webbed toone has this system of daily passes for certain series right, exactly what it sounds like but it doesn't have to be just one per day- for example im reading a couple series rn that give u 9 passes per day PLUS 3 extra "watch an ad" unlocks, so that's 12 episodes daily, right. & once u unlock them they stay open for 2 weeks so ur not immediately locked out again the next day or whatever
pretty neat, but the thing is that the "next day" starts at 7pm (for me at least, idk if it's different per time zone), so if u don't use all ur passes by then it'll reset back to 9 & 3 regardless of how many u had "left," which is a lil inconvenient since im usually awake several hours past 7pm so my "day" doesn't end til much later- but if i use any passes after 7pm, i'll have less or even none left for the next day until 7 comes around again
so here's my dumb ass today at 6:30 realizing im about to lose my chance so im out here like blasting running in the 90s speed racing against time trying to read as fast as possible, im only halfway thru on one series & haven't even started the other, i read like 2 episodes & i only have 10 min left oh god oh shit
astute readers may have already connected the dots that i couldn't in my single-minded panic binge until i opened up the next episode & suddenly had a wacky thought: what's stopping me from just unlocking the next one Right Now. from unlocking them All at once. why do i have to read thru the entire episode before im allowed to unlock the next one. why am i a clown
my brain grew three sizes today but also shrunk 5 so net loss but i have Gained Knowledge and Technique so we'll just have to figure out what got deleted from my brain to make room for that later after i am done reading so so many webcomic chapters every day kisses biceps
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dsmp if... you were a romance trope
i got inspiration (sapnap, dream, george, karl, quackiy, wilbur)
sapnap (hockey x figure skater):
- im in the middle of heartbreaker rn and SHUT UP
- i LOVE THIS TROPE
- IM NOT EVEN A FIGURE SKATER I DO TAEKWONDO BUT I STILL FROTH OVER THIS SHIT
- and then in addition to that one tommyinnit is a figure skater and everyone else is on a hockey team “ice these hurts” or smt h like that
- i love this trope.
- anyway i think that this trope comes hand in hand with enemies to lovers
- his hockey team and ur figure skating group are at the same winter sports competiton
- and you have to share a rink
- booooo
- so everyday you end practice with the sight of a bunch of hockey buffs roughhousing in the stands, waiting for you to finish
- and everyday a certain brunette one sneers and smirks at you as you walk off the ice
- “had a nice practice ice queen/king?” he asks you teasingly
- “shut up, yeti” you mutter back gratingly as you bump your shoulder into his build as you pass him
- and he comes up with a new one everyday
- and you quip right back at him, unphased
- one day, he comes into practice early just to spite you
- what he wasn’t expecting is to see how good you actually were on the ice
- he sat there like “ :O” and just watche dyou glide across the ice with what seemed like barely any effort
- and he watched how passionate you were in your craft and the dance
- and bro was whipped right then and there
- so that day as you were leaving he said “you were amazing out there” and it took u jumpscared
- you were like “no insult today?”
- and he was like “dang, didnt know u liked them that much ;) but not today, not for something as beautiful as that”
- and i think you can guess where it went from there... :)
dream (ceo and employee romance):
- AKAIAKAKAHAKH TELL ME YOU SEE THE VISION
- i mean hes a ceo alr so its like one step in the door you know
- anyway hes a ceo
- bro wears those fancy ass suits everyday and has like a wine cellar mini fridge shit thing in his office
- any way you pull up to his headquarters one day for like an interview and you were so fucking nervous
- you ran into him in the elevator (and no clue who he was)
- and you basically vented to him for the 30 second elevator ride before scurrying off to your interview
- bro didnt even get dreams name or anything - he kinda just smiled and wished you well as you ran away
- he thought you were so cute
- and you thought dude was hot as fuck
- anyway you got the JOB!! LETS GOO
- the next day, your supervisor is like taking u around showing u the works - ....and you meet the ceo
- its dream
- and youre like :0 and he’s like *smirk wink* ;) “hey”
- and youre like “well fuck hes the ceo i cant be in love with him”
- and you avoid him
- but he makes it his life’s mission to get on ur radar
- in the break room, in ur cubicle, in the cafeteria, in the parking lot man is ON YOU LIKE A MOTH TO A LIGHT
- eventually he convinces you to go to fancy dinner - and WOW hes paying?? so that shit was FIREEEE
- fancy wagyu steak and 102379182 year old wine i mean cmon
- it was good ok
- he asks you out after dinner and assures u ur job wont be at risk and everything
- ba da bing ba da boom
- now youre dating happily and he spoils the FUCK outta you
- lmk if you want this one as a big fic with dialogue
george (neighbors):
- tell me why whenever i have my delulu daydreams with george he’s always a neighbor
- very much boy next door vibes
- omg HES YOUR COLLEGE ROOMMATE NEXT DOOR
- stoppppp
- on move in day he pulls up with his family and u with urs and youre like
- “hi ! nice to meet you im so exicted to move in!” and bros like “same!”
