#cannot breathe lmao

[ricecakerybakery]

”halloween is ov—“ idgaf

#jeff the killer #jeffrey woods #eyeless jack #eyeless jack fanart #ben drowned #laughing jack #homicidal liu #liu woods #ticci toby #ticci toby fanart #toby rogers #creepypasta fandom #creepypasta fanart #shitpost #i pissed myself #lmao #I CANT BREATHE #im dying #good lord #i cannot #i cant #im crying #im cryinh

[bonus-links]

RUINS, pt. 12

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#i. have made my peace w these pages AKFJKDL #this color palette was extreme hard mode for me lmao #anyway! #loft in his head: well technically my zelda was in the crystal for like thousands of years so if u factor that- #meanwhile slate in his head: technically 103 years but i didn't exist for 100 of those which cannot be my fault #bonus links #bonuslinks #main comic #skyward sword #botw #breath of the wild #happy totk week

[feelingtheaster99]

Absolutely LOSING my mind at the vulture dimension bit

#like Brennan laying out how absolutely fucked the party is #and ally chooses for Kristen’s action to be interacting with the vulture instead of helping gorgug to EVERYONE’S thumbs up encouragement #and in true Kristen fashion Kristen is completely UNHINGED in o acting with the vulture #and then Brennan COMITTED TO THE BIT #and made the vulture a real enemy with like person-hood sentience #and had PLANNED projections and minis for it #Zac with the there was a gas leak in the dome #lmao #I cannot BREATHE #it is simple so funny #what a way to end an ep #dimension 20 #d20 #fantasy junior year #fantasy high #fantasy high spoilers #fhjy #fhjy ep 8 #fhjy spoilers #fracas at the frostyfaire folk festival #fracas at the frostyfaire folk festival spoilers #live reaction #ally beardsley #kristen applebees #vulture dimension #you are now entering the culture dimension #godammit Brennan #intrepid heroes

[harurio]

takezai terunosuke and yoshida munehiro in one three-minute shot, episode 5 of mood indigo, 2019.

#cannot stress enough that this is all one very long shot. one. #context is mustache was sleeping with glasses while simultaneously using glasses to switch careers so he (mustache) could marry a woman #and this is glasses finally going off on him. as he very much deserves. scumbag #i didn't even notice this was one shot until i thought about why it had me holding my breath the whole time. and would you look at that! #it's like the equal and opposite of the old fashion cupcake confession lmao #this whole franchise is full of long long takes and i love it i eat it up #mood indigo #indigo no kibun #kijima rio #kido shirou #takezai terunosuke #yoshida munehiro #miki koichiro #mood indigo spoilers #i guess #japanese bl #kijima rio my beloved #japanese bl my beloved #i love loving things lol

[iscariotapologist]

told my therapist to read gravity and grace

#i don't think he liked it lmao #unfortunately i got the covid booster and flu shot yesterday so i do not have the brain cells for this #always very funny when people in real life dont recognize how i am simply very weird about god #like they assume i'm some kind of edgy agnostic type because of the religious trauma. unfortunately god is still breathing down my neck #ugh i cannot think real thoughts rn #me

[aengelren]

this interaction is killing me

#LMAO he is white btw but the way he kept insisting he looks like Eren and she was just aaying she disagreed but he had to argue #until girly pop snapped #she ate him up i cannot breathe #AND WHY IS HE LIKING HER REPLIES?? LMAO #talks

[saltpepperbeard]

Surely must be a coincidence that the journalist who wrote that Vulture article is one of the people Casey Bloys follows on Twitter and surely it’s a coincidence that article came from Vulture which is owned by Vox Media who acquired GroupNineMedia in 2022 and one of the investors for the merger was Warner Bros Discovery. I love coincidences.

Oh SURELY… ☕️👀

You know that one part in S2 where Buttons is reading the transmogrification papers that Auntie gave him? And he’s like “Ohhhhh, aye. OHHHHHH AYE 👁️👁️.” yeah. Yeah.

I really do think it’s very intense damage control, to be quite honest lmao. Buuuuut who are they fooling REALLY? Certainly not any of us; especially with all these ✨juicy little tidbits✨ afoot.

