of those MBTI tests on quotev and

I got ISTP. But then I got tied with a bunch others.

So yeah...

I guess I have pretty dull style. I like street wear. But I usually wear shirts from fucking walmart, jeans/loose jeans, hoodies/jackets.

My hair is always in either a low bun/ponytail.

Im... not very smart :D

I wanna talk to people but I suck at it.

I stutter a lot and nothing I ever say comes out like I want it.

I'm terrible at explaining myself and always freak out when I'm being talked to.

I have a weird sense of humor... Some might consider it morbid for some reason. But, I mean,,,, i laugh at fart sounds

I procrastinate.

A LOT

i don't know why its so hard for me to get stuff done and i have so much on my plate right now lol.

You know, I love to consider myself badass and careless and fun.

Yet im too shy to ask the cashier for an extra bag :(

I want to hang out with alot of friends and do whatever I'd like...

Yet im actually pretty alone.. :/

I'm always thinking about pp but no man will ever love my virgin ass.

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Hobbies:

I have no skills or talent lol

But that won't stop me from messing around with things I know I shouldn't do

I always have headphones on, much to my mom's dismay, so i love to listen to music

I love to write.

Yet im lazy to do it :(

I have this uncompleted edward scissorhands x reader on ao3 and i feel bad for the people who are waiting for another chapter.

I love to draw too! I prefer digital.

Also pretty lazy

I have so many unfinished stuff

I guess I also have in baking. But i burn everything.

I would love to go outdoors and go for walks. Especially in forests and stuff.

I love Michigan weather :)

Exploring is also super fun to me!

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In relationships:

I... Wouldn't know what to do-

I know I'd be super shy at first...

Im sure I'd open up more

And thats where it all goes to hell-

I know id be a super bottom

Id really like someone to do stupid shit with

Not that into public affection but if like someone affectionate and stuff

He's definitely someone who starts off the conversation and likes to talk to me.

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...I guess that's all I have...??

I'm sorry you had to read all that.

And sorry if it's not much/not enough

I can't thank you enough!!! Omg thank you. I hope you have a good day/night again!! I live your blog and how it creepypasta oriented omg 🖤🖤🖤🖤

Heyy!!!! So, since you said either romantic or NSFW, I'm assuming you only want one, so I'll only do romantic if thats okay with you! Thank you for requesting and I hope you're doing well! And don’t worry, I didn’t mind reading this.

|| I match you with: Ticci Toby! ||

I swear to god Toby just, relates, to you so much, it’s really insane. He really really understands wanting to do something or wanting to be good at something and then ending up just, sucking at it. BUT, he does think you’re really awesome and he encourages you to work hard in stuff you enjoy doing. If you feel comfortable with it, of course. He also procrastinates a lot and would spend that time he’s supposed to be doing work, with you. He knows Slenderman will get mad at him for it but he doesn’t care as long as he can spend time with you.

If you ever feel really lonely he will be there for you and will try to encourage other people to go talk to you (gently) if you feel too uncomfortable to start up a conversation with anyone. He will also be there for you if you’re too scared to talk to people and will do his best to start conversations with you and try to get you out of your shell.

He would love to read the stuff you write and see the art you make. He would probably also request you to write or draw stuff for him (when you want to) because it would honestly make him really happy.

He finds it cute when you’re shy, and would do what he can to make sure you’re as comfortable as possible. He loves you and the last thing he wants is for you to feel uncomfortable around him or feel too weirded out. He loves it when you open up more though because he wants to learn more about you and thinks you’re a really great and interesting person to be with. Toby doesn’t mind public affection but if it makes you uncomfortable then he won’t force it on you. He is very affectionate to you in private, though.

Thank you again for requesting, this was very fun to write and I hope you’re having a good day/night! <3

#creepypasta #ticci toby #ticci toby fluff #creepypasta matchups #matchup

[amorremanet]

obi-wan/anakin/padme (because i can't get enough of your hcs about these three)

another, “send me a ship and i tell you the things” meme, yay!

Who accidentally pushes a door instead of pulling/vice versa: Anakin. Look, you can only be electrocuted in ways that should’ve been fatal so many times before your luck runs out. Statistically speaking, Anakin is doing way better than he should be, because one of the only issues he has is the door thing, and it’s a miracle that he hasn’t died from how many volts of electricity have ever gone through his body and how many times it’s happened.

So, like…… relative to being dead? Screwing up with doors isn’t that bad.

