#captainlordauditor

[msfcatlover]

trick or treat!

(Trick or treat ask game is still open!)

How about a snippet of Talon!Jason?

The Talon points to Jason’s bright, smiling face. “…if he came back, like me. Monstrous and blood soaked. Killing countless people, because they told him to. It would be a trick. Everyone would know it was a trick. It wouldn’t be him, it would be an imposter, and you would be incensed that they insulted his memory like that. You’d never trust him.” It’s the most Dick’s actually heard the Talon say in a single sitting. “He’d still be dead, and it would hurt you. I won’t do that to them. Let me stay dead.” “It’s your call,” Dick tells him, feeling his own heart ripped in two. The Talon nods. “Let me stay dead,” he repeats, and picks up the nearest packed box with only a single glance at the pictures on the wall.

#Talon!Jason #Talon!jay #Talon!jason todd #Talon jason #Talon Jason todd #Talon Jay #questions #captainlordauditor #My writing #mine #jason todd #dick grayson #batfam #batfamily #bat fam #bat family #batbros #bat brothers #batkids #batsiblings #bat bros #batbrothers #Bat kids #bat siblings

[marzipanandminutiae]

Edith, 8, 9, 20

8. Your favorite outfit of them

I have two. The main one is her Park Outfit:

But the other is her Buffalo Robe/Nightgown set, because it looks SO cozy. I can't even find a good picture of it- it's that olive-y velvet robe with the coral piping she wears at home before going to the ball. God that looks so comfortable. I want it in forest-green with gray piping.

9. your least favorite outfit of them

The Heartbreak Dress, as the designer called it:

I don't like the ruffles at the shoulders or the way the color blends with her skin and hair tones. But the belt and the collar embroidery are cool!

20. A weird headcanon

Edith's perfume of choice is Jicky, by Guerlain (aka one the oldest continuously produced branded perfumes in the world). It came out in 1889, and while I've never smelled it, I'm told it's a spicy, musky, citrus-y sort of scent- I don't see her being a florals girl, so that seems to fit her.

#ask #edith cushing #character asks #ask meme #ask game #captainlordauditor

[oifaaa]

Really important question do they fight over who Bruce gets to call Mom and Dad, does Bruce call ALL of them Mom/Dad, confusing everything, or does Bruce refuse the possibility of favouritism by calling all of them by their full names

Honestly don't think it's a good idea fir Bruce to call them all mom and dad bc that might give the wrong impression and none of them want that so they all just get called by their names

#Ask #Captainlordauditor #Also Bruce loved his mum and dad #And they're not trying to replace them

[evilwickedme]

if you could have a deadpool team up with any other superhero - marvel, dc, indie, doesn't matter, anyone you want - who would it be

Fantastic question. I'm assuming we're talking characters he doesn't have official team ups with - no spiderman, no Hawkeye, no gambit (although I haven't read that one it's waiting on the shelf for me), and of course no cable.

One that immediately comes to mind is Daredevil - Matt and Wade technically met a couple of times, but they don't have an official team up for just them and I think that would be a lot of fun. Or Elektra as Daredevil, that would be interesting too.

Another one that came to mind immediately is Miles Morales, for some reason??? I think there's something about DP looking up to Peter and now being confronted with a different version of his idol/the object of his affection that would be really interesting on his end, and Miles would be both freaked out and unimpressed by DP which is also interesting to me.

As for non marvel, Damian Wayne. I will explain no further.

#dp #deadpool #marvel #marvel comics #miles morales #daredevil #elektra #elektra natchios #damian wayne #dc #ask #captainlordauditor

[bemusedlybespectacled]

18, 24, 25?

18. your boba/tea order?

Taro milk tea, half sugar, normal boba.

24. which do you find yourself using, american or british english?

I actually weirdly use British English a lot (though not as much as I used to – when I was a kid, I spelled things like "colour" and "flavour" because I read a lot of Frances Hodgson Burnett.

25. would you say you have good taste in music?

