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SUMMON
EVERYTHING
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thattheater-kid · 2 months
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*Game night in the hotel*
Vaggie: I HATE YOU!
Angel: OH? WELL, NEXT TIME DON’T STEAL MY MONOPOLY!
Charlie: Angel, give Vaggie your 200 dollars, you landed on her property.
Angel: NO! SHE’S IN JAIL! I’M NOT GONNA GIVE MONEY TO A CRIMINAL!
Vaggie: That’s not how you PLAYYYYY!
Niffty: Husk, why is Vaggie screaming?
Husk: Shut the fuck up, Niffty. You don’t get to talk after stealing my last railroad!
Vaggie: I WISH I WAS NEVER BORN!
Charlie: ME TOO! YOU THINK I WANTED THIS
Niffty: AHHHHHH!
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NEW TAYLOR ALBUM IN A WEEK!!!!!!
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just-antithings · 3 months
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Proship propaganda💀
This person writes rape smut
This person wrote a rape smut fic about a creepypasta character that is a canon a pedo
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golvio · 7 months
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Still thinking about the stark contrast between the general grim, highly-restrained stoicism of TotK Ganondorf’s human form compared to the exaggerated, rapidly shifting moods of “Yippee! :D Whee!! :DD Wahoo!!! :DDD *does a cute little backflip*” and “YOU STOP RUINING MY FUN RIGHT NOW OR I WILL THROW A BIG DIVO TEMPER TANTRUM AND WRECK EVERYTHING!” of his Demon King form.
Guy’s pretty obviously repressed as hell, and I think that’s one of the reasons he always goes off the rails the second he gets a chance to step out of his ceremonial One Special Man role. However, the fact that what he’s repressing feels so…childish, even the violent parts…I’m wondering if the guy ever got the chance to be a child when he was actually little.
Maybe he got yelled at and punished for making simple inexperienced baby mistakes the way Zelda was because he was under similar pressure to Fix Everything and symbolically parent all his adult subjects/family members as a Symbol of Hope that could soothe their fears and anxieties on-demand. (Not to mention Buliara’s mom raised a bit of a red flag about authoritarian parenting styles being common in Gerudo military families). Only instead of just suppressing everything and standing perfectly still and quiet in public while floundering in private like Zelda did, he got extremely skilled at convincing the people around him he was the mature, unflappable, strong, comforting, and eternally available collective cultural father-figure who’d guide them out of the hard times they were trying to hammer him into.
Only…that wasn’t real personal development, only the illusion of development. He encased his true personality in the superficial shell of the sexy manly-man hero that everyone wanted him to be. The second he was able to emerge from that shell without anyone being able to punish him for it, that inner traumatized little jerk immediately started lashing out in revenge at the people who held him to such an impossible standard in an effort to finally feel in control of his own life. It’s like a former child star melting down upon entering adulthood after being denied agency and independence by the studio they’re contracted with and their financially profiting family for so long, only with magic and the forsaking of one’s own humanity involved.
That underlying theme of metamorphosis throughout the game, echoed in Kotlin’s “dream,” could’ve been capitalized on here. The people loved the shiny gold cocoon the weak, helpless larva formed, begging it to never emerge so they could enjoy its beauty forever. But he knows, he knows that if he never breaks open the shell encasing him, he’ll die before he ever gets the chance to unfurl his wings. The form they love is incomplete, shallow, temporary. He’ll die if he can’t discard it. He would rather be alive and horrible to behold than dead and perfect. The people will hate what emerges from their jewel, but in this new shape he can sting and bite back, so let them hate him.
But, also, just…could you imagine if we had a chance to meet The Cocoon and the people who worshipped it, saying how much they love their king while knowing absolutely nothing about him, only to find out he had his own “secret sanctuary” much like Zelda did? Somewhere we could glimpse the soft, hungry insect of his soul that yearned to break free? What we’d see in the pieces of his secret joys scattered around and the scratches of his notes would be something ugly, bitter, childishly self-centered, yes. But in there would also be real passion, real feeling, a real life desperate to finally live that would make the handsome shell brandishing a sword feel hollow, uncanny, and downright off-putting by comparison.
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twilleansparks · 8 months
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HUNTCEDA NATION!! LOOK AT THIS. LOOK AT HOW WE WERE ROBBED OFF ANOTHER FUCKING BLUSH *SCREAMS*
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flickrsticks · 25 days
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I had nostalgia— I'VE MADE A CONNECTION
I love these two so much, I can't believe it.