Who doodles little hearts all over the desk with their initials inside them: Obi-Wan did for a while, but has worked on stopping since Padmé asked him to either make his own desk or stop doodling on hers.

As far as making his own desk went? ……yeah, that died after Obi-Wan tried to look up, “how to make a desk” and decided that it sounded messy and complicated and okay, wow, he has so much more respect for Padmé’s desk now that he actually kind of understands the work that she put into making it

Who starts the tickle fights: Obi-Wan.

Who starts the pillow fights: Padmé.

Who falls asleep last, watching the other with a small affectionate smile: They take turns, but it’s usually Anakin, simply by virtue of him having a weirder sleep schedule than either of his spouses

Who mistakes salt for sugar: They all had moments of doing this until Anakin gave up and put really clear labels on every container that could conceivably be used for salt or sugar (and one for salgar, though only he and Ahsoka ever use that one because Obi-Wan and Padmé think salgar is disgusting).

Who lets the microwave play the loud beeping sound at 1am in the morning: Anakin, but it’s usually a sign that he’s upset about something. But it is still really annoying. Especially when it happens right before or in the general vicinity of Padmé having some big deal business at the Senate.

Because Ani? Sweetheart, she appreciates that you’re upset and don’t always know how to talk about it until you’ve worked out some of the frustration through tinkering, or working out, or having a late-night self-pity party with microwave taquitos and a pint of Cherry Garcia?

But she also appreciates what rest she can get and would, in general, appreciate it if you could, like…… please care enough about your spouses to not let the microwave beep on the eve of this important vote she’s been trying to argue for that will, you know, literally affect the fate of several star-systems? kthx.

Who comes up with cheesy pick up lines: Obi-Wan, oh god. They are so cringe-worthy, you’re gonna scream. Or groan and facepalm, which is what his spouses usually do because Obi-Wan is such a loser nerd and they love him.

Who rearranges the bookshelf in alphabetical order: Obi-Wan and Padmé are in an ongoing dispute over whether it should be alphabetical by author (sub-alphabetized by title), or parceled out into subjects and then made alphabetical by author. Anakin has been permanently recused from the debate because his idea for an organizing system attempted to combine Obi-Wan and Padmé’s ideas, utilized some concepts that were somehow inspired by the wiring inside of a speeder he’d fixed a few days earlier, and literally only made sense to him and R2.

Anakin still stands by his terrible idea. He also maintains that it is a very, very good idea and that Obi-Wan and Padmé would learn their way around it through practice if they would just let him do it and try it themselves. This argument is slightly hampered by the fact that Anakin cannot explain how his system works without at least five charts.

One of the original charts involved sand and how his system would minimize the amount of sand involved in the bookshelf. No one is entirely sure why this was important in designing an organization system for the bookshelf because the closest it’s ever been to sand was the sawdust that happened when Padmé built the bookshelves herself, and now that he’s had a nap or ten, even Anakin admits that this chart was probably not necessary.

However, he maintains that this doesn’t change how his idea for how to best organize the bookshelf is the one they should be using. Neither does the fact that he was exceptionally caffeinated at the time and hadn’t slept in a while. Nope.

Who licks the spoon when they’re baking brownies: They take turns, but Obi-Wan probably does it most often.

Who buys candles for dinners even though there’s no special occasion: None of them, really. They usually don’t even bother to have candles for special occasions.

Who draws little tattoos on the other with a pen: Obi-Wan and Padmé take turns drawing them on Anakin. Except for sometimes, when R2 is actually the one drawing on Anakin, and Obi-Wan and Padmé get framed, because R2D2 is a troll.

That said, the humans here have figured out that R2’s tattoo doodles are usually more risqué than Obi-Wan’s or Padmé’s — neither of them, for example, particularly gets the “humor” of Anakin having a cartoon phallus drawn on his face — so R2 gets away with this less. This has yet to make R2 stop doing it, but y’know.

Who comes home with a new souvenir magnet every time they go on vacation: Anakin, oh my god. He has souvenir magnets all over the fridge and various surfaces in his favorite speeder, he has souvenir snow-globes on the bookshelves (and one in Padmé’s home-office), he collects all the tacky souvenir junk you never wanted.

Who convinces the other to fill out those couple surveys in the back of magazines: R2 has tried in vain to convince his humans that these would totally be fun and they should do it, but they keep shooting him down in favor of doing Mad-Libs. R2 has resorted to filling them out with 3PO, which is mostly just irritating because most of 3PO’s answers suck.

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