#cardin x ruby

[cardinalcry]

Cardin: So, you and Blake?

Yang: Yup.

Cardin: Is that new thing, or…?

Yang: Pretty new, but we kinda had feels ever since Beacon.

Cardin: Cool, cool.

Yang: Nothing to say, Winchester?

Cardin: Uh, congratulations? I’m happy for you?

Yang: Wow, you really have changed.

Cardin: I was mildly racist back at Beacon, Yang, not a homophobe.

Cardin: …Besides, if you’re dating Blake, then we can use Menagerie as a wedding venue.

Yang: Yeah, exac-

Yang: Wait, ‘we’?

Cardin: Uhhhhhh…

Yang: Are you… going to ask Ruby…?

Cardin: YOU WILL SAY NOTHING.

#rwby #alternate universe #au #cardinalcry #cardin winchester #ruby rose #cardin x ruby #yang xiao long #blake belladonna #team rc #crackpost #quotes #team crdl #team rwby #bumbleby #yang x blake

[lipeg]

A portal opened in the middle of an alley.

Four young girls fell out of the portal and the moment they left the portal closed.

Ruby: We achieved!

Weiss: Wait, no is Vacuo?

Blake: It looks like the city of Vale

Yang: Is this possible, the city of Vale was almost completely destroyed

Weiss: Let's get out of this alley and find out

Everyone agreed with Weiss' idea.

When they came out of the alley, they got a big surprise.

The city of Vale.

Completely rebuilt.

Blake: But how?

Weiss: How is this possible!

Yang: Hey! Remember the city not completely destroyed but still

Ruby: It seems like the city has never suffered an invasion before.

Weiss: There's something wrong, very wrong indeed

Yang: What do we do?

Ruby: Let's walk around town and see if we can find anything

The girls started walking around the city. The city, even though it changed many things, was still identical before the Grimms attack.

Weiss looked at people and everyone was carefree and they were happy, what happened?

Weiss: There is something very wrong

Ruby: Let's go to Parker there was a big screen

Weiss: Do you think that is still there?

Ruby: It costs nothing to try

Blake: Let's go there first, then we'll go to Academy

Weiss: But wasn't Academy destroyed?

Yang shrugged his shoulders.

Yang: Who knows if Academy was rebuilt?

Weiss: I highly doubt it, I believe that the priority was to rebuild the city and Academy must have been left behind

Blake: Staying here arguing won't help anything, we'd better go and see about this soon and then see if Academy is up and running

Once again, the four girls headed towards a public park nearby, but along the way they noticed some different things.

There were men and women wearing blue and white attire, very reminiscent of the uniform of Atlas soldiers, Blake heard with his ear that these same "soldiers" are talking about them.

But they didn't do anything.

Blake “ there is something wrong ”

As soon as they arrived at the park they got a surprise.

A crowd of people gathered in one place and they were all looking in one direction for big screen.

Team RWBY looked at the big screen and them got a surprise.

The screen was showing a gigantic army fully armed and prepared for war.

On both sides of the screen there was a pole with 6 flags.

The flag that was lower was the flag of the White Fang which was more destroyed, torn, burned, holey and dirty.

On top of the White Fang flag there was a flag of Vale which was quite burnt.

On top of the Vale flag was the Mistral flag that had a huge hole on the flag.

And above the Mistral flag there was the Atlas Flag that had several holes and had a big hole in the middle but it still showed the Atlas symbol.

Above the flag of Atlas was the flag of Vacuo which was well burned, but the symbol, even though it was damaged, was still recognizable as the Vacuo symbol.

The last flag, the one that was highest.

An orange and white flag that had a crown and head of a jackalope who had big horns. The crown was between the jackalope's horns but was not on the animal's head.

Ruby “Why are the flags of the kingdoms like that? Where did that flag that's high up come from? ”

Team RWBY's attention changed and now their attention went towards the big screen.

There was a giant army.

An army larger than the Army of Atlas but much larger, proving to be the largest army ever seen.

But there were some familiar faces.

Cardin that bully was totally different, he was much older now he had a beard and slightly longer hair, he was wearing an orange and black uniform. He had his black mace being supported with his two hands.

On his left shoulder there was a kind of cape that only covered his shoulder, that had a half moon upside down with five stars on top.

Next to him was Velvet, that hadn't changed much. She also had the same cape as Cardin which only covered her shoulder and also had the same symbol the only difference was that the outfit and her cape were brown.

Next to her was Nora!

Nora had changed a lot, his hair was big, she was wearing pants too! But she still kept her skirt on, her arms were showing that she had those scars she got in Atlas. His uniform was blue with some pink details.

