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lillylunala · 3 years
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Me: *Watches Raya and The Last Dragon*
Me: ...
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hI Am dAgUN
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matchamabs · 3 years
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I know you didn’t ask for it but- BOTW MONSTERS: RANKED BY HOW HOT THEY ARE,,,,
i do fuck all in the days lemme tell ya
ill admit i havent done EVERY enemy but like. i do enjoy making these posts so who knows, i might actually rank everything sooner or later 🤷‍♀️
,,,,, and if u want a specific ranking of botw/aoc stuff lmk 👀
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ahh the ol reliable. the classic bokoblin. he is just a little lad! unfortunately they’re genuinely kind of ugly??? and the idk the singular horn in the middle aint a good look. i see cute comics abt these guys being domestic and thats adorable but also giving them so much leeway bc they’re really Not that cute. not sure what the loincloth is hiding and im not sure i wanna know anyway. 3/10 really kind of. not good. 
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slightly bigger loincloth only means slightly bigger things to hide :( i rlly hate these guys noses and whatever the fuck toenails they have why do they have toenails?????? s’bad. the thing is tho they have the proportions of a potentially attractive gerudo which is probably what takes the edge off the general vibes of... u know... being an abomination. its also only JUST occured to me as im writing that these guys r just evolved bokoblins so. glow up i guess. 6/10 what that tongue do
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ok bypassing whatever the fuck rule 34 has done to these guys, i actually dig them. i find the huge fat ones way cuter than the lil bug eyed ones. in their case theres rlly no, like... hotness about them. its just cute. i think they’re cute. any monster that is cute and also doubles up as a bed gets my vote 7/10 get urself a fella as flexible as these guys 
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u know what, im gonna say it, these guys r actually kinda hot. proportions arent super bad, the face aint bad and generally they have good vibes. aside from, u know, when they’re tryna shank u. id say one of the most bearable monsters to have to look at. 8/10 im not a scalie
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??????????? idk what to say. u could tie these little shits to like swingball poles and beat them with rackets thatd b good. aside from that these guys have like no redeeming qualities. they’re a pain in the ass and not in a good way. 3/10 cute but like. is it worth it?
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i mean,,,,,,,, someones probably into it. i dont like these guys for a lot of reason and surprisingly the thing that gets me is the fucking hair why does it have that hair its like he-man just went straight over the top with an electric razor its not a good look!!! stop trying to make it work! it wont! and again with the loincloth??? im not into it. the only thing i like abt these guys is the lil waistcoats. they have some amount of decency (but the implications it makes are Not Good). uh. 2/10. barely.
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,,,,,9/10. but if you see a lynel up close like that chances are you died about half a minute ago
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again. ??? i dont rlly like. i mean. im digging the top heavy proportions? its got the same body type as kass so like. 4/10. bit plain around the features but what can u do. i dont understand how but the igneo taluses are like. sexier 
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UGHGHHH I FUCKING HATE THESE THINGS okay okay okay like these motherfuckers lure u in by being quite cute and dancin around and then u get a look at their faces and its like fucking JESUS and its even WORSE when you see under their cloak and they have no necks????? and like????? they do that gay little fucking dance that pisses me off???? they’re wearing hoods that give the ILLUSION that they have necks and im im fumin ok i HATE it i hate it i have been betrayed and i will NEVER FORGET ABOUT IT UGHGHGHG I HATE THESE CUNTS -10000000000000000000000000000000000/10 die
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hhhhh i just dont like em. theyre too annoying to be cute now. and whats gonna happen if i squeeze one? is like. water gonna come out? r they just gonna deflate? 4/10 tentacles are not hyrules forte it seems ://
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trust kohga to send the twinks out on the front line. seriously. they’re not bad tho? kinda small and underwhelming :((( tho i give extra points for the good crazy laugh we love a good manic cackle 6/10 they dont really count as monsters but ah well where else am i gonna put em
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now THATS what im talkin about babeyyyyy we love the muscles,,,,, the posture,,, the stride,,, we love it when u fuck up stealth and a torrential downpour of these motherfuckers come down to beat ur ass,,,,, 9/10 its raining men 😎
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u know. u dont rlly like. get a good view of these guys when ur balls deep in a battle with them, but the more i get like closer looks at them the more i go ???? like idk. everything about them looks backwards and wrong. but as far as backwards and wrong goes its not a bad look and the boss theme is a banger so 4/10 maybe dont jump on my ass every time i step one foot onto the desert :/
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i just. i dont dig it. idk why. aside from the fact they’re a monumental pain in my ass, and now everytime i hear a beep even slightly resembling a guardian i shit my pants, but. idk??? as far as robots go its not like. terrible. they’re like the milfs of robots. the milves, if u will. a rilf. except i wouldnt. so its more like riwlf. but even that leaves too much up to interpretation so im just gonna call em a cunt and go. 4/10 leg game strong
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here we are,,, the big boys,,,, waterblight isnt too bad i will admit, but the spear hand is both annoying and mildly inconvenient. its got a rlly big chest but rlly thin arms?? also not sure how i feel abt the strap on beard but oh well its not like ganons got taste. 5/10 kind of average for a blight i think
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a hefty motherfucker. a chunk of a lad. big large. the fact this is like one of the easiest blights makes it more forgiveable to me but like whatever its got going on with the 80s hair needs 2 be sorted out. i like its moves but it doesnt hang upside down like waterblight :((( 5/10 calm down kate bush
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ok who doesnt like gun arms. and a gun back. this things like fuckin megatron. the whole face plate thing doesnt look bad either. honestly its kind of a look? but its dickheadery in aoc makes me wanna set shit on fire so :// 6/10 hot but will not leave u alone 😔
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ok this one is by FAR the sexiest of all the blights. i just cant explain it. i like guys with bad posture. i had an easy time beating it but apparently its given other people a lot of grief and that makes it 10x more sexy to me lmaooo. also it can clone itself which is like. thats a win. 8/10 ganon spilt all the sexy juice into this one
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ok i didnt realise how many arms this motherfucker has and the whole hairline behind the ears thing is not a great look. especially w the beard. in fact the longer i look at it the less sexy it becomes tbh. 3/10 they tried to make arachnophobia sexy and it didnt work
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10/10 i will be taking questions in my inbox but i wont be taking constructive criticism and you cant make me 
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IM IN SHAMBLES OVER EVIE 😭😭 She's so cuteee
Ahhhh just imagining her interactions with the other nxx members 🥺
Her having Very Serious conversations with vyn about what's the better dinosaur, helping artem with cooking and learning to cook from him, wanting to be just like MC when she grows up so sometimes imitating MC's mannerisms and outfits.
And Marius is just a big child himself, they would have SO MUCH FUN teasing each other and Marius letting her play in his studio with his art stuff afahsjsks
Idk theyre JUST ONE BIG HAPPY FAMILY 😭🥺
sorry for rambling so much ASFSHSJS pls take ur time and looking forward to this whenever you write it! :) have a great day!
- 🐍
irt to my 4895834th fanfic idea where luke has an adopted daughter
same disclaimer: dont take this idea and write it. my idea. imma do a full fic of this when god allows me to.
HI SNAKE!! im glad u think evie is cute, i actually love writing kids despite the fact i havent been in speaking proximity of a child in a very very very long time (i think i held a baby two years ago? that baby liked me, he hit my face while laughing a LOT) BUT YES YES YES EXAAAAACTLY!!!!
hhhhh like luke in this au would be so worried protective over evie. but also hes SO PROUD OF HER. so hes torn between yelling at everybody in the grocery store "HAVE YOU SEEN MY DAUGHTER WHO IS SO AMAZING AND THE BEST THING IN MY LIFE??" or wrapping evie in 5km of bubble wrap. he loves the nxx investigation team but if anybody 1) is mean to her or 2) does not like her, luke pearce is going to go feral
thankfully in this au, the team LOVE HER TO BITS. AND ALL THOSE SCENES U SAID MAKE MY HEART MELT INTO HAPPY GOO!!!
vyn would be so kind and gentle, a little sneaky tho, getting evie to really develop the argument for her candidate of best dinosaur. also evie likes stealing vyn's glasses and going all "ooooohhh vyn your eyes are so bad!!! how do you even see without these!!!" and vyn would let her run off with his glasses, fondly resigned to losing the ability to read for a while
artem does NOT let her go near the stove or the the knives or anything that can possibly hurt a human being until she's like, 12 years old at least, but she does like sitting on the counter and playing taste tester ("artem, dont tell dad but...your cooking tastes a loooooot better...can you teach him too?") but artem has been scolded by luke for ruining evie's apetite. artem CANT SAY NO TO HER!! shes like "taste test, please!" and artem gives her so many bites that shes not hungry for the actual meal anymore.
MARIUS IS BASICALLY BIG BROTHER TO EVIE!!! SO MUCH TEASING!!! it's because of marius that evie learns some snark and bite (and luke suffers that from her now, WHY, MARIUS, WHY DID U TEACH MY DAUGHTER THE WAYS OF TAME ASSHOLE-ERY??) and yep yep yep she gets her hands in his paints and makes a MESS. marius is so happy
and PLSSSS mc bringing evie to the law firm because luke is busy with a thing and evie DEMANDS to have an outfit like mc so that shes office ready!!! mc sends luke pictures and luke starts crying
sometimes a family is 2 attorneys, a psychiatrist, a ceo, a super spy, and a very happy little evie
(oh and peanut!!!)
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tfw-no-tennis · 3 years
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mtmte liveblog issue 36
time travel arccccccccccccc yessssssssss
I have been waiting SO LONG to reread this arc hhhhh yessss
starting off strong with the sexy roller cover. nice
I love the disconnect of ‘orion pax: outlaw’ compared to the last time we saw him in shadowplay where he was orion pax: supercop
he’s still punching people for JUSTICE or whatever so I guess not much has changed
oh my god this is the issue with the many many two-page spreads...the first time I read this issue I didn't realize that was a thing and GOD I was SO fucking confused. there's already a lot going on in this issue/arc but this made things so much worse hvbhjkdfbsk. I powered thru and still managed to understand most of the arc despite reading half this issue out of order (essentially) bc the website I read it on split the pages up and I couldn't tell they were supposed to be doubled (and also I'm dumb so I didn't figure it out)
anyways, the actual issue...windcharger is out here using his powers to rip a dudes arms clean off. wow!
and there's skids getting punched in the face. Ls
and glitch! a totally minor character of course...
MANNNNN I SO adore the panel of all the lost lighters appearing in a cloud of purple smoke, all posing epically....SO fucking good, peak sci-fi coolness vibes, A++
as usual jro killing it w/the titles, ‘elegant chaos’ is such a great name for a time travel arc
also reading the tfwiki has shown me that many of jros titles are song or album titles, to which I say - that's epic and I love it. with jro doing it, I feel like it straddles the line between referencing music and the very fanfic-esque ‘title things after music’ vibe. I love it
oh god I forgot they use bs cybertronian time units in this sometimes lmao...I mean of course they do but still like, what the fuck is a cycle. is that a day. I feel like these words all have no meaning/the meanings change drastically depending on continuity. I cant keep up and also I'm lazy and don't care enough to try
I love rodimus did u know
poor riptide looks so confused lmao
IS....IS REWIND PIGGYBACKING TAILGATE...THATS SO FUCKING CUTE....I cant fully tell bc of the page layout but ooomg so precious. minibot buddies
whirl saying ‘chuff’ just reminded me how british jro is hvbhakjhdsfbs sometimes it just Jumps Out in mtmte and I'm like Oh God Britain Is Real
I really like the mtmte approach to time travel and paradoxes and whatnot. its just complex enough to be interesting but not too convoluted that it bogs down the story. perfect sci-fi fun!
mannnn chromedome talking abt brainstorm :( I'm sad abt those two hhhhh
and I love how at this point, nobody in the cast ACTUALLY knows brainstorm well enough to know what he’s really doing - including chromedome, who’s ostensibly his closest friend, somebody he’s known for a while - and even the readers don't really know what he’s up to...I like the mystery tbh
cant believe rewind wrote orion pax’s biography, omg. completely forgot abt that detail
cd saying ‘I love it when he talks history’ about rewind....hhhh I love cdrw so muuuuch
godddd the line rodimus says abt whirl - how they need people like whirl around who are ‘happy to get in the way’ of danger and death - that shit haunts me man like...rodimus is basically saying that he’s bringing whirl along to potentially die in place of someone like orion pax (nevermind the fact that whirl dying would ALSO fuck up the timeline)...like, how deep does it go?? is he saying that bc he knows whirl has been trying to get himself killed for a while now, or just bc whirl likes violence? mannn I cant...the character intricacies...man
anyways...I love rodimus he’s such an interesting character. you have that fucked up moment and then in the next panel he’s saying ‘if you want to call it a time phone, I wont stop you’ about the quantum walkie-talkie. he has the RANGE
oh and then rodimus casually volunteering chromedome to do mnemosurgery on anyone who might accidentally find out about them time traveling, which is again fucked up on multiple levels. the raaaaange
vjaksbhdhfusajbfdjk that panel of the lost light squad just standing there like idiots reminds me of that post where someone said abt that panel ‘these characters have a collective 3 brain cells’ or something hvbjadkfnksfdl
rodimus IMMEDIATELY breaking his own rules by trying to reassure pax that they're good guys by pointing at his autobot badge, even tho the autobots DONT EVEN EXIST YET at this point...my boy PLEASE go purchase some brain cells from the store 
and the fact that rodimus introduced himself to pax w/his real name...shouldn't he go by an alias or st??? that seems like a good time travel rule since optimus and rodimus definitely know each other later 
and like, did they not anticipate that some of the people in the past would recognize some of the lost lighters hgbajkhdjfnjksf like cd and whirl get Instantly recognized...great job guys
they are all SO bad at this hvbahskjdhfbasjkf I cantttt luckily for them the orion crew is handing them easy alibis 
‘the dugout’ is that a baseball reference????
also I love the scenery here, the bg looks like rock but there's metal piping and stuff running thru it, its so cool...really adds to the whole ‘cybertron biomes are made of metal’ thing
‘ancient history’ rodimus are you KIDDING ME-
cyclonus time travels to the past and IMMEDIATELY finds a window to stare broodingly out of. icon
tailgate thinking orion pax is SUPER COOL continues here from shadowplay and I love it...tailgate is so cute
and the tg saying ‘don't you think that's awesome, cyclonus?’ hhhhh so cute
one reason I love this arc so much is that this is the arc where the gay Really amps up 
TRAILBREAKER.... oh man ;_;
are you telling me that this outlaw base they're in has ONE bed for all of these people. what the hell vhbaksjhfnsal
cant believe rung sampled roller’s steroid juice box
also cant believe robot steroids exist. except yes I can and I love it
oooh roller’s a 0/1%er? I forgot abt that 
cant believe orion pax just grabs some random phone that belongs to these weird new people and answers it. WHO does that
goddddd megatron and orion’s conversation....destroy me
HHHHHH like...the HISTORY....the regret...the missed opportunities...its all so palpable....goddddddd
and of COURSE, the whole thing is steeped in tragedy...the ideological differences that will become the foundation for a 4 million year long war...megatron, who believes that you need to burn things down and start again to really make change stick, and then orion, who says ‘reform is the answer, not revolution’....AUGHHH the intricacies. mannnn
‘you sound lost’ 😭😭😭
‘its tragic.’ yeah, that about sums up their relationship, especially at this stage and in this continuity 
anyways. [cries about old man megatron talking to young naïve orion pax] goodbye
AUGHHH and then we jump to rodimus ONCE AGAIN breaking his own rules and trying to save trailbreaker...IT HURTS MAN...god I love rodimus, I feel like him being broken up about crewmembers like trailbreaker dying is one part regular sadness over people he knows dying for tragic reasons, and one part personal guilt at someone under his command dying, even if he’s not involved/at fault. I love the dichotomy of this emotional reaction that comes only partially from empathy/emotion, but also comes from a kinda self-centered need for success as measured by people under your command staying alive. and taking into account rodimus’s life it totally makes sense that he’d act like that...GAH I love it. the complexity of it all!
orion pax saying ‘you should read [megatron]. it’s powerful stuff’ I'm screaming, so many LAYERSSSSS
I fucking love time travel AHHHHHHHHH like the opportunity for interactions like these....chefs kiss
‘hey, best friend! miss you!’ rodimus is such a shit hvbdajkfksjhfd 
‘very sus’ rodimus ahead of his time w/the among us lingo
oooh and then they realize that the senate is trying to kill the sparks...gotta save the babies!
tailgate scolding cyclonus for bluntly stating that you'd wanna be subtle when killing newborns...hhhvbhsdfhhhhhh I love them sm
ooooh and rewind has an interesting suggestion - that the senate is actually trying to irradiate the sparks into being outliers...rewind is so smart I love him
and the fact that he’s using history from his database...love it
rodimus sending cyclonus and whirl out like pokemon
ROLLER NOOOO DONT GO OUT THERE
also wow this is literally the 5th (I think) double page spread in this issue...the confusion I felt the first time I read this...lmao 
and now this is literally one of my favorite issues so I'm glad I know what's going on lmao
oh man rodimus telling cd not to erase trailbreakers memory even tho that could jeopardize the entire timeline... :( 
oh man I didn't even notice but roller getting debris blasted into his face like that makes the whole ‘roller is tarn’ theory even more legit considering tarn’s face scars....
‘tighter the better’ hhh don't say that orion. but also, that’s the companion phrase to megatron saying ‘the deeper the better’ hvbhasjkhdfbaksjlf
I do love the semi-campy action hero antics that orion pax gets up to. its just so fun, even when the stakes are high and things are serious
‘this is the greatest thing I have ever seen’ tg ily
THE REVEAL THAT THE SPARKS WENT TO NYON...so rodimus just saved himself, basically...time travel is so trippy
GODDDD ND THEN TRAILBREAKER...HVHHHHHh 😭😭😭 THATS SO CRUEL MAN
oh man that last panel of trailbreaker holding up roller’s juice box...iirc the first time I read this I thought that was roller (cause of the juice box I guess? idk I'm an idiot) so I was like oh ok he must've come back or something. very much related but I didn't really think about tarn being a particular pre-established character and totally didn't read the whole ‘roller is tarn’ thing that was going on 
which in my defense ruth also didn't pick up on any of that while reading this and eventually like 2 issues before the reveal I had to prompt her like ‘you should maybe be wondering WHO tarn is’ vhbahjksdfbaksjdf
so! issue 37! this issue is a solid favorite of mine, id say definitely top 5 or even 3. I'm super biased bc I fucking LOVE time travel, it’s seriously one of my favorite tropes ever, and this issue hits all the time travel beats I love. characters traveling to the past and interacting with people they know! conversations that have multiple meanings bc of TIME TRAVEL! trying to save someone who meets a terrible fate in your future! fun time travel action! the time traveling characters being generally terrible at hiding the fact that they're time travelers! ITS SO GOOD. 
and I love the clever way everything is tied together here - where we get a nice continuation of shadowplay, with this taking place shortly after that with a lot of the same cast, and time travel classics like the good ole ‘if we hadn't travelled back in time and done what we did, the future we came from wouldn't have existed at all,’ in the flavor of ‘rodimus saving his baby self’ and ‘rodimus NOT saving trailbreaker’ and ‘everyone forgot about roller :(’ 
ok but like, did the lost lighters just go ‘oh well, guess rollers gone now.’ like they DID realize that the outlaw crew would have no idea what happened to him if they got their memories erased, right?? did the lost lighters figure that since roller never reappeared after this time period, that was how history was ‘supposed’ to go and they shouldn't mess with it? am I overthinking it? as usual: yes, probably. I love overthinking about comics, in case that wasn't obvious
basically...I love this issue soooo much. so so good and a bunch of fun tropes that I love. I mean the whole arc is like that for me since I love time travel so much. so I cant wait to (re)read more!!
