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incorrectquotesmcu · 3 days

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Y/N: You know what bothers me? Bats. Why can bats fly?

Yelena: Not again!

Y/N: No. Seriously, who gave them the right? They're mammals! Mammals walk on land, no exceptions.

Sam: Just wait until you hear about whales.

Y/N: What now?

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super-marvel-dc · 17 days

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Bucky: Who the fuck broke the toaster?

Y/N: It was Sam.

Steve: It was Sam.

Natasha: Sam broke it.

Sam:

Sam: ...yOU PROMISED-

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gfmaximoff · 8 months

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Y/N: *tapping fingers on table*

Natasha: *taps fingers back furiously*

Wanda: …What’s going on?

Steve: Morse code. They’re talking.

Natasha: -. --- / ..- .-. / - .... . / -.-. ..- - . ... -

Y/N: *slams hands on the table* YOU TAKE THAT BACK

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rxmqnova · 3 months

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*Avengers meeting*

Tony: Y/N is late again.

Steve: How did this happen? I called her at 8 o'clock this morning and pretended it was 11.

Clint: I printed up a fake schedule for her saying we were starting at 9 instead of noon.

Natasha: I set her clock to say PM when it's really AM.

Wanda: Oh boy. We may have overdone it.

*Y/N bursts through the door*

Y/N: WHAT TIME IS IT?

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esmerxyaugusta · 3 months

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nat: i swear you need some hobbies.

y/n: i do have hobbies! and they are sleeping, murder, kidnapping, murder and kidnapping!

nat: ...

y/n: and also swearing!

steve: LANGUAGE!

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romanoffshouse · 4 months

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[While decorating the Christmas tree]

Steve: Why is everybody using these tiny little lights nowadays? I remember when people used to use big lights.

Natasha: That's a good story, Grandpa.

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incorrect-marvel-because-why-not · 2 months

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Natasha: I spy with my little eye something that begins with the letter “s”.

Sam: looks over at Steve and Bucky

Sam: Is it “sexual tension”?

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marvelflame2010 · 1 year

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Steve and Y/n driving to the safe house after a mission

Y/n: Did you know that this jacket was the first thing I brought after escaping HYDRA?

Steve: Oh yeah, kid?

Y/n: Mhmm

Steve: What is that, an Army Surplus with sleeves?

Y/n: Ok, it has a lot of pockets! But I added my own modifications to it to fit my style.

Steve: ... I like your jacket

Y/n: I knew it, I knew you did, it’s so cool right?

Steve: It’s cool

Y/n: And you can fit so much stuff in it. You wouldn’t even know!

Y/n: *now happy and proud about her jacket*

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lalixlizzie · 5 months

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Natasha: Steve, I was wondering if we could have a little chat.

Steve: You want me to go home.

Natasha: No. No, it’s the opposite of that.

Steve: I want you to go home?

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headcanonthings · 1 year

Conversation

Bucky: *Sneaking out of Clint's room*

Sam: *Sneaking out of Steve's room*

Bucky and Sam: *Freeze and stare at each other*

Sam: What are you doing?

Bucky: What are YOU doing?

Sam: That’s Clint's room

Bucky: That’s Steve's room

Maria: *Sneaking out of Natasha's room and freezes when she sees Bucky and Sam staring at her*

Maria, Bucky, and Sam: *All awkwardly staring at each other*

Maria: …You never saw me. I never saw you.

Bucky and Sam: Agreed.

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incorrectquotesmcu · 14 hours

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Y/N: Uh, Yelena? Kate is in the pool and I don't think she's waterproof.

Yelena: What?

Sam: I think they meant, Kate is drowning.

Yelena: WHAT?!

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igotanidea · 1 year

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Avengers & co. incorrect quotes

y/n: since I;m new to this, what do you guys would say is the trait of a hero?

Steve: Impeccable character.

Tony (mutters in a way no one hears) : And probably language.

Steve: I'm sorry, do you have a problem, Stark?

(starting to argue)

Clint: This is gonna turn into a fight. I'm bringing snacks.

Natasha : Barton!

Clint: What? Aren't you ejoying this as much as I do?

Natasha: Usually I am the one asking questions and it;s dangerous to play games with me.

(start discussion)

y/n: Um, gyus....

Thor: do not worry miss y/n. I'll answer the question. A hero must be at balance and in harmony with inner self....

Loki(appearing out of nowhere) : Brother.

Thor (in tears) : I though you were dead .....

(sappy reunion)

Bruce : ......

y/n: ............

Bruce : always work alone, y/n. Always work alone......

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gfmaximoff · 9 months

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Y/N: Natasha has no survival skills, her need to win has replaced them.

Steve: That can’t be true!

Y/N: Watch this.

Y/N: Hey Nat, race you to the bottom of the stairs!

Natasha: *throws herself out of the window*

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ittoehurt · 8 months

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im still mentally 13 but with bigger tits

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the-romanogers-revival · 8 months

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Steve: I'm worried about you, Nat.

Natasha: *Dunking a cookie into her whiskey* Why?

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romanoffshouse · 5 months

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Natasha: Where's Steve?

Bucky: HE'S NOT MY BOYFRIEND!

Natasha: ...I never said he was.

Bucky: Oh. Haha, awkward.

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