Her beloved Magnhild was upside down and her hands were resting on the end of the handle.

Next to her was her beloved Ren... Who looked like a real assassin.

If didn't his pink headband wouldn't be able to recognize he, his face was covered by a mask, his uniform was very reminiscent of his old outfit he wore in Beacon. He had it behind his waist.

Just like Cardin and Velvet, Ren and Nora had those capes on their shoulders with their respective colors.

Yang: Ren... Nora?

Weiss: What the hell is Cardin doing there?

Weiss had to control herself not to scream.

Ruby: Where did this army come from?

Between Velvet and Nora there was a door that opened.

Ruby's eyes widened.

Three figures came out of that door.

Jackalope, a creature with the body of a horse, the head of a rabbit and the antlers of a deer.

The second figure was Jaune.

But that wasn't the same Jaune that Ruby once knew.

He was totally different from before, he had a beard, your hair is long again, he was wearing more elegant clothes looking like a King.

On his left side was Neo.

Neo lost his long three-color head now his hair was short, she was wearing a dress and looked like a real lady she still had her umbrella.

Ruby: Jaune—

Soldiers: LONG LIVE YOUR MAJESTY!

Soldiers: LONG LIVE THE KING OF REMNANT!

Soldiers: LONG LIVE KING JAUNE!

The soldiers and public saluted the king.

Yang: Jaune?

Blake: A king

Weiss “ The disgrace aged like wine! ”

Ruby: Jaune... What did you do

#rwby #juniper #Juniper (rwby ) #ruby rose #yang xiao long #blake belladonna #nora valkyrie #weiss schnee #lie ren #cardin winchester #old jaune #jaune arc #Jaune King #neopolitan #jaune x neo #Neo queen

[rocknroll7575]

Volume 1 RWBY & JNPR VS. (No Helmet) Rusted Knight.

What will their reactions be to see Vomit Boy in Rusted Armor.

(Bonus: V1!Cardin Winchester VS. The Rusted Knight)

V1. Ruby: *Sheathes Crescent Rose* Jaune!? Why are you so old!?

Jaune (RK): *walks on the stage with his broken sword* It's a long story Ruby... one I don't think your ready for

V1. Ruby: Jaune...

XXX

V1. Weiss: *Uses Glyphs to skate onto the stage* Arc...? Impossible!

Jaune (RK): *Jumps off Juniper and lands on stage* It's me, and yes, I am the Rusted Knight

V1. Weiss: The Rusted Knight!? But... how!?

XXX

V1. Blake: *Swings and lands on stage* Jaune!? You're the rusted Knight!?

Jaune (RK): *walks on the stage with his broken sword* I know, surprised?

V1. Blake: Yeah... all my fanfictions were about you!?

XXX

V1. Yang: *Lands on stage with her semblance active* VB!? What happened to you

Jaune (RK): *Jumps off Juniper and lands on stage* Life happened Yang, something that will soon hit all of you

V1. Yang: What does that mean?

XXX

V1. Pyrrha: *summons her spear and shield* Jaune? What... what happened to you...

Jaune (RK): *walks on the stage with his broken sword* Don't worry about me... its yourself who's in danger

V1. Pyrrha: What do you mean? Why am I in danger?

XXX

V1. Jaune: *Unsheathes Crocea Mors* What happens to us in the future? Do we get be heroes

Jaune (RK): *Walks on stage with Crocea Mors at the ready* If you call killing a friend for the greater good being a hero... then yeah, we're heroes...

V1. Jaune: *Shocked* Wh-What!? No! You're lying

XXX

V1. Ren: *twirls guns as he walks on stage* Jaune? What happened to you? Why are you like this?

Jaune (RK): *Jumps off Juniper and lands on stage* Because I failed Ren... I failed everyone

V1. Ren: Jaune...

XXX

V1. Nora: *Falls onto the stage covered in electricity* Is that really you, fearless leader?

Jaune (RK): *Jumps off Juniper and lands on stage* Who else could I be, Nora?

V1. Nora: What happened to you...?

XXX

V1. Cardin: *Slams mace on the ground* Arc? What the hell happened to you?

Jaune (RK): *Jumps off Juniper and lands on stage* Cardin? I never thought I'd be glad to see you

V1. Cardin: Can't blame ya, I was a jerk...

#rwby #rusted knight #ruby rose #weiss schnee #blake belladonna #yang xiao long #jaune arc #pyrrha nikos #lie ren #nora valkyrie #cardin winchester #rwby x mk #mk intros #rwby vol1 #greenlight volume 10

[arc-misadventures]

A Spotter

Jaune: I gotta go; Ruby, asked for a spotter, and I volunteered.