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nc7dr3am · 4 years
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LILY’s RELTIONSHIPS WITH THE DREAMIES
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MARKLY:
so their ship name is just his full name LMAO
they love it
so yknow how dream clowns mark?
obviously she does too
but she’s more gentle and has a TON of respect for mark
“minhyung oppa is extremely hardworking ... he’s always working to be his absolute best and he is so kind and down to earth”
they’re actually a really soft duo
because like. mark is truly her big brother
he cares for her a lot and helped her so much during her debut
he helps her practice her dancing (even after he left dream)
because she trusts him a lot and he know the exact way to help her
but yeah she still clowns him
calls him old man all of the time
but she was full on SOBBING at their last concert with mark
like she had to move her mic because it was so bad
mark isn’t too big on the pda but when they’re together he always lets his baby sister give him so many hugs
when sm told them that mark was coming back and they were a fixed unit ... god she cried a lot then too
she was so happy
“lily is actually so sweet guys. like, she’s so genuine. she cares a lot for all of us and she’s also so intelligent? she’s always reading” - mark when asked about her on vlive
he’s trying to teach her guitar but the only instrument she formally knows is violin
her skill with the bass is self taught and she doesn’t know actual notes so she applies that to guitar and mark is trying to ACTUALLY teach her
mark also understands her well because they were both raised in the west
she expresses herself better in english and mark is always there to understand and listen
they’re just actual siblings and love each other so much
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LILJUN:
firstly
lily makes renjun look a lot taller
she doesn’t ever make fun of his height and gets mad at the other dreamies when they do
she clowns his voice crack tho HAH
lowkey the savage duo
lily is more secretly savage though
renjun is the one allowed in her room the most
he works on his art and she reads or writes or practices violin
they have a lot of quiet moments
but they also get silly together
so lily doesn’t think about the universe deeply because she lowkey thinks it’s a waste of her time
like .. she’ll never know and she’s fine with that so why dwell on it
HOWEVER she really believes in aliens and she and renjun legit have sat for hours looking online ab alien shit
they’re also both so smart
and she’s always talking about how much she admires renjun’s brain
stans his vocal talent. like. she’s loud about it
fans love this duo a lot nd they have a lot of romantic shippers
even tho .. they have never liked each other that way LMAO
at the airport she links arms with him a lot and they look like they’re gossiping hhhhh
when the dreamies are being too much they just look at each other and fans love that shit
also they’re both arguably the scariest members
renjun because... duh y’all know him
but lily doesn’t get annoyed often. when she does... there’s hell to pay and she has a good punch
“renjun oppa is so good at korean! i’m actually korean and he speaks it better than i do!”
“that’s because i’m smarter than you”
“do you want to die?”
basically just a really close pair! they’re always there for each other 🥺
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JENLY:
she openly says that jeno is the cutest member
“he’s the most adorable person ever! his eyesmile is too cute”
the way she laughed when jeno ripped his shirt off-
she clowned him for DAYS
every time she was wearing a jacket or cardigan she ripped it off and mocked him
also whenever she’s drinking something around him she recreates his milk cf
also!!! she thinks jeno is so funny
she loves him and his humor
she and jeno have a really really deep bond.
he saw her journal (refer to my post about her room) and he’ll take what he read to the grave
he checks in on her a lot because he knows when she’s hurting
when they were trainees she was struck by how kind he was to her
and they were stuck together ever since
lily hasn’t ever been mad at him ONCE
they’re arguably the softest duo
they have a lot of romantic shippers too but
again
it’s a no
she’s a big nomin shipper too like unironically she thinks there’s something there
she always hypes his vocals!! he doesn’t get to sing enough >:(
he’s also her biggest cheerleader and when she cries and gets upset about her dancing he always pulls her aside and consoles her 🥺
he helps her with writing songs too!
wholesome beautiful friendship
they go out to eat a lot
jeno also helps her paint her nails LMAO
and they ride bikes together a lot
can’t commit to working out with him though because it’s way too much for her to do all that
lily also bakes a lot. and jeno appreciates that. a LOT
they’re best friends. she even bought them stupid girly heart bracelets that connect together LMAO
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JIHYUCK:
so much affection!!!!
she is such a hyuck stan
“haechannie is my bias!!”
always calls him fullsun (in english)
number one hyuck skin enthusiast!! she thinks he’s gorgeous and glows brighter than all of them
also she loves his singing and thinks his vocal tone is so unique
always laughs at his jokes and finds him hilarious
he doesn’t prank her as much as the others because he’s actually so sweet to her
he’s used to having a younger sister and thinks of lily as his little sister
they constantly text and facetime a lot since they live in different dorms
she’s lowkey whipped for him and he’s whipped for her
not in a romantic way tho!
another member who always eats her baking
they learn girl group dances together
now we all know damn well that hyuck is the sweetest boy and so full of love
but we also know he annoys the shit out of the members
jimin is NO exception
he pokes fun at her and mocks her all the time
so she slaps him in the back of the head LMAOO
when does she actually get mad tho? when he shows up at the dorms and enters her room without permission
cue her chasing him around the dorms with murder in her eyes
yknow the vine where it’s like
“let me see what you have?”
“a KNIFE”
“NO”
that’s the other guys making sure hyuck doesn’t get brutally murdered
because lily can pack a punch
all in all though, they’re a great duo and they’re always so proud of each other
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JAEJIMIN:
okay jaemin babies the FUCK outta her
he always takes care of her and talks to her about her concerns and vice versa
he was so happy for her when she debuted and was sad he couldn’t be there for it
she visited him all the time when he was gone
and she was heartbroken that he wasn’t with dream
she is a BIG 8dream stan because they are a family
but yeah fans can’t even ship them romantically because they know lily is his lil baby
she helps him with his english
and he always compliments her singing and dancing
proud of her songwriting
so much affection
even tho she hates when he pinches her cheeks n calls her cute
when he came back during go she was overjoyed
“go is our special era! we were all reunited~~”
he always wanted a sister and now he has one <3
she drinks a lot of coffee but not as much as him and was so worried about his health
they’re the biggest flirts w czennies
you’ll always find them with their arms linked in the airport
and everywhere really
during empathy era she was always hugging jaemin’s side
they also do a lot of lives together!!
such cute bffs
she is a big nomin stan like i said
name twins and they always tell everyone that they’re actual siblings
jaemin’s mom is so fond of her and treats her like her own daughter
HE REALLY TRIES TO GIVE HER FASHION ADVICE AND GIVE INPUT ON HOW HER HAIR SHOULD LOOK FOR COMEBACKS
they’re really true siblings and best friends 🥺
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LILLE:
THESE MFS ARE BEST FRIENDS
01’ liners and so similar in ages but he ALWAYS brings up that he’s older
they compete over a lot
literally everything is a competition
she’s at her most childish with him
they also make lots of bets and she usually wins
clowns him for those predebut pics LOL
SHE ALWAYS SEND THEM IN THE GC AND EVEN POSTS THEM ON BUBBLE N SHIT HAHA
they can be really soft but will never admit it even if they are caught on camera
they’re pretty calm if they’re cooking together
he is Banned™️ from her room and she won’t budge at all
“chenle isn’t allowed in my room because he will disturb my peace”
remember on that one ep of weekly idol where chenle was SCREAMING while they did aegyo
yeah it’s louder when lily does aegyo
u didn’t hear it from me but her aegyo is SO cute it’s not as cringey as the others
but chenle hates it because she’s cute and he wants to clown her but he CANT
really proud of each other. super proud of each other
chenle has sat with her as she’s cried a lot. and comforted her. and it always stays between them.
she’s always there for him too
a LOT of fans have suspected that there’s something there
his mom loves her so much!!!!!
when she and jisung went to his house they were BAFFLED and impressed
“something bothers me a lot. one day, chenle woke up and looked grown up. he used to have chubby cheeks and looked like a kid and now he looks like an adult and has such defined cheekbones. it’s so strange”
when they became adults they got SHITFACED DRUNK
they definitely don’t say it a lot and when they do it’s in private (even tho everyone knows)
but they really love each other 🥺
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LILJI:
jisung and lily is
p o p u l a r
with fans
because fans put together the pieces that jisung had a crush on lily during debut
lily thought it was sweet because jisung was always so cute and young
she saw him as a little kid
they used to not have MANY interactions
she always laughs when jisung is bein funny
and is in AWE of his dancing
he always assures her when she gets upset about her dancing
lilchenji is an ICONIC friendship
they watch a lot of movies together
she’s been on chenjis this and that a few times
remember that live when nomin got all in each other’s faces while chenji just froze and looked at them and then looked at the camera and looked real shocked
she was there and the three of them were like 😶
so yeah when jisung started getting really tall lily was real confused
and then somehow
during go and we go up
jisung started looking different. like. more grown up
and he had more confidence and talked to her more
and lily was like 😳😳
but spoilers so i won’t go too deep into that
they’re really good friends these days tho
the fans LOVE THEM it’s such a popular ship
at the dream shows when they sing bye my first
the song that lily famously LOVES
yknow that one line jisung has where the music goes quiet and he goes
“na geuttaeneun cham eoryeosseo”
blessed line it was beautiful
anyway at the dream show jisung would hold the mic to lily and have her sing the line or they’d duet it
and their eye contact!!!! and lily’s SMILE IS SO BRIGHT
stars in their eyes
um anyway!! they’re great friends nd very shippable for. reasons!
author’s note! i’m also a ‘01 liner! so don’t think it’s weird if i’m writing a jisung romance LMAO or who knows if it’ll be jisung? 👀👀
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utopianvoices · 4 years
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dating au | j.wooyoung
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how he acts around you
this boy
oh my fucking god
don’t get me started
acts like a whole ass school boy around you
no, i’m not talking about the kind of school boy that is super shy around their crush
i’m talking about the kind who teases the person they like to no ends
you know that moment you find out this boy’s been bullying you since kindergarten just because he liked you
that’s wooyoung right there
does not know the meaning of maturity when he gets a crush on you
all sane thoughts just fly out the window
he’ll do anything to make sure your attention is on him all the damn time
tbh i’m surprised you don’t end up hating him with the amount he teases you
will trip you when you’re walking by
or just tugs on your hair if he’s walking behind you
is so so annoying
but even while being annoying he’s still so considerate???
makes sure he’s ready to catch you if you really lose your balance when he trips you
and never pulls on your hair to the extent where it hurts
basically all the things he does are just subtext for “pay attention to me because my heart does Things when you’re around”
poor babie (つ﹏<。)
he’s both sweet and annoying
when he’s annoying he’s really annoying
to the extent where you wanna slap him real hard
but when he’s sweet he’s so sweet that all you wanna do is just kiss him right there
what no i didn’t say anything
always replies to your messages immediately
and never misses a call from you if he’s not busy
even if he misses a call, the first thing he does when he checks his phone is to call you back
will listen to anything and everything you have to say
even encourages you to rant to him if you’re feeling down about anything
puts you first for EVERYTHING
honestly i think he even values your life more than his
wooyoung is a very passionate man
so even when he loves, he’s passionate about it
him teasing you is just how he copes with his crush on you
and his own way of saying “please don’t ever forget me.”
how he confesses
one of the ones that have no problem confessing
only after doing some confirmation tests though
when he’s starting to make his mind up to confess to you, his teasing switches up a bit
instead of tripping you or pulling your hair
he teases you in another way
gets really close to you when he’s taking something from behind you
casually puts his arm around your shoulder when you’re watching a movie
just stares at you when you’re trying to do something
the staring wasn’t intentional tho he’s just so smitten he can’t stop looking at you
(◠‿◠✿)
basically just does whatever he can do to get a reaction out of you
when you get flustered and pull away, a bulb just lights up in his head
and his confidence slowly grows
but if you’re really good at controlling yourself
damn y/n you must have some steel conviction
he’ll give up and bribe the members to reveal if you returned his feelings
and he finally got the truth from san after asking nicely just once
by nicely i mean he threatened to put shiber into the washing machine with dye if san didn’t tell him
but yEs, after asking very nicely
he found out that you did return his feelings
and he’s smug af
doesn’t plan anything extravagant
he kinda just drops the bomb on you when you’re eating, out of all the times
and you just kind of start choking because???? you weren’t made to handle these things???
plus you thought that him confessing so casually was pretty hot
anyway
he passes you some water and just gently pats your back
waiting patiently for you to come back to live and give him a big ol’ hug
first date
oOof i imagine y’all having a really simple date
like the dance studio date kind
invites you over to the dance studio and shows you all the new choreos that he made
and you’re just like (☆ω☆*) because dAmn your man looking hot as fuck
THE TYPE TO BE ANNOYING AND DO A SEXY DANCE WHILE STARING AT YOU
you know, just for the laughs
dies laughing when he sees your flustered face
and teases you so much omg
“you really enjoyed that huh?” 
“n-nO i didn’t whAt are yOU talking abOut!!?!?!?”
“uh huhhhh whatever you say babe~”
“hhhh i’m bREAKING UP WITH YOU.”
but fr tho you’d take this date over any other date
because just having wooyoung with you was more than enough
uwu
for your meal you’ll just decide to order pizza or something
and sprawl across the floor pigging out
10/10 date right there
i wouldn’t be surprised if he starts a food fight by throwing some fries at you
and you throw some back at him
but you both stop after getting each back because food is precious
and y’all were hungry as heck
good choice
tells you to take a seat at the couch while he clears the place
but you refuse and help him out
and he’s just like *heart eyes*
leave the boy alone he basically just has *heart eyes* for you all the damn time
Whipped™
first kiss
you’re gravely mistaken if you think you’ll be waiting long for this
boy is shameless
and deprived
because he’s been wanting to kiss you for the longest time
so anyway after stuffing your faces till you both couldn’t walk
he suggests to DANCE
?????? hello wooyoung pliz
not everyone is athletic like you ;;
but he leaves you no choice because the next moment he’s pulling you up
and connecting his phone to the speakers and choosing a song
you’re surprised when a soft tune fills the studio
instead of the usual hip hop or r&b tracks
have i mentioned how cheesy he is
will do a 90° bow and say something like “can i have this dance with you, m’lady?”
and you can’t help but giggle at how silly he looked trying to pretend to be posh
but you play along anyway
returning the bow, you offer your hand and he pulls you closer
one of his hand on your waist while your hand rests on his shoulder
and your free hands intertwined
the first few minutes were you both trying insanely difficult ballroom moves
but as time went by, your hands found home around his neck, you fingers playing with the ends of his hair
while his rested on your sides
and you’re just staring at each other while swaying side to side
when he slowly starts to lean in
and you’re like !!! this is it!!!!!
as your eyes flutter shut
but they shoot right open when his nose brushes yours instead
and you’re met with the image of your sneaky boyfriend trying to hold in his laughter
you stare at him for a few seconds trying to process what just happened
and when you finally realise
you start hitting him, complaints flying out of your mouth, while he tries to shield himself from you while laughing
“i cANT BELIEVE YOU WOULD DO THAT YOU PIECE OF-”
you’re not even done with your sentence when something soft lands on your lips
who would have guessed
your words die in your throat as he pulls you in closer
and you just kinda melt in his arms
:’)
would have probably continued kissing you if his phone didn’t ring
blasting out his horrible ringtone of “i’m a barbie girl” at full volume
causing the both of you to jump apart at the sudden noise
“you still haven’t changed it?!”
you actually set it as a joke to annoy him and he just never changed it since his phone was on silent most of the time
couple goals amirite
first fight:
it’ll probably stem from his teasing personality
you would have had a really bad day and all you wanted to do was spend some quiet time at home
but i think he wouldn’t really pick up the cue that you weren’t in the mood for his jokes
and will keep joking and playing around
you’d just shoot him a glare, hoping he’ll stop
but boy would be pretty oblivious and just thought you were playing along
until you tell him off with a hard voice
and then he knows he’s in trouble
“wooyoung ffs leave me alone for one second please.”
and he’s just like !!!! fuck!!!!!
he pissed you off when he should’ve been taking care of you
kinda stands around awkwardly after you tell him off, not knowing what to do
and finally just walks off into the room
not even 10 minutes later, the smell of lavender floats through the apartment
and a nervous wooyoung appears
“i-i uh, prepared a bath for you... only if you want though!!”
babie ;-;
and you feel bad, because your boyfriend shouldn’t be feeling cautious around you
so you just push yourself off the couch and walk towards him
giving him a soft kiss and whispering a “thank you” against his lips
and you can actually physically see him relax
his shoulder dropping to their normal stance from their previously tensed state
and he gives you a warm smile
you take a few steps towards the bathroom when you get an idea
“wanna join me?”
and he just stares like :O for a while
before going ;) and scooping you up
walking to the bathroom with you in his arms
i’m just doing myself more damage at this point
favourite things to do together:
did someone say
movie marathons
loves loves LOVES to watch movies with you
especially harry potter!!!
he’ll order a ton of food
and you’ll make some brownies for the both of you
while he sets up the living room to look like a whole ass fort
makes sure NO ONE disturbs him during your movie marathon
and you do the same
you both rewatch all the way from the first to the eighth movie
spending time in between each movie to discuss certain opinions you have
and it’s honestly one of the best times to bond with him
because it really amazes you how deep your talks can get
and the different perspectives you both look at
y'all definitely fall asleep in front of the tv towards the end of the eighth movie
with your head on his shoulder and his atop yours
hands intertwined and resting on his lap
the sore body you attain the next day due to your uncomfortable positions is totally worth it though
because you’d do it again, with no hesitation
general affection:
can we take some time to mourn for your innocence
big rip
I’M JOKING
or am i
hhhhh
one of the skinship kings
will get withdrawal symptoms if he’s not touching you
does NOT care if the members are around
will shamelessly pull you in for a kiss
and honestly only the members are on the losing side because they could have gone their whole life without seeing you two make out
right in front their salads tSk
loves to sit you on his lap
whether you’re in a car
on the couch
or wherever possible
just wants to show off his strong thighs
although you sitting in his lap often leads to other problems......
and he’ll make sure you solve his problems
aHEM
if you kiss him for more than three seconds
you bet he’s gonna turn it into a make out session
so if you have things to do, avoid putting your lips anywhere near his
will whine if you tease him
like.... really Whine
and the only way you’re shutting him up is by kissing him
if your make out sessions start to get Wild
his movement just gets very urgent
pushes you to the nearest wall or whatever hard surface there is
and puts his hands on either side of you
essentially meaning that you’re not escaping him soon
and this, 9/10 times leads to something more
sO.... buckle up
might be a bit rough when he’s in the mood
so you’ll have to take the lead to slow things down
only if you want though...... everyone has their preferences ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
basically, with this boy?
you’re gonna have to prepare yourself to be attacked 24/7 because it’s not in him to stop showering you with love and attention
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dxmagedrose · 4 years
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GET TO KNOW THE BLOGGER!
Tagged by: my lover @hammurabicomplex​ I’m tagging: anyone and everyone who wants to pick this one up! share with the class if you feel like it! tag me in it!!
PRESENTING. RANDOM DEEP DIVE WITH INDIGO-MUN AT 2AM ;
FIRST NAME Good fucking question… It’s (sort-of) currently Dylann! I was Kieran before that, though; it’s still used as one of my first names and I’m not used to Dylann quite yet bc I’ve just started using it. 
Indigo is one of my middle names though, and I’ve used it as an online handle elsewhere forever so I use it here now!  [ Fun etymology facts: Dylan(n) is a mythology name generally meaning “born of the wave” (aspiring diver & a water witch at heart). Kieran means “little dark one” bc of my love for horror, && I chose Indigo bc as a kid to be it was neither boy (blue) or purple (girl) and was both and neither as well as my absolute favorite color as this vibrant ass mystical color. ]
STRANGE FACT ABOUT YOURSELF hmmmmm…. I’m a horror lover at heart, so as a child (I wanna say 12), I was walking through an antique store (I have a few cool finds, I considered putting my other one as the fact tbh) and I turned the corner and I saw these two dolls staring back at me at the foot of the stairs of this antique building. my blood froze, and i felt my stomach drop. i got actual, physical goosebumps stumbling across these two creepy dolls staring back at me in the corner, and i couldn’t leave the store without them. perhaps the little painted porcelain boy would be somewhat spooky by himself if it wasn’t for the terrifying lidded gaze of the porcelain girl with the hairline fractures and slightly open lips. i cant look at her. i dont really find dolls scary, I like to find the spookier ones ones, and she makes me paranoid as hell. i keep her face covered and her up in my closet except for when i bring her out to show her off proudly as the spookiest thing I have but……. i dont really collect dolls anymore.  even thinking about her brings a fearful tear to my eye.  i don’t like to think about her for very long, but that’s why I’m so fucking proud to own her. ( YES — I’m THAT white person in the horror film )
TOP THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU FIND ATTRACTIVE ON A PERSON hhhhh a beardy jawline, high cheekbones, crooked canine teeth >:3c
A FOOD YOU COULD EAT FOREVER AND NOT GET BORED OF b.l.t.’s with avocado. ahhhh. my mouth is watering just thinking about it, oh my god. just a bit of salt and pepper???