I don't think I have a taste, honestly? My stuff is really mainstream and repetitive (like, I'll listen to just Hozier for hours, and my playlists need to be in order and not on shuffle). Or soundtracks. I like orchestral soundtracks.

Ask me weirdly specific asks!

#askbox #personal #captainlordauditor

[thevioletsunflower]

9 and 18 for Anathema?

9. Could you be roommates with this person?

As she is at the end, maybe. Her whole “I must do everything my ancestors tell me” thing would get disturbing pretty quick but once she starts to think for herself I think she’d be all right to live with.

18. How about a relationship they have in canon with another character that you admire?

I love her relationship with Adam. Woman who wants to share everything she knows meets boy who wants to know everything she can teach him. And Adam was primed to destroy everything if he’d been fed enough hate and cynicism, but because what she told him was all about how the world ought to be better, he instead just tried to fix things. It’s a friendship that literally saved the world.

#captainlordauditor

[dykeredhood]

hi i just wanted to compliment you on the EXCELLENT username

Good afternoon, captain lord auditor neé Miles – I’m so glad to hear it, your username sounds like it’s been lifted from a Gilbert and Sullivan operetta (meant with the highest esteem)

#personal #thank you for the ask!! #captainlordauditor

[khizuo]

genderkoolaid is aligned with zionism, stop reblogging from it

genderkoolaid does not make zionist posts emself, but ey frequently reblogs from zionists and gives them a platform, which makes em a zionist ally. as with all zionists, do not engage, do not debate, do not send any asks. doing any of that only helps normalize zionist presence and harms our cause. just block and move on.

examples under the cut. other zionists are also implicated here, but i'm mentioning genderkoolaid because ze is a popular blog:

here is genderkoolaid reposting captainlordauditor's self-promotion. captainlordauditor is openly zionist on his blog:

in addition, genderkoolaid frequently reblogs from spacelazarwolf and hadeantaiga, who are also zionists.

proof of hadeantaiga being a zionist:

(spreading the "hamas fired the rockets in the al-ahli hospital massacre" lie)

as for proof of spacelazarwolf's zionism, i'm blocked by him so i can't take screenshots but here are some posts that go into him being a zionist.

platforming zionists is doing their work for them. it is safe to say that genderkoolaid is fully aligned with zionism. stop reblogging hir posts.

#my text #zionism #ey's is also a rampant transmisogynist but i didn't go into that here #zionist blocklist

[mihrsuri]

Cannot stop thinking about how biracial Jon of Conte changes the entire everything about, actually the whole Bazhir Plot. Also possibly the entire direction of Alanna and Jon’s breakup fight. Like:

Jon, who has had to spend so much of his life hiding his Bazhir side, who has had to listen to awful awful comments (about himself, about his mother, about all the stories and food and culture that she was allowed to teach him, if any)

Roger positioning himself as the pure blood alternative ugh.

When he gets to actually go and it’s coming home and it’s not coming home because he’s of this place but he’s also not of (source I’m biracial and really found this/reconnecting with that side of me pretty late) and also feeling how much he doesn’t know. But he still fits here, in ways he hasn’t in Corus.

(I’m half Persian (with some Syrian but) and also Jewish so in my head this is very drawn from Persian/Persian Jewish I mean hi PERSEPOLIS)

Having to listen to remarks from people you like that really hurt.

Jon destroying the Black City as a Bazhir like !!!!! Jon becoming The Voice as a Bazhir, as someone coming home and being welcomed and also struggling with that.

Listen I adore Jon/Thayet but like BIRACIAL + BIRACIAL FEELS.

@captainlordauditor @blue-ink-pearls @eidetictelekinetic

#book: tamora pierce #please add thoughts #lil and her ridiculous aus

[terriwriting]

So @captainlordauditor had this in their response to a different post and mention of Marv Wolfman has triggered me. Because I was just thinking about how serial fiction works and how if you're working with serial fiction (comic books, soap operas, movie franchises) one of the things you need to remember is DON'T BREAK THE PLAYGROUND.