Nora: Good luck, Jaune. Put some meat on those spindly little arms of hers!

Jaune: I’ll try.

~~~

Ruby: Do you have it?

Jaune: I have it; You ready, Ruby?

Ruby: I’m ready… Let’s do this!

Jaune: Okay… Target: 23.7 yards. Wind’s blowing 3 knots from the NW.

Ruby: I’ve got the target.

Jaune: Take the shot.

Ruby: …

Jaune: …

(Bang!)

~~~

Cardin: OH GODS!!! MY BALLS?!! SOMEONE JUST SHOT MY BALLS?!! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!

~~~

Jaune: Hehe~! Target eliminated. Good shot, Rubes.

Ruby: That’s what you get you bastard! Purv on me when I’m in my PJ’s will you?! Only one man can look at me like that! And, it sure as hell isn’t you!

Jaune: Ahh this was fun! We should do this again sometime.

Ruby: Sure, but only after you pin me to that tree, and make me your bitch!

Jaune: …

Jaune: Okay… Where the hell did that come from…?!

Ruby: Having you as my spotter, shooting stuff, and you praising me; Good gods, do you have any idea how turned on I am from all of this?!

Jaune: Okay kink discovered… I… I did not see that coming…

Ruby: So, are you going to make me your bitch, or what?!

Jaune: …

Jaune: Was it that tree, or was it the one over there?

Ruby: Fuck yeah! Lets do this!

#rwby #jaune arc #ruby rose #cardin winchester #jaune x ruby #ruby x jaune #rwby lancaster

[wu-sisyphus-gang]

(to Cardin)

Ruby: Touch my boyfriend again pal and you'll be picking your teeth up with broken fingers.

#cardin winchester #rwby #jaune arc #rwby incorrect quotes #ruby rose #lancaster #ruby rose x jaune arc

[bridgyrose]

AU where Ruby’s a shy transfer student and Blake’s a delinquent who becomes rather taken and protective of her.

Blake smiled as she watched the new transfer student, Ruby, walk through the cafeteria. A small smirk crossed her lips as she began to stand up, only to disappear once she felt a hand grab her leather jacket. “Weiss-” 

“Dont you even think about it,” Weiss said without looking up from her book. “I know exactly what you’re thinking and its a terrible idea.” 

“Alright, and what exactly am I thinking?” 

“That you’re going to date the transfer student. You do know she’s two years younger than us, right?” 

Blake rolled her eyes and sat down next to Weiss. “Yes, I know that, but… its not like that.” 

Weiss looked up from her book and tiredly narrowed her eyes at Blake. “Isn’t it?” 

“Well… maybe…” 

“I wont let you be a bad influence on an innocent girl. Besides, you’re supposed to be fake dating me so father will quit trying to set me up with his board member's sons.” Weiss shuddered a bit as she remembered her last date. “Its like none of them know how to treat a woman that isnt their mother.” 

“I know your family doesnt like me, but its not like all I do is get in trouble.” Blake leaned back in her seat and started to watch Ruby again. “Besides, she’s in a couple of my classes. She’s smart, pretty, shy, has this air of… innocence around her.” She paused and nervously smiled at Weiss. “N-not that there’s anything wrong with you.” 

Weiss shook her head and went back to her book. “You keep digging your grave, Belladonna. Lets see how deep you can get it.” 

“But like you said, we’re just… faking it until we get your father off your back or until we graduate. I… I’m ready for something real.” 

“So… what’s keeping you from asking me out?” 

Blake blushed and started to fumble over her words as she looked away from Weiss. “I-I uh… well, you know… we’re just… friends and-” 

“Dont worry, I’m not going to get angry for you not asking me out.” Weiss sighed and started to flip her book closed. “I know exactly why you havent, and honestly, I’d probably say no too. Besides, I know I’m not your type and the rumors that would spread if the two of us were to date would be a bit much even for me.” 

Blake nodded and relaxed a little. “Yeah, last thing I need is for anyone to think I’m dating you for the money. Besides, I need someone who is a bit more my speed.” 

“Like Ilia?” 

“She was just a fling.” 

“Whatever you say.” 

Blake nodded and kept a close as Cardin made his way to Ruby. She slowly got up and frowned. “I need to go.” 

Weiss turned around and sighed. “Promise me you wont get detention again?” 

“No promises.” 

The sound of Ruby’s tray clattering on the floor rang through the cafeteria along with the laughs from Cardin and his crew. Blake stopped in her tracks as she watched Cardin shove Ruby up against the wall and started to look for something to use to get him away from her. 

Cardin grinned as he leaned in close to Ruby. “You know, a girl like you should be lucky to be with a man like me.” 

Ruby shook her head and spoke quietly. “N-no thanks.” 

“That wasnt a question.” 

“And if you’re a real man, you’d let her go!” Blake slammed a tray into Cardin’s side and pulled Ruby behind her. “Now, leave her alone.” 

Cardin picked himself up and frowned at Blake. “You really think I’m going to just let her go?” 

