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tuttifuckinfruttifriday27 days ago
All slashers with a S/O who counts on their fingers:
For @iloveslasher ;) since asked! idk when I鈥檒l open my requests (inbox)
Warnings: teasing, some cuteness, lots of confusion, referring to Pennywise as 鈥渢hey鈥, ooc Doom Head
I鈥檒l probably forget some since I鈥檝e got lots on my list :,)
It鈥檚 the longest thing I鈥檝e ever written!
I鈥檓 SO, SO sorry it took me so long D:
Sorry if I made some mistakes or missed some things!
Michael Myers
He probably doesn鈥檛 even see it at first, not until he sees you at the table with a sheet full of your month expenses and your fingers moving up and down while you look down at the scribbled numbers.
If he cares, he sure doesn鈥檛 show it. He鈥檒l just look at you from the doorway and maybe tilt his head before walking away. If you do that again though, he鈥檒l stare at you and wait until you notice him before he walks over and finally understands that you鈥檙e just counting, which makes him almost facepalm.
I don鈥檛 think he ever did it, and he never will.
Jason Voorheese
The first time he鈥檒l see you counting will probably make him smile as you鈥檙e looking at the ceiling, your lips moving a little as you put your fingers up then back down.
He did that when he was a kid and still does it sometimes, but only rarely though! So he understands how it can help you and will only smile whenever he sees you doing that. He finds it so cute coming from you! He鈥檚 happy he isn鈥檛 the only one who did and does that.
He鈥檒l be less self conscious to do that because you do it.
Charles Lee Ray/Chucky
He鈥檒l laugh when he sees you focused on something and moving your fingers, a shit-eating grin on his face. 鈥淲hat tf are you doing?鈥
If he startles you he鈥檒l laugh even more as you try to explain it helps you counting. He鈥檒l then tease you about it, seeming like a big meany, when he鈥榮 just really curious ,even if he would never dare admit it.
When you see him at the kitchen table trying to count while moving his fingers, don鈥檛 tell him you saw. He鈥檚 got too much pride to be caught doing something so 鈥渟tupid鈥 like he told you when he saw you at first.
Tiffany Valentine
You鈥檒l probably laugh at how big her smile will become when she sees you. She鈥檒l probably squeal like a fangirl too.
What can she say? It鈥檚 so cute! So whenever she sees you, she鈥檒l hug you from behind and if she sees that you lost your count, she鈥檒l feel guilty and help you count back, trying the trick with her fingers.
If we鈥檙e talking about your concentrated face as you do that, oh boyy.. She will stare at you with a smile on her face, but will look away when you鈥檙e about to catch her. She鈥檒l try it behind your back one time, but won鈥檛 really do it after.
Brahms Heelshire
He鈥檚 really happy when he sees you doing it. You count on your fingers?! He does that too!
He鈥檒l help you if you need some help and will compliment you and tell you about how you鈥檙e twinsies for doing that.
Everything you do is cute (y/n)... So be prepared for him to be amazed by your cuteness, even if like I said multiples times earlier, he does that too.
He鈥檚 pretty childish though, so he might tease you when he鈥檚 feeling like it. Don鈥檛 hesitate to tell him if he offends you or if he鈥檚 being a brat, he鈥檒l immediately stop.
If you鈥檙e too concentrated, he WILL try to make you pay more attention to him.
Freddy Krueger
Wanna talk about teasing? He鈥檚 going to tease the HELL out of you when he sees you. He鈥檒l act confused, even a little disgusted as he call out your childish behaviour, but it鈥檚 all obviously a big joke to him.
If you鈥檙e offended, he鈥檒l just laugh in your face and roll his eyes, smirking if you frown or become mad at him.
He鈥檒l be so smug as he looks at you deep in thoughts, your fingers moving as you try to keep count of whatever you鈥檙e counting, before he scares the bejesus outta you.
He鈥檒l probably try it once and like it, which will result in him doing it without you noticing.
Thomas Hewitt
If he comes up and sees you sitting at the table, your fingers moving up and down as you鈥檙e trying to count whatever you鈥檙e counting, he鈥檒l be curious.
He knows you鈥檙e counting, he just didn鈥檛 thought you would do it like that! When he was younger, he used to do that to help himself too.
He鈥檒l probably sit and watch you for some time, a small smile on his face. If he distracts you, he鈥檒l feel so sorry! He鈥檒l fidget and probably get up to get back down, but if you stop him he鈥檒l stay reluctantly.
