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#cardin headcanon
cardin's aura deficiency and thus lack of semblance is actually hereditary. he got it from his ma and his future children will also have it
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redactedrem · 7 days
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Headcanon where after so many arguments between the batkids and Bruce over his paranoia and complete disregard for his kids privacy, the entire family had compromised with (in the healthiest way possible) downloading life360 on their phones and that's how they all keep track of each other.
Now Bruce knew that this is mostly for his benefit and is supposed to be a healthy alternative for his unhealthy paranoia and helicopter parenting, but what he wasn't expecting was for his kids to start keeping track of him.
He's putting gas in his car and Dick calls him because apparently Dick has been watching him drive around on the app? And Bruce is currently at a gas station thats right around the corner from a Taco Bell and now Dick wants him to get food for everyone since he's already there.
He's driving home from a meeting and Steph calls him because her and Duke were shopping in the area and wants to know if he can pick them up, when he asks how she knew he was on the same street, he gets a "Oh I just like to stalk everyone on the app for funsies." as an answer.
Jason calls him and he can barely get out a hello before Jason cuts him off, "Bruce why the fuck is your phone battery on 5%, charge your damn phone" which completely stuns him because why does he know that. He clears his throat before answering. "Jason, what?"
"Everyone can see each others phone batteries on '360, now charge your phone." Is all he gets before Jason hangs up on him.
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cupid-ghoul · 17 days
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ghouls have fur and toe beans
that means they probably clean the spaces in between their toes like cats do
ghouls groom themselves and each other to bond and for comfort
that means there will be hair balls
can you imagine you're a sibling sneaking through the ministry at night and hear the typical cat hacking sound only to see swiss on all fours on the ground, his body doing the 🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗 , dry heaving and hurling up a huge hair ball
after that he just scurries off and you're left in the dark hallway with a hairball the size of a golf ball
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antichristual · 5 months
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Copia wears the black eye makeup most of the time just to cover up his dark circles. The ghouls can be a bit nocturnal, and while they can be a sort of predatory quiet, they can also be really loud.
Sometimes Copia wakes up at witching hour to some yelping ruffle tumble between Swiss and Dew. Cumulus and Cirrus cooking while “quietly” singing with Aurora, who was dancing around with a tall, lit candle. The screaming of fruit bats as Mountain tries to gently pull them off of his orchard trees and set them off into the night. Phantom, when he was newly summoned, literally hooking up his guitar to an aux and blasting a bit of practice far too late past midnight, too many hours prior to sunrise. Rain does his best to be quiet, lurking out by the lake in the moonlight or treating himself to a long bath.
Much love to Copia who loses his sleep and has to act like a disappointed dad now and then so he can get his beauty rest.
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kitwalkblr · 1 year
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Having Thoughts in this chili's tonight
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dantesunbreaker · 7 months
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Napping with the Papas(Headcanons)
Mildly suggestive for Terzo, but otherwise is SFW
Primo
As the eldest of the Emeritus brothers, he is no stranger to the need for a midday nap
In fact, his schedule usually has “nap time” penciled in most days in the afternoon
So when you come to him shyly asking if you could nap together he is quick to reassure you there is nothing to be shy about, he would love nothing more than to have a nice relaxing nap with you
Enveloping you in one of the large sleeves of his chasuble, Primo escorts you to somewhere more quiet and secluded, somewhere comfortable
Sometimes it is in his chambers, a proper nap where you lie together beneath the blankets, limbs tangled and intertwined 
Other times it is in his office, curled up on the loveseat there, you resting back against his chest as he hold you in arms, chasuble acting as a blanket over the both of you
There have even been a few occasions in his gardens, both you relaxing on the bench feeding the birds, only to both unexpectedly doze off under the warmth of the sun
Each time is always filled with soft and loving kisses, sweet embraces that more than speak of the love you two share together
Sometimes, Primo will be the one to approach you, two cups of tea in hand with hopes for sharing a quiet nap together, whether it be due to his own need or his sense that you are working yourself to hard and refuse to admit your own need
Secondo
Good luck every getting him to admit it, but Secondo is excited whenever you come asking for him to join you for a nap
A relaxing break in the afternoon would be exactly what he needed, but refused to ever allow himself because that would admit to finally feeling his age
No matter what he is working on, Secondo will pause his work and softly lead you to his bedroom
But a nap with Secondo is never some quick rushed activity, he always gives you the full experience
Starts by having both of you undress and change into more suitable attire before climbing into the bed, and from there he gives you the most thorough massage
Once you are putty in his hands, he moves you both the rest comfortably under the sheets with you pulled to rest your head on his chest
You both fall asleep with you listening to the steady beat of his heart
Never sets an alarm, but somehow Secondo times it almost perfectly, waking you both from your nap after 30 minutes exactly, or an hour depending on how long of a day it’s been
Helps you redress and you walk together back to his office, parting with a soft parting kiss and plans to spend the night similarly after dinner
Terzo
Understandably, Terzo seems to misread the situation when he gets a text from you saying “Come lay in bed with me.”