#Answered #Anons #Oh bloys he mad #WKDKWKDKW that hashtag still takes me out like Please #But they’re so skdjwjdjw WHACK man #I cannot tell you how unsurprised yet irate I was when Casey was like #’yeah so we’ll give whatever money it takes to beautify the hp reboot uwu’ #’and might even extend the scope BEYOND the movies uwu’ #Like mmmmmmmmm yeah lmao alrighty #Cancels numerous diverse originals but will say that within the same breath #ALRIGHT #It just shows you where their priories lie

[optiwashere]

To those of you thinking maybe I won't do another challenge month soon...

Femslash February is basically almost here...

#random rambling about writing #repeating “I cannot do another full every day challenge” under my breath #not surprising that finding a prompt list for it is like pulling teeth tho lmao

[madzillus]

The excitement for Tears of the Kingdom is real

#botw #botw link #zelda botw #zelda tears of the kingdom #zelda totk #breath of the wild #the legend of zelda #tloz fanart #botw fanart #my work #second time drawing a horse #after avoiding them my entire life #it looks horse like so I’m happy lmao #I cannot wait for Tears of the Kingdom #started playing botw again because it’s all I’ve got for now #mads draws zelda

[hella1975]

what do you plan to do with your degree after uni?

FUCK NASTY!!!

#if i ever touch economics again it's a cry for help like i cannot stress enough how fucking pointless this degree is gonna be #okay deep breath im only being so negative bc im balls deep in exam season. it's a GOOD degree i DONT REGRET MY DEGREE #this will be EXCEPTIONALLY helpful when i go into the working world i am EMPLOYABLE bc of my DEGREE #like economics is a VERY versatile subject there arent many areas of work that econ doesnt apply to in some way #so i KNOW it's a really good degree to have and i can kinda do what i want afterwards #but oh my fucking god. jesus christ. bloody fucking hell #i do however know that in the immediate year after my degree im gonna move back home and waitress full time #bc i just need to like. take some time off education and recover LMAO and i want a space to just tick some boxes i never got round to #like learning how to drive and stuff. and living without having rent to pay in a place im very familiar with will be good #even if i do think it's gonna have it's own struggles. oh hometown blues we're really in it now #but yeah after that year im thinking about maybe doing a masters? but ill have to proper blag it bc you typically have to do #masters in subjects relevant to your degree and i dont want to go within a radiation exclusion zone of economics #so. there's that. do u think if i say please somewhere will let me do a classics masters be honest. if i say pretty please #ask #hella goes to uni

[akkivee]

i wake up with them and these on my mind and i’m devastated tbh lmao

#this is vee speaking #i must be going thru something lol i was drawing yesterday and letting bat’s 8th live day two play in the bg #and was nearly brought to tears on several occasions LOL #these can badges circulate to the forefront of my mind every so often and i want to vomit in excitement lmao #truly i have not felt very sane lately LOL #*gently holds these* but i………………….. want them lol #i bet the rhyme anima producers saw how thirsty people got over nanami jjk who has the adult businessman appeal d o w n #and went ‘hey!!!! we have our own older tired adult appeal character that doesn’t look like a drowned cat!!!! let’s do that with him!!!!!’ #and this we have the cuntiest hitoya yet LOL #and i hope they continue to go all in on it too lol pan up shots legs spread loosening necktie shots making his vices look Fine LOL #i like jyushi’s badge because it captures his paralysing beauty very well i think 🙂 #like i stop breathing whenever i make eye contact with this can badge and i’m not joking lmao #while we’re on the subject of jjk!!!!! the way touji literally gutted gojo that one time is how i feel every time i look at kuukou’s lol!!!! #i wanna cry!!!!!!!!!! he’s so happy!!!!!!!!!!! i’m happy and it’s because he’s unalived me with his smile!!!!!!!!!!! #man october CANNOT come soon enough lol!!!!!!!!!!