Bubba Sawyer
What?? What are you doing??
He鈥檚 clueless at first and only watches, his eyes following the movement of your fingers before they stray to your concentrated face as he tries to be quiet.
Lots of happy noises and cute babbles when you tell him it鈥檚 to help you count. He never really had to count, but he did it sometimes too! He definitely will always do that now<3
If his brothers make fun of it, he won鈥檛 hesitate to let them know his mind with the threat of a hammer.
Nubbins Sawyer (since I count him as a slasher)
When he sees you, he鈥檒l tilt his head and come closer, sitting beside you and trying to keep silent to not make you loose your counting.
He can take the guess that you鈥檙e counting, he probably knows it, but he finds it cute that you do it with your fingers.
He鈥檒l probably goofs about it, doing the same as you do whenever he needs to count, even if it鈥檚 to count to three.
Prepare yourself for some camera flashes! He will shamelessly try to capture you in pictures and put them on his wall, and he鈥檒l talk about it like it鈥檚 normal if you ask him hehe
Chop Top Sawyer
He鈥檚 like his twin, but even more goofier.
But he鈥檚 a nuisance too.
When he sees you counting, he won鈥檛 even think about it and make you loose your count, then he will apologies and try to hug you even if you don鈥檛 want to. He feels bad!
Definitely trying, though. More to make you laugh and joke than to really count <3
ChromeSkull/Jesse Cromeans
It couldn鈥檛 be funnier to see his massive frame stop in the doorway, his eyes fixated on your smaller form as you鈥檙e trying to count something. He鈥檒l only stare at you, like Michael, but will probably go see what you鈥檙e doing.
Whenever you do that, he鈥檚 going to tease you to hell and back, but it鈥檚 only because he finds you really cute!
His smoll S/O is counting on their fingers! Aww!
It鈥檚 only playfully though, he doesn鈥檛 (kinda does) wants to be mean or anything.
He doesn鈥檛 do that, but doesn鈥檛 have anything against it so he鈥檒l try.
The Collector/Asa Emory
Oh... Okay?
He鈥檚 probably the one that acts the most normal about it at first. Like, you do you.
He sure will find it childish and a little bit funny, but he won鈥檛 say anything about it.
After that, there鈥檚 two ways it can go, one: he can go in with his day and just forget about it or two: he can just stare and silently wonder how cute it is you鈥檙e doing that.
He doesn鈥檛 do it, but he might try ONE time, feeling like it鈥檚 kind of ridiculous.
Pin Head
He won鈥檛 see you and won鈥檛 say anything about it鈥 Or maybe he will, you never know what this guy will say or sees.
He鈥檒l probably lift one of his non existent brows and will go away, leaving you to count. If you see him, he鈥檒l maybe say something or like I said just go away without a word.
He doesn鈥檛 have time for this, so he probably won鈥檛 try.
Doom Head
As soon as his eyes land on you, a grin will escape him.
He鈥檒l definitely distract you, chuckling if you become mad. But he鈥檒l tickle you to make you forget about it! Even if you鈥檙e not ticklish.
He might cuddle for some time with you if you鈥檙e mad enough, reluctantly as he would seem grumpy.
He won鈥檛 try, but he鈥檚 got nothing against watching you.
Carry White(NEW!)
She鈥檒l be the normal one probably, smiling if she sees you at first.
She鈥檒l let you do it, and might even try it if you feel insecure about that^^
Scratch that, she WILL do it.
She鈥檚 SO nice about it too馃ズ!
A deep chuckle will escape him when he sees you sitting, your fingers moving as you look deep in thoughts. He might even try to capture this moment with a little sketch!
He鈥檒l look at you lovingly as you pout your lips as they move, your brows furrowing as you finish counting.
If you鈥檙e not finished and you see him, he鈥檒l only shake his head and murmur a 鈥渄on鈥檛 mind me鈥 with one of his charming smiles.
He鈥檒l try counting on his fingers if it makes you happy!
The Creeper
Super confused at first, until he hears you mumbling some numbers.
After that, he finds it really cute like most of the slashers <3 he鈥檒l definitely tease you about it with some purrs in between, just to make you loose what you were counting and pay attention to him. He might feel a little left out if you take too long.
You want some help? He鈥檒l just pop up randomly and start counting with you, a little smirk as he counts on his fingers too.