- sometimes hes loud bc hes talking to his friends but you dont mind
- hes a cs major and ur whatever u want major
- one day you decided to start singing rlly loud while cleaning
- ur singing taylor swift
- and then george could hear you from the room next door to yours
- so he writes up a little post it note that was like “loved the concert! when’s the next one?” and stuck in on your door
- you found it and started mad blushign
- you had a crush on him since day one awwww
- anyways you two started communicating via post it notes and songs played loudly through the walls <3
- till one day you hear boyfriend by big time rush
- and then you play girlfriend by avril lavigne back
- and then he slips you a post it note under the door and you open the door before you could read it
- and its an unspoken like thing that you start dating
- its so romantic how you can saw you guys starting dating because of taylor swift !!
quackity (academic rivals):
- DO NOT GET ME STARTED ON THIS TROPE IT BRINGS ME LIFE ALRIGHT
- alright
- two law school students FIGHTING IT OUT ACADEMICALLY
- you guys met in ur freshman year english class or some shit
- clashed together in a discussion group
- and its been game on since then
- your texts with each other are flaunting texts
- “hey alex, guess who got a 97 on the last midterm?”
- “guess who got a 99 ;)”
- over time, the texts started getting more and more hostile
- people started to thing you two actually hated one another’s guts
- but in reality it was more for the thrill
- but this continued throughout your law school careers
- and you both become successful lawyers in the end!!
- and when the headmaster calls you both into his office and says
- “youre both valedictorian! congrats! you have to give a speech together”
- well its like all the hatred faded away
- you grinned and cheezed at each other before giving each other the biggest hug ever
- so you both wrote a speech together
- and soon the day of graduation came
- and q goes at the end “i wouldn’t be here without the person who motivated me through it all, so thank you (y/n)” and youre like “hey man *sob* wtf *sob”
- and you kiss him on the cheek and cheer to all the graduates
- after the ceremony he catches up to you in the parking lot, grabbing your wrist before you could go off with ur family
- and blurts out word soup
- and ur like what
- and hes like “i really like you, and law school wouldn’t have been the same without you. can we be more than friends?”
- and youre like “duhhh” and kiss him right there
karl (best friends to lovers):
- YOU ARE IN LOVE BY TAYLOR SWIFT
- that is the song for this SCENARIO
- you two met when you were little kids in like first grade
- your friends werent there on that day so you hung out with each other
- hooked to the other since then and there
- it was always “karl and you” and “you and karl”
- you came as a packaged deal
- through ups and downs you were there together
- you graduated high school together and were going to the same college together now
- while karl barely got into any romantic relationships, you seemed to be going through a few of them
- you were desperate for a love connection and honestly i aint blaming u
- one day after a horrible date he came over to your dorm and u had an impromptu sleepover
- you were in karls old shirt and some pajama pants and he was in his pajamas
- and you two were just watching a movie together
- before he turns to you abruptly, and you turn to look at him
- and he’s like “you’re my best friend”
- and you saw a switch flip in him
- since then, the dynamic between you two changed (for the better)
- you became more flirty more touchy
- you started to act like you were a couple more and more
- one day you saw him open his wallet to pull out his card
- and u saw that he has a picture of the two of you in his wallet
- and then you knew that he was it for you
- you ask him out that night
- and hes so happy hes picking you up and spinning you around
- <3
wilbur (musician x fan trope):
- okay this is inspired by those tik toks that are like “did you see the way he looked at me” and its harry styles staring and eyeing down a fan in the audience like YES
- and he’s a musician so it fits!
