Jevin, peacefully having a snack: sqüeeshy…mmm…
Iskall, checking his slime shop at 1am cause he heard a weird noise: what the fu -
Armie Hammer: I like to eat people
Stans: OmGGG 😍😍 PLEASE EAT ME 🥰😋 I’m tasty!!🤩🥵 Omg yas 🥳 If you don’t agree 🙅♂️ with wanting to be eaten🥩🥤By our King👑then you’re wrong 😑 And we’ll send you creepy asks 😤😡
ok normally twitch chats are annoying as hell but ranboos chat are pretending they’re passengers on a road trip and i may be passing away
considering everything going on regarding one h*rmie amm*er? i cannot help but feel like writing venom these days is … kind of bad timing, you know? primarily due to this 𝗛𝗘𝗔𝗗𝗖𝗔𝗡𝗢𝗡 (tw!cannibalism). i wrote that headcanon like 3 months ago and while it hasn’t really been mentioned since, i feel like i should still place a big fat warning on a pinned post on my blog or something. so do i make a warning post about it? do people care? or do i just tag it appropriately and that’s it?
Making the abuse women have suffered into a joke because “ha ha cannibalism” isn’t as good of a look as you think it is
Not @ ppl making Hannibal x CMBYN edits because of cannibal Armie Hammer scandal 😭😭😭
Armie Hammer, son of oil tycoon Armand Hammer, is a cannibal who also likes to torture animals, drink blood, and groom women into extremely abusive relationships. The guy who played J. Edgar Hoover. Y’know, the director of the FBI that had secret files on Nixon, Truman and JFK, as they all openly courted dismissing him, but did not fear of reprisal.
the “ethical cannibal” lady who worked for cartoon network has me blocked on twitter even tho ive never interacted w her in my life and i just think thats so funny
Hannibal brain rot warning
Okay but I’ve been listening to Killer Queen by Queen and I can’t stop thinking about an AU where Hannibal does drag and is a famous queen and Will is the loyal boyfriend who goes to all shows and yes they’re a happy cannibal couple
Kinning Jonny D’Ville by endorsing cannibalism everywhere I go
Oi, you, grief-cannibal.
You want to be a crow or a doctor or both,
you want to eat up the trauma and shit out meaning,
you want a room in The Big Metaphor
that’s not a ward. You want a nest of your own hair
in a branch of your own bones, teeth fed by self-flesh
ceviched in acrid memory.
You’ll never see shrimp colors!! No no.
You were built a little inside-out,
weren’t you, boi?
All the empty space you were supposed to take up
was put inside of you instead.
And everywhere else is full up, full up!
Outside of you the terrible terrible terror
grows thick and fast and right up to your skin
like a thickthicket of thorns,
like you’re in sleeping beauty,
but you’re not the prince, nono,
not sleeping either, couldn’t sleep for a hundred years,
not you. Can barely sleep at all,
dreamdream sweat snot snore.
You want to be a crow-doctor-
so you can eat the grief,
because anything else makes your stomach
not feel like your stomach anymore;
you want to autocannibalize your own emotion
like suchfolks eat their fingernails,
so you don’t have to rely on anyone
to feed you, not the rain or the trees
or the (apples&worms& yum!)
Hero’s journey seems long, steep,
boring, fell asleep in class, drooled ink.
metaphorcrow don’t bleed, hm?
Doesn’t need a doctor or anybody.
Apple a day apple a yum!
Crows have bad fathers too.
Crows have dead father sometimes
dead brother always
and always dying violent.
RUN FOR THE HILLS!
RUN FOR THE BLOOD FOR THE
BLOOD RUNNING RUN RUN
so much blood, tiny shards of last words
thin as splinters.
Crows don’t get a storyend,
don’t get a storyafter.
Still, Crows eat more than grief.
(Apple&worm&rain yum yum!)
grapes are easy to acquire and easy to eat. rasisins are like eating your grandma