#cant believe thor didn't pick up on anything either

[worstloki]

"big metaphor guy" ok. but where? besides the clown line in the trailer where are the other times that loki used a lot of metaphors? Mobius is a #FakeFan

Loki is clearly an arts student, but most of his metaphors are in Avengers 1 when he’s being cryptic on purpose and has the mind stone frazzling his head, so I’m not sure how reliable that is since in every other movie he uses only a few metaphors, usually to do with light/dark imagery which I for one think is very fitting. 

“So I am no more than another stolen relic, locked up here until you might have use of me?”

“An ant has no quarrel with a boot.”

“Until I open the doors, until your force is mine to command, you are but words.”

“I remember a shadow, living in the shade of your greatness.”

“And for what? A warm light for all mankind to share.“

“Can you wipe out that much red? (...) Your ledger is gushing.”

“I was merely giving truth to the lie that I had been fed my entire life,”

“I ask only one thing in return, a good seat from which to watch Asgard burn.“

“Easier to let it burn.“

“I assure you, brother... the sun will shine on us again.”

#half his metaphors are to do with light/dark and fire which is ishduagydavb #he specifically uses metaphors when he's being dodgy and lying except in Thor 1 where he also uses one to call himself a stolen relic #the Loki show #loki spoilers #loki show spoilers #that he uses a crazy amount in Avengers 1 is pretty cool since we know he's trying to hint things but is being monitored through it #im still mad natasha didn't figure anything out honestly :[ #now everyone thinks loki is guilty and ignores the literal torture and mind stone which have loki attacking the planet #not that he put much effort into the conquering part smh #cant believe thor didn't pick up on anything either #Mobius is totally a fake fan though #i bet he speedran till AVengers 1 and ignored the rest of Loki;s life smh #Natasha started the ledger metaphor #im not sure if burning things counts as a metaphor or just figurative language #i basically only count the stolen-relic shadow ant-boot and fed-lies ones since the others just sound like imagery to me