Tony: Hey, I helped with that avalanche too, you know.

Steve: You STARTED it.

Steve: If you change your mind, my door is always open.

Y/N: Well, feel free to shut it.

Steve: You know something? This is all your fault.

Tony: What is that, like the theme of this family? “When in doubt, blame Tony.”

Steve, talking to the avengers: And that concludes the battle plan. Buck, you’re up!

Bucky: Alright, time to see if you little shits were paying attention [Kahoot music starts playing]

Bucky: I want to be a caterpillar

Steve: Why??

Bucky: I mean, I eat a lot then sleep for a long time, then I wake up a little more beautiful than when I fell asleep.

Sam: But you’ll only have a lifespan of a week

Bucky: You’re only sweetening the deal

Sam: What’s your favourite horror movie?

Steve: IT

Nat: Saw

Bucky: Teletubbies

Steve: What’s a thot?

Peter: *sweats*

Peter: A thoughtful person

*Later*

Steve: Can you pass the salt?

Tony: Yeah, here you go.

Steve: Thanks, Tony, you’re such a thot!

Tony: *chokes*

The End of CA: TWS

Steve: He cares about me. He pulled me out of the lake. :D

Sam: Wasn’t he the reason you fell into the lake?

Steve:

Steve: I recognize what you have said but given that it was stupid, I elected to ignore it.

Steve: You bought a taco?

Sam: Yes.

Steve: From the truck that hit Bucky?!

Sam: Well me starving ain't gonna help him!

Sam:

Sam: Also they deserved a reward.

What really happened at the beginning of Captain America: FA

Bucky: I got us a double date. (Points towards two girls who are literally kissing)

Steve, done with life and just wants to fight: Which girl am I going with?

Bucky: Girl?

-A few moments later-

Bucky, whispering to the girls: So apparently Steve is a dumbass so I need one of you to be my date the other gets the dumbass.

Bucky, thinking: It appears I'm a good guy now. So no more overthrowing governments, no more tricking people with my semblance and attacking them and no more stealing.

Bucky: Alright, guys, what do you want me to do?

Steve: We need to overthrow the government, so you have to trick Tony again, attack him and steal his weapons

Bucky:

Bucky: I got you

Steve: I can’t believe you would do something this stupid.

Y/N: Steve, I think we all believe I can do something this stupid.

Sam: Steve would throw himself out of a window for you

Bucky, having flashbacks: Steve would throw himself out of a window for fun

[Steve and Bucky skimming rocks on a lake]

Steve: This is such a beautiful evening

Bucky, mumbling: Take that you fucking lake

steve rogers, about to yeet himself out a glass elevator: yea this TWO FOOT shield will break this 200m fall. sCieNCe

me, a physics student: sCieNCe

Second-Hand

Bucky: Oh God, Steve, I felt second-hand embarrassment from that.

Bucky: And I don't even have a second hand.

Bucky: I’m totally into dark humour

Steve: //turns the lights off// wanna hear a joke? ( ✧≖ ͜ʖ≖)

Steve: blah blah taxes blah blah liberty blah blah my back hurts

Peter: Okay Mr. Boomer sir

sometimes bucky speaks russian and makes steve confused.

bucky: я убью любого, кто посмеет ранить тебя.

steve: what?

bucky: i'm tired of you.

//

bucky: меня сбивает с толку то, что ты заставляешь меня чувствовать.

steve: you know i understood nothing.

bucky: not my problem.

//

bucky: мне приятна твоя забота, и я хочу заботиться о тебе в ответ.

steve: can you repeat?

bucky: you're a pain in my ass.

//

bucky: ты красивый.

steve: bucky, please!

bucky: oh, fuck off

plot twist: steve starts learning russian from nat without telling bucky.

bucky: мне кажется, я люблю тебя.

steve: i love you too, jerk.

*i kill anyone who dares to hurt you

**i'm confused by what you're making me feel

***i like your concern, and i want to take care of you too

****you're beautiful

i think i love you.

steve, narrator's voice *to sam*: i bequeath you the status of captain america and the status of bucky's boyfriend.