Example: In the DC universe (the DC universe of your imagination, not the official DCU of whatever some executive considers canon this week) Metropolis and Gotham are both considered stand-ins for New York City. They feel different, but they're both stories about life in a big US city. This works fine as long as you don't have an actual NYC in your DC universe. Do you prefer to imagine Metropolis as New York? There are a couple of easy places to put Gotham where it's close enough to visit but not so close that you wonder why Superman doesn't take fifteen minutes to clean up Gotham's streets. Want to imagine Gotham in the place of New York? Again, you can imagine Metropolis as close by but not so close that Bruce Wayne could just drive by and kick Lex Luthor in the nuts.

DAILY PLANET ONLINE EDITION HEARTWARMING: WORLD'S ONLY BELOVED BILLIONAIRE TURNS GLOBALLY HATED ASSHOLE INTO SOPRANO

But then Marv Wolfman drops actual real NYC into the DC Official Canon, and now Metropolis and Gotham can't be New York. New York exists. You can't imagine Metropolis as New York even though the writers and artists blatantly intended it to be so (Aerial shots of Metropolis used to straight up copies of the NYC skyline minus a couple of specific buildings). It has to fit into a much more limited space. Same with Gotham. Suddenly you have two fictional cities that are supposed to have populations in the millions that need to fit somewhere around a similarly large real city. It limits the fictional universe and raises questions that don't really help the story.

It also means that Clark Kent could plausibly take an hour to drive to NYC, interview the Titans, and drive back in time for an afternoon meeting with Perry White. Why doesn't Superman fly in and beat the crap out of Deathstroke for annoying Nightwing, Supe's favourite nephew? Batman can take his plane and fly to New York in fifteen minutes. Shouldn't Wayne Enterprises have offices in Manhattan?

Throwing New York into DC didn't add anything new, or solve any story problems. Gotham and Metropolis had all the New York the stories needed. But it limited where readers could imagine their versions of Metropolis or Gotham to be. Marv Wolfman subtracted from the possibilities of the DC universe. And a lot of his writing did that, taking away possibilities that other writers could have used. Crisis On Infinite Earths was rampant vandalism of the entire playground, not just one playset.

And then there's the whole Tara Markov debacle.

#in the bronze age metropolis was much more new york than gotham ever was #gotham felt older and more worn than metropolis #not the urban death zone it has since become but just a place whose best years are behind it

[msfcatlover]

NTT bugs me a LOT so PLEASE tell me about Dick and Jason bonding bc we were robbed

OKAY, SO! This got super long. I’d apologize, but I have so many feelings, and “sorry” is not one of them.

. First of all: after they defeat Trigon, I have no idea why we get scenes of most of the team having these soothing recovery-bonding moments with their families but for some reason Dick doesn’t get that??? When his “worst fear” as shown by Trigon was very specifically that Jason’s Robin training under just Bruce wouldn’t be enough, the scene Dick sees being Bruce dead & Jason brokenly sobbing that he tried his best, with the “worst self” counterpart to Dick telling Dick this was his fault for not being there for them. Dick’s worst fear is literally shown to be losing his family due to not reaching out to them and we don’t even get to see him, I don’t know, driving up to the manor or knocking on the door? You’re telling me that after a vision like that Dick Grayson wouldn’t want to visually confirm Bruce & Jason are okay? We don’t even get to see him call??? Golly gosh, did we just run out of page space & stiff the leader of our ensemble of his emotional payoff???????

This is the perfect moment for Dick to take a more active role as Jason’s big brother (we could’ve had Titans missions with Robin!Jay & Nightwing, goddammit, Jason could’ve complained about being cold to Dick’s face! That joke is x10 funnier if Dick’s standing there, now in pants, defending his original Robin design.) Dick now has experience training younger heroes, he has more patience & a longer fuse than he had as Robin, he is ready to be a mentor figure for his little brother. 

