can't believe sid is allergic to pussy 😭
Hate to say that I am NOT surprised 😔
One of these days I'll pull myself up by my bootstraps and write the fic about sid being terrible at sex but for now it will exists purely in my phone notes...
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Seeing you interact with Hella1975 or seeing her interact with you is very silly to me because in my head you both are like really popular humble niche internet celebrities for the same reason but also completely separated from each other so the idea of y’all knowing about each others existence is like the most insane crossover ever.
@hella1975 is an internet celebrity
I’m some random person with an iPad.
We are not the same… but i am honored to know her!! She is awesome & one of the nicest people I’ve interacted with so it’s really cool to have any kind of insane crossover with her!
*waves*
HI HELLA
YOU’RE AMAZING & I SWEAR IM GOING TO READ TAMS SOON AND ITS GOING TO CHANGE MY LIFE AHHHHH IM SCARED AND EXCITED!!!!! I’ll yell at you kindly the moment I do
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Writing in the art class!
I was reminded of old au work by someone and my brain is back on it's regular bullshit so let's go! More Teddy and Felix but teen time
If I were to write this, I believe my Teddy would be someone who just got, worse. He realized how bad his father was and he went worse. But Teddy is still different from his father.
He cares about Felix as a person, not an extention of Applesoft. Teddy cares about connection, people, how the defense system of Applesoft works and how the camera rolls can be removed and erased. Teddy is as smart as his brother, but unlike Felix, Teddy can always put on the sweet naive child facade.
Teddy has gotten worse, but he still cares. He knows Felix would get suspicious if father randomly collapsed. If father left without reason. If 'father' died suddenly, Felix would know there was foul play. So Teddy planned, and planned
And planned.
When the funeral happens, neither twin cries. There are cameras, the public. 'Father's' body in the casket. Felix doesn't cry because he knew his father wouldn't like it, the public is watching, the other companies. Teddy dtoesn't cry because 'father' is dead. He and Felix are free. While Felix mourns the loss of his father, Teddy mourns the idea of a father, of a man his 'father' could have been. But neither twin cry at the funeral.
Teddy has gotten worse. Part of him wishes the death was more bloody, that the police would be looking for parts. They got a whole body though, Teddy had to be smart. In the dark parts of his mind, he wanted to chop his 'father' up into little pieces.
He wanted to add a slice for each time Felix was yelled at, for each time Teddy felt worthless, for every bad thing this man had done. But Teddy didn't do it, after all, at that point, there would only be a bloodstain in his mother's bed, an ever darker one then what Teddy actually left.
Of course Teddy had gotten worse, he could have only got worse.
In the worst part of his mind. He thought of chopping up his 'father' and feeding him to his brother without him knowing. Felix wouldn't be able to tell. It would be a way for 'father' to stay with Felix forever. But if Felix found out, Teddy doesn't think Felix would forgive him. Teddy wants what's best for his brother, a brother who wanted to get better. So Teddy decided to free his brother from a man they called father.
Teddy has gotten worse. But that's okay, he's helping Felix get better.
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man on trial for animal canniblism; last thing he was heard saying before the attack was "man, i'm so hungry i could eat a horse."
in his defense, he says; "i did warn you tho"
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It has come to my knowledge today in history class, that among all the 50 states of America... only Idaho has cannibalism illegal.
...guys what happened in Idaho when they ran out of potatoes???
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It’s Pippi bitch .....
Everyone is always like, “Awwwe Pippi arnt you scared? Awwe Pippi you cant do that! No Pippi you cant pick up your horse or Walk on the wall and save multiple orphans from a fire!!”
BITCH
I’m a bad bitch
Dont underestimate me
I am the strongest girl in the WORLD
I aint got time for these haters, I got friends to go down waterfalls with and ZAZA to be smoked. I’m finding pirate treasure on the DAILY honey.
Get on my level or fall in line world!!!!
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i just thought about it and I do not think cannibalism is immoral. I just think it is unlikely to happen outside of specific circumstances of culture and/or despratness since most species simular to us do not in fact eat their own kind.
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FUCK HES GOT ME THINKING ABOUT WRITING CANNIBLISM POETRY
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