#canon because i said so

[askalastorblog]

The amount of joy human alastor and his mother gives me should be illegal

https://twitter.com/_nedned_x

#hazbin hotel alastor #credit to artist #not mine #hazbin hotel #alastor #canon because i said so #mamas boy #mother #human alastor #alastor the radio demon #hazbin hotel fanart #smile

[junkyardspider]

the thought of them living in a house together is just extremely funny to me so have some doodles

#the house is definitely full of old bonzo merch #mr bonzo is a good tax paying citizen #nigel dickerson is just a pathetic little man #canon because i said so #unwilling father #tmagp #the magnus protocol #mr bonzo #tmagp10 #mr. bonzo #nigel dickerson #tmagp fanart #fanart #the magnus protocol fanart #tmagp 12 #art

[catwouthats]

Amnesia Gabriel, trying to flirt: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?

Beelzebub:

Beelzebub: yes.

#he learned the pick up line from on of aziraphale’s books #canon because i said so #good omens #good omens 2 #good omens beelzebub #good omens gabriel #ineffable bureaucracy #good omens incorrect quotes

[ezinhiscorner]

Barty "Fuck it" Crouch Jr

Evan "for fuck sakes" Rosier

#evan rosier #barty crouch jr #rosekiller #barty jumping into a fight and evan is right behind him #the marauders era #slytherin skittles #i kin this man for a reason #barty crouch jr kin #canon because i said so #fluff

[cillacantstudysosheshere]

Vivienne basically confirming in an interview that huskerdust is an enemies to friends to lovers slowburn WE FUCKING WON PEOPLE

#canon because I said so #angel x husk #hazbin hotel husk #hazbin hotel angel dust #angel dust #husk #huskerdust #huskerdust canon #hazbin hotel

[laz-kay]

Store Worker: Would a Mr Sir Pentious please come to the front desk?

Sir Pentious, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?

Store Worker: *points to Egg Bois*

Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?

Egg Bois, simultaneously: We got lost :(

Sir Pentious: I didn't even bring you guys here with me-

#canon because i said so #incorrect quotes #incorrect hazbin hotel quotes #hazbin hotel #sir pentious #egg bois #frank hazbin hotel

[urfaveviet]

#sbg (webtoon) #school bus graveyard #canon because i said so #schoolbus graveyard #aiden clark #ashlyn banner #logan fields #tyler hernandez #taylor hernandez #ben clark #sbg

[sillyrandomwriter]

If Adam and Lute were able (and willing) to have a kid, I just imagine a scene like this:

Lute goes into labor and Adam is... pretty chill about it. Isn't the first time after all. He has this handled. Though, one thing he wasn't expecting while Lute was gripping his hand...

"YOU FUCKING DOUCHEBAG, THIS IS YOUR FAULT, ASS-KISSING TWAT!"

"Geez, Eve wasn't this faul-mouthed when in labor. And lemme tell you, she had nasty shit to say."

"I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU."

"Babe, chill, you got this."

"KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS NEXT TIME OR I'LL RIP YOUR DICK OFF AND SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR THROAT!"

"Lute, you're fucking breaking my hand!"

holy fuck holy shit YES. this is definitely canon if guitarspear would be canon and had a child. i like to think that Lute just says the most horrendous, terrific and fucking unhinged shit while in labour, breaking her lover’s hand while threatening to also rip his wings off (like she did to Vaggie). and then when everything is over she just goes back to being completely calm, tired and just spending some time cuddling up with her new child and lover who is left utterly confused, since in moment he felt like he was gonna die and in the next he’s completely fine.

canon because i say so

#guitarspear yapping #professional yapper #just yappin #guitarspear #guardrock #canon because i said so #this is canon #adam x lute #lute x adam #dickmaster x dangertits #hazbin adam #adam hazbin hotel #hazbin lute #lute hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel headcanon #headcanon asks #headcanon asks please #poor man is left confused #hazbin hotel

[winterczn]

Some of My TLC Head Canons That Just Make Sense | Part One

1. Thorne complained to Kai about the whole soap situation and Kai actually changed the soap in prison to be less ‘drying’ for the skin. *Cue to Cinder facepalming.*

2. KAI IS A CAT PERSON AND I WILL NOT ACCEPT ANY CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM.

3. Winter is abnormally calm around wild animals and insects. While Thorne and Kai are freaking out, Winter is just there petting a snake and offering a bear some tea.

4. Kai’s go-to drink is tea, and Cinder’s go-to drink is coffee. She drinks so much coffee in a day that Kai gets genuinely concerned for her so he offers her some tea instead but Cinder refuses and proceeds to aggressive sip on her 8th cup of coffee that day.

5. Winter named every single animal at Scarlet’s farm. TELL ME IM WRONG.

6. Wolf also has a weird obsession with bread.

7. Sometimes, Jacin gets stumped with his school work and Cinder does research on it and helps him out. He passed with flying colors because of this.

