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chopshop-creationz · 2 years

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I did that "if I was ina slasher" thing, plus what to do if you were

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Jason:

Idk, stay off the camp grounds and you'll be fine I guess. If its 09 Jason we might have some trouble since he can run but then agian like I said before, Considering Jason is not the type to kill for absolutely no reason distracting him long enough to book it would be the key here.

Michael Myers:

Og mike is easy as long as you dont go into any one door rooms or places you'll easily be cornered. He wont run after you cus he just walks. Rz Mike .........welp I've lived a good life.. Ok for real though literally just never be in his line of site, dont even looks at him cus he'll still get you. I'd follow those rules and get to a public area quick (which wouldn't be available here :) )

Ghostface OG:

Other then block the number ;Lanky ass mofo, also trips a lot. Basically the opposite of MM, corner him and he cant run. Dont forget to bring a bigger knife, after all hes just using a dinky paring knife. I'd probably bully him on the phone before he even showed up and even if he did baseball bats are pretty good aginst intruders

Leather face (bubba Sawyer)

He also dosnt move very fast but if he does grab you your probably outta luck. Probably stay up areas like a tree like a mischievous cat. Personally I wouldn't even be in this shite but being short could make hiding a lot easier

Letherface (Thomas Hewett )

Idk I've never seen that one but hes very big so probably the same rules with RZ mike

Never be there in the first place

Billy Lenz

Idk really....like I guess dont say anything back on the phone? Not really sure what to say about the dude being in your attic the whole time just dont be a heavy sleeper. Being real I wouldn't have really cared about the phone calls, let him go on and then hang up lol. Once I'd figure he was hiding in my fuckin attic the whole time I'd answer agian to ask "did you see my boobs? >:v "hello sir?" "That's confidential material". After all my attic door is directly above my bedroom's door and I'd probably notice the tomfoolery goin on a lot quicker

Brahms Heelshire

Uhhhhhhhhhhh.......I guess do what the list says and follow the rules, I wouldn't be to botherd by some old couple asking me to watch their doll son (if I'm getting a good pay lol) about Brahms specifically, if we bein real , woulda figured that out pretty quickly "lol oops my worn PJs are missing? Haha who could have did that ? ;) haha "But no seriously, considering how he acts towards Gretta theres no real threat here? Well that is if he likes you and arnt some other dude up in the house without permission

The Sinclair brothers

Uhhh once again I dont know too much about them cus I've only seen clips from long ago. Vincent dosnt seem that hostile (exept for turning people into wax figures) Bo seems like a real peice of work though and I bet hes the real threat here. The little bro idk much about cus isnt he like at the very end for like 2 minutes?

#slasher fandom #michael myers #jason voorhees #tcm 1974 #bubba saywer #ghostface #brahms heelshire #billy lenz #sinclair brothers

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ariesbilly · 4 years

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if u have more thoughts about fp and archie both enlisting to run from something and/or attempt to make a better life for themselves my ears are open for business ... if u dont thats ok too

i JUST THINK its interesting that fp at 18 was staring down a life with the serpents, had a fucked up relationship with his dad (whichever version we’re going with...), wasnt going to college because maybe he was banking on a football scholarship he never got (and contrary to what the writers believe, you cant enlist without graduating high school unless you get your ged and we know damn well fp aint got that so...), he couldve also very well been at the beginning stages of his alcoholism but it was early enough that he thought he could get a handle on it, we can also talk about him using the army as some sort of practice in masculinity to try and combat his homosexual feelings for his best friend in a society that wouldnt accept them but maybe we can save that for later i dont know

and then you have archie who has been groomed by his teacher, manipulated by hiram, his dad dies, hes been to prison, got attacked by a bear, watched fred get shot watched fp get shot then there was whatever happened at thanksgiving and mary was there, is now cheating on his girlfriend cuz homeboy does not have a handle on his emotions after everything hes been through but also he is gay theres just a lot of confusion going on not unlike fp but again we dont have to get into that

and so instead of facing their problems, their solution is to leave riverdale because in their eyes, thats where all their problems are stemming from (and like are they wrong? no. nobody should be living that cursed town but maybe theres better ways to go about leaving than the military...)