Jig Saw/John Kramer
He鈥檒l chuckle at first, seeing you so concentrated with your back to him.
He鈥檒l watch you for some time, but he鈥檒l sit beside you and probably will help you if you need some help.
He鈥檚 got nothing against trying, if it makes you happy<3
Amanda Young
She鈥檒l just smile when sees you, walking back towards what she鈥檚 doing if she鈥檚 doing anything. If not, she鈥檒l just watch you and wait for you to finish.
She鈥檒l make some comments here and then, but she isn鈥檛 mean about it.
Probably tries!
Mark Hoffman
Okay, first thing... why can鈥檛 you use the calculator before you?
Well, he鈥檒l smile tho when he sees you so concentrated bit won鈥檛 bother you. He鈥檒l make some small comments that you probably won鈥檛 put together, but he won鈥檛 say much about it.
He won鈥檛 try, maybe just one tiny time.
Billy will be more chill about it, but Stu will try not to giggle to loud as he stops him in the doorway, his hands on his face.
It鈥檚 cute! It reminds him too much of a kid<3 you鈥檙e precious
The two of them will laugh/chuckle when they see you鈥檝e caught them, but they won鈥檛 look away and Stu will even ask if you need some help!
They will both try, but Billy prefers sticking to paper.
Norman Bates
He鈥檒l be kind of confused for 1 second, just to realize when he hears your small mutters.
鈥淥-Oh! You鈥檙e counting? Let me help you!-鈥
Even if you tell him you don鈥檛 need help, he鈥檒l insist and you two will probably be counting on your fingers, even if he prefers paper. His mother might say it鈥檚 too childish, but he won鈥檛 even care.
He鈥檒l try it, but only when he鈥檚 with you.
Otis Driftwood
He鈥檒l be hella confused, maybe chuckle a bit.
鈥淵ou back in kindergarten or something?鈥
If you鈥檙e downstairs and Baby is near, she鈥檒l smack the back of his head and send him a little glare.
Immediately feels bad if he sees you slouching! He鈥檒l give you a head pat or a hug, trying to not seem too lovey-dovey.
When you鈥檙e alone together, he鈥檒l probably tell you he didn鈥檛 mean it in a bad way.
He won鈥檛 really try it, except if you really want him to,
Captain Spaulding
Of course he鈥檒l probably laugh at first when he sees you.
鈥淲hat the hell are you doing?鈥
If he scares you, he鈥檒l feel a little bad and ask the same thing, a small smile on his face.
When you tell him, he鈥檒l laugh like it a joke, but stops once he sees you aren鈥檛 laughing.
Why... Why are you counting like that?? How can that help you??
He鈥檚 confused, but he鈥檒l still smile and joke a lot about it if he sees he made you sad or feel insecure.
He鈥檒l definitely try!
Vincent Sinclair
He acts pretty normal about it, if as-soon as-he-sees-you-he-tries-to-capture-the-moment counts as normal. But if somewhere throughout your relationship you鈥檝e made comments about him not taking moments out of sketches, he鈥檒l just stare in awe.
He sure does find it kind of funny tho!
He鈥檒l look at you and smile softly behind his mask, blushing madly and turning away if he sees you鈥檝e caught him.
He鈥檚 the first to try it, but he鈥檒l do shyly<3
Bo Sinclair
When he sees you, he鈥檒l do some jokes about it and tease you, because we all know that he鈥檚 the Queen of teasing (馃槀)
But seriously tho, it鈥檚 just because he finds you really cute. Like, who does that anymore?? He did that when he was a kid!
He鈥檒l tell you it鈥檚 childish and all, but you might catch him trying to count on his fingers at the end of the day
Jack Torrance
That鈥檚 cute! He鈥檒l definitely smirk each time he sees you doing that.
He鈥檒l act goofy about it... But it鈥檚 just to hide the fact that Danny did that.
If you ever tell him that because you see through him, he鈥檒l probably just frown or have a full breakdown while hugging you tight. Just don鈥檛 talk about that when he鈥檚 finished...
He might try, but probably only to be funny.
Art The Clown
He obviously won鈥檛 say anything about it and watch you, mimicking you for fun and grinning as soon as you see him.
If he鈥檚 in the mood, he might sit beside you and count on his fingers too, for what? We鈥檒l never know.
He acts like it鈥檚 one of the cutest things, you might even see him framing his face with his hands, or maybe you won鈥檛 if he wants to be sneaky.
