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thistle-and-thorn · 1 year

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Also top three met gala looks. Go

Okay I didn’t hate this year as much as I have hated other years. The lukewarm/boring theme kind of made the lack of effort feel less obvious to me?

I really like Dua Lipa, Kristen Stewart, Jessica Chastain, Lil Nas X, Jeremy Pope, and Ke Huy Quran’s looks were all in my top 10.

I think everyone missed the mark though (and maybe wouldn’t have been allowed by Anna Wintour) to use the clothes to criticize Lagerfeld. The only one who came close was Lizzie by…just…existing in a fat woman’s body and wearing Chanel at the same time. Anyway.

anyway. My top 3:

Im actually going to start with my honorable mention: Jared Leto: I mean. Sure. Like is this man likely running a cult on an island somewhere? Like, yes. Is a literal furry costume a very funny choice to me? Also, yes. Imagine the expense of this. Imagine your cult leader having to leave to go dress as a furry version of a dead Nazi sympathizer’s cat so he can hang out with the Kardashians. Iconic.

1. Jordan Roth looked great. I love the homage to Lagerfeld’s use of fans? While still being a really beautiful look.

2. There were several tributes to Lagerfeld’s personal style and I thought Cardi B was actually my favorite?

3. Alton Mason: this to me is a very good balance between something beautiful and on theme and also something that you wouldn’t wear anywhere else. I also think that…I love bridal looks and I think we should see more of them on the red carpet. Is this controversial or make any sense. I just think veils are great. I don’t know. And like. Here’s the thing. Do I have issues with the shoes. Yes. BUT I think overall this works.

#Asks

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igotrizz · 1 year

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My besties right here mate

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Doja cat/Nicki minaj/Cardi B Girl lol

Certified Simp+Bozo

Michigan

I have traveled 7 states and have not seen one of them (I wasn't born yet lmao)

Closeted Bisexual (Shhhhhh)

Tmnt fan (2012, Bayverse, Rise)

Leo and Donnie Kin.....

.....And simp

IM NOT A FURRY ISTG!!!

Strict parents check

poor kid check

"I wish i was dead"

"Ditto"

"HOW WOULD YOU RATE THAT EXPERIENCE? Satisfied, very satisfied, very very satisf-"

"Donnie."

"Sorry data collection calms me down"

#tmnt 2k12 #rottmnt #bisexual #tehe <3 #bozo #poor bby #donnie kin #leo kin #musician #choir #simp

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delicateimage · 7 months

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Things I steer clear of with all my life because I’m a fawking LADY :

- dragon ball z (self explanatory… why.)

- furries (in another life I would be a furry tbh but definitely not in this one)

- sports (so boring like actually suicide inducing torture)

- wrestling (gross af)

- like 99% of video games (I just imagine being in a sweaty GameStop and being in a fifty foot radius to Reddit users)

- jpop (irrelevant and creepy)

- cardi b (satanism)

- 2NE1 (very gay)

#this could go on way longer tbh

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spoiledsplendid · 1 year

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2023 Met Gala Critique

It’s often said that the Met Gala is fashion’s biggest night and I couldn’t agree more. This year was a tribute to the controversial designer Karl Lagerfeld: A Line of Beauty. Lagerfeld passed away in 2019 and held the helm of the Houses of Chanel, Chloé, Balmain, and Fendi as well as his eponymous brand. Love him or hate him, no single man of our generation has had more influence on fashion. The night was to honour his legacy - and while some attendees nailed it, others missed the mark. And when the stakes are as high as the Met Gala, simply wearing a vintage dress does not cut it.

THE BEST

Emily Ratajkowski stunned in this geometric Tory Burch gown. The pattern of this dress is meant to mimic the stitching on a classic Chanel bag. The plunging blush tulle dress was a refreshing change from the sea of black and white dresses. The hair and makeup gave me Audrey Hepburn vibes. One of the top picks of the night.

Janelle Monae was born for this event - Lagerfeld, like Monae, wore signature black and white. This year Janelle gave us a Lady Gaga-esque performance as her stylists unwrapped her on the carpet. From her Thom Brown oversized hommage to a Chanel coat to her futuristic embellished crinoline petticoat, Janelle was ready for the cameras. Overrall, this look stood out from the rest but I have 2 minor criticisms: the boots are a miss and the jacket should have been pinned to the petticoat so it had lined up (the first picture shows it was uneven). But beyond that, I love the Thom Brown ties in the hair, her hair and makeup are stunning, and she has yet again proven to be a fashion dream.