i think fp left to make a better version of himself. i think thats what he was ultimately after. archie... i mean i cant say for sure i didnt watch the ep idk whats going on contextually but i dont get that same vibe from him. i think he just doesnt want to face his shit and is trying to bury it by running away

problem for the both of them is they come back to riverdale and its the same old shit. for fp, sure he came back to riverdale and was genuinely doing better for a time, but it wasnt long before he was falling back into his old ways because he never actually confronted his demons. all it took was one slip and he was back to self destructing. he just masked his shit for a while

how archie deals with coming back to riverdale if he actually ends up leaving remains to be seen but given just how this show is im sure tomfoolery with be afoot for him. but all that shit he went through .... thats not going away with a change of scenery and sure as shits gonna still be waiting for him when he comes back so.

now if they just have a group therapy session with gina torres for more than one hour i think they both could get to the root of their issues and really make some breakthroughs

#fp fundamentally is just fucked up like i cant imagine a timeline where he wouldve made it out ok #so he needs to deal with that #archie however wouldve been fine if all these fucked up things didnt happen to him #thats their key difference i think #but thats just my opinion #briana answers things #fredheads

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fan-dumb-trash · 5 years

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For your consideration: Remile Friends-to-Lovers featuring highschool theater shenanigans and self growth

Part Two Sis Part Three Part Four

Remy and Emile are friends, best friends in fact, but fate has a couple tricks up her sleeve to tear them apart, only to bring them back again.

This got longer than expected but theres more to the story after this oh yes indeed so buckle up cause part two is gonna be typed tomorrow when it isnt one in the morning so HERE YA GO @happiness-is-regret

Warnings: Divorce, parents fighting, mild panic attack, self depreciation, if there's more let me know!

So its seventh grade aka awkward central because puberty and acne and awkwardness and it's just awful all around and theres lil Remy who is NOT confident at all by anyone's standards

His parents argue a lot and he learned staying quiet is the best way not to get involved or yelled at in the crossfire so yeah

And then you got Emilie who kinda knows what's goin on but not really. He wears tie dye shirts and aviator glasses sometimes until he had to get actual frames over the summer but it was no big cause he was used to glasses anyways

But Emilie is wiser than the other kids and thinks cliques are stupid and he just loves cartoons and english okay stop teasing him for being a lil bit awkward okay STOp

But yeah he doesn't get friends easy and he tries to squirm in other friend groups but it doesn't feel right. Until Remy. Who is incredibly shy believe it or not! They have no classes together but somehow Remy mustered the courage to compliment Emilies pink hair and BOOM FRIENDSHIP

They eat lunch together. Some days it's in comfortable silence and other times its complaining about teachers or PE miles or this brat kid who vandalized a bathroom stall

And Remy starts warming up and realizing maybe the whole world isn't against him. Just because his home is a literal war zone doesn't mean being friends with Emile is doomed.

At the end of seventh grade the duos lunchtime friendship is going great! Emile is starting to get into cartoons and their convos are “OMG OKAY SO VOLTRON SEASON 2 IS OUT AND IM SCARED REMY I WANT TO CRY FOR MY SPACE CHILDREN ZARKON CAN YEET HIMSELF OFF A CLIFF AND-” “Woah their Em, slow it down sis”

As Remy gets more comfortable there is more teasing and nicknames and laughing but they dont hug and Emile isn't super affectionate but hugs are a thing for friends right???

One day on a weekend it's pretty bad for Remy at home. His parents are yelling and its loud and his breathings picking up and his eyes are shut and he's crying because is it his fault??? Why can't they stop stop stop STOP!

And he has to get out because he cant take it hearing they two people who he loves most fight with each other when they are supposed to love each other and his little brother Janus is sleeping thank god but he needs OUT right fucking now

So he hops out his window and runs. Two houses down and around the corner there's an open field that should probably have a house or a park but low income neighborhoods be like that sometimes ya know?

He runs in the field but then there's trees and a little path but wheres the end and the sun is setting now so he sits and looks at the sky and cries

Emile likes his peace and quiet. Hes and only child but his house gets cluttered with his parents (DOT AND LARRY FITE ME) and their thespian friends on the weekends especially around showtime and tec week so he walks in the field.

So when he comes across Remy he screeches and cusses and they're both apologizing and it's a mess but wait was Remy crying?!?!

So Emile is concerned and sits him back down and they talk. Remy says his parents are probably going to get a divorce and how they've been fighting and all that and Emile starts to understand why he's so sheltered

Remy's crying again so Emile asks “Hey, You can say no but can i hug you?” And Remy nods so they hug and they melt right into itm and they stay there for a while and watch the sunset.

From then on they are attached to the hip. Nothing can separate them. Emile invites Remy over for dinner and out to see his parents shows at the community theater and its fun! Remy kinda gets to be a kid and he has sas now! He sees its okay to be a bit absurd with Larry and how jokes are fine with Dot.