A FOOD YOU HATE barbecue anything, i hate the taste of bbq sauce, you keep your nasty black goo to yourselves at the grill. twice in my life i have presented with barbecue pizza and both times i cried literal tears. why would you do such a horrible thing to a person? what kind of a monster are you? how do you sleep at night?!
GUILTY PLEASURE the sims. constantly. always. i’ve sunk thousands of hours into my households. oh also uhhhhhh i run two 80s horror blogs, one being a shitpost blog with occasional art of mine and one gremlin fanfic ship blog for horrible, terrible self indulgent fanfics i’ll get the courage to finish writing & post so i can be cancelled on tumblr for at some point. NO, i won’t link them. as i pretend they’re even all that hard to find, within a day i was found on both by someone i admire here a lot :’) ilu bby thnk u eternally for supporting ur local horrifying dumbass wtf
WHAT DO YOU SLEEP IN the same clothes i’ve been wearing all day usually, my sweats & long sleeve raglans or my hoodies. i like being cozy day & and out. and ugh. efoort. just throw me in a blanket in a cool room and im out.
SERIOUS RELATIONSHIPS OR FLINGS serious relationships with some openness or poly. i wish i could fling! just not exactly easy for demisexual autistics lmao.
IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN THE PAST AND CHANGE ONE THING ABOUT YOUR LIFE, WOULD YOU AND WHAT WOULD IT BE I think I would be adopted by my grandma as a kid. It would save me some trauma but mostly I think it would get my autism diagnosed way earlier and save me angsting all these years of wondering why & thinking it’s my fault I’m struggling so much and so loud and affectionate and different in a world that i didnt fit in the same way. 
ARE YOU AN AFFECTIONATE PERSON when i get drunk i text people how much they mean to me in my life. does that answer your question? ahhh. i’m sometimes a cuddle monster with friends, i message people with long texts about how much they mean to me, but I sometimes really don’t like to be touched at all. 
A MOVIE YOU COULD WATCH OVER AND OVER AGAIN FLYPAPER.  F L Y P A P E R.  FLYPAPER.  FLY, and, I can’t stress this enough, fucking PAPER. ( Though also Whole Nine Yards and both Re-Animator & Bride ). I have watched Flypaper already like, 5 times this week and I’m still not done, and the other movies have been on repeat for days in this household within the last year. In the past it has also been Donnie Darko & the new Nightmare on Elm Street.  roast me.
FAVORITE BOOK White Fang by Jack London. Have I actually ever finished it? No. Do I still own a copy I’ve had since childhood thru multiple dogs eating it, taking it to and from school, and highlighting and circling all the best parts of chapter one ever since I was a kid and it was too hard of a book for me to read? You bet your ass. If I ever need inspiration I just reread chapter 1. Although one of my other favorites was Broken Monsters by Lauren Beukes. But White Fang is like, a weirdly personal text. We stan London’s writing in this household.
YOU HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO KEEP ANY ANIMAL AS A PET, WHAT DO YOU CHOOSE FENNEC FOX!! I used to daydream about having my own named Shiloh when I was a lil kid. they’re adorable little things and i am obsessed. i mean, gimme any fox and im happy, marble foxes, red foxes… but I was obsessed with fennec foxes. Also tbh ferrets. I want a ferret.
TOP FIVE FICTIONAL SHIPS [IF YOU ARE AN RP BLOG, YOU CAN USE YOUR OWN SHIPS AS WELL] Rosa & @ninetyscnds‘s Luke, Rosa & @iimpulsivity is already screaming my name, Rosa & Constantine, Jesse & Andrea from Breaking Bad, and the joker and harley of 80s sci-fi Dan & Herbert from Re-Ani.  I am but a simple opossum. 
PIE OR CAKE Pie! I’ll take both pumpkin & melty apple over cake. also, cheesecake is more pie than cake soooo, pie wins.
FAVORITE SCENT my dogs / my blanket. :’)  It’s the most grounding smell in the world. 
CELEBRITY CRUSH oliver jackson-cohen, i’m fucking GAY and im angry about it. there i was, minding my own business, and i saw that asshole in a certain SHIRTLESS GIF and it AWOKE SOMETHING IN ME. dont talk to me about it, holy shit im obsessed with beardy men now god fuckkdafjaask i hate him why did he make me this gay i was perfectly fine being into girls but NOOOOOO him and his dumb hairy chest and sweet rugged face and I——  I also am obsessed with the archaeologist & television personality Josh Gates and may or may not be considering making a fan blog for him bc idk if my anthropology docuseries host is Dad or Daddy but i love him lots
IF YOU COULD TRAVEL ANYWHERE, WHERE WOULD YOU GO I would go on a dive with anthropologists and archaeologists doing fieldwork research in the ancient cenotes of the Yucatán Peninsula. My actual dream job, catch me crying & fantasizing about being underwater documenting Mayan skulls given as offerings. Fuckkkk, I love anthropology so much!!  take me anywhere in the world to immerse myself into culture & archaeology.
INTROVERT OR EXTROVERT Introvert. I have a real life friend I see roughly once a month, and that’s it. Plenty of online relationships, I’m chatty, message me all day every day. but i dont do people well.
DO YOU SCARE EASILY I used to! Really bad. I don’t as much anymore. I do get paranoia a lot still. Having therapists telling you that the FBI could be outside your house watching you through your windows will kind of nervous. ( no google results for: yes hello fbi i am a writer please dont put me on watchlists i just have research i need to do for this idea im working on, would you like to try again? ) I have nightmares nightly but not they never make me afraid, they just make me feel like crap. jumpscares and loud noises and seeing people reaching into their pockets dont set off as many brain alarms anymore tho!! progress haha.
IPHONE OR ANDROID I like my android better bc of capabilities but meh
DO YOU PLAY ANY VIDEO GAMES My mom, her husband & I play COD for family game night, and Silent Hill is my life’s blood. I’ve sunken hours into Sims & Skyrim, and Norman Jayden from Heavy Rain is my #1 fictional character in existence, why do i love the druggie babies
DREAM JOB Oh… You’re asking me to pick? I’d love to be an anthropologist doing work out in the field. Underwater archaeology is peak, but I’m also heavily considering being a body recovery diver or police diver. I’d love to see myself in uniform someday, if possible. Just the thought makes me teary eyed & proud.
WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH A MILLION DOLLARS fund my person creative & educational endeavors. get myself a spooky ass abandoned house to make my own home to create in, and travel to the world’s best dive sites. just live a mild life of education, creation & exploration. that’s the dream TM.
FICTIONAL CHARACTER YOU HATE dr. hill is a gross and whiny lil bitch this post brought to u by the miskatonic crew, how is everyone here an even worse bad guy than herbert west precious dan excluded talk shit get hit tho john winchester from spn and both walter white & todd from breaking bad are all in my crew of hated characters. i jusT…   the reani novel is difficult to read because i have to deal with this old sack of shit.
FANDOM THAT YOU WERE ONCE A PART OF BUT AREN’T ANY LONGER Supernatural :-)
… AND THIS CONCLUDES A DEEP DIVE WITH INDIGO!! //
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hiraethstill · 5 years
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THIS WEEK AND LAST WEEK ON DAIYA NO ACE (7/16 and 7/23)
SPOILERS UNDER THE CUT!
7/16 LIVEBLOG:
IMMEDIATE assault by eijun's handsome face
and his DETERMINATION
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every time the OP comes on im like where are the babies? THERE THEY ARE @ firsties
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the way i GASPED
THIS IS HOW WE FELL IN LOVE WITH EIJUN I TELL YOU
haha poor audience member doesnt know sawamura is mostly good at swinging from the bunt stance
eijun... you have every right to be frustrated
ugh... the way he looks when he was a doormat to the ace... i feel this too much my chest hurts
"if i had pitched like furuya did today i wouldve been subbed out" TOO TRUE AND OUCH
HE HITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
THE BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
THE MAN THE MYTH THE LEGENDDD
AND JUST LOOK AT ASADA AND KUKI'S F A C E S
DOUBLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
lmao did eijun learn to run bases from mochi? now i want this
uhhh the announcer was wrong? the STANDS were all cheering and happy, it was mostly the dugout that was surprised
bc this is level of trust he gets from first string sigh
sorry all my frustration is here
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HAHA OKAY BUT why does this look gayalso sawamura's little "na!" with the pew pew is so cute wtf
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his lil cheeky face in the corner im hashjdlkdgj
haruichi and toujou in that shot look like they'd been helping him practice batting and it paid off 
hslkhg eijun and his "hips!" i cant
KANEMARUUUUUUUUU
HELL YEAH TAKUMI NICE SHOULDER
nice eijun is safe
haha i never know who to root for bc i love all the bois
okay but
has anyone ever talked about how cool amahisa's eyes are???
i mean
look at this
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so cool
yoooo wtf amahisa's voice in this part is really appealing??? damnn
so... kanemaru's a capable batter even if he's not top tier, why you gotta keep making him bunt
oh well, i like that face you're making kanemaru
noooooooooooo
it's okay kanemaru you did your best
cmon mochi bring him home!!!!!!!!!!
EIJUN ENOUGH WITH THE HIPS LMAO
yeah thats right mochi + other batters, give him the run support he deserves
AMAHISA THE DISASTER BI IM
"did he shave his eyebrows? he looks like a strong fighter" are you just checking him out
you'd want him to do those jump kicks amahisa
moon-face?????
omg i feel the tinglings... of a rarepair... amakura.....................
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what was i saying about his EYES??
come the fuck ON dont leave eijun stranded on second!!!!!!
H
HHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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MY BOISSSSSSSSSSS
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SHOW ME YOUR FACEEE
(and u rite yall amahisa is yabai)
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THERE BE YOUR FACEEEE
IM SO EMOTIONAL
AND HIS VOICE
FUCKLE
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AND HIMSTDVEEE
whoaaa that slowmo pitching sequence!
HARUCCHIII
oh hello eijun upping the tempo and looking great doing it
wow this super HD sparkle miyuki
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EIJUN IS BEAUTIFULLLL and lowkey this looks like the OP
ASADA AND KUKI MY SONS I WOULD DIE FOR YOUUUUUUUUUUUU
BEING SO EXCITED ABOUT THE CUTTER KAI AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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I ALSO LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
HLKDHFS AURA
okay sun we gettin a lil cap happy
another pretty eijun shottttt
WHOA 3D BALL
3D SLOWMO BALL
N* H* TT * R
i feel like i jinxed him sorry eijun
also i LOVE when the stands yell OSH OSH OSH back
wow toujou's voice was. so cute??
noriiiii i love you so much and thank you
furuya silently reflecting huh?
YO WTF IN THE MANGA NORI'S CAP COVERS FURUYA'S NUMBER WTF ANIMATORS ITS ICONIC
awww theyre all patting him i wanna pat eijun too
NORIIIIII YOU ARE SO PRECIOUS
kanemaru's eyes are gray??
kousei-san.......... mayhaps i have.......... Feelings about this
"gureato" man tahara is great
HLJSKDFHKGSFJGKFHDGLDF BLONDE AMAHISA
THIS IS JUST FUELING MY AMAKURA LMAOOO
WHY IS BLONDE HAIR IN MIDDLE SCHOOL A RUNNING JOKE IN ANIME
kuramochi, amahisa, hyuuga from knb, alla dem yankees
oh my god is that suddenly shaved head amahisa still in first year he's so smol
wow kousei is so eccentric haha i love it
YESSS BRINGING BACK MANAKA-BOY
omg yakushi cameo!!
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wow this is so pleasant to look at and idk why??
his eyeeesss
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and this too omgg
I SEE NISHINO
omgggg are they who i think they are
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YES THEY AREANIMATORS REALLY BE FEEDING ME TODAY
sorry mimei that was too much tension in a single glance not to be homoerotic
go shirasu-senpai!
wellll shit, rip zono and rip seidou
142 pitches???????? are they throwing out amahisa's arm imma fight
YO OKAY BUT DOES THIS MEAN INAJITSU VS ICHIDAI
"that wouldnt be any fun" uh you do realize you're talking about a person's physical health right audience member???
the. ace. is. not. the. only. player.
its okay this is the peanut gallery they dont matter in the long run
omg are the first years wearing their school uniform slacks
AWWWW TAKU OFFERED TO CARRY SAWAMURA'S BAG
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taku always worried about everyone and sawamura looking rather nice actually
HLJSKFDHGD AMAHISA'S FACE LIGHTING UP AT EIJUN
omg was that a little bow eijun made at amahisa before moving on?
"something i want to ask you" are you boutta ask him out amahisa
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im sorry i love eyes too much
and also! eijun getting the recognition he deserves!! buuuut from another team rip
cmon eijun he's trying to be nice tbh
lmao koushuu and shirakawa should meet... resting bitch face club 
"i've never seen kousei-san take interest in another pitcher" THERE ARE SO MANY THINGS TO UNPACK IN THIS STATEMENT
LMAO HE DID HE DID ASK FOR HIS LINE
my sonsssss
yes asada and kuki, be free! go move around!
asdkfh i just squee every time taku
and these lines on koushuu look so nice??
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intense son
scremmm
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he's so happy and fired up to see koushuu fired up im
wholeass Sons™
lmao koushuu getting mad for sawamura
my inexperience... yes kataoka
teito and inajitsu coaches lmao
500K rivals to fwb to lovers
ive always thought kunitomo's neck crack is so funny
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UHHHHH CARLOSHIRA REALLY TOYING WITH MY HEART HERE
THIS IS NOT OKAY
IM NOT OKAY
mochi looking mighty fine in this shot
aw... ejun sitting alone....
just wanna say oda and kuroki very lesbian in the ED
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ooh mei batting
sawamura and furuya watching so intently!!
INUI KENGOOOOOO
aw... eijun turning to harucchi for support
oh man third years...
SUMMARY (7/16):
eijun DOUBLES!! 
rip seidou tho 
amahisa's eyes??? pretty??? 
ATTACC BY INAJITSU CAMEO 
taku offering to carry eijun's bag + serious senpai face 
careful amahisa your gay is showing 
koushuu mad on eijun's behalf lmao
inajitsu vs teito next!
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7/23 LIVEBLOG:
ah yes, that tension-filled mimei look
CAN THEY STOP TESTING ME WITH CARLOSHIRA SCREENS
ooh this parallel of mei and mukai #1s
why does mei look so young at bat lmao
rather nice shot of mukai tbh
omg that tiny background akamatsu is adorable
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WOW i love this shot
hell yeah mei kicking ass and taking names
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boi... what you doin
KANETOU RIGHTS
kuraharu rights too!!
wow mochi's voice, never over it
BOI ARE THEY JUST SHOWING SHIPS LOOK AT MINORI
lookit mochi bein a good senpai
ooh eijun finally said no huh
mochi and harucchi look so concerned tbh i am too
mm and miyuki and furuya too huh
WHAT IS THIS BLEP STAHP
oowada always cracks me up lmao
esp when mine is so grave next to her
oh so mukai likes gambling? im not surprised lmaooo
INUI-SANNN I LOVE YOUUU
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THE BOIIII
HE
H E
H I M S T
omg the way tetsu says carlos sounds all proud and im soft
PRETTY BOIS DOIN J O B S
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GETTIN THAT BREAD
omg two RBIs too good job shirakawa!!!
omg im so glad mei encouraged itsuki
have i ever mentioned
inui x mukai RIGHTS
ESP THIS SEQUENCE OF MUKAI (AND INUI) PRACTICING
BOIIII
that toujou face... some toujou and mukai art i saw comes to mind
DAMN THE IMAGE WHEN INUI HITS IM WOW
also is carlos actually wearing his compression undershirt holy wow
he didnt used to at least
ANYWAY INUI DINGERRRRRRRRRRRRRR
HELL YAHHH
omg was that a little tiger next to inui SO CUTE
oh my god "mei-san mei-san" too cute
LMAO TOO LONG
MEI I SWEAR
yoo mei you okay there
SLOW MO BALL
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okay why does he look so good please
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OKAY WHY DOES HE LOOK SO GOOD PLEASE
do you know how many times i had to rewind for this screenshot
shirakawa also looks good frustrated fuckle
mei stop shakin off signs dammit
ooh nice akamatsu shot
seidou shares one (1) brain cell in this screen
much too short a game damn...
ive heard we were robbed of itsuki's blush??? cause hello i need catcher catcher goodness with him and inui
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omg... they're literal children
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SSLKDFHLSKDHGSSTOPPPPPPPPP
IM WEAK OKAY
I KNOW IT
I ACCEPT IT
HOW DAREMSTDVE
AND HIS V O I C E
WTFFFFFFFFFFFFF
hahaha anyway im just laughing at carlos being a momentary harada
"mei-san" !!!
mei x mukai... so chaotic
wow amahisa looks so nice???
lmao they really didnt HAVE to put harucchi in the bg when miyuki's talking to furuya but they DID
miyuki... looking at mei too long not to be homo there
eijun :c
oh man
that really hurt
the face of a SON tho
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"so you are human after all" so many things i want to say about this
sawamura... doesn't seem to hold a grudge against furuya at all and honestly wow...
tho its def not furuya's fault i think thats a mark of him being pretty mature!
anyway im glad furuya wants to watch the video too
also nabe!!!!! i wonder how close eijun and nabe are and how many times eijun has bothered him for the videos haha
ochiai, a backup catcher... interesting
"he must overcome this on his own" do you know how many problems there are with this statement
yeah it wasnt fair
"for better or for worse" are you kidding
oh furusawa lmaoo
and nabe just patient over there
oh hello masayui and kanetou
anime fist clench
koushuu!!!
oh man miyuki introspection......... i know where this is going.........
appreciating sawamura's hard work and optimism!!!!!
HE IS READY DAMMIT
how many more times does he have to prove it to you
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loveLY but also reused?
WOW IM EMOTIONAL ALL THESE MEMORIES...
ALSO THIS IS PRETTY DAMN GAY...
and the shadow of miyuki in the background... WOW
three months............. until the third years retire...........................................
im not okA Y............................
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all the things this smile hides
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BOI YOU ALREADY PITCH THAT WELL
wow too many sons
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
BABY TAKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
AND BABY KOUSHUU
END CARD WITH MANAGERS AAA CUTE
SUMMARY (7/26):
mei kicking ass and taking names 
mukai and his fooken BLEP 
PRETTY INAJITSU BOIS DOIN JOBS 
INUI DINGERRR 
inui/mukai rights 
mei + mukai actual CHILDREN 
carloshira stop attaccing sun challenge f a iled 
eijun @ harucchi :c 
three months... 
SEE YOU NEXT WEEK! 