Is it a question? He鈥檒l definitely do that now!
What are you doing, human?
IT will be the only one who doesn鈥檛 understand one bit, having no idea what tf you would do that for.
They will just tilt their head, maybe try it^^
But they鈥檙e definitely the one who made fun of you for it, kinda playfully
Leslie Vernon
He鈥檒l stop what he鈥檚 doing just to watch you, a smile on his face. But when you鈥檒l look towards him, you鈥檒l see him looking at his things like nothing happened 馃憖
He鈥檚 so sneaky about it you won鈥檛 even notice each time he鈥檚 looking at you.
It might slip sometime later tho, he鈥檒l tell you with a big goofy smile before acting shocked and smirking at your face.
He鈥檒l try!
This guy will smirk about it, probably will scare you with a little magic too.
If you loose your count, he鈥檒l have it counted in one second, so please try not kill him 馃槀
He honestly finds it really cute, not that he would say it (except if you鈥檙e cuddling he might hehe)
He鈥檚 got nothing against trying it, but he鈥檒l probably be really confused.
The Moaner/Billy Lenz
He does it mostly all the time, but he鈥檒l still tilt his head when he sees you sitting peacefully, a piece of papier and a pencil before you as you鈥檙e concentrated on counting.
If he鈥檚 feeling it today, he might just sit and stare at you, or he鈥檒l mumble some filthy words under his breath as he bounces his leg, random impatience going through him.
If you see him and try to tell him he鈥檚 distracting you, then he鈥檒l be even more of a nuisance
Or he鈥檒l simply just walk away with a blank face, so please consider your options carefully, because that鈥檚 not a good sign.
You should probably pay attention to him if you don鈥檛 want something in the house broken tho, what do you need counting for anyway?
The Man(Hush)
He finds it funny at first, but he鈥檒l still watch you silently, he might even scare you, like he鈥檒l just sneak and jump before you to make you loose your count
He鈥檒l have a good laugh, but after that he鈥檒l apologies and give you kisses before he sits down and continue to watch you. He won鈥檛 do anything after that until you鈥檙e finished.
He鈥檒l try! He鈥檒l say he feels silly, but he just finds it cute hehe
Mayor Buckman
Aww! Cute^
As soon as he sees you, he鈥檒l stop what he鈥檚 doing and a smile will appear on his face as he watches you so focused in what you鈥檙e doing. When he鈥檒l ask you why, his smile becomes bigger and a chuckle might escape him.
He鈥檒l let you do it, might even try it^^ but he鈥檒l insist that you ask him for help whenever you want to count, because he doesn鈥檛 want you to take too long.
Herbert West(Dk if he鈥檚 a slasher but hehe)
He probably never saw it since he鈥檚 so into his work, but he鈥檒l frown when he sees you.
What are you doing? It鈥檚 so childish!
Personally, he鈥檚 got nothing against counting on your fingers, but he鈥檒l still wonder why?? Why can鈥檛 you just use your head??
He鈥檒l be confused even if you say it helps you.
He won鈥檛 try.
Patrick Bateman
He might just stare at you blankly or make a 鈥渟upposed to be funny鈥 comment about it, even though he finds it kinda.. cute
He鈥檚 got other things to do, but if you ask him, because he won鈥檛 do it if you don鈥檛, he might try counting on his fingers, or maybe he鈥檒l just say an excuse because he don鈥檛 want to.
But other than that, yes he might try, just might.
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brokehorrorfana month ago
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Loudmouth Threads has released a House of 1000 Corpses design by Blake Austin on T-shirts ($18), tank tops ($20), sweatshirts ($30), and 9x12 prints ($13).
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Stills from the lost episodes "Scooby-Doo and the Creepy Clown Caper" & "Lemarchand's Box Lunacy", commissioned for a private collector.
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tuttifuckingfruitiea month ago
Based on The Devil鈥檚 Rejects: canon and alternative portrayal of Captain Spaulding. Triggers ahead. Crossovers welcome. 21+
鈥淚f you're gonna start the killing, you best start it right here. Make sure I'm all the way dead, because I'll come back and make you my bitch!鈥
鈥 Writer of @divinekindred writing group
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Trick or Treat Studios has revealed its first 5" scale action figure: Captain Spaulding from House of 1000 Corpses. Estimated to ship on October 1, it's available to pre-order for $19.99.
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