“You will if you know what’s good for you.” 

“Mister Winchester, Miss Belladonna, stop this fighting now and follow me to detention!” Goodwitch yelled as she made her way over to the commotion. Her eyes stopped at Ruby and sighed. “And MIss Rose, I need you in my office.” 

Ruby nodded and gave Blake a small smile before she ran off. 

Blake smiled back and watched Ruby, just before she felt Goodwitch grab her wrist and pull her forward. “Alright, alright, I’m going.” 

Weiss shook her head as she watched Blake and Cardin get walked out by Goodwitch and let out a heavy sigh. “What am I going to do with you?”

#rwby #blake belladonna #ruby rose #rwby ruby rose #weiss schnee #cardin winchester #glynda goodwitch #drabbles #ladybug #ruby x blake #not sure if I'll call this anything

[monzamash]

one of my kind — daniel ricciardo

daniel ricciardo x you (femreader) | 1.6k summary – getting high with daniel. warnings – 18+ (sex, coarse language, drug references) a/n – yay for the first instalment of the mm2k celebratioooon! shout out to the anon who sent this idea to me ages ago and to @percervall and another anon for sending me in prompts for daniel – love ya's!

It always ended like this – a web of tangled limbs, throats burning, tongues stoking the desire simmering somewhere deep within that was never set alight anywhere else, with anyone else. It was only ever a glance, knowingly across a room; catching bloodshot eyes and sending the signal. You both knew what you were doing, patiently waiting for the opportunity rarely given; supposedly distantly linked through mates, barely friends. Secretly fucking.

At every chance.

Too often for acquaintances.

But he had you floating in his cloud; covered in flames from the moment you walked in the room – dizzy from the promise of having him caught in yours. It was hypnotic the way you floated his way, natural; desperate to breathe in the sweet mix of spiced sandalwood and pot that was fused into your senses for the rest of time, giving you a fix that crawled across your skin; etched in your memory.

“How are ya?” He asked so nonchalant, so easy; as if he hadn’t been thinking about this since the moment you left his apartment in Los Angles weeks ago.

“Good, Daniel,” And desperately craving you, “How are you?”

The small talk was an act for your friends, for the people watching Daniel like a hawk – hidden in plain sight. It always began this way, pretence before the real show, before you snuck off to a quiet place – a bed, a couch or most often a bathroom, squeezed between a cold, chipping wall and the man who had you whimpering, begging to be touched.

It hasn’t been that long, he teased with no leg to stand on, sat back on a chaise lounge that had seen better days. Sunken and worn from the years of battering, witness to each cardinal sin – ruined like you were about to be. Daniel was hard to the touch when your fingertips traced the front of his pants, concealing the one thing that already had your eyes rolling, bewildered by the slurred promise whispered through his pearly smile.

“If you’re quiet, I can give you all of it, baby. None of this foreplay shit; the real deal. A promise that caused a chill to creep down your spine, fingers grasping every stitch of shirt between your thumping chests, nicotine lingering on your lips, his stained with your ruby red lipstick.

“Then don’t just sit there.”

You were impatiently standing between his knees, peering down through your lashes, fluttering and praying your desperation was endearing, not pathetic – attitude a plenty. And from the way Daniel leaned forward, grinning like a Cheshire cat and practically foaming at the mouth, you knew it was working. Intoxication and lust swirled into a cloud of arousal. Hormones hurried and sparks flying, cracking into the darkness and blowing away in the wind.

Fleeting. Temporary. A fix.

Daniel hiked up your skirt that had him plotting this moment from the second you walked through the door, laced panties barely covering any part of your pussy. As your thick thighs clenched his feverish hand, you needed his lips. A kiss from the devil in disguise, your kryptonite incarnate. Laid back, lazy smile, slurred Australian accent egging on your high as your hips rocked, separated from your mind.

“Use my thigh,” Daniel whispered, hoarse and gruff – a lump in his throat rivalling the one caged by the denim beneath.

“You’ve been looking at it all night anyways, haven’t ya?”

His suggestion caused a rippling moan to tumble, stifled by his thick neck you’d found yourself nuzzled into, sighing and moaning – messier than you would ever like to be with someone as majestic as Daniel. “I asked you a question.”

A hum was all you could manage, eyes closed as the high from the pipe you’d taken a hit from finally washed over you. That warm fuzzy feeling burning from your toes to the tips of your ears, a smile slowly slipping across your lips when you emerged from Daniel’s slick neck, pupils dark and blown out.

