if I got isekai'd into a Darksiders video game, I'd just take a page out of Sans Undertale's book and become a merchant.
I'd enjoy meeting the horsemen while being protected by the game itself.
'Welcome to my Shitty Scrap Shop. I got shit and I got scrap. Much like everyone who wants to kill me but can't. Suck it'
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trying to touch audrey the weasel lady
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Can't Touch This - Puppet History
Don't Touch Him!
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Can’t touch this!
River has recruited the big human to be her body guard. Surely he will protect her from getting the yucky medicine!
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Me, telling world-peace people to be careful with their words, because there are Ukrainians who were hurt much more and therefore are much meanier to not-all-russians supporters:
World-peace people: - Whatever.
Meanier Ukrainians: start attacking them
Me: - I TOLD YA HOMEBOY
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DM: "20"
Beryl: "Doesn't hit"
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MC Hidan The Super Freak hehehehehehe
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