- imagine lovejoy is like a HUGE HUGE Band so maybe this is in the future
- anyways you and ur friend go to a lovejoy concert
- for the sake of the story, youre not that big a fan of lovejoy just familiar with hits like sex sells and one day
- the whole time ur friend is like “theyre so good hes so good its all so good”
- you two end up a few rows from barricade
- and you and ur friend start screaming it up as you should
- youre not oblivious to the way the lead singer keeps looking over in your direction, winking and smiling
- imagine a sweaty, singing wilbur glancing over at you during sex sells and giving you a smile as he rasps out “you know sex sells i know that”
- brb ascending to heaven
- anyway a time comes when he stops to speak to the audience
- he wastes no time
- he struts over to your side of the stage and points at you
- “what’s your name?”
- and you scream it at him
- “what a lovely name!”
- the crowd cheers
- “ahre you single?” he asks with a grin on his face
- the grin grows when u nod at him
- “give me ur number!?” he asks and you nod at him as ur friend is dying next to you
- he gestures u and ur friend to the front of the stage by the barricade
- and he passes you a marker and make syou WRITE YOUR NUMBER ON HIS GUITAR OR HIS SHIRT OR SOMETHING
- oh yeahh go you go you
thank yoU! let me know if you want any of these to become a bigger story/imagine and LET ME KNOW IF YOU WANT A PART 2 WITH OTHER PEOPLE :D reblogs appreciated
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hiii can i get a smau percy x daughter of persephone who loves flowers and lives on a farm
FLOWER POWER!
✸ pairing: percy jackson x daughter of persephone!reader smau
✸ notes: tysm for requesting & im sorry this took a hot minute, but i hope you like it!! 🤍
…now playing: love grows (where my rosemary goes) — edison lighthouse
persea_: i’ve officially made friends with the ferns 🫡(thank you yn for not letting them eat me)
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g_man: are you…are you AWARE of how ferns work?
╰┈➤ persea_: yeah i am. 2 words: chomp chomp
chqsingannabeth: who’s…who’s truck did you steal?
╰┈➤ persea_: what’re you a cop?
flowersforyn: guys don’t be fooled by the second pic, this was the aftermath of him DROPPING me
╰┈➤ persea_: one, didn’t have to expose me like that & two, I SAID I WAS SORRY
╰┈➤ flowersforyn: SORRY ISNT ENOUGH, MY ASS STILL HURTS
╰┈➤ persea_: i bet it does 😗😉
╰┈➤ g_man: reminder that this is a PUBLIC app
ghostking: pls don’t break her
╰┈➤ persea_: did…did u just say PLEASE?
╰┈➤ ghostking: i take it back. break her and i break your neck.
team.leo: why she violating a tree like that
╰┈➤ flowersforyn: leo just bc you didn’t get hugged as a kid doesn’t mean nobody else did 😒
╰┈➤ notpipermclean: OH SHE ATE YOU TF UP WITH THAT ONE. GAGGED
tysonn: ask yn if ferns will be my friend too
╰┈➤ flowersforyn: they absolutely will tyson, we’ll have to bring you out to the farm next weekend <3
╰┈➤ tysonn: yay!
╰┈➤ persea_: me too, right?
╰┈➤ flowersforyn: …
╰┈➤ persea_: RIGHT??
notpipermclean: yn get this loser off our farm, the kids are asking questions
╰┈➤ persea_: PIPER STOP HITTING ON MY GF AND SPREADING FALSE INFORMATION
╰┈➤ notpipermclean: NO🤗 im gonna report you for hate speech
╰┈➤ persea_: mf YOU’RE hate speeching ME
╰┈➤ sp4rky: @ team.leo the girls are fighting 👀
╰┈➤ team.leo: 🍿🫢
…now playing: strawberries & cigarettes — troye sivan
flowersforyn: fav boy on the farm!! 🍓
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chqsingannabeth: your face being cut off of that first pic is CRIMINAL 😩 not percy’s tho, that was a gift from the gods
╰┈➤ flowersforyn: im srry babe, i looked goofy 😔
╰┈➤ chqsingannabeth: oh no ma’am, you could NEVER
╰┈➤ persea_: WE GONNA IFNORE THE COMMENT SBT ME HELLO?!
persea_: the best day with my absolute best girl 🩵
╰┈➤ flowersforyn: kicking my feet & giggling, ILY SEAWEED BRAIN 🤍
╰┈➤ persea_: ILY TOO FLOWER POWER
g_man: WHAT did you do to make those strawberries look so scrumdidliuptious?