In my head, there is a whole arc where Dick goes flying home on his motorcycle, too emotional to even think of going for the phone (between the vision he had & Raven seemingly dying, you really can’t blame him,) because he just needs to know, he needs to personally confirm that they are okay. He’s jumping off the bike before it fully stops moving, letting it skid down the gravel driveway (the paint job will be ruined, he will bemoan this choice later, but in the moment safety doesn’t matter so why would a few scratches?) Dick hammers on the door until Alfred opens it, and yanks Alfred into a hug before he can get two words out; Dick lets go almost as quickly, because Alfred isn’t who he came to see.

(Dick goes to the manor, not the Batcave, because the Batcave isn’t home.)

I can’t decide if Dick sees Bruce or Jason first; it really come down to whether I want to imagine Dick picking Jason up like a piece of luggage and dragging Jason into Dick’s hug for Bruce, because once Dick sees Jason, he is not going to be letting go. Bruce realizes something must be wrong even before Dick tells him about Raven (though he’d certainly never deny Dick a hug, when Dick all but jumps into Bruce’s arms like he’s 9 again.) Jason is so fucking lost right now; at this point all his interactions with Dick have been short & curt, and included Dick outright denying Jason had any right to be Robin (hey, if DC can mix continuities then so can I! And the pre-Crisis moment when Jason asked for Dick’s blessing now that Dick was Nightwing, and Dick snapped at him about Robin still being Dick’s identity even when he wasn’t using it is so good for its angst potential, I’m taking it.) Poor Jason was under the impression Dick sorta-kinda hated him, that he was a nuisance at best, and now Dick is running down the hall with a shout of Jason’s name just to pull Jason into a hug so tight it’s actually hard to breathe, so like??? What is going on???

Dick tells them about losing Raven (maybe he mentions having to “fight our fears,” but he definitely doesn’t tell either of them about the fear-vision,) says something about being worried and this putting things in perspective. Then Dick takes a deep breath and steps back, looks Jason in the eye, and tells Jason that Dick will be helping with his Robin training from now on. (“Don’t look so excited. You’re going to hate me by the time we’re done.”)

AND THEN! Then we get Dick training Jason, and patrolling with Jason, and bowing out of certain social events because he promised this portion of his time to Jason already and he’s not going to break that promise. We get some mission running long, and Dick rushing home after dark to find Jason still waiting, because he didn’t want to believe Dick would just ditch him like that (Jason may or may not have gotten into a fight with Bruce about whether Jason needed to lower his expectations since Dick was still figuring this whole “adult” thing out, and also that Dick’s never been good with appointments because ADHD-induced timeblind!Dick, my beloved.) We get Dick helping Jason perfect certain moves, and Jason spinning around with a big grin like, “Did you see? Did you see me do it?” while Dick smiles proudly at him and tells Jay how awesome it was. We get mid-patrol snack-breaks, which they’re fully allowed, but still sneak in because it’s just more fun that way. We get late-night conversations over ice cream, and getting to fight as a team, and just, AH!!! We were robbed! They should’ve been bonding, it would’ve been so cute & wholesome, and just compounded the tragedy of Jason’s death.

We could’ve had Nightwing!Dick & Robin!Jay on the Titans at the same time. We could’ve seen all Dick’s friends’ reactions to his new little brother, rather than just another kid in the Robin suit while Dick was out of town. Maybe Donna wouldn’t have fucking projected so hard, she called Jason by Dick’s name the one time they worked together. Maybe Jason could’ve been a valued member of the team in his own right, like he deserved.

.

The other major event that makes me desperately fantasize about them getting to bond is… Listen. Fuck the mid-Crisis Starfire wedding arc. I do not have words for how much I hate the Starfire wedding arc and how everyone treats Dick like trash during it. It pissed me off so much, I had to put the whole damn series down and cleanse my palette with something else for a few months. Do not get me started, because I have already gone on 2 separate hour-long rants, and nobody wants to see me frothing at the mouth over this one stupid fucking arc that I hate so much, it killed my love for RobStar, a ship I have been sailing since before I knew what shipping was.

ANYWAY.

Dick fucking deserved better, so Imma give it to him. Fine, let all that happen, up to & including Bruce saying, “Oh, I almost forgot! Happy birthday!” while driving away, ignoring how obviously distraught Dick was. Something-something-crime fighting, Bruce is allowed to fuck up, failure to appropriately express his emotions (often at the worst possible times) is one of his most consistent character traits. Whatever.