Doja Cat was the cat’s pajamas in Oscar de la Renta. Lagerfeld had one love in his later life - his cat Choupette. And who better to pay tribute to a cat than…Doja Cat! The gown fits her perfectly and took over 5000 hours to create. The dress is embellished with 350,000 glass beads and weighs over 30 pounds. To complete the look, her makeup artist used prosthetics to give her a feline look. Meow!

Bad Bunny was perfectly on theme in Jacquemus. His all white tweed tuxedo featured a very daring backless jacket/shirt. To complete the look, he added a 26 foot long white floral scarf to pay homage to the signature Chanel camellia flower. Bad Bunny embraces fashion and I was thrilled to see a newcomer to the carpet take such a risk, and it paid off. This is what I would have worn if I was in attendance. (Sorry I couldn’t find a shot of the back)

Jared Leto as Choupette made me smile. I didn’t love his embellished black caped Gucci outfit that was underneath. But watching him walk the steps in this incredible furry costume made my night. The guy has guts to walk up the 24 steps in that outfit. Well done - I’m sure you would have given Karl a giggle. Next time stay in the costume for the rest of the night please.

Naomi Campbell looked radiant in a 2010 Chanel couture gown. The details on this dress are so tasteful and elegant - just like Naomi’s hair and makeup. I don’t think I’ve ever seen her look better. And with the carpet underneath her, the dress pops even more. Perfection.

Nicole Kidman didn’t wow me in this dress BUT….when I heard the story, I got it. Nicole has been the face of Chanel for years - but this is the dress she wore in the Chanel No. 5 commercial n 2004. The light pink silk gown is completed with over 250 ostrich feathers and over 3000 sequins. However, I just need her to run her hand through her hair please…I get the casual hair, but this is bordering on messy.

Cardi B looked like a Chanel Barbie in this look that would have made even Karl smile. This creation was created by Chenpeng Studios and there are just so many things to love. The nod to Karl’s love of tailoring, the quilting on the skirt reminiscent of the quilted Chanel bag, and the black leather Camellia flowers. This is a very put-together and intelligent look for the evening. Someone did their homework and ended up Best in Class!

Cara Delevingne was one of Lagerfeld’s muses and closest friends. So it’s not surprising that she nailed the look tonight. While Lagerfeld is mostly known for his women’s wear, he was also known for his own sense of style. His crisp white shirt with oversized collar was made specifically for him (and his tailor still today refuses to recreate it for anyone!). Cara takes the iconic dress shirt and turns it into a sexy mini-shirt dress with black leggings and fingerless gloves. She even colored her hair to Karl’s silver color. The oversized sleeves also gave a cape-like effect to add to the drama. So fierce!

Lizzo won the night in custom Chanel. She took a classic Chanel look and pushed the envelope…then pushed it a lil further. I love all the lil the details including the pearl Chanel boots and stacked bracelets. While this might be a bit literal for the event, the girl looks stunning. Love. Love. Love.

Jessica Chastain made my jaw drop in the velvet and tulle Gucci gown. She floated up the stairs with her new platinum hair and black sunglasses (both a nod to Lagerfeld). The attitude. The silhouette. The sexiness. Karl would have been proud.

THE WORST

Kylie Jenner clearly went to the wrong event. She is a beautiful girl but this dress didn’t belong at this event. This red Jean-Paul Gauthier gown is lovely but I do not see the Karl Lagerfeld connection. Fail.

I adore Dua Lipa but this Chanel dress was boring - especially for a co-chair. Claudia Schiffer originally wore this dress…but it’s too matronly for Dua Lipa. And even the 200+ carats of Tiffany diamonds can’t save this look. Sorry.

Kim Kardashian’s Schiaparelli dress is lovely - but not on Kim and not for this event. First - the positives: the dress is incredible. It took over 1000 hours to make and utilized over 50,000 freshwater pearls. Kim’s hair and makeup look beautiful. Now the rest of it. It’s a nude illusion dress - so why is the nude fabric so far from Kim’s skin tone. A dress of this calibre would have taken this into account - which makes me think that this dress wasn’t actually meant for her. Secondly, the pearls are covering all the essential parts….though a few more strands would have been more tasteful. However, with so much going on with the dress, why add a crazy heavy diamond choker. And when I saw the scarf/wrap/etc around her, I could only assume she had it for the same reason she had the fur coat last year - because the dress didn’t do up in the back. Lastly - while Lagerfeld did use a lot of pearls in his designs, this was too much of a stretch. It was close, but no cigar.