[valyrfia]

just reread the mortal instruments for the first time in like seven (?) years and like it's fine and all but the concept would've been so much more interesting in the hands of a queer author

#expand tags to read more lmao #the mortal instruments #anti cassandra clare #my take with any body of work tbh #alec is my favourite but also very much gives Tortured Gay Written By Straight #clary should've ended up with simon (à la peeta mellark effect) #i love jace but he loses all personality as the love interest #also i will live breathe and die on the jalec hill they should've got the storyline that emma and julian did #the fact that the forbidden parabatai love story was given to a STRAIGHT couple is absolutely ridiculous #also i fucking hate malec it seemed so romantic when i was like 15 but now i cannot read it without thinking of my first relationship #ie. young and inexperienced me VS. what may not legally be grooming but technically is #à la rhys and feyre i HATE this immortal falling in love with a teenage mortal bs #red flag #magnus is also a gay character written for straight people #like he's fine but he's not giving yknow #i just relate a lot to alec and hate how him and magnus are so romanticised #IT SHOULD'VE BEEN JACE #imagine how good a jace and alec slowburn would've been in the last three books #talking of gay shit get izzy a girlfriend (and have it be me) #i jest but not - all of the lightwood siblings are gay wbk #clary is their token straight #all this to say give this idea to ME not to the ex ron x ginny author #anyway rant over #some teenage books live up to the hype (hunger games) and some don't (these)

[margaetyrell]

hi. just came to say i’m alive and well (mostly) if anyone cares. i simply broke down due to emotional stress so i had to delete the app and cut it all out. idk how long it will take, but i’ll be back and catch up on blogs/tags/messages by then! hope you’re doing great, i’m sending you all my love and a special shoutout to @itsniceto, @mycastlescrumblingdown, @jdschecter, @intomymelancholia and @mayangelsleadyouin for being such a ray of sunshine. miss you and love you all soooo so much 💜

#part of not coming back rn is taylor tbh. in case you missed it i kinda distanced myself from the fandom although obviously #her music will always be a big part of my life. but it’s so tiring trying to separate the artist when shit keeps coming out #& yes i’ve listened to sntv but all i’ll say there is that now it’s oficially top last lmao esp after what she did to my fave tracks #like wth happened to btr and this album production. but again i have no intention of talking shit nor i care enough at this point #i’m also on the verge of a break up and my brother’s health is getting worse so. i really cannot deal with any criticism rn #at least i knew long before i couldn’t afford to go to a show. anyways enough talking to myself ! these are the news ig #also thanks to everyone who keeps tagging me on their edits. i appreciate it sm and i will reblog them when i’m back!! promise #see you around and please. remember to take a deep breath and drink water and put yourselves above anything else <3 #pt

[shitty-eyepocalypse-domains]

a void + burial domain where you're driving down a road in the middle of nowhere. the road keeps going infinitely, no exits or turns. the only thing that changes is the feeling that the road keeps getting narrower and the fields around you closer and higher.

inspiration: today my family went on a drive. we ended up feeling very lost, on a narrow road surrounded by fields. it was raining and there was nobody else around, it felt a bit unsettling.

This is just me with my absolutely dogshit sense of direction I won't lie to you.

#jonathan sims #the magnus archives #the archivist #tma #tma podcast #the eyepocalypse #shitty eyepocalypse domains #shitty eyepocalypse domain submission #the buried #choke #too close i cannot breathe #the vast #the falling titan #mike crew #simon fairchild #know but i know exactly what youre talking about cause something similar happened to my family once #just add some fog aka lonely vibes and we have it all lmao

[robinsnest2111]

dreamt Randy and Benson were my coworkers at the movie theater!!! 👀

#yay for new fav characters appearing in my dreams but boo for it being a chaotic and stressful shift lol #we were manning all three registers and trying to get all the popcorn and nachos and beverages out to the customers asap #but we were struggling! not enough pre-made nacho boxes and benson had a tough time keeping up with the demand #just like what it was like at work over the easter holidays lmao #like. i was at the front with randy dealing with customers who got increasingly impatient because it took so long #and benson was in the back trying to fill as many nacho boxes as he could and then putting them in the designated nacho warning cabinets lol #i can still hear benson swearing under his breath #randy and i were both sweaty nervous messes. we both kept mistouching on the screens and had to repeatedly type in orders orz #and the customers got so angry with us for taking so long or over the fact their card got declined lmao #like i cannot control how much or how little money you have in your bank account madam!!! #this has happened so much irl already that i already know that error 51 means Not Enough Moolah on the card #anyway my brain said the passenger movie theater au and i guess i'll roll with it 👍

[varpusvaras]

Is it almost 7 am? Yes. Have a slept at all? No.

#personal #I honestly 1) cannot breathe properly #and 2) the side effects of the meds finally caught up to me #so I've just been up and trying to drink water #otherwise funnily I'm feeling better lmao