Here’s what I want: Jason beats Donna to Dick’s apartment. How? No fucking clue, he called in a favor or something. So instead of Dick opening the door to Donna’s accusations when he’s already belligerently drunk, he opens it to an awkward baby brother while he’s still tipsy. Jason wants to apologize for Bruce being an asshole—not in the “I’ll take responsibility” way, or the “I’m carrying a message” way, but in the “It was shitty of him to treat you like that, and I’m sorry you had to deal with it” way—and wanted to bring Dick his birthday presents before they’re even later than they already were. Because they’re brothers, and Jason knows how even the smallest gesture of recognition can matter. So here Jason is, with an obviously hand-wrapped parcel and a homemade cake that’s more than a little lopsided (and probably a few days old, because the mission wasn’t supposed to keep Dick away that long, and I think Jason would’ve wanted it fresh from the oven when Dick got home,) but it’s decorated after the Nightwing suit with a big red R on the top, and it’s the nicest thing anyone’s done for Dick in weeks. The nicest thing anyone’s done since Dick left Earth. The only sign his birthday wasn’t entirely forgotten by everyone in his life, and the only person who seems like they were looking forward to seeing him again after the mess that was Tamaran. So, y’know, maybe he freezes in the doorway and tears up a little; blame it on the alcohol.

The banter is tense at first. Jason’s obviously a little disturbed to find Dick drowning his sorrows, and Dick quickly hides the bottle while apologizing for it (“You weren’t s’posed to see me like this. I never wanted any of you to see me like this.”) Neither of them wants to acknowledge just how upset Dick is right now. There’s probably jokes about Jason using Dick as a guinea pig for his culinary experiments, and how maybe they shouldn’t light the candles in case Dick’s whiskey breath starts a fire. They talk about light, shallow things, like which rogues escaped while Dick was away (never mind the Crisis,) and whether Jason finally managed to master that one flip he was working on. After, Jason catches Dick staring wistfully at a picture of Kori on the wall and blurts out, “Hey, you wanna get out of here?”

They go see a movie at a late-night theatre, and mock how unrealistic the fight choreography was. 

(Maybe they run into Donna at some point, but the fight doesn’t escalate because they’re in public & Dick’s basically sobered up by that point. Maybe Donna bangs on Dick’s door until it comes off its hinges, and finds an apartment empty except for the remains of two servings of chocolate cake and a ball of wrapping paper that missed the trashcan when someone tried to throw it. In any case, Dick & Donna don’t drag all their worst grievances with eachother out as weapons in a moment of shared pain, and Dick doesn’t go after Brother Blood’s cult alone.)

(Maybe Jason defends Dick’s honor, and says everything to Donna that I wanted to say while she was telling Dick it was all his fault Kori didn’t come back with him.)

(Maybe they go back to Dick’s apartment, and he’s finally tired enough to ignore all the lingering signs of Kori and just go to sleep. Maybe Dick insists on making sure Jason makes it back to Gotham safely, and then stays because it’s almost dawn by that point anyway. Either way, they fall asleep in a pile and Jason probably misses school the next day; he reserves the right to be a grouch about it.)

#I am not looking for discourse; if people like The New Teen Titans original run you probably don’t want to read this. #Anyway #// #batfam #dick grayson #jason todd #batbros #dick grayson nightwing #nightwing dick grayson #nightwing dick #robin jason #robin jason todd #they’re brothers your honor #batman #teen titans #my writing #mine #my life #Questions #captainlordauditor #batfam fic #batfam fanfic #batfam fandom #Jason Todd can cook

[marzipanandminutiae]

I have decided that my take on the Alan-Edith relationship is that they probably do get married, just... out of convenience sake, because they are good friends who care about each other deeply and want to always be there for each other. They both have gay lovers who also get married and live in the house next door. Alan's boyfriend helps Edith publish her novels. They have several dogs.

Entirely valid!