The boys are in the field again after dinner and Emile is talking about Dot and Larry, and Remy cant help but be envious. They're all so happy and perfect and he’ll never get that. He goes home and the glitter fades and he sleeps with music to drown out the shouting but its still there.

Remy says “I wish my parents were like yours. I wish I had that. It's not fucking fair Em”

Emile says “I wish I knew how to help… but I can't. All I can do is offer you a slice of normal and hope you aren't allergic” To which they both laugh. But the insecurity sticks. Remy wonders if he's just going to mess things up later or if him and Emile stop being friends what will happen

And it haunts him. Its summer and his parents get a divorce, but the yelling in person is replaced with battles in court and over text. He has to go to mediation a couple times and Emile is there the next day with icecream and steven universe

Emile starts to notice things. The way Remy's eyes are filled with fire as he banters with Larry or when he rants about things he's passionate about. The way he runs so fast in field like nothing can catch him not even the wind itself. The way his whole face glows when he laughs or how when it's silent with them and the sky, he closes his eyes and hums a song he doesn't know.

And he realizes he's in love and he's so scared because Remy doesn't need romance he needs stability. His world is crumbling and he needs his best friend. And Emilie hides it and surprises himself. Remy doesn't notice the way Emiles hugs last longer or the way he sighs as he walks away. He doesn't notice the stars. His mind is on other things. Remy doesn't have time to feel the same or explore feelings so he doesn't.

Eighth grade things go as normal. Emile is still hopelessly in love. Some nights he cries and some nights he thinks his feelings are finally gone. Some nights Remy sleeps over and they sneak into his moms room and but on stage makeup.

Emile almost kissed him when Remy made him a Jake and Finn card for his birthday. And it was hella cute and cheesy and had “love u babe” on the inside and “happy birthday, bitch” on it and it was classic.

But yeah he totally wasn't disappointed it wasn't Bubbline on the card what???

But then things just… stopped.

Remy stopped going to the field on weekends. He was busy when Emilie wanted to hang out. Em was worried at first that something was wrong at home and that he was lying until he saw Remy around at school with other kids. He was growing his hair out and had a leather jacket and when Emile said hi Remy smiled tight, nodded, and continued to talk to his new friends.

Then he noticed how they were the kids who liked sports or girls or always laughed loud in the cafeteria. He noticed how Remy's sass grew into straight up ego and how his confidence wasn't just with Emile it was with EVERYONE

People waved to him as he walked by. Everyone was “babe” “hun” “sweetie” and “sister” and Emilie felt less special.

And not Eighth Grade was nearly over and Emilie had lost his best friend to the rest of the world. Yes he was happy that Remy was confident and Yes he was happy he made new friends.

But back when Remy needed him, back when they dazzling smile was meant for him, back when the problems were so big you needed two people not just yourself- Emilie could hang on to Remy

But now that Remy didn't need him, he was left for trash. Emilie was heartbroken. He swore to himself he wouldn't let another boy break his heart to the point where cartoons couldn't even cheer him up. He cried when Ruby and Sapphire got married and when Bubbline kicked ass and he prayed for the day when he would have that.

Summer was torture and he never saw Remy in the field. Little did he know Remy was there, just in the trees or wandering at nights when his mom came home yelling and cussing. Emile thought the pain of the divorce was over when Remy was going to court once every 6 months and to family counseling weekly but did it help? No.

Highschool came and Remy climbed to social ladder. He hid the bags under his eyes with sunglasses and kept his pep and sass with starbucks coffee. Combat boots to make him taller.

And Emilie was still alone until Patton came along with Roman. They sat together and then Logan and Virgil joined. Sloane and Corbin who are juniors swung on by. Kai and Elliot would join them the next year and together they became the theatre troupe.

Emilie felt whole with this diverse group of many passions and interests and he couldn't help but smile more. He didn't feel so alone. But part of him still longed for that old friendship he has lost- but there was enough going on to forget it.

Emilie didn't notice Remy staring at him with his fiery eyes when his own friend group were so loud they didn't pay him mind. Remy started to see how the tie die pink haired boy grew up and moved his children with dignity and didn't take their tomfoolery. He saw how he would catch conflicts and mediate them. He saw his goofiness shine through all his actions. And he started to care for this new Emile, but also remember when it was just the two of them. New thoughts lead Remy to think it was him holding Emile back from this all along.

