#can't wait to post this on Twitter at 8pm tonight | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

dream-of-kpop · 5 years

Text

Fake SK Twitter Drama

[The korean translations...i just put whatever so it would seem realistic :>]

[UH SORRY FOR THE LENGTH-]

*Felix presses his face against JYP's glass door*

Felix: "WE HAVE ARRIVED"

JYP: "Please come in i have an exciting proposition for you guys"

*Everyone looks at Chan*

Chan: "Proposition means opportunity"

JYP: "Please sit"

*They all sit* *there wasn't enough room so Jisung sat on the floor*

JYP: "You guys should start some twitter beef you know bring more attention and popularity!"

Minho: "We should argue? *looks at all of them* this shit is gonna be easy"

Jeongin: "So you mean lie?"

JYP: "It isn't lying...think of it as exaggerating the truth"

Jeongin: "So lying?"

*Chan closes Jeongin's mouth*

Chan: "WE'LL DO IT"

JYP: "Excellent! create your profiles on twt tonight, start a lil drama then you're good"

Hyunjin: "Will we get paid extra?"

JYP: "I'll give you all $5 coupons to Subway"

Jisung: "I'M IN-"

[8pm ish]

Chan: "Everyone got your profiles?"

Jeongin: "Woah i made my profile an hour ago and i'm already verified"

Woojin: "Stop bragging it isn't cute"

Chan: "Alright Hyunjin you start"

*Hyunjin posts*

Changbin: "Pickled nose bitch?"

Hyunjin: "Ye Jisung taught me it" *fist bumps him*

*some time passes then Seungmin posts*

Jeongin: "I DON'T NEED A BEDTIME-"

*Jisung laughs*

Jisung: "FELIX BRUH YOU CAN'T SPELL"

Felix: "SHUT UP MY AUTOCORRECT STOPPED WORKING"

Minho: "Yo ass still can't spell"

*Felix blinds Minho with his phone flashlight*

Minho: *holds his eyes closed* "YOU BITCH-"

[As time progresses, the drama gets more i n t e n s e]

Chan: "Damn even Seungkwan commented...iTs woRkiNg"

Woojin: "Wait why are we using Vlive???"

Hyunjin: "Why not? Let's really sell it"

Chan: "BRING YOUR PHONE FELIX WE GOTTA DO THE FIGHT"

*Felix grabs his phone and they head outside*

Changbin: "Awe man i don't wanna get dragged in the streets..."

[They have their fake fight on Vlive]

[1:08am]

Chan: "We did good tonight guys"

Woojin: "What if Stays think we're fake, frauds? :((("

Chan: "Then we blame it on JYP"

Hyunjin: "Smart-"

admin hyungwonthefraud

i haD 2 mOre bUt nO onLy 10 images per post ffs...

i hope u enjoyed :')❤

#source: dream-of-kpop #stray kids #stray kids incorrect quotes #incorrect stray kids quotes #kpop #kpop incorrect quotes #incorrect kpop quotes #stray kids imagines #kpop imagines #stray kids scenarios #stray kids reactions #kpop scenarios #kpop reactions #stray kids fake texts #stray kids texts #incorrect quotes #stray kids funny #kpop funny #incorrect skz quotes

184 notes · View notes