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hhhhh idk if i read it somewhere but yeah..omegas getting needy and just wanting to cuddle and have that skin-on-skin contact with their alpha in the days leading up to their heat...soft
i love discussing the non-sexual and worldbuilding aspects of abo..like obviously i love smutty smut but abo can also be super soft. yes u get it gyuri trying to make herself impossibly smaller so she can feel the safety and security of saerom's arms!!! [screams] theyre so soft
also ya ive thought about making a hc blog before but i feel like i always run out of steam before i can write my ideas out in full. for now im just happy to chat w you and bounce hcs off each other but do let me know if you get tired of me invading your askbox every other day lol!! (you'll be the first to know if i do make a blog one of these days tho :P)
if you're still up for indulging my rambles here's a new thought i had last night while watching ep 2 of fromis' from 2 meals, when jiwon messed up cooking the noodles and was being down on herself but jisun and saerom were quick to reassure her: omega jiwon with her alphas saerom and jisun. jiwon is so bright that she draws everyone around her in with her childlike excitement and seemingly endless supply of energy. her alphas, especially saerom, are guilty of occasionally egging her on and participating in her antics, but more often, saerom and jisun are content to watch from the sidelines, keeping a close eye on their little omega who shines as bright as the sun. but jiwon is human, and she's fallible, so there are moments where her light seems to dim and she doubts herself. she tries to cover up her disappointment by laughing it off but all her jokes fall flat, coming out as self-deprecating admonishments rather than her usual excitable humour. late at night, jiwon is lying with her head on jisun's lap and saerom is sitting next to them, stroking jiwon's hair. everyone is ready to pass out, bellies full with all the food they made for dinner, clothes still smelling of the barbecue smoke. "i really messed up in the kitchen today, huh? jiwonnie is a bit of a klutz, can you forgive her?" jiwon says it with her aegyo voice, looking every bit like a little duck with an exaggerated pout on her lips. saerom and jisun humour her with little chuckles. they don't even need to glance at each other to know what the other is thinking - typical jiwon, trying to play it off again. saerom raps a knuckle gently against their omega's forehead in reproach, but she makes up for it immediately after with the kiss she presses to jiwon's hair. "jiwon-ah, you did great. the noodles were still delicious, as if you couldn't tell with everyone wolfing them down at lunch," she scoffs, though there's no bite to the statement. jisun, who's been silent this whole time, hums in agreement, cupping jiwon's chin in her hand so she has to look up and make eye contact with her alpha, and for a moment, jiwon looks heartbreakingly vulnerable. "just...tell me i'm good?" saerom and jisun's hearts squeeze in their chests. jiwon, with her face free of makeup, wearing a t-shirt so big for her that she's almost drowning in it, is their baby. their omega to love and protect and cherish. "of course, baby. you're so good, and you did such a good job today," jisun says, kissing the palm of jiwon's hand. saerom has so many things she wants to say to jiwon - i love you, you're amazing, you light up every day for me, you make me want to be a better friend, lover and alpha - but she settles on "good girl," and the way that jiwon's eyes crinkle and her cheeks flush let saerom know she made the right choice. later, after jiwon is all tired out from saerom and jisun attacking her face with a relentless flurry of kisses, jisun softly offers to teach their omega a new recipe on their next free day, and even though there's still that self-doubt that lingers in the recesses of her mind, jiwon knows there is no judgment from her lovers.
oop i wrote another essay 💀 you suggested abo fromis and now youve created a monster. hope u enjoy my ramblings lmaooo pls feel free to contribute ur thoughts on this poly pairing, i love them already
- flover anon
wah thats such a cute abo headcanon . . . i think theres a kinda similar prompt in my inbox an anon gave me that relates to this so im gonna end up writing it eventually hahaha
omg you like the non-nsfw kind of worldbuilding stuff of the abo-verse too, thats super cool! im kinda crap at worldbuilding but the behaviorial aspects of abo seriously intrigue me a lot. i like exploring that for sure, especially for more atypical abo relationships
oh man yeah . . . thats just the shitty thing about writing. you have to make the thoughts pay rent in your head . . . gish gish. please let me know the day you try out a headcanon blog! or just even writing out a full out fic, i would lose my mind over that.
ive been rereading your mini fic essay for like the past few hours cause i cant stop Thinking about it now flover anon oh my goddddddd. i admittedly like saerom when shes paired with jiwon and jisun the msot but i didnt consider them as a TRIO until you put this in my inbox??? and jiwon as their omega while theyre both alphas is driving me crazy ive literally never thought of this before holy shit.
(jiwon trying to play it off as a joke even though she actually does feel guilty and insecure about it is making my heart explode especially because saerom and jisun already know exactly what shes doing and theyre immediately there to reassure her sobs)
i LOVE this idea and you just basically wrote a whole prompt out here oh my god . . . i want to write it but you already wrote it . . . im basically huhuing right now. i literally cant. this is so good? this is so *good* omfg
okay i know i took a super long time to respond to this but thats because i literally dropped everything to 1) watch the from 2 meal episode because i havent watched it yet i was gonna save it for later and to 2) write a small continuation BECAUSE I COULDNT RESIST. you wrote something so soft and sweet and i just [screams into a pillow] i wanted to add to it oh my god
flover anon . . . can you please for the love of jesus send in an actual fromis abo prompt with this trio cause i want to write something for them jfc, like sfw or nsfw either way
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batsysims · 7 years
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100 QUESTIONS NO ONE ASKS
I was tagged by @tickledsims ty ily!!
1. DO YOU SLEEP WITH YOUR CLOSET DOORS OPEN OR CLOSED? CLOSED when i was younger my little sister had a baby doll that would talk on its own at night and we called it the demon baby and hooooly shit
2. DO YOU TAKE THE SHAMPOOS AND CONDITIONER BOTTLES FROM HOTELS? i dont take those bc my hair cant take cheap hair products but i do take the soaps!!
3. DO YOU SLEEP WITH YOUR SHEETS TUCKED IN OR OUT? i put the mattress cover sheet thingy on my bed but i dont use an actual sheet :/
4. HAVE YOU STOLEN A STREET SIGN BEFORE? nah lol
5. DO YOU LIKE TO USE POST-IT NOTES? YES i love using office supplies i could spend all day at staples omg
6. DO YOU CUT OUT COUPONS BUT THEN NEVER USE THEM? no lol but il save the lil receipt coupons and find them in my wallet months after they expire
7. WOULD YOU RATHER BE ATTACKED BY A BIG BEAR OR A SWARM OF BEES? hhhhh bees
8. DO YOU HAVE FRECKLES? yep!! i love them its why im scared to use foundation i dont wanna lose em
9. DO YOU ALWAYS SMILE FOR PICTURES? i either smile or if my moms takin the pic il make a stupid face 
10. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST PET PEEVE? i have terrible road rage...... um........... i also hate it when men interrupt me i just walk away at that point 
11. DO YOU EVER COUNT YOUR STEPS WHEN YOU WALK? yeah i pretty much count everything
12. HAVE YOU PEED IN THE WOODS? i dont think so??
13. HAVE YOU EVER POOPED IN THE WOODS? def not lmao
14. DO YOU EVER DANCE EVEN IF THERES NO MUSIC PLAYING? i have an eating dance, a drinking dance, and a video game playing dance hahaa
15. DO YOU CHEW YOUR PENS AND PENCILS? yes ugh it annoys me but i cant stop
16. HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE YOU SLEPT WITH THIS WEEK? at LEAST 0
17. WHAT SIZE IS YOUR BED? i think its a single? a single or a twin either way im miserable send help
18. WHAT IS YOUR SONG OF THE WEEK? ummm probably You by Weird Milk?? its the most recent song i added on spotify so  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
19. IS IT OK FOR GUYS TO WEAR PINK? yeah def unless its one of those “real men wear pink shirts” like just.... stop
20. DO YOU STILL WATCH CARTOONS? sometimes my sister makes me watch stevens universe?? il watch phineas and ferb too bc honestly who doesnt anime too but not always cartoon ones or w/e
21. WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE MOVIE? 2001: A Space Odyssey and Daughters of the Dust come to mind
22. WHERE WOULD YOU BURY HIDDEN TREASURE IF YOU HAD SOME? u kno where ;) no how big is the treasure?? if its a lil bit id put it in that drawer under the oven bc my family never uses that but if its BIG TREASURE id hide it in the backyard of the last house i lived in bc a. nobody lives there now and 2. its totally overrun with green bc of like two floods
23. WHAT DO YOU DRINK WITH DINNER? water! only water ever
24. WHAT DO YOU DIP A CHICKEN NUGGET IN? honey if theyre mcnuggets but other than that i use honey mustard!
25. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD? chicky parm
26. WHAT MOVIES COULD YOU WATCH OVER AND OVER AGAIN AND STILL LOVE? honestly Inception is my feel-good movie
27. LAST PERSON, YOU KISSED/KISSED YOU? a lil babu
28. WERE YOU EVER A BOY/GIRL SCOUT? i was in girl scouts much longer than i ever wanted to be lmao WISH i coulda done BOY SCOUTS
29. WOULD YOU EVER STRIP OR POSE NUDE IN A MAGAZINE? if cash is involved absolutely
30. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WROTE A LETTER TO SOMEONE ON PAPER? aboutttt three months ago!
31. CAN YOU CHANGE THE OIL ON A CAR? no but i can watch
32. EVER GOTTEN A SPEEDING TICKET? when i first got my license yea :( 15 yr olds are dum
33. EVER RAN OUT OF GAS? twice! very good memories
34. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE KIND OF SANDWICH? egg salad gud
35. BEST THING TO EAT FOR BREAKFAST? the all star breakfast at waffle house yasssss
36. WHAT IS YOUR USUAL BEDTIME? honestly like 9 since i always have to wake up at 7 in the am but il stay up til 11 if i can
37. ARE YOU LAZY? absolutely when have ACTIVE ppl done ANYTHING
38. WHEN YOU WERE A KID, WHAT DID YOU DRESS UP AS FOR HALLOWEEN? i was usually a cat bc i never could find a costume i liked smh but when i was 2 i went as winnie the pooh lmao
39. WHAT IS YOUR CHINESE ASTROLOGICAL SIGN? ox!
40. HOW MANY LANGUAGES CAN YOU SPEAK? just english but im tryna learn spanish and japanese and im fluent in french if a two year olds speech patterns can be considered as such
41. DO YOU HAVE ANY MAGAZINE SUBSCRIPTIONS? nah
42. WHICH ARE BETTER: LEGOS OR LINCOLN LOGS? LEGOS lincoln logs are big with nostalgia thoooo
43. ARE YOU STUBBORN? with dumb shit yeah but i usually just dont care enough abt stuff to deal
44. WHO IS BETTER: LENO OR LETTERMAN? theyre both old idc
45. EVER WATCH SOAP OPERAS? no lol
46. ARE YOU AFRAID OF HEIGHTS? not really tbh i like the adrenaline
47. DO YOU SING IN THE CAR? if im alone!! nobody deserves to hear that
48. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER? nahhh
49. DO YOU DANCE IN THE CAR? when im in the drive thru haaaa
50. EVER USED A GUN? id like to go to a shooting range some time but ive never used one im also very anti gun so i probs would never buy one unless it was a cute lil glock i can handle well
51. LAST TIME YOU GOT A PORTRAIT TAKEN BY A PHOTOGRAPHER? st patricks day it wasnt technically for me tho
52. DO YOU THINK MUSICALS ARE CHEESY? not in general but when ppl start obsessing over a certain one for months on end abt a certain time period and certain performers and certain songs and certain people of history i start wanting ppl to die
53. IS CHRISTMAS STRESSFUL? YEAH I NEVER HAVE MONEY WTF
54. EVER EAT A PIEROGI? my sisters obsessed with them so yea but never like. authentic polish potato pockets or anything just a frozen box of em
55. FAVORITE TYPE OF FRUIT PIE? apple?? im not rly into pie tbh
56. OCCUPATIONS YOU WANTED TO BE WHEN YOU WERE A KID? ive wanted to go into law enforcement/criminology my whole life!! for a sec i wanted to be a firefighter, a journalist/writer/poet, and some sort of artist but u know how kids are
57. DO YOU BELIEVE IN GHOSTS? i tried to find that clip from malcolm in the middle for like ten mins but i couldnt yea
58. EVER HAVE A DEJA-VU FEELING? doesnt everyone tho?
59. DO YOU TAKE A VITAMIN DAILY? no im a bad adult
60. DO YOU WEAR SLIPPERS? nah
61. DO YOU WEAR A BATH ROBE? im not rich!!
62. WHAT DO YOU WEAR TO BED? usually just my undies but when im living with other people il wear a soft shirt and my dc heroes pajama bottoms ayyy
63. WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CONCERT? ive never been to one! i was gonna go see metallica in baltimore but i moved before i could smh
64. WALMART, TARGET, OR KMART? walmart sry targets cool but too much money!!! i go there for home things tho does kmart still exist
65. NIKE OR ADIDAS? ADIDAS ive been trying to get a full adidas tracksuit for YEARS
66. CHEETOS OR FRITOS? fritos! i like the super hot cheetos tho
67. PEANUTS OR SUNFLOWER SEEDS? peanutsssss
68. EVER HEAR OF THE GROUP TRES BIEN? Nope but they must be good im keepin @tickledsims response bc it made me laugh
69. EVER TAKE DANCE LESSONS? when i was a lil babu i took ballet and gymnastics a lil later
70. IS THERE A PROFESSION YOU PICTURE YOUR FUTURE SPOUSE DOING? i hope to never have a spouse  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
71. CAN YOU CURL YOUR TONGUE? yep
72. EVER WON A SPELLING BEE? ive actually never even had a spelling bee im sure theyre a myth
73. HAVE YOU EVER CRIED BECAUSE YOU WERE SO HAPPY? i think so??
74. OWN ANY RECORD ALBUMS? nah
75. OWN A RECORD PLAYER? nahhhhh
76. DO YOU REGULARLY BURN INCENSE? no but i had a roommate who did i fell in love
77. EVER BEEN IN LOVE? yeah ok lol so one time when i was a sophomore my french teacher had to use a substitute teacher and hes the reason i believe in love at first sight im STILL in love with him wtf ive also had a bf haha im hilarious
78. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE IN CONCERT? i dont really do concerts so i couldnt say but i think matd would be fun!!
79. WHAT WAS THE LAST CONCERT YOU SAW? oh my god
80. HOT TEA OR COLD TEA? hot!!!!
81. TEA OR COFFEE? coffee!!!!!!
82. SUGAR COOKIES OR SNICKERDOODLES? i dont rly like either but i prefer snickerdoodles over sugar
83. CAN YOU SWIM WELL? i can only do that weird frog swim i forget what its called so no im shit at it
84. CAN YOU HOLD YOUR BREATH WITHOUT HOLDING YOUR NOSE? ye
85. ARE YOU PATIENT? if im able to distract myself?? it also depends on the severity of what im waiting on i guess
86. DJ OR BAND AT A WEDDING? probs a band i guess i dont rly think abt that kinda stuff sry
87. EVER WON A CONTEST? when i was four i won a coloring contest at the ice cream store
88. HAVE YOU EVER HAD PLASTIC SURGERY? nope im poor 89. WHICH ARE BETTER: BLACK OR GREEN OLIVES? both are good!
90. CAN YOU KNIT OR CROCHET? i can knit but i cant crochet
91. BEST ROOM FOR A FIREPLACE? fckn bathroom
92. DO YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED? not rly unless its a partnership longlasting romance stresses me out especially with financial responsibility etc
93. IF MARRIED, HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN MARRIED? -20 years
94. WHO WAS YOUR HIGH SCHOOL CRUSH? my high school boyfriend hahaaa h,,,,
95. DO YOU CRY AND THROW A FIT UNTIL YOU GET YOUR OWN WAY? im an adult sry
96. DO YOU HAVE KIDS? 1!
97. DO YOU WANT KIDS? nope! lmao i love her tho
98. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR? red but i also like many others??? idk
99. DO YOU MISS ANYONE RIGHT NOW? ummm not rly?? im not close enough to anyone to miss them and those i am close to im able to hang with
100. WHO ARE YOU GOING TO TAG TO DO THIS TAG NEXT? god uhhh if you havent done it already and want to, @dreambot @nebula-simms @ellowynsims and @pixelbloom
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cowardlytrait · 7 years
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☀ 100 questions no one really asks ☀
i was tagged by @batsysims , thank you ! 😊
1. DO YOU SLEEP WITH YOUR CLOSET DOORS OPEN OR CLOSED?
i sleep with it closed !! it’s mainly so one of my younger sisters doesn’t go in there tbh 
2. DO YOU TAKE THE SHAMPOOS AND CONDITIONER BOTTLES FROM HOTELS? i’ve never actually stayed at a hotel so no djghdfgbd
3. DO YOU SLEEP WITH YOUR SHEETS TUCKED IN OR OUT? out?? whenever i do sleep with a sheet on my bed, because i tend to not remake my bed so i generally sleep without a sheet for a while which i know isnt good for you so im trying to break that :/ 
4. HAVE YOU STOLEN A STREET SIGN BEFORE? i considered it once, bc i was walking to my friends place on new years eve and i saw a street sign that fell in a storm , and i almost took it.. except i still had 10 more mins until i got to her house , and i didnt want to have the possibility of getting caught . also ?? idk how  i wouldve brought it home on the bus 
5. DO YOU LIKE TO USE POST-IT NOTES?  y e! but i dont use them enough ngl 
6. DO YOU CUT OUT COUPONS BUT THEN NEVER USE THEM? nah, but my mom does that v often . and i often have a bunch of coupon reciepts / punch cards from different places that i always forget about 
7. WOULD YOU RATHER BE ATTACKED BY A BIG BEAR OR A SWARM OF BEES? hhhhh bees
8. DO YOU HAVE FRECKLES? i have a few !! primarily on my arms and legs, and a few on my face,, i never really had many until last year 
9. DO YOU ALWAYS SMILE FOR PICTURES? yes?? im p bad at smiling for photos tho ngl 
10. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST PET PEEVE? when someone asks me to do something, and then i say sure.. and then they repeat it like 2 mins later and im like.. fa m, now i dont wanna 
11. DO YOU EVER COUNT YOUR STEPS WHEN YOU WALK? sometimes ! a lot of the time i end up focusing on not stepping on cracks tho?? idk it’s a weird habit i started sometime last year that im trying not to do 
12. HAVE YOU PEED IN THE WOODS? nah
13. HAVE YOU EVER POOPED IN THE WOODS? nah 
14. DO YOU EVER DANCE EVEN IF THERES NO MUSIC PLAYING? sometimes yeah ! i tend to if im dancing with one of my siblings tho , like just grabbing their hands and making them dance with me 
15. DO YOU CHEW YOUR PENS AND PENCILS? yupyupyupyup :/
16. HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE YOU SLEPT WITH THIS WEEK? 0 x 0 = 0 
17. WHAT SIZE IS YOUR BED? a single? i dk it’s small and sucks ng l 
18. WHAT IS YOUR SONG OF THE WEEK? u  h h h  h h h  , probably are we there yet?  - ingrid michaelson 
19. IS IT OK FOR GUYS TO WEAR PINK? yupyup! ! ! 
20. DO YOU STILL WATCH CARTOONS? yup ! voltron is actually currently one of my favorite shows , but i also watch su and several other cartoons ! i also watch anime when i feel like it but not as often as i used to 
21. WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE MOVIE? minions 
22. WHERE WOULD YOU BURY HIDDEN TREASURE IF YOU HAD SOME? idek ?? defos not anywhere in this town that’s fo sure 
23. WHAT DO YOU DRINK WITH DINNER? depends ! sometimes water, sometimes milk, sometimes juice. but generally i try to avoid drinking anything while eating and have a drink afterwards
24. WHAT DO YOU DIP A CHICKEN NUGGET IN? i usually dont dip them in anything , but depending on my mood: mayo or ketchup 
25. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD? pizza ! 
26. WHAT MOVIES COULD YOU WATCH OVER AND OVER AGAIN AND STILL LOVE? u h h , titan ae , the fifth element, any barbie movies and more tbh 
27. LAST PERSON, YOU KISSED/KISSED YOU? i cant remember? i probably kissed my brother on the forehead but idk 
28. WERE YOU EVER A BOY/GIRL SCOUT? nope
29. WOULD YOU EVER STRIP OR POSE NUDE IN A MAGAZINE? if cash is involved absolutely
30. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WROTE A LETTER TO SOMEONE ON PAPER? i wrote a letter in my friends’ birthday cards. 
31. CAN YOU CHANGE THE OIL ON A CAR? nope : /
32. EVER GOTTEN A SPEEDING TICKET? djhsd i dont even have my G2 yet and cant even drive so o o 
33. EVER RAN OUT OF GAS? nope 
34. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE KIND OF SANDWICH? meat, pickles, and cheese 
35. BEST THING TO EAT FOR BREAKFAST? toast + chocolate milk 
36. WHAT IS YOUR USUAL BEDTIME? 11 or 12 (altho my sleeping schedule has been fucked for the past week) 
37. ARE YOU LAZY? lmao yeah 
38. WHEN YOU WERE A KID, WHAT DID YOU DRESS UP AS FOR HALLOWEEN? i was once a goth fairy, a dead nerd and a lady bug ! those are the ones i remember off the top of my head fgjfdgd 
39. WHAT IS YOUR CHINESE ASTROLOGICAL SIGN? tiger ! 
40. HOW MANY LANGUAGES CAN YOU SPEAK? i can only speak english, but i have a vague understanding of french 
41. DO YOU HAVE ANY MAGAZINE SUBSCRIPTIONS? nope
42. WHICH ARE BETTER: LEGOS OR LINCOLN LOGS? wtf are lincoln logs  update: i’ve never played with lincoln logs in my life so legos 
43. ARE YOU STUBBORN? very
44. WHO IS BETTER: LENO OR LETTERMAN? ?? idk 
45. EVER WATCH SOAP OPERAS? when i was younger and my mom would ,yup 
46. ARE YOU AFRAID OF HEIGHTS? very ! 
47. DO YOU SING IN THE CAR? yup ! often when me and 3 of my friends hand out we will drive around and listen to musicals + other music ! 
48. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER? if im listening to music yuppers ! 
49. DO YOU DANCE IN THE CAR? same as 47 ^ 
50. EVER USED A GUN? nope
51. LAST TIME YOU GOT A PORTRAIT TAKEN BY A PHOTOGRAPHER? last se
52. DO YOU THINK MUSICALS ARE CHEESY? sometimes, but i still really enjoy them so !! 
53. IS CHRISTMAS STRESSFUL? oh boi yeah, esp because of all the kids in my house + my mom’s family, and this year i’ll be dog sitting around that time so this year is gonna be f u n 
54. EVER EAT A PIEROGI? not authentic ones, but yeah ! altho im allergic to potatoes so i dont eat them v much at all anymore 
55. FAVORITE TYPE OF FRUIT PIE? i dont like pie actually :/
56. OCCUPATIONS YOU WANTED TO BE WHEN YOU WERE A KID? i always wanted to be a teacher ! since like grade 3, but now i want to be a graphic designer , but tbh being a history teacher would be fun as well ! 
57. DO YOU BELIEVE IN GHOSTS? yeah i do 
58. EVER HAVE A DEJA-VU FEELING? all the time 
59. DO YOU TAKE A VITAMIN DAILY? nah :/  i probs should lmao 
60. DO YOU WEAR SLIPPERS? nope 
61. DO YOU WEAR A BATH ROBE? nah 
62. WHAT DO YOU WEAR TO BED? usually just my undies but when im living with other people il wear a soft shirt and my dc heroes pajama bottoms ayyy
63. WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CONCERT? justin bieber in grade 8 i think ?? 
64. WALMART, TARGET, OR KMART? walmart bc there’s no more targets in canada.. otherwise, target
65. NIKE OR ADIDAS? niether 
66. CHEETOS OR FRITOS? cheetos... idk what fritos are lmao 
67. PEANUTS OR SUNFLOWER SEEDS? neither tbh 
68. EVER HEAR OF THE GROUP TRES BIEN? no 
69. EVER TAKE DANCE LESSONS? i wanted to but never did “/
70. IS THERE A PROFESSION YOU PICTURE YOUR FUTURE SPOUSE DOING? idk ?? 
71. CAN YOU CURL YOUR TONGUE? i dont think so ? 
72. EVER WON A SPELLING BEE? i think i was in one once?? but i dont remember it ?? did i win who knows
73. HAVE YOU EVER CRIED BECAUSE YOU WERE SO HAPPY? oh yeah boi 
74. OWN ANY RECORD ALBUMS? nope,  but my dad owns a lot !  
75. OWN A RECORD PLAYER? my dad does ! 
76. DO YOU REGULARLY BURN INCENSE? nah, but my mom does ! 
77. EVER BEEN IN LOVE? i think so? ? 
78. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE IN CONCERT? real friends, hanson, set it off and more tbh 
79. WHAT WAS THE LAST CONCERT YOU SAW? same as 63
80. HOT TEA OR COLD TEA? hot!!!!
81. TEA OR COFFEE? coffee!!!!!!! !! ! ! ! ! !
82. SUGAR COOKIES OR SNICKERDOODLES? sugar cookies !! 
83. CAN YOU SWIM WELL? nah lmao im shit 
84. CAN YOU HOLD YOUR BREATH WITHOUT HOLDING YOUR NOSE? yup
85. ARE YOU PATIENT? depends ! im p patient with kids, but have no patience when it comes to being late or waiting on someone. 
86. DJ OR BAND AT A WEDDING? band probs
87. EVER WON A CONTEST? i once won a 4ft cat in the hat from my local short stop when i was 4 
88. HAVE YOU EVER HAD PLASTIC SURGERY? nah  89. WHICH ARE BETTER: BLACK OR GREEN OLIVES? neither 
90. CAN YOU KNIT OR CROCHET? i learned how to crochet once?? but i forgot it so neither lmao 
91. BEST ROOM FOR A FIREPLACE? livingroom or bedroom 
92. DO YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED? sort off? ?
93. IF MARRIED, HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN MARRIED? no
94. WHO WAS YOUR HIGH SCHOOL CRUSH? uh  h h  m  , currently crushing on someone actually lmao 
95. DO YOU CRY AND THROW A FIT UNTIL YOU GET YOUR OWN WAY? no?? 
96. DO YOU HAVE KIDS? nope 
97. DO YOU WANT KIDS? yup ! ! 
98. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR? pink !! ! ! ! !  !
99. DO YOU MISS ANYONE RIGHT NOW? sort off?? i miss my old best friend and i feel sort of disconnected rn with everyone
100. WHO ARE YOU GOING TO TAG TO DO THIS TAG NEXT? uhhh , idk who’s done this so i guess @geekmoodlet @maimouth @applezingsims @simprising @shook-sims if you’ve already done it then just ignore this ! ! ! 😝
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3, 6, 9, 10, 14, 15, 23, 24, 25, 30, 36, 51, 56, 64, 71, 78, 79, 80, 82, 83, 84, 97, 98
3- my eyes are green! I always think theyre leik an olive green but sometimes people say otherwise
6- shy, mirroring, romantic (not in the love way) , (also hopeless romantic in the love way but not hopeless anymore!! :3 )
9- i shop at uhhhhhhh the store? Leik i get most of my clothes from hot topic :/ i get most food from walmart, i shopped at h&m once for a really cool winter jacket! I get games sometime on steam but not often, i try not to buy much at all because its usually not my own money its my parents’ :P
10- my style currently is dark/cool colors, medium length hair, broken glasses and converse., My Ideal style tho is lunar/celestial colors (so still cool and dark but with star patterns, sigils and witchcraft (leik charms and necklaces and stuff), long flowy hair in a knot at the back with a long tuft falling to the right behind my ear, and also converseMy Maximum Ideal Self is a knight!! With either silver armor + deep blue cloth or black armor and cyan cloth! My weapons would be a twohanded longsword thats still slim but long in one hand and hex and sigil magic in the other!
14- id rather live as a traveler in space but if it has to be on earth then! Either denmark because i heard somewhere its the happiest country in the world or japan because it’s nature and landmarks are beautiful
15- i thinks snapchat’s filters need more custamization but! My favorite is the one that increases the cyan and red of pictures it makes everything look ghostly! Also the one that take out your nose and makes you look leik a hyperrealistic :0 face because hhhhh funny
23- i think dream date was part of the last ask set heres another Dream Date™ but more fantasy >:3c So ollie and i are in our spaceship flying around space lookin at stuff and after a while we get really homesick, so we jump to earth but before we get there we stop at the moon and get in our space suits and just gently float down to the surface and while we’re there we walk/hop around a bit while holding hands and just havin a good ol time, then we lie down in the moon dust and just take it all in for a while leik the stars and the earth and stuff, and we can see our home from there, then we turn to eachother and can see the reflection of the solar system in eachothers eyes and then:If Two Astronauts Kissed On The Moon Would That Be Gay Or Wat
24- i dont carry a wallet! If i have to bring money i just put it in the smaller of my pants pockets, and i try not to carry more than leik 50 dollar because then ill have a guilty conscious :/
25- one is dark blue, one is black! They are up to my knees as always :P
30- ive never really had candles as a big thing in my life but if i think my favorite would be cinnamon!! Or gingerbread! Those are always really gud smells to me
36- movies are hard to remember for me but!! I think one of the best ones ive seen so far was Swiss Army Man, and also i leiked star wars episode III, also episode VII and rogue one were really gud; rogue one was better than VII tho, i really leiked inception!!!
51- i uhhhhhhhhh,, hmm, i think when i was leik 8? I remember when i found out the toothfairy wasnt real tho when my mom walked across the room after i lost my tooth and i heard the change jingling in the envelope she was carrying
56- i always get confused the definitions of the words but i think rural? Leik living in the city would be cool but it only appeals to me in leik a kids surviving an urban distopia kind of way for the most part unless its just visiting, i dont think id mind it that much tho! Rural is best for me because i want to be close to nature even tho i dont go outside much :/ and i love rural areas when it snows because the snow stays untouched by all the dirt and stuff from cars and industry!!
64- hmmm depends,, either bbq sauce or ranch depending on the food! Or soy sauce!! Not as much tho
71- tea!!! I leik iced tea and hot tea sometimes makes me feel headachey if its not sweet enough? Im Hate Coffee its bitter and tastes awfule >:l
78- i sleep with my door closed! I leik the privacy even though i dont have a lock on my door and my dad just barges in whenever he wants but having the door closed whenever im in my room makes me feel more secure and private
79- ive never had any personal encounters with any but! As with other cryptids and mysterious happenings: I Want To Believe! Ghosts fit my aesthetic more but aliens fit my interests more i think
80- i think my biggest pet peeve is when people make me feel powerless? Leik if my friends will come over to my house and then do watever they want and make a mess and destroy the house and never clean any of it up or walk all over me and act leik they can do watever they want take watever they want without asking! And i try to tell them to stop and convey to them that im Fucking Pissed without harming our friendship/ruining the mood but they dont understand and just continue :/
82- i think my favorite ice cream flavor is! Red velvet! Butter pecan is gud too tho, and i think better than that is really really thick vanilla frozen yogurt or gelatto, vanilla ice cream sandwiches are better than all those tho!!
83- controversial but,,,,,, i dont leik oreos,,
84- sometimes i cant taste sprinkes? But rainbow sprinkles usually dont do it for me because they sometimes taste too much leik bubble gum, so chocolate!!
97- i leik milk chocolate the most!!! White chocolate is TooSweet and dark chocolate is TooBitter, my favorite chocolates are the ones with caramel inside or that have chili spice in them!!!! Spicy extra thicc hot chocolate is Really Gud Too i forgot its actual name tho
98- my favorite months are september (my birthday), october(halloween), and december(christmas and snow)!! And all of them have cool/cold weather!!
Thanks for askin! :3
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tfw-no-tennis · 3 years
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mtmte liveblog issue 9
back at it again, and its time for the shadowplay arc, HELL yeah
oh I'm so excited i love this arc lets DO this
oooh its nightbeat and quark!! way before they become relevant, which is so cool
‘one of those recepticon fanatics’ lmao imagine if they were...the recepticons. just doesn't have the same ring to it 
god i fucking love all the politics of mtmte. i love how they’re talking about the senate here before we really get to See how bad they were (we heard a bit about it from whirl a few issues ago, and now here)
love how nightbeat is pretty much agreeing with the decepticon ideology here, even if its clear that he isn't Actually a decepticon - it just drives home the fact that, in this story, The Decepticons Were Right About A Lot Of That Stuff (or at least, they had a reason other than ‘destruction’ for rebelling). 
AND THEN THERES RUNG!!!!!!! WITH HIS MODEL OF THE LOST LIGHT....god i fuckgin LOVE the continuity in this story bc the first time reading this ur like oh ok rung is old yea makes sense...but then later all the time travel stuff happens and then its like OHHHHH 
damn poor rung nightbeat can rlly tell he's lonely just by looking at him vbhjdkdfhbjsjkdf geez. also nightbeat that's ur mystery stick bf from the future js!!
quarks extreme POV on all of the stuff is so interesting, and makes so much sense bc of Course he would think that as a non-combatant scientist who, due to his functional value in current society, wouldn't really benefit much from a revolution - in fact, he’d probably lose a lot. and that’s the sort of thing where you’re like, ok well think about everyone else dude, have some perspective - but at the same time, quark did suffer a pretty terrible fate, so his fears weren't entirely unfounded...augh, its so fascinating...im sorry I'm not gonna shut up about space robot politics this Entire time
HOW did nobody notice that dead body before now
ratchet spray-painting the hands he stole from pharma to match his own paintjob is like...kinda gruesome if you think about it hvbhsjkdfbkjdf
i love rewind sooo much oh my god 
he rlly stashed rung’s comatose body in a wheelchair behind the bar hbkjdhfbshjkdf rewind 
rewind and chromedome’s tag-team explanation....ough hhhhh THEM 
wait a sec, rewind, you have medical records in your database? that is, at least according to regular medical laws, very illegal lmao. my favorite long-running theme in mtmte: the fact that hipaa and osha laws on cybertron are either basically nonexistent, or just universally disregarded 
what the actual fuck is up w/cybertronian time units. that shit is wack as hell 
ooh i love how chromedome looks different in the flashback - no shoulder tires! - that's a cool detail
how come prowl just said ‘minute,’ rewind was busting it up w/all the wack ass fantasy time units just a second ago. geez
also goddd i love the scenery of pre-war cybertron, its SUCH a cool setting like, visually and aesthetically and politically
like, i adore details like the sign in the bg that says ‘everyone’s shape serves a purpose.’ really adds to the ‘society on the precipice of civil war currently controlled by an increasingly-desperate faction who are doling out propaganda like crazy in an attempt to maintain their image and control over the populace’ vibe
good ole murder mystery setup. love it!
pre-war prowl is such an interesting character. actually prowl in general is such an interesting character...I kinda wrote him off during my first read of mtmte (and even a little during my second readthru) as just this dude who’s an asshole (espec bc my prev tf experience involved watching tfa as a kid, and this prowl is very different from tfa prowl lol)...but prowl is SUCH a multi-faceted and interesting character, even in the relatively little we see of him in mtmte 
plus it was interesting to learn later that prowl was one of the characters that jro wanted for mtmte and didn't get, and MAN i wish he got prowl bc I would've loved to see what jro would've done w/prowl on the lost light, that would've been amazing. like, just imagine the arc he would have...I have no idea what that arc would BE, but I know it would be awesome. plus I’d be really interested to see how prowl would factor in, relationships-wise, amongst the crew of the lost light. so much potential!
anyways. I'm in a very talky mood tonight it seems. its currently 4 am so that kinda explains it. ok, moving on!
chromedome and prowl bantering....in their own morbid forensic-cop way...
skids bvhjdbsfjasf. speaking what we’re all thinking: is prowl gonna keep showing up in mtmte despite not technically being part of the cast??
swerves drawing of prowl lmaoooo
AND THEN REWIND IN SOME OF MY FAVORITE MTMTE PANELS....fuckgin cracks me up every time god. rewind was rlly about to flip their entire ass table just to demonstrate that prowl is a serial table-flipper...and then he cant even make the table budge and he just stares at his hands like ‘how could you betray me like this’ hvbajkhhsfdhksdf PEAK hilarity
drift hvbshfdjbasdfj his forcibly cheery expression even tho he’s being harassed by rodimus, who is a big whiny toddler w/drift lmao 
rodimus is the type of guy who, upon drift not replying to one of his texts, would post a whole twitter thread being all like ‘these days u cant trust any1 to hav ur back...u think u kno someone and then they just ghost you...(1/14)’
again, rewind, HOW and WHY do you just Have medical reports, oh my god, somebody please call a hipaa agent I’m scared, 
ratchet interrupting the story to give a quick medical PSA....that's Such an on-brand thing for Me to do that I feel like jro is assigning me ratchet kin as I read this
also, hey, its sonic and boom, those two decepticons from delphi! nice little continuity there
AND HERES ORION PAX SUPER COP
can’t believe idw made my dad optimus prime into a cop. smh. shouldn't be that shocked tho, I feel like half the idw characters are cops
orion rlly hit them w/the omae wa mo shinderu arrest strat
orion: I cant believe you're beating this guy up. anyways, now I'm gonna beat YOU up,
when ratchet puts his hand over drifts mouth and then gets spray paint on drifts face bhjdfsvsdjhfgbjdskf
pre-war ratchet and drift ;_; ratchet’s little inspirational speech...the fact that he tells drift that he’s special...the fact that drift remembered all of this even after 4 million+ yrs...it gets me bro it GETS me
ALSO the layers in the fact that drift then goes on to become a well-known murderous decepticon...so this little scene of him and ratchet in the past gives a lot of context to ratchet’s general attitude towards drift - ratchet clearly feels at least somewhat responsible for all the blood on drift’s hands, since he saved drift’s life way back in the day
the whole relinquishment clinic thing is such cool worldbuilding, bc of course that's the kind of thing that would develop in a society of robot aliens who are only allowed to work within the rigid confines of their alt mode 
I love the whole matrix thing bc its kinda like being the pope or st but also you have a ton of political sway, so its a super important position, so of Course the corrupt senate would want full control over that power, and would assassinate the current prime to try to get their own guy in 
god vhbhjsdkbgshjdf rodimus is such a dick lmao poor drift
HHHHH I love that the cybertronian version of an autopsy is taking the dudes body apart into the smallest components and laying them all out. that's so fucking cool
hmmmm chromedome maybe you should Not be interested in mnemology, how about that,
oh god. time to start being sad about op and senator shockwave. oh god
senator shockwave more like senator sexy 
also the first time I read this I thought I had just missed his name and like halfway thru the story I went back and scoured the pages looking for it hbvhsjdfbshgfdsbj then I was like oh ok so we’re maybe supposed to just know who this guy is from another comic? but NOPE it was very deliberate and I only realized very close to the end that they were setting up some sort of reveal
its funny bc normally I'm not a huge fan of stories where politics play a huge role but I fuckgin love it here, the politics and worldbuilding is all so interesting and also balanced out with a healthy dose of cool sci-fi hijinks, so
lmao there's chromedome being obsessed w/people making the ‘pfft’ sound 
also wow yet more hindsight, maybe you Shouldn’t be so interested in the Institute, chromedome, 
OHHHH shit I forgot abt the red alert stuff happening at the same time as this :( :( :( 
AUGHHH what a fucked up situation. god 
oooof i gotta continue now!! what a solid issue, I love the shadowplay arc
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gulescamisade · 7 years
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New York:  Day 17, Trickster Party
RUFIOH: -even being indoors was making him restless. Rufioh emerges from the safety of the hotel rooms, breathing out. Interestingly, the cold isn't biting at his skin but then... even while he was living on Avalon, it wasn't. Just an interesting thing as he stuffs his hands into his pockets. Trudging thru the snow.-
KANKRI: -It would seem Rufioh wasnt the only one feeling antsy, however after all that has been happening Kankri feels it is a reasonable uncomfortable sensation. He had even for the time being stopped checking the message board, if only to save himself from worrying about things he did not really have any control of right now.-
KANKRI: -He was actually returning from a brief walk when he saw Rufioh exit out of the hotel and he has to do a double take because didnt Rufioh drop off the face of the uu and go to be a farmer or something??-
[The town seems to have an unusual kind of energy today. Some kind of... sweet scent rising in the air. No one seems to be outdoors, marching around brandishing weapons, but all of the buildings are lit up with lights. ESPECIALLY the candy shop. It's been closed ever since they got into town, sure, but now it's practically lit up like a christmas tree-- BRIGHT SHOWLIGHTS showcasing dozens of kinds of candies. CHOCOLATES AND JAWBREAKERS AND SKITTLES AND EVERYTHING UNDER THE RAINBOW.]
ROSE: -She's standing just outside it, looking in through the window with her arms folded. OBVIOUSLY CURIOUS-
KANKRI: -Bright lights AND rufioh?? This is getting weird fast.-
RUFIOH: -No... that's not... well. It's not like Ruf kept in contact with Kankri of all people. It's easy for him to catch sight of him and fix him with a shrewd look. For some reason he hadn't made the connection that Kankri would be here too.-
RUFIOH: ...
RUFIOH: -Before he can bother trying to shoot a greeting to him, he is immediately distracted by the bright lights of the shop. And Rose standing by the shop. With an nimble flap of his wings, he lands next to her.- uh. hey, rose.
RUFIOH: long t1me, no see.
KANKRI: -WOW. Okay well hes going to go stand on the other side of Rose, and not because he's being petty but because yeah this is actually strange and hes curious too.- This st9re has n9t 9nce 6een active 9nce since we have g9tten here...right?
RUFIOH: -kind of mesmerizing... he gazes.-
JOHN: huh. they sure are feeling festive.
RUFIOH: ............ -where the fuck did John come from.-
ROSE: No.