Doesn’t matter if his working, playing UNO with his brothers, or talking with Omega, he is immediately dashing for your bedroom
The moment he is inside, Terzo is covering you in hungry kisses as he climbs onto the bed
You have to practically shove him off you just for enough pause to explain that isn’t what you had in mind, that you actually were just tired and were missing his company
Seems to deflate a bit, but just for a brief moment!
Because then he is immediately smothering you with kisses again, though this time softer and more loving instead of lust filled
Of course he will nap with you! Anything for his amore!
Shuffles under the covers with you and pulls you tight against his chest, holding you so you practically are lying on top of him
While most times, he won’t be tired enough to fall asleep himself, Terzo is content to lie there and simply run his fingers through your hair
Softly will sing some of his songs until your breathing slows as you succumb to slumber
Copia
Of course! You don’t have to ask Copia twice!
Sometimes it takes a bit more coaxing to get him to leave his work, but the moment you give a squeeze to his tense shoulders he always concedes
More often than not, the nap is entirely for Copia’s benefit
You can see how hard he works himself and know that he often isn’t getting enough sleep
It is you that pulls him back to his chambers, stripping him down from his many layer until just in his pants, shirt, and socks
He will drop into the bed, barely able to pull himself up to the pillows as he watches you pull back the blankets to lay beside him
Will be the one resting his head on your chest, your fingers playing with his soft graying hair as you slowly drift to sleep
You always wake up first, Copia curled up to your side and holding you possessively against him
Unless you know he has important matters that need attending, you will let him sleep as long as he wants as you hold him in your arms and admire him
The sweet soft look on Copia’s face as his eyes flutter open, looking up at you with the most innocent look of admiration makes it all so worth it
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minicopia · 19 days
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Random headcanons about Papa's
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Primo
His bedroom is a second greenhouse;
No, really. He has a lot of plants in every room. Even in the office;
There's time for a nap every day in his schedule;
Knows herbal medicine better than anyone in the Ministry;
Loves tea and Italian pizza;
He also loves candy, but because of this his tummy often hurts🥺;
Pipo often gets cold, so he has a lot of sweaters and warm socks. I'll tell you a secret, he tied many of them himself;
Often reads books while eating;
He loves hugs so much! They don't have to have romantic overtones. A tight friendly hug is enough;
To the brothers and sisters of sin he is like a wise, kind and loving grandfather.
Secondo
Stone Face 24/7/365;
He has bad knees, so he walks with a staff;
Despite his menacing facade, he's so sweet;
He has a chinchilla named Chessie. He constantly pampers her with treats and carries her with him to work in his pocket;
Prefers sweet coffee with milk and tiramisu;
He loves his younger brothers so much, but he will never show it to them, because showing feelings is not courageous;
He has a huge sweater that Primo knitted and Secondo often sleeps in it;
You will be surprised, but he is not the type who likes one-night stands. He prefers to help himself than to take advantage of an unhappy girl in love;
After retirement began to spend more time in the library. He reads a lot of books just to escape reality;
Sometimes he watches melodramas and dreams that that same beloved will appear in his life...
Terzo
Everyone thinks he's a whore, but that's far from true;
Yes, in his youth he starred in several porn films and once participated in an orgy, but that is in the past... Most likely;
He just loves wine. And spicy food;
Someone told him about 30 years ago that he eats too much. Terzo still struggles with Eating Disorder;
He really loves flowers and often helps Primo in the garden;
Of course, he enjoys the attention of women, but not when they just want to sleep with him;
He is interested in sewing, especially toys. Every child in the Ministry has a special toy from Papa Emeritus III;
He also embroidered elements on costumes his ghouls;
He likes opera so much! And ballet. If he hadn't become the Satanic Papa and leader The Ghost Band, he would definitely have become an opera performer;
Sometimes he feeds stray cats that accidentally end up on the territory of the Ministry.