I always vacillate on what I think happens to Edith post-canon. Is she pregnant with Thomas' child? Does she platonically marry Alan? Does she move away or find herself paradoxically unable to leave Allerdale Hall? How much do the ghosts of the siblings she was so drawn to, and then so scarred by (literally and figuratively) haunt her?

So I play with all of them, at various times, just for fun.

#ask #captainlordauditor #crimson peak

[eschergirls]

It's been 2 weeks so it's time to announce the winners of the November caption contest featuring Avengelyne... captured...?

Each winner will get to choose a prize if they wish (but you don't have to, you can just participate for fun, I just wanted to give a prize because I enjoy the caption contests and entries).

Like last time, I've decided to organize the entries by the way they were submitted, just to make it easier.

Here are the caption entries, I got so many this time and they were all so good it was hard for me to choose winners:

From Mastodon:

Claire: "she looks like she is kind of surprised there was a lady on the other end of that chain" Dollcomics: “Sweep the floors, clean the bathroom, polish the chains AND a $500 cleaning fee? Ugh, AirBNBs are the worst” Socketwench: "Look, I really think you need an MRI, a physical therapist, or a chiropractor." "Just pull, okay? My back hasn't cracked in a f-ing week."

From Disqus and Email:

Imry: "It's company policy that all captured heroes need to be sexily chained up. It's ineffective, time-consuming, expensive, and the the minions hate it more than the heroes... but nobody can complain because they aren't part of a union and don't have collective bargaining powers. Do you want your work uniform to give you a permanent wedgie? No? Then join a union!" Karmazyna: "How many times do I have to tell you: whatever you find in the Home Depot's clearance section is NOT clothing material!" Leak: "Give me a moment, and we'll have you elongated to Liefeld Standard(TM) in no time..." Mel: "Would you stop tugging? The lock isn't on yet! You're so impatient; I'm never doing a kinky photoshoot with you again." P J Evans: "A private party? You didn't say it was a private party!"  

From Tumblr:

@angrybidoof: "When you book a chiropractor off Craigslist" @anna-neko: "and I will keep pulling, until your dumb face finally makes an expression" @atomicmosaic: "she seems miffed: "that all you got? I'm like a centimeter off the floor"" @captainacerbic: "are you positive that this method will make me taller and thinner? If so, don't stop even if I cry" "Got it gurl" @captainlordauditor: "With no access to a BDSM dungeon, the castle's armory proved an acceptable substitute for an impromptu demonstration in the purpose of the time travelers' costumes. " @cenobitic-anchorite: "When I told you we were out of toilet paper, this was NOT the solution I had in mind!" @cirquedereve: "Guess I'm really locked in to this relationship." @differenttriumphdragon: "What do you MEAN your shackles already broke!? How are we supposed to fix it when you used all the electrical tape on your costume!?" @foreversoaring: "According to her, the hottest way to decorate a bdsm dungeon was to give it a ‘museum weapons collection’ theme." @haveievermentioned: "Oh my gosh, why didn't you tell me this was your first time in a BDSM dungeon?" @inukagome15: "You've been a bad girl. Time for some avenging." @megpie71: "Look, I hate it as much as you do, but it's the only way we have to straighten out a rubber spine." @of-another-broken-heart: "Are you SURE this isn't a porn shoot?" "We need the rent money, so does it really matter?" @siklo: "-Harder! Do you want a tip or not!?" "-I don't know anymore. I think I might quit..." @sylvanas-girlkisser: "Me and my girlfriend had thought of very different things when planning our "dungeon date" but we made it work. #the katana was maybe a bit much though" @thevikingfish-nimhrodell: "This is what you get for using up all the duct tape in the house for your costume!! I don't care that it's waterproof!" @vabolo: "You know, I'm starting to think this isn't what that Sia song meant" @whitetyger123: "Stop! Why are you doing this to me?" "I don't know really. Having a wedgie as bad as mine makes people do all sorts of crazy things." @winterrssoldier: "Unconventional chiropractor helps women with scoliosis" @woodsworth: "Gurl let me get a least that posture straight for you" @youlookterrible: "this is this is showgirls innit that's elizabeth berkeley and that's the gersh" @zombiemollusk: "yeah, sorry, i forgot the safeword and this costume is waaaay too itchy." "BUT DID YOU HAVE TO BREAK THE SHACKLES??"  