JOHN: -PHASED INTO EXISTENCE BEHINDT HEM. jk. or not???-
RUFIOH: -Don't...-
KANKRI: -From the creation of joy in the universe thats where.-
JOHN: -aww........-
KANKRI: Then this is a little 6it strange.
KANKRI: Als9 hell9 J9hn.... And Rufi9h. -Still inspecting the store front.-
ROSE: Perhaps.
ROSE: ...
RUFIOH: hey. -He can be petty too.-
ROSE: I don't suppose you're curious.
Because I am.
KANKRI: En9ugh t9 g9 inside?
ROSE: Yes.
ROSE: But probably not alone.
KANKRI: Hm. Frankly I am hesitent t9 d9 s9.
RUFIOH: anybody got cash cuz... 1'm out.
JOHN: i'll heroically sacrifice myelf to the cause. and i'll even be the official taste tester if there is actual candy inside. -wink-
KANKRI: Did y9u c9me t9 ask f9r m9ney?
JOHN: -snort- kankri that's rude.
JOHN: -he's laughing tho-
KANKRI: Its a genuine questi9n.
JOHN: -what a penis-
KANKRI: -But John dont worry for once he is intending to be one.-
RUFIOH: }:/ RUFIOH: can't walk 1nto a candy shop w1th no money, dogg.
ROSE: And we are in canada.
KANKRI: 9h I think y9u certainly can, y9u w9uld just n9t 6e leaving with anything.
ROSE: I have managed to find one single coin of canadian currency.
ROSE: It is called a Loonie.
ROSE: I find it bizarre and unsettling.
JOHN: can i see? -hovers-
ROSE: -Holds up the shiny coin in two fingers.-
RUFIOH: a loon1e... RUFIOH: -also swishes a horn, opting to NOT discuss this with Kankri.-
JOHN: :O -ooooooh.-
KANKRI: - BI -
ROSE: Here.
ROSE: -HANDS IT OVER TO JOHN-
ROSE: Please don't drop it.
JOHN: wouldn't dream of it! what do you take me for? -rolls it into his sleeve-
RUFIOH: buy yourself someth1ng n1ce, yo. -aww. This is cute.-
KANKRI: -Turns to peep at it with John since Rufioh wont answer his question.-
JOHN: hey, i'll share. or maybe they use the barter system.
JOHN: -come to think of it how have they even been staying here with no money...-
RUFIOH: -Ask the adults probably.-
RUFIOH: -wait, we're adults...-
JOHN: soooooo....are you guys coming or what? we're loitering.
KANKRI: -More or less.-
KANKRI: I still d9 n9t kn9w if I wh9ly trust any place 9n this planet.
KANKRI: I am s9rry if any9ne takes 9ffense t9 that.
JOHN: -sighs- nah. it's okay. i have to admit, they really let the place go.
JOHN: -just walks into the shop-
KANKRI: -John no.- KANKRI: -Hhhhh, he hesitates to go in but he doesnt want him to go in there alone.-
KANKRI: -Deep breath and hes trailing Johns heels like the pathetic worrier he is.-
RUFIOH: -This is the gayest thing he's ever seen in his life. And he's Rufioh.-
RUFIOH: -keeps hands in his pockets and waits back, just in case Rose wants to go first.-
KANKRI: -Rufioh you cannot judge.-
---
[For the most part, the "LEGAL HUNTERS" have been offering hospitality, if suspicion. Especially with their story of escaping from Flavor Town. It's meager living, sure, but they're helping, so long as the group continues to hunt for their own food and doesn't ask too many questions or attract too much attention. They're a lot more willing to part with necessities like water and a place to sleep than they are anything else, after all. ]
[IT SMELLS SWEET IN THE STORE, regardless. And it's bright! Much brighter than anywhere else in town has been. Everything's been pretty dismal and dark, what with the snow rolling in in waves, but this place is bright and lit and a practical BOMBARDMENT OF COLOR. The candy is extravagantly expensive, worth a whole ASSTON OF LOONIES PER QUARTER POUND, but there's a giant taffy pull, a soda station, ice cream... really, almost anything you could imagine in this deceptively large building, ]
[There is also a clerk. Dressed in pink and white candystripe pants with an apron and paper hat, with a grin from ear to ear. They look pretty heavy, and... human-like? They don't have horns, but most of the other details of their appearance seem ambiguous. Not like looking at a mannequin, no, but it's pretty hard to retain even the slightest memory of this person's general... anything.]
[Aside from the demeanor. The demeanor is FRIENDLY.]
CLERK: :D
KANKRI: -Well at least they seem friendly.-
RUFIOH: -Awww.... he bets Emilet would like a treat from this place. Damn. Rufioh will be careful of his horns in case he swoops by a display.-
RUFIOH: ...sup. -raises hand to the clerk.- sorry to barge 1n outta nowhere.
CLERK: Ha ha! Everyone comes from somewhere! And it's just the right day for a barge! Consider me a harbor, in fact!
JOHN: -he has so many questions, but the most pressing at the moment...is ASSTON a real unit of measurement? and if so, how many Loonies in an ASSTON?-
JOHN: hi there!
JOHN: -he's kind of salivating???-
CLERK: Hi there, son! What can I get for ya?
KANKRI: -John please.-
RUFIOH: -Yeah... this much candy proximity is really distracting.-
KANKRI: -Although this is quite this display, he will give it that.-
KANKRI: Y9u have an extensive c9llecti9n 9f c9nfecti9nary items here.
CLERK: Well, it's a candy store, don'cha know!
JOHN: uh yeah well. nice place you got here.
ROSE: Yes.
ROSE: It is certainly...
ROSE: Colorful.
JOHN: what could we get this for this? -SMOOTHLY PLACES HIS SINGLE, SOLITARY LOONIE ON THE COUNTER.-
JOHN: -nothing but confidnece, folks-
KANKRI: -So smooth..-
JOHN: -sparkles-
CLERK: -LEANS OVER AT THE COIN... peers at it. PICKS IT UP AND BITES IT.-
KANKRI: -Isnt that unsanitary.-
CLERK: Well, I can tell ya that this here is a legitimate piece of currency, yessir!
CLERK: Tell ya what, you seem like nice kids.
CLERK: -he reaches over the counter... and pulls out one of those LARGE SWIRL LOLLIPOPS.-
CLERK: -He holds it out, RIGHT TO JOHN-
JOHN: wow thanks! that's generous of you. C: -his eyes get... VERY big. he's magnetically drawn to it. IT'S SO COLORFUL.-
RUFIOH: -Bruh... Also mesmerized by the swirly colors.-
KANKRI: -Man he just has an odd feeling about this he cant shake but on the other hand thats really actually pretty generous of the clerk, maybe they are a nice guy after all.-
JOHN: well if you guys don't mind my cooties i'll totally share. -kind of distracted now. he wants this in his mouth like NOW.-
RUFIOH: -Lmao. Snrks.- clerk's got swag, 1 th1nk.
KANKRI: I w9nt say swag 6ut I d9 think that it is really nice 9f y9u, mr...?
JOHN: -he can't wait another minuite, he's gonna LICK IT.-
[it tastes...]
[OVERWHELMINGLY SWEET]
[ 🍭]
[Sweetness invades his senses. SWEETNESS IS EVERYTHING.]
JOHN: -!!!!!!! OH SHIT. this is the best thing he's ever tasted. touched heard? felt? just kinda goes quiet as all the colors in the store go all MARIO STAR POWER on him. He even hears the music.-
CLERK: Ha ha! Please leave the premesis.
JOHN: -THESE COLORS SMELL DELICIOUS!!!!-
RUFIOH: um................... -Oh my g od.-
RUFIOH: -backing away slowly before BOLTING OUT THE DOOR.-
KANKRI: ...? Wait what? -Looks back at John for a moment and then goes wall eyed.-
RUFIOH: -FUCK THIS SHIT BYE.-
KANKRI: -FUCK.-
KANKRI: -IS THIS WHAT HE THINKS IT IS.-
JOHN: -he doesn't really realize it but he has started YELLING, losing all conception of an inside voice- HAHAHA WOW!!!! CANADIANS REALLY KNOW A THING OR TWO ABOUT CANDY, I GOTTA SAY. THIS IS THE LEGIT FLAVORTOWN!!! HAHAHAHHAHA!!!
ROSE: -STEPS BACK-
ROSE: Oh.
ROSE: I see.
JOHN: ROSE ROSE!!! YOU GOTTA TRY THIS!!!
KANKRI: -Steps back with her but isnt fleeing like Rufioh.-
KANKRI: R9se, d9 n9t try it.
KANKRI: D9 n9t d9 it, d9 n9t g9 near it, I am n9t even certain y9u sh9uld g9 near J9hn at this p9int.
JOHN: WHAT THE HECKITY, DON'T GO NEAR ME? BUT ALL I WANT TO BE IS NEAR YOU.
JOHN: I LOVE THE TWO OF YOU SO MUCH!!! I CAN BARELY CONTAIN IT.!!!
JOHN: -phases out of existence.-
KANKRI: -HHHH NO.-
KANKRI: That.
KANKRI: That is very sweet 6ut als9 J9hn I think y9u really need t9--
KANKRI: -Where did he go..-
JOHN: - I GUESS YOU COULD SAY HE'S GONE...WITH THE WIND.-
ROSE: I'm... not...
KANKRI: -WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN.-
KANKRI: UM. -Hes turning around and scanning for any sign of his rail, this is a nightmare.-
ROSE: -She's gonna slowly back out of the store.-
RUFIOH: -Outside the shop, Rufioh is flying OUTTIE. He saw this happen last time and it was HORRIFYING. Never again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-
RUFIOH: -rapidly typing something with his comm.-
JOHN: -POPS! right in front of rufioh- NOT SO FAST, BUDDY! BATTERRRRRRR UPPPPP!!!
JOHN: -HE'S SWINGING THE LOLLIPOP RIGHT AT HIM.-
KANKRI: -Hears Johns voice and he is bolting outside the godforsaken shop.-
ROSE: -She's sitll not much more than MILDLY PERTURBED BY THIS.- ROSE: You seem to have some understanding of this.
ROSE: As a thing that's happening.
JOHN: -His appearance has changed somewhat.-
JOHN: http://static.tumblr.com/e4acae9096a43fe04e7d2ef3de8e0637/kfbxgjb/eydn4clnm/tumblr_static_emvxq80dwfcoocksos0cogg.gif
RUFIOH: -freezes in the air, fumbling and then dropping his communictor as John bat swings the whole lollipop at his face. He keel spins in the air with a holler... at least until the spinning colors fill his vision and everything feels and tastes PIXIE STICK ROCKIN'.- johnnnnnnNOOOOOOOOOOOHYEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JOHN: -thumbs up- geeEEEEEEEET DUNKED ON!
ROSE: o-o
KANKRI: 9nly s9mewhat...
KANKRI: If I am c9rrect in my assumpti9n s9mething like this t99k place while we were still 9n Aval9n, its like an 9ut6reak 9f a temp9rary disease 9r drug. I had the... unpleasant misf9rtune 9f 6eing c9ntaminated with it. It is n9t lethal I think, h9wever I will n9t say its n9t destructive 9r danger9us c9nsidering I came 9ut 9f the high c9vered in 6ruises fr9m 6ein sh9t with a p9wer h9se and--.........
KANKRI: 9h dear.
RUFIOH: -The next time the other two see Rufioh, his vest is lit up with a rows and rows of flashing pixie stick candy and the grin is wide on his face. He flies but has no need to flap his wings. He flaps them anyway, spreading SPARKLING SUGAR EVERYWHERE.- WHAT'S UP, DOGGS!!!!!!!!!!
ROSE: ...I--
ROSE: Should we do something about this?
ROSE:
ROSE: Did the hose actually work?
KANKRI: -He is covering his nose and mouth with his hands to keep the dust out of his lungs just in case.-
KANKRI: -Looks at Rose and shakes his head, his voice coming out muffled.- (N9 it didnt.)
KANKRI: (I had t9 wait until it left my system.)
ROSE: Oh.
RUFIOH: -bounces to the beat of some music, summoning up a giant candy sword.- HEY YA'LL LOOK A L1L FUCK1NG GLOOMY DOWN THERE!!! WHAT G1VES??? THE N1GHT'S YOUNG AND 1 TH1NK 1T'S T1ME WE CELEBRATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! }8D
ROSE: -She holds up her hand, just in case. A TINY SPARK FIZZLES OUT OF IT. Nothing, still. Crap.-
ROSE: Hngh.
JOHN: -POPS IN RIGHT BESIDE ROSE.-
KANKRI: -Rufioh no please.-
JOHN: I COULDN'T AGREE MORE, BUDDY!!!! A FRIEND DOESN'T LET A FRIEND STAY DOWN IN THE DUMPS. THIS PLANET MAY BE FUCKED BEYOND ALL RECOGNITION, BUT IT DOESN'T MEAN WE CAN'T HAVE A GOOD OLD TIME! ROSE! YOU LOOK MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN EVER! THAT HAIR! THOSE EYES! OH GOOD GRAVY! OH MY STARS AND GARTERS! YOU'RE SUCH A SPECIAL GAL. SUCH A FRIEND!!!
ROSE: Please stand still.
RUFIOH: -swooping down to crack the candy sword clean in half over Kankri's head.- YEAH BO1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ROSE: I am trying to work majyyks upon you.
ROSE: Nhgh.
JOHN: BUT HOW CAN YOU WORK YOUR MAGIC...WHEN YOU ALREADY HAVE ME UNDER YOUR SPELL??? -POPS ALL AROUND HER, CACKLING.-
ROSE: How are you doing that????
KANKRI: -He turns to look at the suddenly appeared John and had lowered his hands to say something when suddenly fucking Rufioh comes in and cracks the sword over his head and not only does that SMART but when he inhales a gasp of shock hes taking in the cloud of pixi dust that explodes from the broken sugar weapon.-
JOHN: -APPEARS RIGHT NEXT TO HIM, TO CATCH HIM IN HIS ARMS.-
JOHN: -BUT HE SPINS HIM A LITTLE, LIKE THEY'RE DANCING.-
ROSE: -She's not entirely sure whether or not she should yell for help. MAYBE SHE SHOULD.-
KANKRI: -Coughing in a thick cloud of sugar dust but before it even fades his wheezing is turning into giggles. His wardrobe has had a complete color change, his hair is green, and is littered with chalky candy hearts with various #warnings on them.-
KANKRI: -And who?? Spin ME??-
RUFIOH: LOL LOL LOL. THAT WAS WAY TOO FUCK1NG EASY DOGG!!! I LOVE 1T WHEN YOU MAKE SH1T EASY FOR ME! }8D RUFIOH: KANKS, MY MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LET'S GET CRUNK!!!!!
JOHN: WHO ELSE??? :DDDD -DIPS HIM-
KANKRI: -OH WELL THIS IS JUST LOVELY, He is spun and poses with his leg out when dipped.- HEH99!
KANKRI: 9H MY I TH9UGHT ID NEVER FEEL LIKE THIS AGAIN.
JOHN: WHAT A SILLY QUESTION! IT'S EASY! LIKE EVERYTHING IS EASY RIGHT NOW.
KANKRI: -Turns head to Rufioh.- CRUNKED Y9U SAY, RUFI9H??
JOHN: YOU JUST NEED TO ACCEPT WHAT YOU CAN'T CHANGE AND BECOME THE CHAOS!!!!
RUFIOH: -pumps his arms and spins in the air, wings tucked close to him.- CRUNK'S THE WORD THE VERB OF THE N1GHT!!!!!! A1N'T NOTH1NG HOLD1N' ME BACK NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KANKRI: I W9ULD 6E M9RE THEN WILLING T9 D9 S9 WITH Y9U 6UT 9NLY IF J9HN MAY J9IN AS WELL!
ROSE: That is certainly a philosophy that has very little to do with the candy on your head, yes.
KANKRI: 9H!! -Dramatic two hand gasp.- AND R9SE T99!
KANKRI: -360 degree spin in Johns arms to stare right at her.-
KANKRI: -8D-
ROSE: ...
ROSE: I don't like that someone just said my name.
RUFIOH: ROSE 1S BOSS!!!!! HAVE YOU SEEN HER DO ANYTH1NG, DOGG???
KANKRI: YES THAT WAS ME I SAID Y9UR NAME, R9SE.
ROSE: This is growing increasingly worrying.
JOHN: ROSSSSSSSEEEEEEEE. YOU'RE SO GREAT!!! I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY AND SAFE.
JOHN: FOR A MILLION BAJILLION YEARS!!!
KANKRI: ALS9 YES RUFI9H, SHE IS INDEED THE 69SS! MY 69SS EVEN HAHA. SHE IS S9 PATIENT AND PUTS UP WITH MY C9NSTANT INC9MPITENCE SHE IS S9 W9NDERFUL.
JOHN: -SPIN ATTACKS KANKRI INTO RUFIOH'S ARMS AND GOES TO EMBRACE ROSE IN HIS TID.- YAHOOO!
ROSE: HRK.
ROSE: -SHE IS CRUSHED.-
KANKRI: -WOOP there him go Hi Rufioh-
KANKRI: -Crashes into him-
ROSE: CAN YOU. PERHAPS.
JOHN: SO GOOD. SO PRECIOUS.
ROSE: PUT ME DOWN?????
JOHN: IF I MUST!!! I'D DO ANYTHING FOR YOU!!!
KANKRI: -Also pulls out his comm device feeling the notifications of Rose's posts.- 999H!
KANKRI: R9SE Y9U ARE 6RILIANT AS ALWAYS YES EVERY9NE SH9ULD KN9W A69UT WHAT IS TAKING PLACE RIGHT N9W, QUICK RUFI9H W9ULD Y9U PLEASE D9 ME THE H9N9R 9F TAKING VISUAL D9CUMENTATI9N WITH ME HEEHEE.
JOHN: WHAT A GREAT IDEA!!! -FLIPS OUT HIS OWN PHONE FOR SELFIE MAGIC! - SAY CHEESE, MISS LALONDE!!!
ROSE: -SHE IS STILL KINDA CRUSHED HERE THOUGH. PLEASE SAVE HER FROM THESE BOYS-
ROSE: -MAKES THE SIGN FOR 'HELP'-
RUFIOH: -hups Kankri up in his arms.- DUDE, 1 WOULD DO ANYTH1NG FOR YOU!!!!! WHY DON'T YOU JUST CH1LL 1N ONE ARM AND 1'LL USE THE OTHER FOR BANGARANG1N' SELF1ES, BRO???? HAVE YOU NOT1CED 1'VE BEEN WORK1NG OUT??????????
JOHN: -GIVES HER A BIG FAT SMOOCH ON THE HEAD, BUT HE HAS ALSO RELEASED HER. fortunately he's got the attention span of a lemur on aderall.-
MEULIN: -hiding in the bushes.... but then LEAPS OUT to tackle Rose-
MEULIN: ... -HOW CONVENIENT HE ALREADY LET HER GO. GREAT. NOW SHE'S JUST. TACKLING HER AWAY FOR NO REASON.-
ROSE: -She falls from John's arms... ONLY TO IMMEDIATELY GET TACKLED AWAY FROM MEULIN.-
KANKRI: -Settles in his arms.- WHY YES I HAVE ACTUALLY!! -feels the muscle with his free hand.- VERY IMPRESSIVE! KANKRI: ALS9 HERE KINDLY USE MY DEVICE! -hands it to him.-
ROSE: -WHEEZES MORE.-
ROSE: -she's gone limp and accepted her fate.-
ROSE: ...Hi Meulin.
MEULIN: -ROLLS, and tries to scoop Rose up- RUUUNNN!
RUFIOH: 1 GOT YOU MAN!!!!!! -holds the device up and snaps a sweet selfie.- }8D
ROSE: -She is carried, limply, like luggage.-
MEULIN: 😤
ROSE: I see you have some experience with this too.
MEULIN: NOPE!!!!
KANKRI: -YES take all the selfies.-
ROSE: I am incredibly weirded out.
ROSE: ... ROSE: Please keep carrying me.
MEULIN: YOU CAT IT!
JOHN: -SQUEEZES BETWEEN RUFIOH AND KANKRI AND STICKS OUT HIS TONGUE-
KANKRI: PERFECT! MAY I HAVE THE PH9NE 6ACK S9 I MAY-- J9HN!! -Smooches the humans cheek.-
RUFIOH: HAHAHAHA, WOAH! THREE DUDES AND A CAMERA! SEEN ENOUGH HENTA1 TO KNOW WHERE TH1S 1S GO1N'!!!!! -laughing.- YA'LL ARE FUCK1NG ADORABLE!!!!!