Jeremy Pope - you need to surround yourself with people who are more educated in fashion. This was too…basic. Time to hire a new stylist. Btw - did Anna Wintour really approve this bad Rihanna knock-off?

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salmontee-shop · 2 years

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Sanderson Witch Museum, Sanderson Est 1693 Halloween Shirt

A cropped zip-front top and the Sanderson Witch Museum, Sanderson Est 1693 Halloween Shirt Besides,I will do this trending flare legging make for the perfect pairing when you want a little more coverage. In case you hadn’t noticed already, high summer is officially upon us—and whether on a sun-kissed vacation or for a night out on the town, this week, all of the best-dressed stars on Instagram rose to the occasion. Nobody more so than Cardi B, who didn’t let the soaring temperatures stop her from delivering one of her typically kaleidoscopic looks. Posing on a Los Angeles rooftop in a cropped white tank and ripped jeans, it was Cardi’s accessories that stole the show: a rainbow-hued furry bucket hat, a Maison Margiela Snatched bag in white, and finally, a pair of hot pink Balenciaga x Crocs boots. For something that feels a little more practical for mid-August, Rosalía offered her own distinctive spin on summer swimwear. Currently on a break from her Motomami world tour, the singer cooled off in a bikini by With Jéan decorated with an airbrushed butterfly print, before lending it that Rosalía-ready finishing touch with a pair of thigh-high pink leather boots by Abra.

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aluna-sedona · 4 years

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Hey, meaningless void. I just had a thought.

WAP backwards is ... PAW.

You know what else has paws? The furries!

Basically, what I’m saying is. Cardy Bee is actually a furry. Confirmed.

And Megan thee Stalin? Already a confirmed animal. (Hooves are close enough to paws)

#wap #furries #furry #cardi b #megan thee stallion #paws #paw #WAP #cardi b is a furry #conspiracy theories #conspiracy #guys I’m totally kidding #don’t cancel me over this #is JOKE #WAP = PAW

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straightmansummer · 3 years

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hi have you been looking to ""go into film?"" take mine and @earthwoorms test to see if you're cut out for it. don't worry, it's very similar to a real film exam :)

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jack-kraws · 3 years

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#memespage #dankest memes #porpoise #cardi b wap #wet ass porpoise #wap #furry #dirty jokes

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jamhyena · 5 years

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7 Grinding Celebrities (ft. Nos Hyena)

#legolordfilms #legolordiii #mashup #ariana grande #bruno mars #cardi b #drake #fergie #lil mama #nos hyena #twista #furry #furries

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niintendoqs · 6 years

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a sketch i was proud of!

#oc #my characters #original character #sketch #i said i like it like that #cardi b #i like it #canine #furry

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maeum-your · 2 years

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pairing: park jongseong x fem!reader

summary: y/n hates rich people and park jongseong is no exception. they have been academic rivals since freshman year (which he doesn't like to acknowledge) and always argue about the dumbest of things. but what happens when y/n's brother jungwon joins the dance team led by jay and their friend groups begin to mingle?

genre: social media au, rivals to lovers or something like that

includes: lots of harry potter references lol, fluff, some angst, inappropriate jokes here and there, cursing, crack

featuring: enhypen, weeekly's monday, aespa's ningning, itzy's chaeryeong and some other idols

status: finished

start: jan. 9th, 2022

end: oct. 31st, 2022

a/n: my first smau so i don't know how good it will be but i'm trying my best 🤡

PROFILES 1 | PROFILES 2

CHAPTER 1 | omg y/n furry era

CHAPTER 2 | you read faerie p*rn? me too!

CHAPTER 3 | it's fun to watch the world burn

CHAPTER 4 | not in front of my salad

CHAPTER 5 | who allowed you to die? you still owe me $2

CHAPTER 6 | his kneecaps are junggone?

CHAPTER 7 | seasoned with a little bit of hypocrisy and misogyny

CHAPTER 8 | shhh they don't know that i know this hack... PLS I'M GONNA KMS!!!

CHAPTER 9 | it's about drive, it's about power

CHAPTER 10 | why is she glitching?

CHAPTER 11 | *cardi b voice* that's suspicious

CHAPTER 12 | is that a furry i spot?

