#cannot function

[poisonousquinzel]

#she #she she she she she #😩🥴😩🥴😩🥴😩🥴 #LOOK AT HERRRRRRR #what a fucking icon #a bicon #my love #💓💓💓💓😳 #im losing it #harley quinn #harleen quinzel #dc comics #cannot function #gotham knights

[aquagustd]

I CANNOT BREATHE

#cannot function #cannot think #YOONGI? #yoongi #…. #i’m literally in tears rn #OLEASE LET ME BURY MY FINGERS IN YOUR HAIR #& tell you how handsome you are 🥹 #loml

[murmur-ation]

Current mood: rewatching Heartstopper and making high pitched squeaky noises

😍🤩🥰😍🤩🥰😍🤩🥰

#Heartstopper #heart eyes heart eyes heart eyes #so much cute #cannot function

[luriddaze]

Y’all I know I have been slow to reply lately but I’ve been absolutely exhausted for a few days. So bear with me. I’m hoping to be more active tomorrow and hopefully get a majority of drafts done. 🥰

#[ out of cats : ] #I feel bad I just #cannot function #pls don’t forget me y’all

[floofyflooftheallmighty]

I fucking hate summer

#Too hot #Cannot function

[fandomblogs-posts]

Insomnia sucks!!

#personal #sleepless #insomnia #cannot function #tired

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

*peering down at my own genetic sequence* uh-huh uh-huh bold choice bold fucking choices my friend

#and i don't have veto power over any of this? that Cannot be correct information #there must surely exist an Appeal Process or #*me discovering how any of reality's systems function* this can not POSSIBLY be how this system functions #*scribbling furiously filling an entire college ruled notebook DOUBLE-SIDED with a list of design flaws to present to the court*

[mx-lamour]

When people are like "Yay! Isn't it beautiful outside?" in the dead of summer and you're stuck with a second round of seasonal depression because sure it looks nice outside this time, but it's actually too hot for life out there so you're just trapped. again.

#i hate summer #it's too hot #i hate sweating #i burn easy #cannot function #spectralshit

[unlovelyspace]

“My friends mom collects miniatures of designer chairs and these are some of them 😫” via twitter

#I’m absolutely obsessed with this I cannot stop zooming in on different little chairs #i think the appeal is beautiful expensive unique things. but they are not functional they are instead tiny and cute #photography #furniture #design #aesthetic #homes #items

[cate032305]

Physically I'm fine.

Emotionally...

I'm a mess

Mentally...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

💜💜

#brain is tired #cannot function #aaaaaagh #help #blep #poetic #? #ooooooh boy #my brain needs heylp #someone tell me to sleep #like #go tf to sleep

[sugarcoatednightshade]

thinking about how Humans Are Space Orcs stories always talk about how indestructible humans are, our endurance, our ability to withstand common poisons, etc. and thats all well and good, its really fun to read, but it gets repetitive after a while because we aren't all like that.

And that got me thinking about why this trope is so common in the first place, and the conclusion I came to is actually kind of obvious if you think about it. Not everyone is allowed to go into space. This is true now, with the number of physical restrictions placed on astronauts (including height limits), but I imagine it's just as strict in some imaginary future where humans are first coming into contact with alien species. Because in that case there will definitely be military personnel alongside any possible diplomatic parties.

And I imagine that all interactions aliens have ever had up until this point have been with trained personnel. Even basic military troops conform to this standard, to some degree. So aliens meet us and they're shocked and horrified to discover that we have no obvious weaknesses, we're all either crazy smart or crazy strong (still always a little crazy, academia and war will do that to you), and not only that but we like, literally all the same height so there's no way to tell any of us apart.

And Humans Are Death Worlders stories spread throughout the galaxy. Years or decades or centuries of interspecies suspicion and hostilities preventing any alien from setting foot/claw/limb/appendage/etc. on Earth until slowly more beings are allowed to come through. And not just diplomats who keep to government buildings, but tourists. Exchange students. Temporary visitors granted permission to go wherever they please, so they go out in search of 'real terran culture' and what do they find?

Humans with innate heart defects that prevent them from drinking caffeine. Humans with chronic pain and chronic fatigue who lack the boundless endurance humans are supposedly famous for. Humans too tall or too short or too fat to be allowed into space. Humans who are so scared of the world they need to take pills just to function. Humans with IBS who can't stand spicy foods, capsaicin really is poison to them. Lactose intolerance and celiac disease, my god all the autoimmune disorders out there, humans who struggle to function because their own bodies fight them. Humans who bruise easily and take too long to heal. Humans who sustained one too many concussions and now struggle to talk and read and write. Humans who've had strokes. Humans who were born unable to talk or hear or speak, and humans who through some accident lost that ability later.

Aliens visit Earth, and do you know what they find? Humanity, in all its wholeness.

#humans are space orcs #humans in space #earth is a deathworld #earth is space australia #tagging this so that ppl can find it even though the space shit i write about always feels like its in direct opposition to all the pop tag #also my biggest pet peeve in all of writing - all writing. everywhere. not just in fanfic but books and tv and movies too - is when people #write off an injury by saying something like 'oh nothing bad just a couple of scratches some bruising and a minor concussion' like girl WHA #MiNOr ConCuSSioN is such an oxymoron and I hate it so fucking much. like i dont care how minor it was thats still brain damage. #especially when the same character does this more than once. like im sorry ms. but uh. you can no longer read. or talk eloquently. sorry #evidence: my brother has had two 'minor' concussions and now cannot read write or speak without tremendous effort. And like its totally #ruined my ability to watch action shows/movies because now i just sit there and count how many concussions there characters are getting #after a certain point it becomes totally impossible to believe that these guys are able to function. (still fun to watch tho im not a hater

[mochasucculent]

She!!

Image description courtesy of @anistarrose: digital art of Luz from The Owl House in her Titan form. Instead of her witchy clothes, she wears a t-shirt and green overalls, with claws poking out from her sandals. She's leaping in the air with Stringbean's staff in one hand, laughing and channeling a spell. End description.

#the owl house #toh #luz noceda #titan luz #toh spoilers #the owl house spoilers #titan!luz #obviously very inspired by dana's art of titan luz with casual clothes over top lol #i thought it'd be funny to have the claws poking outta the berks #fanart #for some reason (tumblr cannot handle basic post functions) i was having trouble adding the description as alt id on the image #so for this one i guess we just get a description in the post body for now lol #thanks anistarrose for the description!

[ispyspookymansion]

real people cant queerbait, sure, but celebrities often arent acting as real people, theyre selling you a persona and can intentionally mold that around queer audience engagement in some cases. and thats murky water but still undeniably wet. plus whatever misha collins did of course

#annoyed by a post where someone is highlighting the definition of queerbait like yeah your average normal person cannot queerbait #mx celebrity who exists as a product for public consumption is both fictional and invented and thus Can functionally queerbait in some ways #kora.txt

[sub4t0mic]

i hate 2020me. why were my messages so disjointed

#self hate #cannot function

[thatswhatsushesaid]

#i cannot find a functioning link to the OG jiujiu version that inspired me to make this #anyway there should be more cute jin ling and his xiao shushu content in this fandom #mdzs shitposting #xiao shushu rights 🤝 #jin guangyao #jin ling

[smallpapers]

sometimes love

is talking in a whisper

#the owl house #huntlow #willow park #toh hunter #hunter wittebane #the golden guard #toh willow #toh spoilers #toh winter #hunter x willow #the owl house season 3 #Toh s3 #myart #wintery junk #toh #I cannot function til oct 15 #and after the ep airs I will cease to function completely thanks miss terrace