Copia
BEST RAT DAD EVER;
The only one who raised his ghouls himself;
Lover of good breakfast, lunch and dinner. And snacks. And afternoon snack. Oh, he often eats something. And drinks tea with condensed milk or juice;
That person who eats away his troubles with ice cream and watches sad films in the evenings;
His room is littered with comics, video games and various action figures (he especially loves Funko Pop);
In the evenings he goes to the infirmary to visit sick children and reads fairy tales to them. Sometimes he takes a couple of ghouls with him to entertain the children;
There are always sweets in the pockets of his cassock;
Yes, he is cute, shy and funny, but when he is angry... He is worse than the Sister Imperator. Don't make Copia angry;
He is simply an amazing cook. Everyone loves his peach pie with ice cream;
He has serious problems with sleep, so very often at night Copia can be found in the garden while he admires the starry sky.
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writingjourney · 7 months
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Copia who spends hours in the library researching topics he’s interested in, pushing his reading glasses up his nose every few minutes. Who listens to audiobooks as he falls asleep, who loves classic spooky tales and romantic stories to get lost in.
Copia who loves numbers and spends hours on budget calculations because they tickle his brain just right. Who works hard in his position as Secretary of the Treasury because they give him more than he can chew. Who still helps everyone when they can’t get the maths right because he’s such a patient teacher.
Copia who watches history documentaries all night when he can’t sleep. Who can give you the most random facts about historical events you’ve never even heard of before. Who spent hours reading about them and trying to understand what it meant for the people at the time.
Cinephile Copia who knows everything about classic horror and science-fiction movies, who has seen his favorites more times than he can count. Who gives you fun behind the scenes facts and mouths the dialogue when you watch them together. He explains it all so patiently to whoever wants to listen with so much genuine excitement in his voice because he’s just so happy someone else cares about his special interests.
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kaleidos-copia · 27 days
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I just rewatched one of my favorite films, The Princess Bride, for the first time since becoming obsessed with Ghost, and now I can't stop thinking about Copia as Westley. All black outfit, gloves, mask, and even a little moustache... it's so Copia coded.
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Not to mention Copia is witty and agile, just like Westley. He would scale the Cliffs of Insanity, duel strangers, and sprint great distances to rescue you, all because you're his true love.
The quote, "Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while," is also very Copia, isn't it? And just imagine Buttercup and Westley's reunion as you and Copia...
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Need I say more?
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ramblingoak · 6 months
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Copia didn't earn the second most employee of the month awards by being pathetic.
Dorky? Yes. Pathetic? No.
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its about allowing softness when you were taught to only be strong. its about allowing vulnerability when you were taught your entire life that vulnerability is weakness. its about being taught to never accept help and learning you can. its about only being taught to help for power and fame and deciding to help just because you can. its about trusting others. its about loving and giving love fully despite your past its about your abuser never being able to dampen that instinct to care for others its about allowing yourself to be soft and vulnerable with others because its not weakness
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tasty-ribz · 1 year
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DON'T TRUST HIS PUPPY EYES!
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ANNABELLE but its PLUSHIA
@nocturnal-birb enjoy my shitposting
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cupid-ghoul · 19 days
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okay hear me out
aether has one of those desks that you can move up and down so he can work while he's standing/sitting. It's better for his back. however, that means that every time dewdrop, or any ghoul for that matter, comes into his office for a quick sex break with their favourite big boy there's a high chance that aether can't bend them over the desk right away and instead they just have to stand awkwardly in front of the desk while it slowly (with a funny mechanical whirring sound) descends down to a good 'over the desk bending' level
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lemonemlyn · 1 year
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Baby Copia 🐀💛
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earthry · 8 months
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self care is copia stretched out nude (because it’s very hot right now) on his bed eating his favorite rigatoni and scrolling through cute rat videos on his phone, do you agree
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st-danger · 10 months
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What about the ghouls' horns being an erogenous zone for the ghouls and one of the Papas not realising while giving them horn scritches?
Terzo and Copia? Both touchy in their own ways. But while Terzo was intentional, every brush of fingers a loaded gun, a promise, Copia is...not so aware.