He began to think Emilie was better off without him dragging him down with his million problems. So he too began to embrace to noise and forget.

Next it was Sophomore year when the universe threw them back at each other...

#remy sanders #emilie picani #cartoon therapy #thomas sanders #ts virgil #virgil sanders #ts remy #sleep sanders #ts shorts #ts patton #patton sanders #remyxemile #sander sides #sander sides fic #cartoon therapy fic #remile bullet point fic #My writing #ray writes

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musicprincess655 · 7 years

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tagged by the lovely @harvestmoonpeoples let’s do this shit

3 things your followers don’t know about you [1] I’m a biology student with just a semester between me and my big girl degree. I graduate a semester early and then I’m heading off to grad school to study diseases

[2] I work in an office on campus where I write and manage social media, despite the fact that I don’t know how to use twitter

[3] I play a lot of instruments (violin, percussion, saxophone, flute, a bit of piano and a bit of baritone) but I can’t sing worth shit

Answer 10 questions and tag 10 amazing people!

[1] What’s the last movie you watched?

I think it was actually Moana. In theaters. I don’t watch movies a lot because I don’t usually have the patience to sit still and do the same thing for 2 hours.

[2] What was the last song you listened to?

Fallen Angel by Three Days Grace (fucking thanks Marie)

[3] What was the last show you watched?

Caught up on Boku no Hero Academia

[4] What was the last book you read?

Just finished Carry On by Rainbow Rowell and I really liked it!

[5] What was the last thing you ate?

Oh god I haven’t had food yet today thanks for reminding me but I got sushi last night.

[6] If you could be anywhere else, where would you be?

Literally I just want to get out of the south, but I kind of want to go visit the Rocky Mountains. I might be up for a program in Boulder CO and I really want to go.

[7] If you could pick a decade to travel back to, what would it be?

The 1920s. Sure I’ll enjoy the jazz and the general tomfoolery but what I actually want to do is punch Thomas Edison in his little bitch ass face. I have so much salt for this punk and he deserves to be curb stomped.

[8] If you win the lotto and millions of cash, what would be the first thing you’d do?

I could be free of student loan debt? But I’d probably travel more and donate to gofundmes more and like. Quietly send anonymous gifts to my friends.

[9] Which fictional character would you like to hang out with for the day?

Uhhh. Uhhh. You know what the Potterhead in me has never really died and I would still like to hang out with Hermione Granger

[10] What was the last fandom you joined?

I guess Bungou Stray Dogs was the last one I got into enough to maybe produce content? Stay tuned for that I guess I have plans

Favourites Tag:

[Place] The library [Person] Can’t pick one but members of the Collective [Colour] Tie between Cobalt Blue and Scarlet [Food] Cheese [Smell] That smell you get at the beginning of fall when everything is starting to cool down? That [Book] Still Harry Potter. I am loyal and nothing will ever top my experience of reading this [Movie] I don’t really have a consistent favorite. I guess the best movie I can think of right now is Atlantis? I should watch that again [Music artist] I don’t have favorite artists (I have favorite songs) but I guess right now I really like Pat Benetar [Genre of Music] *shrug emoji* [Genre of literature] I really like high fantasy [Day of the week] Friday [Social Media] tumblr [Thing to do when bored] Scroll through the internet whining about how bored I am until I stumble upon something to do [Celebrity] Ryan Reynolds [Website other than Tumblr] AO3 when the fandom is putting out the good shit (amen to this) [Drink] Sweet tea with lemonade [Animals] UHHHHHHHH (dogs) [Flower] Daylily WHICH I CANT EVEN HAVE BECAUSE I HAVE A CAT [TV show] Brooklyn 99 right now if we’re not counting anime, Haikyuu!! if we are [Fruit] Grape [Vegetable] Carrot [Store] Thrift shops? [Quote] “Some part of a mistake is always correct” - Savielly Tartakover [Boy’s name] Daniel [Girl’s name] Katerina [Ice cream flavour] Mint chocolate chip [Popcorn flavour] I just like it plain? With a little bit of butter and salt but mostly plain. [Season] Fall [Month of the year] October [Disney Princess] Belle [Insult] You vanilla fuck [YouTube channel] Daniel Howell (since he’s not danisnotonfire anymore) [Eye colour] Dark green [Language] Fuck man I hate all the languages. I speak both English and Spanish and I have been personally victimized by both. [Thing about yourself] I’m getting better at doing things I’m scared of like talking on the phone or going to places I’ve never been been before without someone to guide me and I’m proud of myself

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