8. The entire crew would be swifties — emphasis on Kai and Iko — if Taylor Swift existed during their time. (Jacin would feign nonchalance whenever a Taylor song comes on but when he’s alone, he would blast the album Lover in his headphones. Winter caught him dancing to Taylor once and promised she wouldn’t tell anyone.)

9. Winter has like a 50-step hair care routine and she totally dragged Scarlet into the whole curly hair girl routine thing. Scarlets hair has never been healthier and Wolf loves playing with it.

10. Kai is very interested in philosophy and would read tons of books + do a lot of research about it. Cinder would listen to him ranting about it, sometimes stopping to make a joke, usually resulting to them laughing so hard they end up on the floor.

11. Kai’s favorite number is eleven. One because it represents intuition and two because he just likes the way it looks. Everyone was a little confused at first but eventually just went along with it.

12. Iko and Winter (our delulu queens) get bored sometimes and creates very complicated plots and characters in their heads with each other. They have a lot of inside jokes with each other because of this.

#the lunar chronicles #marissa meyer #linh cinder #emperor kai #scarlet benoit #ze’ev kesley #cress darnel #carswell thorne #winter hayle blackburn #jacin clay #iko #the rampion crew #canon because i said so

[themistymountainscold]

anakin: i have made a huge mistake and it may have major consequences.

cody: does it affect me?

anakin: no-

cody: does it affect obi-wani?

anakin: no but-

cody: then suffer in silence.

#canon because i said so #star wars #star wars: the clone wars #the clone wars #clone wars #the clones #tcw #anakin skywalker #cody #commander cody #incorrect quotes #star wars tcw #sw tcw #sw

[askalastorblog]

#bsd manga #bsd dazai #not mine #credit to artist #canon because i said so #bungo stray dogs #bungou gay dogs #bungo stray dogs fanart #bungou stray dogs #dazai x chuuya #dazai osamu #bungou stray dogs dazai #bsd chuuya #chuuya nakahara #mori ougai #rainbow kitten surprise #its called: freefall #animation #animatic #bsd odasaku #ango

[flwjdk]

i cant get this coming out scene out of my head

#canon because i said so #overwatch #overwatch 2 #overwatch ashe #ashe overwatch #ashe ow #ow2 #ow2 fanart #ow #elizabeth ashe #overwatch bob #lesbian #why cant my family be as supportive as him #overwatch fanart #doodle #sketch #art #artists on tumblr #fanart #ashe ow is a LESBIAN #headcanon #overwatch headcanons

[catwouthats]

Not only does this poster imply that Beelzebub wants to retire, but it is also a possibility that there may be an ineffable bureaucracy marriage now

#i connected the dots #you didnt connect shit #i connected them #good omens #good omens 2 #good omens gabriel #good omens 2 theory #good omens beelzebub #ineffable bureaucracy #canon because i said so

[v10lynnayal]

i drew what henry's noise cancelling headphones would

look like.

#henry stickmin #the henry stickmin collection #thsc #art #silly #headcanon #canon because i said so #asd #adhd #autism

[renjihoe]

Gruvia/Fullbuster Family Headcanons YAAY!!

1. They’re daughter’s name is Juvina because Gray’s conversation with Juvina was the first time he admitted his feelings for Juvia out loud. The name is their repayment, plus Greige’s name starts with a G like Gray’s, it would only make sense for their daughter’s name to start with a J like Juvia.

2. Greige is a mama’s boy. Similar to Juvia, Greige is afraid of being left alone so he will often grab on to the bottom of Juvia’s dress when he’s feeling lonely.

3. Juvina (their daughter) is a Tsundere like Gray and prefers to be independent from her siblings and parents. Gray tries to baby her around but she doesn’t let him.

4. The kids have a habit of being overdressed and often gets creeped out by their parents stripping habits.

5. Greige is a water demon slayer (the fandom talks about this one a lot) and Juvina is a regular ice wizard who wants to learn arc of time thanks to Aunt Ultear, but Gray warns her not to dig to deep into it because of the consequences.

Those are my random Gruvia/Fullbuster family headcanons!

#fairy tail #fairy tail couples #fairy tail ships #fairy tail gruvia #gruvia #gray fullbuster #juvia lockser #greige fullbuster #gray and juvia #gray x juvia #fairy tail 100 years quest #fairy tail headcanons #canon because i said so

[laz-kay]

Alastor: I'm gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.

Niffty: Only if you also don't ask why.

Niffty: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.

Alastor:

Niffty:

Alastor: This one is fine

#this is them #canon because i said so #incorrect quotes #incorrect hazbin hotel quotes #niffty #niffty hazbin hotel #alastor #alastor hazbin hotel #amir talai #kimiko glenn