JOHN: HOO HOO!!! FUCK YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSS!!! SHOWER ME IN KISSES!!!
MEULIN: ε=ε=ε=ヾ(э^・ェ・^)э -dives into snowy bushes and tucks them both down-
ROSE: -wheezes.-
ROSE: Thanks.
ROSE: I, um.
ROSE: According to Kankri?
ROSE: We have to just...
ROSE: Wait it out.
ROSE: It's some kind of magic.
ROSE: He said drug, but I'm sure this is magic.
JOHN: I WANT TO BATHE IN THE GLOW OF FREE AND LOVING MALE AFFECTION!!!
RUFIOH: THAT'S THE WAY TO GO, DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!! 1T'S GREAT, 1SN'T 1T???????????
JOHN: IT'S SO!!!
KANKRI: RUFI9H THAT IS A VERY VULGAR T9PIC T9 INTR9DUCE T9 THIS SU6JECT, AS HANDS9ME AND W9NDERFUL J9HN IS I W9ULD NEVER DREAM 9F ENGAGING IN SUCH ACTIVITIES WITH MY M9IRAIL. KISSES WILL SUFFICE JUST FINE! -Peppers john's face in them. please take a picture of this.-
JOHN: L I B E R A T I N G!!!!
MEULIN: IT LOOKS PRETTY MURRGICAL...
MEULIN: BUT WHAT THE HELL IS IT? (=ΦェΦ)
ROSE: -wait god damn it-
ROSE: -She actually leans up a lil-
ROSE: (I refuse to believe these are the circumstances John is coming out.)
JOHN: -MAKES THE DIAMOND SIGN IN SOME OFTHE SELFIES.-
RUFIOH: -snap snap snap 📸- };D };D };D
MEULIN: COMING OUT OF WHAT?
KANKRI: -Hate to break it to you rose but john has been gay for some time.-
KANKRI: -Reaches for his comm now.- THANK Y9U S9 MUCH RUFI9H!
ROSE: Nothing.
ROSE: Forget it.
KANKRI: I THINK EVERY9NE SH9ULD GET T9 SEE THE GL9RI9US SIGHT 9F 9UR THREE WAY AFFECTI9NS HEE H99!
ROSE: ...I suppose we just live here now...
RUFIOH: HEY KANKR1!!!! YOU KNOW WHAT 1 HEAR??? 1 HEAR...................................
RUFIOH: A FR1END. }833 -sprouts a little anime cat ear headband up at his horns.-
MEULIN: YEP. -nestles into the snow... she doesn't need this-
JOHN: COULDN'T HAVE SAID IT BETTER MYSELF KANKS!!! MY LOVE FOR YOU IS PURE AND UNAFFECTED BY LUST!!! BUT NOTHING COULD BETTER SERVE TO DISTRACT ME FROM THE DEAD AS DOORNAILS LOVE OF MY LIFE THAN EXPLORING THE UNCESSARILY TANGLED AND COMPLICATED JUNGLES OF HUMAN SEXUALITY!!!
KANKRI: -Wait on his horns or your horns.-
JOHN: I MEAN REALLY, WHAT A TRIP!!!!
MEULIN: BUT IT'S NICE TO SPEND THIS CLAWLITY TIME WITH YOU, ROSE.
ROSE: If that's what you'd like to call this.
ROSE: ...Wow, that sounded kind of mean.
RUFIOH: -On his own horns, obviously. And now he has cosplay piddy paws on his hands. Shit's getting mega furry up in here.- THE Y1FFEN1NG 1S FUCK1NG NYA-GH, BRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KANKRI: 9H J9HN I AM S9 T9UCHED I C9ULD CRY!! IN FACT I MIGHT 6E RIGHT N9W IF IT WASNT F9R MY C9MPLETE INA6ILITY WHEN I AM S9 G9SH DARN HAPPY THANKS T9 THE UNG9DLY SUGAR C9URSING THR9UGH MY VEINS.
KANKRI: I T99 L9VE Y9U S9 DEARLY.
MEULIN: IT IS WHAT I AM CALLING IT IN ORDER TO BE IN DENYAAL. (´⊙ω⊙)
ROSE: Without the circumstance of mind-bending sweets, it would be unambiguously nice, sure.
KANKRI: -Rufioh give him his comm device back before you become a furry.-
JOHN: DUDE YOU LOOK SO CUTE!!!
RUFIOH: -puts the comm back in his butt pocket.- };33 HELL FUCK1NG YEAH 1 LOOK KAWA11 AS SH1T!!!!!!!!!!
MEULIN: ... DID SOMEONE JUST SAY YIFF?
JOHN: THAT ANIME BULLSHIT HAS ME LIKE...!!!
MEULIN: MY GLASSES ARE GETTING REALLY CONFUSED RIGHT NOW. -pulls them off and wipes at the lenses-
MEULIN: (^・ェ・^)ノ⌐■-■
KANKRI: -Rufioh oh my-
KANKRI: THANK Y9U F9R RETURNING MY DEVICES, I D9NT EVEN MIND THAT Y9U JUST T9UCHED ME.
KANKRI: ALS9 RUFI9H I AM S9 GLAD Y9U ARE ACTUALLY HERE, I CANT 6ELEIVE Y9U WERE G9NE F9R S9 L9NG H9W DID ANY 9F US SURVIVE.
JOHN: RUFIOH I HAVE TO BE HONEST, MY FRIEND AND PAL I HAVE NO IDEA WHY YOU HAVEN'T BEEN AROUND ALL THIS TIME, NOR WHERE YOU CAME FROM. BUT PRETENDING LIKE I KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON IS SO FUCKING STUPID. I'VE DECIDED TO EMBRACE THE CHAOS! HAHAHAHHAHA!!!
ROSE: :T
RUFIOH: THAT'S HOW 1 FEEL TOO BRO!!! D1D YOU KNOW 1T WAS DR1V1NG ME BATSH1T NOT KNOW1NG 1F YOU WERE OKAY??? EVEN 1F 1 WANT TO PUNCH YOU 1N THE GODDAMN FACE! MAYBE ESPEC1ALLY!!!! BUT HEY! HOLD THAT THOUGHT! -the shape of him dissolves in the air... until he shows up behind Meulin in all his anime candy catboy glory.- }833
MEULIN: -OBLIVIOUS. She's working on these lenses.-
ROSE: I don't know if you can read this, but it's probably true. It is all probably terrifyingly true.
RUFIOH: };33 -at Rose.-
ROSE: ...
ROSE: Oh.
ROSE: You see us.
ROSE: -SHIFTS... BACKWARDS...-
MEULIN: -slides shades back on- DO WHAT?
KANKRI: MY TH9UGHT SHALL INDEED 6E HELD! -he calls out after the vanishing Rufioh and clings to John 83-
RUFIOH: 1 SEEEEEEEEEE YOU, MEU MEU. -spreads paw beans in saccharine disposition.- }8D
JOHN: DANCE WITH ME BUDDY! WE'LL DANCE TO THE RESPECTIVE MUSIC IN OUR HEADS!
KANKRI: HE IS S9 L9VELY, EVEN F9R A TR9LL WH9 ATTEMPTED T9 MURDER THE EQUIVILENT 9F MY STEP FATHER, I AM S9 GLAD HE IS HERE AND 6ACK.
JOHN: OH IS THAT WHAT HAPPENED??????????????????????????? RIGHT!!!!
ROSE: ...
JOHN: I REMEMBER NOW!!!
ROSE: Hey, um.
ROSE: Run.
MEULIN: .... FURK. -SCURRIES under the bush and liquids beneath it-
JOHN: EVEN THOUGH I FUCKING HATE DAVENFORTH FOR BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF DAVESPRITE I DON'T KNOW IF HE DESERVED TO BE STABBED! STILL! I REMEMBER HOW BAD I FELT FOR RUFIOH AND EVERYONE IN THAT SITUATION!!! I DID MY BEST TO ENSURE HE'D BE WELL TAKEN CARE OF!!! BUT IT SEEMS HE'S DOING FINE AND DANDY THESE DAYS!!!
JOHN: LOOKS LIKE EVERYTHING WORKED OUT FOR EVERYONE! WHAT A JOY!!!
KANKRI: YES! IT IS WHAT HAPPENED, AND HE AND I ALS9 ENGAGED IN C9UNTLESS FIGHTS WHERE I AM QUITE CERTAIN HE WISHED ME PHYSICAL HARM DEPSITE US 6EING NEAR 6EST FRIENDS F9R A TIME UNTIL HE SUDDENLY SEEMED T9 DISPISE ME 6UT THANK G9SH THAT IS ALL IN THE PAST AND N9W WE CAN JUST 6E HAPPY AND CHEERFUL!! KANKRI 9H AND YES I WILL DANCE WITH Y9U J9HN! I AM IMAGINING THE PERFECT SIMPLE MEL9DY F9R US T9 C9NTENTLY SWAY T9.
RUFIOH: WOAH!!! WHY ARE YOU RUNN1NG AWAY??? THAT HURTS MY FEEL1NGS!!!!!!!!
RUFIOH: YOU WOULD TH1NK YOU WERE T1RED OF 1T AFTER 1 OPENED MY BLOCK AND HOUSE FOR YOU!!! 1'VE ALWAYS JUST WANTED TO HELP, YO!!!!
ROSE: Yes, that is... completely... untenable... and... ROSE: -FLINGS A SNOWBALL AT HIM AND DASHES-
ROSE: -NAILED IT-
JOHN: YOU'RE SO GOOD AT IMAGINING, BRO!!!!
JOHN: WHY CARE ABOUT ANY OF THAT WHEN WE CAN JUST!!!
JOHN: SWAY TOGETHER.
KANKRI: 9H J9HN Y9U ARE S9 RIGHT AS ALWAYS.
JOHN: -SINGS- I JUST WANNA
JOHN: KEEP ON LOVING YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!
MEULIN: -WHEEZES under this bush. it's taking time to read all this dialogue on her glasses but it all makes her... kinda sad. because it all feels like stuff she might have said once, trains of thought she might have had.-
MEULIN: YOU CAN'T, THOUGH!!!! -why is she even trying to argue, she sort of laughs anxiously under this bush. THE HECK.-
KANKRI: -Look at these two gayly sway.-
JOHN: -They sway in the air.-
RUFIOH: -DOOFS and eats snow a little bit. Shaking his head with a sparkly laugh.- HAHAHA, THAT'S COOL. 1 M1GHT BE A FUCK FOR BREAK1NG YOUR HEART BUT. LOL! THAT'S 1T! 1'M JUST A FUCK! HEY MEUL1N!!!! YOU KNOW WHAT YOU SHOULD DO??? FORGET ABOUT ME TOO! YOU'RE DAMN GOOD AT THAT! 1 TH1NK THAT WOULD HELP EVERYONE 1F YOU ASK ME!!!!!!!!!!
RUFIOH: WHY D1DN'T 1 TH1NK OF THAT SOONER?? HOLY SH1T!
JOHN: (that's the spirit, buddy)
JOHN: -distracted and hypnotized by swirling around in the air with kankri)
KANKRI: -He is so content air dancing with John, he doesnt even mind the heart breaking shit happening with Rufioh right now.-
KANKRI: THIS IS S9 L9VELY I AM THRILLED I DID N9T PAY ATTENTI9N WHEN RUFI9H SMASHED THAT WEAP9N 9VER MY HEAD.
RUFIOH: -cups hands around his mouth and hollers at Kankri.- HEY KANKR1!!!!!!!!!! BRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RUFIOH: DO YOU WANT TO BE MEUL1N'S NEW BFFS1E??? YOU'D DO A HELL OF A LOT BETTER A JOB THAN ME! 1 COULDN'T EVEN ST1CK AROUND TO SEE 1T THROUGH THE END! D1D YOU KNOW YOU'RE JUST A BETTER PERSON THAN ME???
RUFIOH: YOU SHOULD TEACH ME TO BE MORE L1KE YOU! }8D
KANKRI: -suddenly owl turns, craning his neck too fast to be comfortable.- I W9ULD L9VE T9 6E HER NEW 6EST FRIEND, 9H AND RUFI9H IF Y9U W9ULD LIKE LESS9NS 9N H9W N9T T9 ALIENATE PE9PLE FR9M Y9UR LIFE DUE T9 Y9UR NATURAL 9FF PUTTING NATURE I CAN CERTAINLY D9 MY 6EST T9 ASSIST Y9U!!
JOHN: HAHA! KANKRI IS TERRIBLE AT INTERPERSONAL RELATIONSHIPS TOO. THAT'S WHY YOU GUYS SHOULD BE FRIENDS. YOU HAVE A LOT IN COMMON.
KANKRI: H9WEVER I AM ALS9 DESPISED 6Y ALM9ST EVERY9NE I KN9W S9 I CAN 9NLY H9PE I CAN S9ME H9W TEACH Y9U T9 6E 6ETTER THEN ME!
KANKRI: HAHA!
RUFIOH: -hands on his hips and laughs heartily- HAHAHAHA, 1 TH1NK JOHN 1S R1GHT! THERE'S JUST SOME TH1NGS 1 SHOULD HAVE BEEN UPFRONT AND FREE TO ADM1T! 1'M GLAD 1 DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THAT ANYMORE!
KANKRI: THAT IS S9 TRUE!! RUFI9H PLEASE D9 N9T EVER W9RRY AGAIN A69UT V9ICING Y9UR SH9RT C9MINGS!
JOHN: I KNOW EXACTLY HOW YOU FEEL. I SUPRESS LITERALLY ALL MY EMOTIONS ALL THE TIME UNTIL THEY BURST FORTH IN A SPASMODIC GEYSER OF AGRESSION AND ANGST!
KANKRI: ITS TRUE HE D9ES THIS ALL THE TIME!
KANKRI: -Wraps his arm around John's shoulders.-
JOHN: I'M GLAD I DON'T HAVE TO BE INSECURE ANYMORE ABOUT WHETHER MY FRIENDS STILL CARE ABOUT ME AND WANT ME AROUND. I'VE REALIZED THAT I AM AWESOME AND FLAWLESS. WHO WOULDN'T WANT ME AROUND?
KANKRI: I CERTAINLY WANT Y9U AR9UND J9HN!
KANKRI: Y9U ARE MY FAV9RITE PERS9N AND DESERVE T9 6E THE FLAWLESS C9NFIDENT PERS9N Y9U ARE!
KANKRI: REALLY THANK G99DNESS Y9U AND I F9UND EACH 9THER WHEN WE DID 9R I MIGHT HAVE ACTUALLY L9ST THE ENTIRETY 9F MY SANITY AFTER L9SING MY PLANET, MY H9ME, MY DIGNITY, AND ALM9ST THE ENTIRETY 9F MY WILL T9 C9NTINUE EXISTING! KANKRI: EVEN IF ALL THAT STILL MATTERED ANYM9RE IM JUST S9 GLAD I HAVE Y9U REGARDLESS T9 PICK UP THE PREVI9USLY DEFECTIVE PIECES 9F MY 6EING. -paps his face.-
MEULIN: -What's worse than what he's saying is the fact that she's quiet amongst the leaves and sharp twigs that she knows she's going to tear out hair to free herself from, and she feels more trapped here than she had in the infirmary.-
MEULIN: -And yet, they all just keep going. She isn't sure if it's the pain behind their words or her own emotions that sting more, but, eventually it's too much, and she squirms out of the bushes, scraping and tugging and scratching herself up, wet with snow and flushed with green.-
MEULIN: YOU... ARE ALL... MEULIN:
WRONG!!!!!!!!
MEULIN: THIS ISN'T HOW TO HELP YOURSELVES OR EACH OTHER... OR ME.
MEULIN: THIS ISN'T HOW F33LINGS WORK.
MEULIN: THIS ISN'T WHAT YOU WOULD WANT.
MEULIN: PLEASE... STOP.
MEULIN: I DON'T WANT TO S33 MY FRIENDS HURT ANYMORE.
KANKRI: MEULIN THERE Y9U ARE!!
KANKRI: ARE Y9U READY T9 6E 6EST FRIENDS??
RUFIOH: -This should be breaking his heart but it just makes him giggle. Throwing his hand out at Meulin like OH YOU.- WHO'S HURT?? NOT ME!!! 1 FEEL H1GH AS THE SKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! -zooms up, doing a loop de loop.-
KANKRI: -applauds Rufioh's trick.-
MEULIN: YOU DON'T S33 IT, BUT I DO.
MEULIN: I ALWAYS DO.
MEULIN: IT DOESN'T JUST GO AWAY... EVEN WITH MAGIC.
MEULIN: AND THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT!!!
MEULIN: THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH F33LING BAD!!!!
KANKRI: -Wiggles out of John's arms to slide over to her, hands tucked behind him.-
KANKRI: MEULIN Y9U S9UND RATHER D9WN AND 9UT! IT PAINS ME T9 SEE ANY9NE THIS WAY. -Yet his smile is still uncomfortably wide.-
RUFIOH: LOL! YOU SAY THAT BUT HEY!!!! 1SN'T FEEL1NG BAD WHAT LEAD US TO HURT PEEPS, MEU????? WHAT 1F WE STOPPED DO1NG THAT AND JUST FELT GREAT ALL THE T1ME! THAT WOULD BE FUCKIN' BANG1N'! -kick dances in the air-
JOHN: -HE WAS SO WRAPPED UP IN KANKRI'S DECLARATION OF LOVE, THAT HE STARTED SINGING "HOW CAN I LIVE WITHOUT YOU" AND FLIPPING CONTINUOUSLY IN THE AIR.-
KANKRI: CAN I 9FFER Y9U AN 9P9RTUNITY T9 FEEL IMMENSELY 6ETTER? I PR9MISE IT D9ES N9T HURT AND Y9U WILL 6E QUITE ALIVE AND FINE AFTER!
KANKRI: I SPEAK FR9M EXPERIENCE!
ROSE: (You did not concur with that point several minutes ago.)
JOHN: IF I HAD TO LIVE WITHOUT YOU. WHAT KIND OF LIFE WOULD THAT BE.
KANKRI: -Somehow is able to whisper in roses ear from where he is.- (9PINI9NS CAN CHANGE MY DEAR.)
JOHN: I NEED YOU IN MY ARMS! NEED YOU TO HOLD!
MEULIN: -she considers backing away... but she doesn't. she stands there and meets Kankri's gaze, balling up her fists.-
MEULIN: I DON'T WANT TO F33L BETTER.
JOEY: =With no sudden movements (and nearly laying down on the floro so no one can see her), she carefully pulls her curtains closed=
ROSE: -FLINCHES.-
KANKRI: -Keeps smiling at her.-
KANKRI: 9H 6UT I THINK THAT Y9U D9! EVEN JUST F9R A LITTLE WHILE. IT REALLY IS N9T ANY DIFFERENT FR9M Y9UR RECREATI9NAL ACTIVITIES IN FACT IF ANYTHING IT IS S9 MUCH 6ETTER!
KANKRI: WITH 9NE YES Y9U WILL FEEL 9N CL9UD NINE AND N9THING WITH 6E WR9NG ANYM9RE! ITS REALLY JUST WHAT EVERY 9NE 9F US NEEDS RIGHT N9W WHILE WE ARE TRAPPED HERE!
JOHN: YOU'RE MY WORLD, MY HEART MY SOUL. IF YOU EVER LEAVE!!!
KANKRI: -Moves his hand from behind his back to offer her a small candy heart that says "#Happy!! <3"-
KANKRI: -It all somehow fits on there.-
RUFIOH: -floating in the air, chinhandsing with a happy smile on his face.- DAAAAAMN, KANKR1'S GOT GAME!!! HAHAHA!
MEULIN: -stares at Kankri, and then down at the candy heart. She stares at it for a long moment, her mouth a serious frown, and then glances back up at him.-
MEULIN: ...
MEULIN: -swipes out her hand and SNATCHES the candy heart.-
KANKRI: -HE CERTAINLY DOES.-
KANKRI: 8D
RUFIOH: }8D
KANKRI: Y9U CERTAINLY WILL N9T REGRET THIS MEULIN!
