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softestvirgil · 2 years ago
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Me: I'm asexual
Y'all: Okay
Me: VIRGIL AND LOGAN ARE SO HOT
Y'all: ?????????
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falsehood-and-deceit · a year ago
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Janus: If you had to choose between Roman and all the money i have in my pocket, which would you choose?
Virgil: Depends. How much money are we talking about?
Roman: Virgil????
Janus: Eleven cents
Virgil: Sold
Roman: VIRGIL????
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wooteena · 11 months ago
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rating mcyt-ers based on how much i would trust them to hold my drink:
eret: 11/10 feminist bi king. i trust him with not only my drink, but my entire being.
georgenotfound: 7/10 would trust him to hold it but i feel like he would forget it wasnt his or give it to dream
dream: 3/10 would take the drink from george and chug it
wilbur soot 10/10. hes untrustworthy, being the dirty crime boy but i have too much brainrot <3
tommyinnit 2/10 a minor and would most defiantly try drink it
jschlatt -1/10 NO TRUST he would do something to it or just give it away
sapnap 10/10 has said on stream that hed hold your drink. literally perfect drink holding material
skeppy 4/10 wouldnt drug me but would put like a dissolving agent in it as a ‘prank’
bbh 12/10 full trust. a father figure
technoblade 9/10 would find the most efficient way to kill anyone who comes near but the video explaining how he did it would take four months to come out. -1 point for being a tryhard </3
ph1lza 12/10 i suddenly have two dads.
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vanilla-rose-swirl · 3 years ago
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My brain: “I KNOW WHAT TO WRITE”
My heart: “I WANT TO WRITE”
My focus:
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falsehood-and-deceit · a year ago
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Roman: What do you need?
Janus: Advice.
Roman: That cape HAS to go! I’ve been wanting to say something for MONTHS.
Janus:
Roman: ...It’s not about the cape, is it?
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coldsaturn · 4 years ago
Top 5 andreil moments?
1. WHEN HE CARESSES NEIL’S BACK RIGHT AFTER STOPPING WYMACK FROM GOING OFF ON HIM RIGHT AFTER TELLING RIKO THAT HE DOESN’T SHARE LIKE NEIL IS HIS???? AND NEIL GETS GOOSEBUMPS AND I’M LIKE ???????? WHY IS THIS SO GAY ALREADY???? 2. “STAY AWAY FROM US” I CAN’T EVEN. ANDREW ANDREW PLEASE ANDREW YOU SAY THAT IT’S NOTHING BUT YOU CAN’T MAKE NOTHING WITH 2 SUBJECTS PLEASE ONTOLOGY DOESN’T WORK LIKE THAT PLEASE3. THE BUS SCENE. NO NOT THE KISS BEFORE THAT WHEN NEIL STARTS RAMBLING ABOUT THE CITIES HE WENT THROUGH AND ANDREW STAYS WITH HIS EYES RIGHT ON NEIL THE WHOLE TIME “He never once took his eyes off Neil’s face or looked like he was mentally tuning out of the conversation” MY BOY IS DRINKING EVERY SINGLE TRUE WORD FROM HIS CRUSH AND THEN ACTUALLY SHARES A BIT OF HIS PAST TOO I’M DONE THEY’RE THIS CLOSE TO ASK EACH OTHER’S FAVOURITE COLOUR I’M EMBARRASSED FOR THEM 4. the shower scene, obviously. like, obviously. 5. “There was a crash behind Nathaniel, the unmistakable sound of a body slamming into wood. He turned as Andrew forced his way into the room” THIS BOY WAS READY TO TEAR THE STADIUM DOWN BRICK BY BRICK AND THE MOMENT HE KNEW THAT NEIL WAS RIGHT THERE HE LITERALLY BULLDOZED IN I might have a tiny bit of kink for andrew breaking his poker face 
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pyroxenik · a year ago
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keep liking my posts and we're gonna end up like this 😳😳😳
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I love Kravitz because he’s somewhere in between a narc and chaotic at any moment. Every morning he wakes up and spins a roulette wheel to decide weather or not to be a problem that day. This man called Merle ugly TOO HIS FACE. Two people could meet him the same day and have wildly different perceptions of him. In the morning, he may give someone a lecture on table manners, but by the end of the day he stole a washing machine for no reason other than the owner gave him a weird look.
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toadandtails · a year ago
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SO IM WATCHING MIRACLE QUEEN UKRAINIAN DUB WITH CAPTIONS AND. BLESS THE CAPTION WRITER
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ironwoman359 · 3 years ago
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SHUT UP AND LET ME LOVE WRITERS MORE
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owlmylove · 7 years ago
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FRIENDLY FUCKIN’ REMINDER: WHAT WE CALL "THE TONY AWARDS" WAS ORIGINALLY "THE ANTOINETTE PERRY AWARD FOR EXCELLENCE IN THEATRE", NAMED AFTER THE CO-FOUNDER AND CHAIRWOMAN OF THE AMERICAN THEATRE WING.
THE AWARDS FOR ACTRESSES WERE ORIGINALLY SILVER COMPACTS, BUT SOMEONE DECIDED THIS WAS TOO EFFEMINATE AND SLAPPED THE COMPACT’S DESIGN IN THE MIDDLE OF OUR MODERN AWARD- THAT SPINNY SILVER MEDALLION WAS ORIGINALLY USED FOR CHECKING LIPSTICK.
ANOTHER REMINDER: I KNEW NONE OF THIS UNTIL TODAY. DON’T TOLERATE FEMALE ERASURE.
REMEMBER HER NAME.
ANTOINETTE FUCKING PERRY.
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So I’ve seen that we all think the Sides have a certain texting style, like Logan’s is very precise, Patton uses a lot of emojis, etc. 
But then this crossed my mind. What if Logan indeed sends texts with perfect grammar, perfect punctuation, but when someone sends something that makes him feel mad (for example), he just. keysmashes. Full caps lock and stuff. And then everything is back to normal. 
Example:
Logan: I am a bit busy right now, Patton. I am going to call you later.
Patton: aw, please don’t do that!
Patton: i’ve always asked you to call me patton! ;P
Logan: LKSJSKLDFJSDKDLD
Logan: Please, why was that necessary?
But not only when he’s mad, more like, in general, when he feels a lot of emotions (i realize that i am basically describing a huge part of tumblr lmao).
Another example:
Virgil: so you heard that tomorrow thomas is gonna do that astronomy course, right?
Logan: ALSKDJLASKDFJSLKDFJLSASLDFKJSA YESSSSS
Logan: I mean, no, I didn’t know that yet. Thank you for informing me.
Virgil: ...no problem dude
I just thought about this and it seems pretty in character to me, so I wanted to share it.
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hungry-red-panda · 2 years ago
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Patton, sitting in a room full of cats that Roman summoned: I grow stronger with more cats
Logan: PATTON YOU ARE ALLERGIC
Patton, holding back a sneeze: I GROW STRONGER WITH MORE CATS
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falsehood-and-deceit · a year ago
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Janus: What's it like to have your own kids?
Logan: Horrible. I never knew something could cry so much. It never stops.
Janus: Oh, well, the kid will grow out of it eventually, right?
Logan: Oh no, the kid's great. He hardly ever cries.
Janus: But I thought-
Patton, sobbing while holding Virgil: LOGAN, I LOVE HIM SO MUCH.
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