Aether is, perhaps, a little nasty for taking advantage of that. For getting a little something out of Copia that he doesn't know he's giving. Perverted. Just a little headache, he'd told him when Copia had found him resting his head in his hands. Paracetamol and other drug store sundries never work well for ghouls, even when they're taking a more human form, and certainly the effort of holding a glamour up when aching does nothing to help. So when Copia offers Aether his bed, offers to let him rest in his lap so he can rub his temples, of course he's quick to say yes.
He's a little wrong for asking Copia to remove his gloves. And he's nasty for not stopping him when absently, his fingers stroke away from his temple to rub at the base of a horn. The shock of pleasure is instant, sharp and intense and- he gasps, stomach clenching and Copia immediately withdraws.
"Oh. Is it very painful there?"
Aether sucks in a breath, and feels momentarily guilty. This behavior, he could expect it from someone like Omega. Dew, maybe. Ifrit for sure.
"It's sore," Aether mumbles, lying through his pointed teeth. Even just that little touch makes his tail go stiff. And he's about to use him to get stiff in other places, too. Oh, he shouldn't. He really shouldn't. Bad. Wrong. Dirty. And yet... "Would probably helped if you rubbed there for a little bit."
"Certainly," Copia says, and begins a gentle caress. "As long as you'd like."
Aether shuts his eyes tight, and bites his tongue at the sensation, frissions of pleasure sparking down his spine to somewhere lower. More private.
"And how is that?"
Aether curls up, draws the knee of his outside leg up just enough to provide a little coverage of his lap. Afford him a little privacy because this is going to get him hard in no time at all, and he ought to be truly ashamed.
"S'good," he says. Feeling Copia's bare hand there, when usually there is leather in the way feels even more perverse. His fingertips trace the seam where his horn meets his head and his cock begins to tingle. True to his word, he just...rubs. Touches. Hums contentedly while he thinks he's helping Aether handle the worst of his headache, wickedly unaware that he's doing more to help get his short, thick cock all red and heavy than he is the headache.
He tries very hard to keep his breath steady. To hold the whines and the low moan that threatens to bubble up safe within. He should stop Copia. But then what? Stand up and try to leave the room with his back turned so Copia doesn't see his cock pressed against his pants, tenting?
"Do your horns ever hurt?" Copia asks, and the question pulls him out of his thoughts in an instant. "I've had toothaches. Is it like that?"
"I don't know," Aether says, "I've never had one."
"Well I suppose it isn't the tooth itself that hurts, is it?" Copia muses. "It's the nerves inside, really." Oh, he does not want to listen to Copia discuss teeth. "Do your horns have nerves inside?"
They do. He doesn't need to know how many, though.
"Could you try rubbing those too? Might help. Maybe." Like he doesn't know. Like he isn't aware of the effect it has, like he's never asked Dew to stroke them while he masturbates to send him hurtling over the edge.
Slow, careful fingers start to slide up and down one, and then the other, and he feels himself grow hot and fat in his pants.
"How is that?"
"Would it- I'm a little cold," Aether lies. "Would you hand me a blanket?"
"Oh, certainly," Copia says with zero hesitation, leaning away for a moment to snatch a throw, and peel it open from how it's been folded. Draping it over Aether. Covering. Privacy. Brings it up to his neck.
He tries to make it look like a casual adjustment in position, snuggling under and crossing his hands over his chest. He has to fight to hold the moan when Copia's hands return to his head, only this time, it's both hands, one on each horn.
He uses his thumbs to brush over his nipples, feel them peaked through his shirt. Brushing back and forth and getting them good and stiff. Copia can't see under the blanket. He can pleasure himself here and he won't be any the wiser.
His face his hot.
Nasty, he thinks. So bad. But he wants to be touched and made to feel good and-
"Okay?" Copia asks.
"Maybe a little faster?" Aether asks in a small voice. The guilt leaking through. Copia doesn't notice.
"Of course, my ghoul," he says.
Aether gives his nipples a surreptitious little tweak.
"Just relax, eh? No need to be so tense. Relax for your Papa."
"Okay," he manages.
He forces himself to draw a deep breath.
Under the blanket, his dick throbs.
"Once we get this sorted, I'll rub you there, too." Copia hums. Knowing. He sounds amused.
Aether whimpers, ashamed, face hot.
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