JOHN: NOW THAT I MENTION IT, ISN'T IT FUCKED UP THAT FEFERI'S BEEN DEAD FOR ALMOST AN ENTIRE YEAR AND WE HAVEN'T EVEN GROWN THE BALLS TO HOLD ANY KIND OF MEMORIAL OR FUNERAL SERVICES? HONESTLY I'VE BEEN AFRAID TO BRING IT UP BECAUSE I'M JUST WAITING FOR HER TO COME BACK! THIS WHOLE TIME!!! I STILL BELIEVE WE'RE GOING TO RAISE OUR CHILDREN TOGETHER AND GET MARRIED. BUT I CAN SEE HOW SAD EVERYONE'S FACE GETS WHEN I MENTION HER RETURNING. I DON'T CARE WHAT THEY THINK THOUGH!!! HAHAHAHAHHA!!! I DON'T GIVE A CRAP!!!
KANKRI: HEEHEE!
RUFIOH: LOL LOL! WOAH, JOHN!!!! THAT'S SOME HEAVY STUFF!!!! 1T'S SO GREAT TO CLEAR THE A1R AROUND A1N'T 1T????????
JOHN: IT'S SO!!! LIBERATING!!!
KANKRI: THATS IT J9HN!! D9NT EVER GIVE UP Y9UR H9PES EVEN IF IT IS VERY UNLIKELY THAT SHE WILL!! I THINK ITS S9 ADMIRA6LE THAT N9 MATTER WHAT Y9U STILL C9NCIEVE THE N9TI9N THAT SHE WILL C9ME 6ACK T9 LIFE!
KANKRI: AWE INSPIRING TRULY!
JOHN: THANKS BUDDY! I THINK SO TOO!!!
RUFIOH: YOU'RE AWE 1NSP1R1NG, BRO! 1F YOU CAN NAB ONE CHO1CE MO1RA1L L1KE JOHN, ANYBODY CAN!!!!
KANKRI: 9H RUFI9H Y9U ARE T99 MUCH!
RUFIOH: HELL YEAH, 1 KNOW! };D
MEULIN: -She practically crushes it in her grip, but it's all too quick. She changes color, and now she's flooding with cotton candy pink, red, and green.-
ROSE: Oh.
KANKRI: I THINK S9ME DAY Y9U T99 WILL FIND AN9THER EVEN IF Y9UR LAST 9NE LEFT Y9U! LET N9THING STAND IN Y9UR WAY!
KANKRI: -👀 meulin-
KANKRI: -welcome to the party!-
ROSE: -She draws in a deep breath, and just sits in the snow.-
KANKRI: -Throws his arm around her.-
RUFIOH: MEU MEUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RUFIOH: LOL, DUDE! HE NEVER LEFT ME! HE WENT BACK TO BEFORUS AND BLEW THE FUCK UP! 1SN'T TH1S WHY WE FOUGHT 1N THE F1RST PLACE?
MEULIN: -she winces, tail puffed out, still standing there... and then blinks open her eyes.-
RUFIOH: 1 SURE AS SH1T D1DN'T WANT TO L1VE ANYMORE AFTER THAT! WOW!!!!!!! JOHN! D1D YOU KNOW YOU SAVED MY GODDAMN L1FE??? YOU'RE A HERO!
JOHN: -POPS NEXT TO ROSE- YOU DON'T WANT TO JOIN IN THE FUN, ROSE? I KNOW YOU'RE SAD AND TIRED. I KNOW YOU FEEL HELPLESS SOMETIMES. MAYBE THIS COULD RELIEVE SOME OF THE PRESSURE!!! I'D JUST BE OVER THE MOON IF I COULD HELP YOU.
MEULIN: ....
KANKRI: 9H I HAD N9 IDEA THEY WERE DEAD! I JUST REMEMBER 6EING CREAPED 9UT 6Y H9W IT FELT LIKE Y9U MIGHT HAVE 6EEN TRYING T9 USE ME AS A SUBSTITUTE F9R THEM, HAHAH!
MEULIN: -chucks off her sunglasses.- NO!!!!!!!!!!!
KANKRI: -owl turns to meulin.-
KANKRI: -8000-
KANKRI: N9???
RUFIOH: YEP!!!!!!!! HE SURE WENT BACK TO BEFORUS TO D1E! AND 1 SHOULD HAVE GONE W1TH H1M!!! THAT'S HOW YOU MADE ME FEEL, DUDE! 1T WAS SO MESSED UP! NO WONDER 1 HATED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!
KANKRI: DID Y9U N9T LIKE Y9UR GLASSES?
MEULIN: NO!!!!!!
ROSE: -She looks like she's about to say something, face... barely certain of what to make of this, before the shout.-
MEULIN: THIS IS ME.
MEULIN: THIS IS HOW I'M GOING TO BE.
KANKRI: ALS9 RUFI9H I AM S9 GLAD Y9U ARE TELLING ME THIS N9W, THAT MAKES A L9T M9RE SENSE!
RUFIOH: -does more dances in the air. ^w^ -
JOHN: WOW. THE GIRL IS PERSISTENT! GIV EIT UP FOR MEULIN!!!! -CLAPCLAPCLAP-
KANKRI: HM?? WHAT IS Y9U MEULIN? D9 Y9U FEEL 6ETTER N9W?
KANKRI: H9W A69UT N9W?
MEULIN: I F33L. LIKE I'M SUPPAWSED TO F33L. BECLAWS I'M ME!
ROSE: -She rises, slowly, stepping over towards Meulin.- ROSE: What just happened here...?
KANKRI: -smiles at Rose and keeps his arm around Meulin.-
KANKRI: -Grins with his pointy teeths.-
MEULIN: I DID WHAT YOU WANTED. BUT IT DOESN'T CHANGE ANYTHING!!
JUDE: -takes notes outloud while he's recording this mess- this candy may or may not only effect men... or they're just weak willed...
MEULIN: -shrugs off Kankri's arm and reaches out a hand to Rose-
KANKRI: IT D9ESNT?? -Doof is shrugged.-
RUFIOH: -👀 the voice on the wind. Grins in Jude's direction.-
KANKRI: 9H DEAR!! -Slides over closer to Rufioh even if he is in the sky.-
ROSE: -GRABS THE HAND.-
JUDE; -HE'S INSIDE THE HOUSE DON'T EVEN TRY IT.-
ROSE: I am not sure why or how but I consider this a miracle. ROSE: Thank you.
KANKRI: RUFI9H I D9NT THINK MEULIN IS ENJ9YING HERSELF ALL THAT MUCH..
JOHN: -HE'S STILL APPLAUDING- LET'S HEAR IT FOR THE GIRLS!!!
KANKRI: WILL Y9U 6E HAPPY WITH ME INSTEAD?
MEULIN: -hups her up and fucking... FLOATS INTO THE AIR??? YOU KNOW WHAT FINE SHE CAN DO THAT NOW.-
MEULIN: -THIS IS INCREDIBLY STRANGE BUT SO IS EVERYTHING-
RUFIOH: WHOOP WHOOP! -loops arms with Kankri, beaming.- THAT'S COOL, DUDE!!! NOT EVERYONE 1S GO1NG TO FEEL THE SAME AS YOU. THAT'S WHY WE SHOULD ST1CK TOGETHER!!!
RUFIOH: BTW, WHO'S THE HOT W1NDOW PEEPER???? 1 KNOW FOR SURE 1'VE NEVER SEE H1M BEFORE!
ROSE: -She is HAULED LIKE PRINCESS PEACH.-
ROSE: That was... very well spoken, you know.
JOHN: THAT'S MY COUSIN. JUDEY JUDEY JUDEY JUDEEHHHHH.
JOHN: I MEAN I'M SAYING COUSIN BUT HE MIGHT BE MY UNCLE OR FATHER OR SOMETHING.
KANKRI: H9T WIND9W PEEPER Y9U SAY??? -Make those hand telescopes and looks around until some how he makes dead eye contact with Jude even this far away.-
JOHN: I DON'T HAVE ANY CLUE HOW MY FAMILY WORKS AT ALL!!!
RUFIOH: HE'S HOT, DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A HOT DAD!!!! HAHAHAHA!
JUDE: -clears throat, speaking up- half brother... technically...
JOHN: -YELLS BACK- THANKS JUDE!!!!
JUDE: wait, don't-- JUDE: don't look at me
KANKRI: 9H YES HIS FACIAL SYMMETRY IS RATHER PLEASING T9 L99K AT.
JUDE: -DIVES AWAY FROM THE WINDOW-
JOEY: =slapping/pulling on Jude's pant leg trying to get him to duck down=
KANKRI: J9HN Y9U HAVE EXCELLENT GENES.
JOHN: YEAH, I KNOW.
KANKRI: -Links arms with Rufioh, look at them being best buddies.-
JOHN: -SPINS IN THE AIR AND KISSES HIS OWN BICEPS-
KANKRI: J9HN Y9U ARE S9 6EAUTIFUL.
RUFIOH: YOUR FACIAL SYMMETRY HAS ALWAYS BEEN GOOD TO LOOK AT, KANKS. -arms over Kankri's shoulder now.- }BD
JOHN: HE HAS A REALLY CUTE BUTT TOO!!! -SHOUTING-
KANKRI: S9 ARE Y9U RUFI9H REALLY QUITE STUNN-
KANKRI: 9H THANK Y9U!!
KANKRI: -Then his arm is going around Rufiohs waist.-
RUFIOH: THANKS, BRO!!! 1 ALWAYS FELT L1KE MY GOOD LOOKS GAVE ME MORE TROUBLE THAN 1T WAS WORTH BUT HELL!!!! 1F 1T MEANS MY FR1ENDS ST1CK AROUND FOR EVEN A L1TTLE WH1LE, 1'LL SMOOCH ALL OF THEM!
JOHN: I ALSO REALLY LIKED YOUR COOL COSPLAYS!!! REMEMBER WHEN YOU MADE ME THAT GHOST BUSTERS OUTFIT?
JOHN: THAT WAS SO RAD!!!
RUFIOH: FUCK YEAH, 1 REMEMBER, JOHN!!! THAT WAS FUN AS HELL!
MEULIN: -She twitches her ears -- somehow, she feels like she can hear Rose, even without hearing. Maybe she's reading her lips. It doesn't have to make sense, but she's trying to ignore how her eyes are stinging as she glides over the rooftops, trying to put the chaos of her yelling friends behind her.-
MEULIN: ... I'M SORRY. -sniffs and smiles at Rose, just a little.- FOR NOT BEING ABLE TO HELP.
MEULIN: I GUESS IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER ANYMORE... I'M MORE SCARED OF NOT BEING ME.
KANKRI: Y9U MADE THAT F9R HIM?? THAT IS S9 GENER9US 9F Y9U RUFI9H!
JOEY: (what the actual heck is going on out there?) =peeks under the curtain a little=
KANKRI: ALS9 I SHALL A6S9LUTELY STAY 6Y Y9UR SIDE N9W THAT Y9U ARE HERE WITH US AGAIN, F9R ANY PRICE!
JUDE: -ALIENS hand gesture- cherub magic...
RUFIOH: 1 TOTALLY L1KED JOHN BEFORE YOU D1D, HAHAHAHA. F1GHT ME BRO!
JOHN: NOW, NOW MY GOOD BROS. THERE'S ENOUGH JOHN TO GO AROUND.
ROSE: -She smiles a little bit, sadly.-
ROSE: I...
ROSE: Yes, I understand.
ROSE: You don't say things like that so easily. Not unless it becomes impossible to care.
ROSE: I think I prefer this.
ROSE: I don't believe I've ever been rescued quite so gallantly before.
ROSE: In defiance of all known physics.
KANKRI: WHAT?? I SHALL N9T FIGHT Y9U 6UT RUFI9H TH9SE S9UND LIKE CHALLENGE W9RDS!
RUFIOH: AND WE BOTH KNOW YOU L1KE CHALLENGES, KANKS. };D
RUFIOH: WHY NOT TRY TH1S ONE ON FOR S1ZE???????????? -then swoops down to plant a sugar smooch to Kankri.-
JOHN: :O!!!!
JOHN: -GASP-
JOHN -THE SCANDAL-
KANKRI: -HELLO!!-
KANKRI: -Is so smoothly smooched, he leans with the swoop and places his hands on either side of Rufioh's face for this wonderful kiss. What a reunion!-
JOHN: I SUPPORT AND FULLY ENDORSE THIS WITH NO REGRETS WHATSOEVER!!!
JOHN: I JUST WANT YOU AND KANKRI (BUT ESPECIALLY KANKRI) TO BE HAPPY!!!
RUFIOH: -Thanks bro!! He's had practice, dipping Kankri back to perpetuate the SUAVE. Insert spanish guitar riffs here.-
KANKRI: -Swooning to the part.-
JOHN: -UNCAPATCHAS....HIS KEYBOARD. HE'S GOING TO GIVE THIS LOVELY MOMENT SOME THEME MUSIC. Nevermind that he's playing it without it being plugged in at all. Magic.-
KANKRI: -John you are perfect.-
MEULIN: HEHEH33. WELL... I ONLY TOOK YOU BECLAWS YOU WANTED TO GO WITH ME.
MEULIN: AT LEAST... I'M ABLE TO HELP YOU.
KANKRI: -Also takes pictures of this kiss too somehow.-
RUFIOH: -volcanos explode, dragons swoop, everyone is so jealous.- <333333333333
KANKRI: -If anyone is jealous he can smooch them too!-
JOHN: -HE'S CONTENT WITH SMACKING ON HIS KEYBOARD JOYFULLY FOR NOW. Somehow the music sounds like xylophone and a trombone.-
KANKRI: -Breaks the kiss for a moment however.- RUFI9H HAVING PREVI9USLY ENTERTAINED TH9UGHTS 9F WHAT IT W9ULD 6E LIKE T9 KISS Y9U IN THE FAR DISTANT PAST I WILL SAY IT IS RATHER SATISFYING!
ROSE: You are.
ROSE: ...
ROSE: -She frowns, suddenly.-
ROSE: I imagine it must be terrifying to lose control like that.
ROSE: But you've grown a lot stronger since we first met.
ROSE: As hard as it's been, I have seen it. I am seeing it now.
ROSE: Even if the only evidence you have is overpowering the strength of whatever bewitching candy demon presented us with that hell-sucker.
RUFIOH: -snuggling him close, the happiest bull.- HAHAHA, DUDE SAME!!! 1 THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA BE BEST FR1ENDS FOREVER UNT1L YOU PULLED THAT EX-MO1RA1L SH1T!!! BUT NOW WE'RE TALK1NG ABOUT 1T AND MACK1N 1NSTEAD OF F1GHT1NG AND 1 TH1NK TH1S 1S POSS1BLY THE BEST OUTCOME OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!
RUFIOH: LET'S RUN OFF TOGETHER DUDE! LET'S L1VE ON AVALON AND BU1LD UP BEFORUS L1KE 1T WAS ALWAYS MEANT TO BE!
ROSE: These things happen in degrees. It tends to make them a great deal more surprising, in the end.
ROSE: ...So.
ROSE: Thank you.
JOHN: DON'T HOLD YOURSELF BACK, KANKRI! YOU DESERVE EVERY EXPERIENCE THIS UNIVERSE HAS TO OFFER!!!
JOHN: YOU'VE BEEN THROUGH SO MUCH!
KANKRI: -Brightens more, if thats even possible when hes in this state.- 9H THAT S9UNDS S9 W9NDERFUL!!! I W9ULD L9VE T99! I HAVE STR9NGLY C9NSIDERED CHANGING 9CCUPATI9NS SINCE I AM A FAILURE AT THE 9NLY THING I TH9UGHT I MIGHT 6E G99D AT, THERAPY! PERHAPS I C9ULD 6E A C9NSTRUCTI9N W9RKER! I C9ULD 6UILD A R99F!!
KANKRI: 9H 6UT J9HN SH9ULD C9ME T99! AND GAMZEE I W9ULD N9T WANT T9 LEAVE EITHER 6EHIND, THEY ARE QUITE FRANKLY TW9 9F THE M9ST IMP9RTANT PE9PLE IN MY LIFE.
MEULIN: -She doesn't know what to say anymore, and at this rate, her throat feels too tight even if she wanted to. Her eyes are blurring quickly with -- what is that, lime green?? That's not normal, and she drifts down to a snow-covered rooftop in the more dimly lit areas of town, just sort of caving down to sit with Rose when she starts to cry.-
KANKRI: AND THEY DESERVE S9 MUCH 6ETTER THEN THEY ARE DEALING WITH N9W!
ROSE: -She rests a hand on her shoulder, giving it a gentle squeeze.-
JOHN: HELL YEAH! FUCK THIS WAR! I'M TIRED OF PRETENDING TO BE STRONG WHILE WATCHING MY FRIENDS CONTINOUSLY SUFFER AND DIE.
ROSE: -Silence. She ignores how bright and vibrant her colors are, right now. Or the absurdity down below-- how hard it all is to process. That feeling of helplessness when faced with a barrage of everything wrong with her friends-- her family-- and the hellish situation they've lived with for so long.-
RUFIOH: -looks both astonished and delighted to hear Kankri's suggestion. Wafting off more sparkling sugar.- THAT'S THE BEST FUCK1NG 1DEA 1 HAVE EVER HEARD OF 1N MY L1FE!!!!!!!!!! RUFIOH: LET THE FOUR OF US L1VE TOGETHER, BRO! YOU, ME, JOHN, AND THE LOVE OF MY FUCK1NG L1FE!!!!!!!!!!
ROSE: -Better to just... be herself. She cozies up against Meulin and wraps an arm around her fully.-
KANKRI: YES I AGREE FUCK THIS WAR! -Snuggles Rufioh, this is so great.-
KANKRI: WE ARE ALL S9 6RILLIANT THIS IS PERFECT!
RUFIOH: -smooches all on Kankri's face.- YOU'RE PERFECT, DUDE! 1 DON'T WANT ANYBODY ELSE TO TELL YOU YOU'RE NOT!
KANKRI: -Laughs loudly as he is so smooched.- LIKEWISE RUFI9H LIKEWISE! I MAY HAVE SAID TERRI6LE THINGS A69UT Y9U T9 9THER PE9PLE 6EHIND Y9UR 6ACK 6UT FR9M N9W 9N I WILL DEFEND Y9UR NAME AND THE G99DNESS 6EHIND IT WITH MY DYING 6REATH!
JOHN: AWW YES!! I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO LIVE WITH THREE OTHER DUDES ON A FARM IN BUMFUCK NOWHERE. I'LL BE A PEDIATRICIAN AND KIDS WILL NEVER GET SICK UNDRE MY WATCH. HELL, MAYBE I'LL RETIRE FROM DOCTORING AND JUST BE A KINDERGARTEN TEACHER.
JOHN: AND RULEUS CAN GROW UP WITHOUT ME HAVING TO WORRY THAT HE'LL BE SHOT OUT OF THE SKY.
RUFIOH: -spins with Kankri in his arms.- YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. 1T CAN ONLY GET BETTER FROM HERE, DOGG!!! YOU AND ME VERSUS THE WORLD! }8D
MEULIN: -A part of her still wants to feel embarrassed at knowing how hard she's crying already, but then, she can't. She doesn't want to. And the heavy warmth of Rose's arm around her confirms that this is right.-
MEULIN: -She leans into Rose, and she lets herself feel the emotions she's been carrying. At last, she feels sure this is the way to heal.-
KANKRI: -They spin!! And its Rufioh's turn to get so many face kisses! Hes feeling so affectionate and its so W9NDERFUL to have Rufioh back and the thought of rebuilding beforus is great too.- TRULY Y9U ARE S9 RIGHT! RUFI9H NEVER LEAVE MY SIDE AGAIN!
JOHN: HAVE A GOOD TIME YOU CRAZY KIDS! I HAVE SOME BUSINESS TO TAKE CARE OF!!!
JOHN: BUT I'LL BE BACK!!!
JOHN: *NYOOM. POP!!!-
JOHN: -HE POPPED OUT OF EXISTENCE AGAIN.-
RUFIOH: BYE JOHN! HAVE FUN! }8D
KANKRI: !!
KANKRI: G99D6YE J9HN, I L9VE Y9U 6E SAFE!!! <><> -Who knows how he emotes those diamonds.-
JOHN: -THE LEFT OVER BREEZE TENDERLY RUFFLES KANKRI'S HAIR.-
KANKRI: -('8B-
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