CHAPTER 13 | i can attest to that, i was the happy meal

CHAPTER 14 | his joobs are bigger than mine

CHAPTER 15 | oh, and jungwon is there too but that is besides the point (written)

CHAPTER 16 | microwave murderer mamacita

CHAPTER 17 | i became a professional shin poker

CHAPTER 18 | i can't believe i got gayer

CHAPTER 19 | man i love me some good corn

CHAPTER 20 | jaywon are unchaperoned

CHAPTER 21 | y/n ❌ yoomin ✅

CHAPTER 22 | mentally sick but physically thicc

CHAPTER 23 | operation enemies to lovers smoochie smooch

CHAPTER 24 | someone's using taylor's name in vain

CHAPTER 25 | my jayy/n heart is on fire

CHAPTER 26 | alexa play uh oh by (g)i-dle (written)

CHAPTER 27 | i want to pearish

CHAPTER 28 | real hot clown shit

CHAPTER 29 | happy international women's day

CHAPTER 30 | draddy

CHAPTER 31 | the tale of the furry woman and the emotionally constipated but horny boy

CHAPTER 32 | kitten needs to help

CHAPTER 33 | omg i love titty by twice

CHAPTER 34 | disgarsting shat

CHAPTER 35 | animalistic desire or feelings?

CHAPTER 36 | hornpressed

CHAPTER 37 | manifest, manipulate, meditate, medicate

CHAPTER 38 | life was a willow and it bent right to your wind (written)

CHAPTER 39 | gurl, but you said harder???

CHAPTER 40 | we are gathered here today because heeseung has horrible taste in women

CHAPTER 41 | one step forward and three steps back (written)

CHAPTER 42 | new torture method unlocked 🔓

CHAPTER 43 | planting trees for a good cause

CHAPTER 44 | hmm... funny, yes, but not funny haha, funny weird

CHAPTER 45 | what's after like? (written)

CHAPTER 46 | you disappoint lady gaga

THE END

taglist:

@sophiko22 @missmadwoman @jungwons-rat @msxflower @minato-ariato @person-standing @blessed-sky @staysstrays @yaeluvz @jaywonlix @nar-nia @bekah931215 @sirephines @revemixer @jjhmk @heelariously @ddeonuism @fylithia @dxlicateee @acciomylove @kyleeanne @solitxre @strwbryparfait @beibybtch @tomorrowbymoa-together @vantxx95 @sunshineshouchan @winter-berries @lilacboba @chewnotgyu @chaeflms @wondering-out-loud @wonniesimp @dinosdance @3ggieyolk @sunbokie @sadmusiclovs @zhaixiaowen @seollyeong @staerrymariam @sol123recs @bigtoewinwin @enhasengene @centheodd @joti17 @soobin-chois @jungwonswifex @sweetjaemss @indelicate-macalino @chiyuv

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stylesnews · 3 years

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Among his nominations, the 27-year-old English singer is up for best pop vocal album for 'Fine Line.'

Harry Styles kicked off the 63rd Grammy Awards on Sunday night with a performance of "Watermelon Sugar."

The singer took to the stage in a dark Gucci leather suit with a furry green scarf, and began the song softly. Behind him, his band and dancers were similarly dressed, and Styles threw glances to them regularly during his performance.

As Styles removed his scarf, he was not wearing a shirt under his suit jacket. At that point, the entire performance ramped up with more energy.

For his second studio album Fine Line, the 27-year-old English singer, songwriter and former One Direction member was nominated for best pop vocal album, but lost out to Dua Lipa. Upon its release in December 2019, Fine Line spent its first two weeks in the No. 1 position on the Billboard 200 chart.

Meanwhile, Styles won best pop solo performance for "Watermelon Sugar" and was nominated best music video for "Adore You," but lost out to Beyoncé.

Backstage in the press room, Styles said, "I feel incredibly lucky to get to work in music and make music as my job every day, and this is an incredibly sweet icing on the cake of what I get to do every day so thank you so much." He went on to thank his fans, label and managers, for giving him the environment to be free and make the kind of music he is passionate about.

Additional performers at Sunday's awards included Taylor Swift, Billie Eilish, rappers Megan Thee Stallion, Cardi B and Bad Bunny, Korean pop band BTS, John Mayer and Post Malone.

Hosted by Trevor Noah, the ceremony was held at Los Angeles Convention Center and broadcast on CBS and Paramount+.

#harry styles #mar21 #grammys21

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