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IF STRANGE WORLD HAS A MILLION FANS IM ONE OF THEM
IF STRANGE WORLD HAS ONE HUNDRED FANS IM ONE OF THEM
IF STRANGE WORLD HAS ONE FAN IT IS ME
IF STRANGE WORLD HAS NO FANS I AM DEAD
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GO SEE IT
USUALLY I AM ALL FOR PIRACY BUT THIS IS A BOX OFFICE FLOP RIGHT NOW SO I AM BEGGING
BUY A TICKET. FEED THE MOUSE SO THE MOUSE SPITS OUT MORE OF WHAT WE WANT.
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HOPE YOU’RE ALL HAVING A GOOD BIG RUN!!
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veryluckyclovers · 5 months
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Hi! I hope this post finds you well, i really adore your style and was wondering how you get enough courage to post your art. I've been drawing since I was little and have such a hard time mustering up enough courage to post even "good" art I make let alone stuff that isnt perfect but has some charm
hello! thank you so much :)
this is what I will say. I posted my art on tumblr just to archive it and it gained traction out of luck (and thanks to tumblr's tagging system)
but this is what matters:
MAKE ART PLEASE. JUST POST IT ^_^ !!!
it simply does not matter if you think it is "good" or "bad". this time during society and the rise of AI, personal art is so important and means everything.
ignore the algorithm. ignore notes. ignore following.
just focus on art, what you love about it, and post it to archive and share it.
make your younger self happy, people will probably love your art. the algorithm is so random, it might just pick you up.
but you'll never know if you never try!!!!
the world needs more original art :+) 🫶 THIS IS YOUR SIGN TO DO IT hehehe 💗💗💗💗
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BAD THINGS BY D&D SPECIES
HUMANS: ONLY BIOLOGICAL LIFEFORM IN THE WORLD THAT ISN'T INNATELY MAGIC AND NGL IT FEELS TARGETED AT THIS POINT
ELVES: THAT ONE SHITTY TREE. SURE THEY LOVE NATURE BUT THAT SURE IS A SHITTY TREE OK. WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE THAT?
DWARVES: THERE'S ONE OLD GUY WITH A STAFF YELLING THAT THEY'RE DIGGING TOO DEEP LIKE THAT'S A THING
HALFLINGS: BREXIT
TEIFLINGS: SECRET UNACKNOWLEDGED LONGING FOR PREP FASHION
GNOMES: EXCESS WHIMSY LEAKED IN WATER SUPPLY CAUSING UNSEASONABLE SHENANIGANS IN THE FISH POPULATION
GOBLINS: THE UNSOLVED MYSTERY OF WHY EVERYTHING IS SOMEHOW ON FIRE ALL THE TIME
DROW: YOU'D BE SURPRISED AT HOW LITTLE REPRESENTATION THE COMMON PERSON HAS IN A POLITICAL SYSTEM BASED ENTIRELY AROUND EVIL GIRLBOSSES ATTACKING EACH OTHER WITH SPIDERS
ORCS: THAT ONE HORDE THAT KEEPS RUNNING AROUND RAIDING PEOPLE THAT THE ORCS SEE FROM THEIR UTOPIAN SPACE STATION. WHAT ASSHOLES. THAT'S WHY THEY THREW THEM OFF THE SPACE STATION
DRAGONS: ACTUALLY THE DRAGONS ARE DOING GREAT. THANKS FOR ASKING!
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thatabitcryptic · 2 years
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YOU’RE A LITTLE FREAK!!
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1uminax · 2 months
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so how we feelin bsd fans
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just-antithings · 2 months
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No comment, just disappointed in this person
🙄🙄🙄🙄
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golvio · 11 months
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Expression range comparison:
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"Hmph. (pleased)"
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"Hmph. (derogatory)"
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"Uh-ohhhhh~ Guess which naughty boy is about to get 🎶Yeeeeelled Aaaaaaaat~🎶"
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"YOU RUINED MY BIRTHDAY BASH!!!!!!!"
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dapg-otmebytheballs · 2 months
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dan gender video essay coming???
DAN GENDER NATURE OR NURTURE SISTER DANIEL AWAKENING VIDEO ESSAY CONFIRMED???
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