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copperbadge · 9 months

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I don't know what's going on at my local library but apparently we got some capitalist pigs up in the media section on the first floor.

Investigating, turns out it's a financial planning service and probably the address is just listed wrong, because definitely Capitalist Pig Financial Planning does not have an office inside the Harold Washington Library. Their google profile also turned up this gem:

Not gonna lie if I ever need investment help I may give them a call.

[ID: Two images; top image is a Google Maps close-up of the ground floor of the Harold Washington Library in Chicago. A pin in the lower left corner of the library simply reads "Capitalist Pig". Second image is from the Q&A section of their google profile and reads "Q: Are the people here capitalist pigs." The response is "A: Yes, can confirm" followed by a handshake emoji and a high-five emoji.]

#chicago #library #tax prep #capitalist pigs

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banesberry-anomoly · 3 months

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Go insult cops, call that a pork roast

#gremlin ramblings #altoclef.exe #acab1312 #acab #1312 #fuck capitalism #capitalism? more like crapitalism #anti capitalism #anti capitalist #all cops are bastards #all cops are pigs #capitalist pigs

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medeas-chariot · 4 months

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It took just a few hours for the UK to call for a sustainable ceasefire. The reason? BP suspended their operations in the Red Sea because of the attacks by Yemen... it is always about money.

#capitalist pigs #yemen #palestine #free palestine

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coockie8 · 3 months

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Yeah if you need an entire board of doctors and advocates to tell the difference between two things, then the distinctions between said things are not "obvious". If they were, you'd be able to tell the difference on your own, regardless of your knowledge base, as that is sort of what "obvious" means :/

#''there's an obvious distinction between disabled people who need benefits and able-bodied people who are lazy''#''but we'd need a board of doctors and disability advocates to tell the difference between those two things''#yeah you might just be stupid and super ableist actually :/#like my lactose intolerance is *obvious*#regardless of my lack of a medical degree I don't need a doctor to tell me I can't tolerate dairy #I figured that out pretty quick when I get gassy and sick every time I drink milk #''lazy'' vs. disabled is simply not something you can tell visually #hell a non-insignificant chunk of *doctors* can't even fucking tell half the time #how about if someone doesn't wanna piss away their limited amount of time on Earth making someone else rich #we fucking let them just not do that?#capitalist pigs #people who don't understand how we'd be able to survive without money *baffle* me #how do you think we did it *before* money?#How do you think literally every other species on the planet survives without money?#any ''rules'' are made up #humans invented them and we can fucking un-invent them too #I may be a Communist #we're not gonna get into it

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pricklypear1997 · 1 year

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No, I won’t smile for you, you stupid ugly ass. Your mom should’ve aborted you, there’s too many of you. I’m not smiling for shit. It isn’t the fucking 1950s and milk doesn’t cost a quarter anymore. Fuck off, asshole. Fuck you, your mom, the service industry and this stupid shittard country more like CUNTry.

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defilerwyrm · 24 days

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Growth capitalism is a deranged fantasy for lunatics.

Year 1, your business makes a million dollars in profit. Great start!

Year 2, you make another million. Oh no! Your business is failing because you didn't make more than last year!

Okay, say year 2 you make $2 mil. Now you're profitable!

Then year 3 you make $3 mil. Oh no! Your business is failing! But wait, you made more money than last year right? Sure, but you didn't make ENOUGH more than last year so actually your business is actively tanking! Time to sell off shares and dismantle it for parts! You should have made $4 mil in profit to be profitable, you fool!

If you're not making more money every year by an ever-increasing exponent, the business is failing!

Absolute degenerate LUNACY

#eat the rich #fuck capitalism #capitalists make great mulch #they're a sustainable and eco-friendly source of pig feed and fertilizer #blog together queue alone

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keystore · 4 months

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If you drive a Tesla, I'm going out of my way to be a fucking menace to you on the road.

#capitalist pigs

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vampirecatboy · 9 months

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cbs execs i'm releasing hundreds of the meanest feral cats into your offices

#stuff and things #i just want to watch star treks without having to pay a subscription #capitalist pigs #i miss my blorbos

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shirkers2018dirsanditan · 1 year

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doing cultural relativism for a multibillion dollar industry is insane but also 🥺 guys the bangbros CEO is just trying to make ends meet 🥺 hes just a hardworking sex worker guys 🥺

#these dumb fucking stooges for these capitalist pigs man

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genericpuff · 8 months

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mike meyers really out here playing the hero, the villain, the henchman, and the twist villain all in one movie

modern hollywood wouldn't dare, the cowards

#also don't forget austin was a communist #way to show those capitalist pigs who's boss ey comrade #austin powers

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siderains · 11 months

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the fact that el*n m*sk hates magneto would make him soooo happy and satisfied :)))

#erik is the best character to ever exist i don’t make the rules #also states that yeah he is soo perfect and right #magneto #erik lehnsherr #max eisenhardt #x men #cherik #antisemitic capitalist exploitative pig racist pig dieee

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stressedjester · 25 days

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Phineas Welles is such a funny character he's just like "oh I'm just a feeble old scientist. I'm behind this impenetrable glass wall bc I'm so fragile and scared of being hurt 🥺🥺🥺" and then the Board comes to arrest him and he kills like 5 of their guys before they manage to haul him off

Obviously the glass was there to protect everyone else from him and not the other way around

#also him being like 'one thing before i get arrested 🥺🥺🥺 FUCK THE BOARD THEYRE CAPITALIST PIGS'#god i love him hes so silly and based #vinny rambles #phineas welles #the outer worlds

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violent-femmess · 10 months

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capitalism ruined the meaning of life by brainwashing people into thinking life has any meaning at all

we are born to live, as is everything on this planet and everything on every other planet, the planets themselves were formed purely to exist, because they have the capability to exist in this universe, no other reason.

Plants do not exist to give us oxygen or food or any resources at all, they exist because theyre meant to, they thrive in earths soil and grow purely because the environment allows it to, a seeds only purpose is to grow, and after that the only purpose is to live. the resources from plants are there to aid nature in its growth, to aid the lives of everything naturally on this earth. the same with animals, and the same can be applied to humans.

generosity is the only thing we need to survive, what one person lacks another has spare, a task one person cannot perform another can. we should all aim to give people as many useful things to them as we can, memories, resources, time.

money is a meaningless concept corrupted by greed and neglectful of compassion.

memories cannot be escaped, the one thing we will have for the (majority) of our lives, memories unite all of us, people, animals, plants. memories have no language, they exist within every sense and exist within the lack of senses. history is a mandatory subject based purely on memories and keeping memories alive. memories have more meaning than money ever will.

a million pounds makes you rich in greed.

a million memories makes you rich in experiences, in knowledge and in life.

we exist to live, and we remember the ones that have lived before us, and we will continue to remember the lives of others because the meaning of life is to live it, remember it and keep those memories alive.

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nando161mando · 10 months

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chynglvies · 4 months

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most of the mbti community has never met an actual ENTJ and it shows…

#entj #mbti #typology #there’s not nuance #inferior fi doesn’t mean you don’t feel emotions #i’m fighting for my life #te does not immediately make you a capitalist pig

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versacethotty · 2 months

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gaga lashings up and down my tl and dash for the past three days oh we cheered

#get that capitalist pig mwahaha!

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