Because I got so many good submissions, I'm going to pick 2 honorable mentions again and then the 3 winners!

So Honorable Mentions go to: Imry and @thevikingfish-nimhrodell!

If you're an honorable mention and want a prize and somebody in the top 3 passes it, up then I'll contact you. :)

And here are the winners:

3rd place goes to Dollcomics

2nd place goes to @angrybidoof

And finally the winner is... @cirquedereve!

If you won and would like a prize, please message me with which prize you would like.  If you came in 2nd, message me with 2 choices in order of preference, and if you came in 3rd, message me with 3 choices, etc...  I'll give you your top choice that hadn't been taken by the other winners.

The codes I have available are for: Overgrowth, Syberia, Riot: Civil Unrest, Castle Crashers, Hotel Giant 2, Not The Robots, Steel Storm: Burning Retribution, Rage in Peace, Uncertain: The Last Quiet Day, Uncertain: Light At The End, Shattered - Tale of the Forgotten King,  Morbid: The Seven Acolytes, The Swindle, Zengeon, Wayward Souls, and Nigate Tale.

Please stay tuned for another caption contest coming in December, it's going to be a special holiday themed one!

#avengelyne #caption contest #caption contest winners

[fire-fira]

Every moment they were stuck where Gamemnae had thrown them was a moment they couldn’t get back to the others and the ongoing fight against her. She hadn’t counted on La’gaan being such a skilled magic-user at such a young age. She hadn’t counted on Eddie and the fact that so much of her magic just slid off him. They were threats. And so she got rid of them by throwing them here. ...Wherever 'here' was.

Day 2: Stuck Together/Trapped/Only One Bed

The first chapter for my second fic for DC Rarepair Week 2024! Also multi-chapter (and like the first fic, it may take me until after the other fics are posted to get the next chapter posted).

Also, a huge shoutout to @captainlordauditor for giving me invaluable feedback on my version of Eddie. (Seriously, thank you.)

#Devilfish #Eddie Bloomberg #La'gaan #Kid Devil #Lagoon Boy #Red Devil #Aquaman III #my fiction #DC Rarepair Week 2024 #DC Rarepair Week

[prismatic-bell]

This is a bit of a longshot, but are any of your fellow Jewish followers in the Sacramento region of CA? I've been wanting to check out...I don't even know the right terminology, a temple? a service? something! for a while now but I don't know anyone personally and I'm afraid of going alone and accidentally doing or saying anything that comes off as wrong. I've been out of Christianity for ages now but I miss having some connection to any kind of faith and I really respect what I've learned from you and would love to see what connections I could possibly make. Failing that any recommendations you have for where to start would be beyond helpful. Sorry if this comes off strange, and thank you!

So my best advice is literally to just call a shul and tell them what you just told me. The front desk person at any synagogue is the most overworked, incredibly-appreciated magician you will ever meet. (They're also underappreciated, simply because no amount of appreciation will never be enough for the miracles they can pull off.) They'll be able to arrange for you to come to a prayer service and possibly have a shul buddy for you to walk you through. I'd actually recommend doing this very soon--Pesach is coming up and it's a mitzvah to invite goyim to your Seder to share the miracle with them, so you may well end up being asked to dinner. In the meantime, I'm going to tag @jmtorres @athingofvikings @captainlordauditor @jewish-privilege and ask y'all to share. Between Tumblr and Jewish geography we must be able to find someone in Sac who's willing to be a shul buddy.

#jumblr #nina blogs judaism #you ask nina answers

[fishsfailureson]

Part 5 of the whole paleoart request thing. This one took a while since I was on a boat yesterday.

(Suggested by captainlordauditor)

#art #my art #digital art #paleoart #dinosaurs #theropods #maniraptorans #dromaeosaurs #microraptor #queue