anyways ive talked about it with friends in the discord but idk if ive every posted about the fucked up little family tree i hc here on tumblr
ok so heres the gist right? philza and mumza are married, mumza may or may not be a fridge, its fine, wilbur is phils kid, adopted probably? never could decide, phil is friends with techno and thought he was an adult and later found out him and his kid have the same birthday and are the same age and had a crisis about it, so thats where the twin jokes come from, then wilbur adopted tommy as a brother figure but thats after he went off on his own so tommy and phil basically have no relation beyond ‘oh yeah thats wilburs cool dad, neat’, and then at some point tubbo shows up in a box because complications with fire and storms and his dad being called back to help the gods. his dad? captain jordan sparklez, obviously. who is also phils brother. making tubbo phils nephew. except heres the thing, phil and jordan havent seen eachother in ages because of phils hardcore stuff and jordans championing/dimension hopping so they both lowkey assume the other is dead bc theyre both immortal and dont know the other is also immortal, so phil doesnt know this is his nephew. then obviously we have fundy as wilburs kid with sally who is not an actual fish fuck you soot, shes a shapeshifter. then also in the family tree we have ranboo as tubbos platonic husband, we have michael as ranboo and tubbos kid, we also have yogurt as fundys kid.
honorary mention: eret and skydoesminecraft are both related via herobrine. i will not elaborate.
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Main ending: hbomb wins this mcc and gets the medal for having 5 mcc wins.
Captain's curse ending: Dream wins and gets the medal, thus fulfilling the second part of Cap's curse by winning 3 times in a row after teaming with the Captain 3 times in a row prior.
True ending: Captain wins instead of Hbomb or Dream, thus completely putting his curse to rest.
Grian ending: Grian win.
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