╰┈➤ persea_: dyslexia just took me OUT with this one dude 😭
╰┈➤ g_man: nobody was talking to you brotha 🙏
╰┈➤ flowersforyn: grover bud i use my mommy’s magic, hope this helps 🫶
persea_: don’t let her lie to you, people. i thought my first fit was BOMB & then she made me put on that sweater cuz it was cold as hell outside
╰┈➤ flowersforyn: i want you to read that again…slowly
notpipermclean: save me yn the garden princess …save me
╰┈➤ flowersforyn: have no fear bae, im here 🫂
╰┈➤ persea_: yn, babydoll, i beg of you, PLEASE stop hitting on people that aren’t me
╰┈➤ flowersforyn: there’s enough of me to go around perce 😒
╰┈➤ notpipermclean: YEAH PERCY SHARE
sp4rky: why is bro carryin a whole bakery on that swing
╰┈➤ persea_: jason…🤭
╰┈➤ flowersforyn: NAW IF I CANT DO IT YOU CANT DO IT, JASON GET TF OUTTA MY COMMENT SECTION OR ELSE
╰┈➤ sp4rky: I PLEAD THE FIFTH
flowersforyn uploaded a story!
@ g_man replied:
why is bro so silly 😭
idk but he’s the silliest
@ sp4rky replied:
tell him to leave the flying to me
i’m not telling him SHIT from you
RAHH
@ persea_ replied:
idk what ur on about, i look terrifying here
oh yeah, i’m shaking in my boots
great, now can you pls come help me get down?
idk…
YN PLEASE
yknow, i can’t kiss you from up here
i’m otw 🏃♀️ 💨
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TRAP!JJ WITH RAFE’S EX!!! not even just ex client, HIS EX GIRRRLLL OH THE TEA
she’s so broken hearted :(( she probably caught rafe high off his ass, smashing some girl that looks NOTHING like her, she runs all over the place just to get away. crashes at a friends house who recommends her jj.
baby is a kook so she has no clue about etiquette fr. rafe had “opps” but trap!jj got opps so when she comes knocking at his door he’s so confused and of course ready to blow. but why is a pretty girl dressed up in bows and designer at his door? and why does she look familiar? unfortunately babygirl is running on feelings and adrenaline so she breaks down immediately :(( no sense of self preservation so she practically clings to jayj already. for days on end!!
- 🪐
omg she would very quickly realize rafes “opps” got nothin on jjs when she sees how paranoid he is when she’s over literally givin her the 3rd degree
“and uh…this friend of yours. you say i know her?” he’s all twitchy and lookin around like somethings about to happen.
“ueahh…here’s her insta she told me to come see you.”
and luckily for you he recognizes her shuffles her in as fast as possible. “iono how things work on figure 8 babydoll but you gotta be more careful over here.”
and oh my god…just that alone makes you wanna stay with him because hes shown more concern for you in the past 5 minutes than rafe has your entire relationship. so you’re crying and babbling trying to tell him whats going on but he cant understand a word coming out of your mouth.
he really is sweet though despite the rough introduction (for now). he calms you down with a joint and some water so you can really tell him why youre at his house in the cut at fucking 3am looking like versace barbie.
“i walked in and he’s just coked the fuck out fucking some bitch thats not me and i didnt know what to do! he was mean to me yea but i thought he at least wanted to be with me. and the worst part? she looked nothing like me at all…i dont even think im his type.”
jj just listens, rubbing his fingers over his lips in thought….rafe cameron gave up prime pussy like this for a quick fuck? he’s dumber than jj thought.
“dont worry babygirl, you can stay here as long as you need.”
you’re way too sprung on his “kindness” to see he clearly has ulterior motives but the next day when he goes with you to get your shit back from rafe all hell breaks loose 😭 rafe’s throwing shit at you, calling you everything but a child of god until jj very subtly flashes the gun in his waistband. shit settles down for now but the two of them know its not over.
doesnt matter though because jj treats you like the most precious thing in the world, doin his best to keep you outta his business because “theres certain things not meant for a ladys eyes” which seems better than rafe bc he always dragged you to barrys house but the alternative is literally him padlocking you in a room for a few hours? but u dont notice bc at most you’re a little bored
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