Captain Puffy for @dsmpdrawthecastcollab! :D
Listen. you accidentally log onto the wrong server, okay? This is the setup of a great joke-- you've logged onto the wrong server and you don't know how to get back. Fortunately, there is a man with sunglasses and a red cape there, and he greets you cordially and helpfully sends directions to the admin so you can go to the correct world. He is cheerily ignoring the fact that behind him, there is a guy who looks like he may or may not be a demon. There is a sheep hybrid and guy that is way too obsessed with fire that are antagonizing said demon. There's a creeper there with redstone staining his fur laughing at the spectacle.
Somewhere beyond them, theres a guy handling a lot of tnt with a manic grin on his face. he's blond, wears a lot of red, and has wings. You see his ridiculously tall friend anxiously try to talk him out of whatever prank he's planning (he looks like he's failing.)
Moving away from the explosion-waiting-to-happen, you spot a guy off to the side who talking about politics and government with a scary-looking girl with a lighter in her hand. You feel intimidated by them, and move along.
There's a girl with flowers in her hair tending to her garden. She looks up and waves at you cheerfully. You cautiously wave back. It's perhaps the most normal interaction you've had since entering.
A bit farther down, there's a guy sleeping off by the side of the road, for some reason. You have no idea how he's comfortable sleeping like that, or why he's not sleeping in a shelter, but he's dozing so soundly you don't even know if you could wake him up. He snores like a cartoon character.
Further on, you meet a man with a noticeable scar on his face who tries to charm you out of all your money. You leave him with barely two diamonds to your name. You don't even know what you bought from him. Some sort of contract? Anyways, the scarred man told you that the admin of the server always covers his face and has a really scary counterpart, like an evil twin type of guy, who really likes messing with people. You resolve to stay out of that guy's way.
Finally, you find the admin. He's friendly enough, though you do find the way he's covering his face slightly unnerving. He helps you relocate your home server, and he sends you on your merry way through the code to your house. You're home,and everything is fine and dandy. But there is one question:
WHICH. FUCKING. SERVER. WAS THAT.
All Hand on deck! A pirate themed episode!!
Actual dsmp lore bits that I don't think we talk about much
- Sally was never retconned, it's been two years and STILL it is canon that c!Wilbur fucked a fish and somehow Fundy was born
- c!Sapnap is c!BBH's son
- c!Dream has a hidden bunker under c!Tommy's old hillside base (which is honestly creepy as fuck–)
- It is also apparently canon that c!Wilbur reproduces asexually and birthed c!Fundy from his toe (don't ask–)
- c!Tommy just wanted the Egg to tell c!BBH to swear
- c!Tommy made his own therapy business once and I don't remember how it went tbh but I'm guessing not well
- c!Fundy is canonically trans (although that might've been retconned idk– I hope not though–) (update: yes it was retconned)
- cc!Purpled was late to the L'Manburg duel stream because he was out eating a burrito and everyone started streaming "War!" but traffic caused him and his (brother? sibling? Idk whoever drove Purpled to the burrito place) to get home late
- people in cc!Jack's chat called him Jack L'Manifold in his first dsmp or first L'manburg stream which is an epic pun
- mexican dream's ghost is just in a cursed class by himself. I remember watching that stream after a driver's ed zoom meeting at my aunt's house and being like "what the fuck what is going on"
- c!Puffy sued c!Jack for hotel ownership (Puffy being on Tommy's side, but of course now the hotel got fUCKING BLOWN UP– WHY MUST EVERYTHING ON THIS SERVER GET BLOWN UP HHHH)
– c!Sapnap was addicted to blaze powder and was actually one of the drug van's best customers
- DreamXD is a huge c!George simp
- apparently the warrior cats books exist in lore like HOW DOES THAT WORK?? if it's referring to c!Antfrost or cc!Antfrost then I get it but STILL WHAT
dw guys our old dream smp posts being shown on puffy's stream had a fulfilling purpose