If I were a cereal I might be Captain Crunch and berries. Not the original some prefer, but the added colorful fruity flavor some adore more (like myself). The ones who persevere through the rough edges will find me worth it and delicious.
But my brother actually was Captain to a lot of ppl, sooo maybe somethin else.
I could be Honey Bunches of Oats! Sweet (healthier too) and the tough clusters of country girl oats hide my damn good flavorful self!
jokes on you cap'n i don’t like the cronch!! 😗
Captain Obvious, Captain Underpants, and Captain America are triplets born on the Fourth of July. Their father is Captain Crunch.
Thank you, good night.
So I just now found out that the cap'n'crunch captain mascot dude has an actual name…..
And of course my brain went straight to the Hamel blacksmith and now I have no idea what to do with myself or my existence.
March mornings ☀️
Cummytize me Daddy!
Lmao y’all ever take a deep breath and your back and ribs crack like you’re adding milk to a bowl of rice crispies? Yeah…