“But you promised it all, Danny.”

He laughed lowly, amused by the sweetness in your voice while your eyes told a different story entirely. He wanted you just as bad, cock twitching at the sound of your softly spoken words. Enamoured by your lazy movements, lapping against his dick, stiff beyond comprehension.

But of course you complied, desperately chasing some kind of release from the tension gathering in your stomach. Deeply entrenched and only awakened by the man guiding your sensitive clit against his tensed thigh. You’d never done this before, shamelessly gotten yourself off like this. It felt vulnerable when you dared to open your eyes, big brown doe ones staring back at you in awe.

“You are so fucking sexy.” Daniel doubled down, “Like, so sexy, I can’t cope.”

Your soft giggle escaped, causing his dimpled cheeks to deepen and hands to grip your bruising hips that little bit tighter, rocking you raw back and forth, angling you to the shape of his muscular thigh. Languidly building to the promise land, a string of moans lost to the quiet room. The only sounds were the soft hum of house music, clanking of glass bottles and your soft, silken cunt colliding with tanned, tattooed skin. Coming undone.

“I’ve been wondering what it feels like…” You huffed with stray hair sticking to your warm skin, hands desperately gripping Daniel’s strong shoulders and pulling yourself from his glistening skin.

“Like what feels like?”

All of this. All of you.

"Fucking you high."

"And?" Daniel asked, eyebrow quirked waiting for the verdict.

"So hot. Maybe too hot."

He hummed in agreement, tongue quickly swiping across his swollen lips, "Probably should be criminal." "I think it still is in some states..." You quipped, earning a genuine laugh from the man below. Enamoured by every thing you do.

Daniel peeled you apart, knees anchored beside his hips while you lined him up between your slick thighs, drenched with the thought of having him filling your tight hole. Finally, you muttered on your descent, feeling every curve, every bump, snug by your walls as you sunk down to his pelvis. A soft bated breath hitched beside your ear, husky and deep when you snapped your punishing hips, painfully perfect in every way. Sighing in synchronicity.

“Don’t tease.”

He loved to say things like that, a taunt for you to do exactly the opposite. A challenge to the finish line, racing for another kind of high – one that didn’t involve filling your lungs with smoke but just as dizzying. Daniel reached for the ashtray sitting on the arm of the lounge beside you, joint securely placed there while he attended to your needs.

And needy you were.

He placed the laxly rolled stick between his slightly parted lips, eyes never leaving yours as he took a drag and watched your neck turn a deep red. He loved you like this, pretty and wrecked because of him. Stealing the pleasure, taking what you wanted, taking over him. All of him, no inch left untouched. He swore he had died and gone to heaven when you snatched the joint from his mouth and placed it between your loose lips, sucking in the high and blowing it back into his face, smirk plastered across blushed cheeks while you watched his eyes close in aroused frustration.

“I’m gonna bust if you do shit like that,” He whispered, barely cracking a smile but you could see it. Subtle and just for you.

“Do it,” You pushed, “Come for me. Come inside me.”

Daniel looked up this time, a wicked laugh slipping past gritted teeth. He was trying to hold on, he was a gentleman after all – even if he was higher than a kite. But you looked like an angel fucking his dick; hands planted on his beating chest, tits bouncing under a shirt that was as sinful as the act itself. Thin and white, pert and fucking glorious. You were something else.

“You don’t want that mess, pretty girl. As much as it kills me to knock back that offer...” Daniel looked like a man tortured. Bitterly disappointed with the words leaving his own mouth as you sat back and rutted on his cock, egging him on just a little further until he grasped your arse in his palm, fingernails digging and making you wince, in pleasure and pain.

“Fine,” You huffed, eyes rolling, “Mouth?”

It was a simple question and it didn’t take long until you were swallowing the answer with teary eyes and the taste of him on your tongue. You loved it, really you did, watching him come undone, uncensored and on your knees – a front row seat. And of course Daniel made sure you got your fix with his mouth almost immediately attached to your cunt, making sure every single last drop was extracted before he came up for air – his stubbled chin glistening with the taste of you.

“You remind me of that INXS song,” He mumbled as you sat tangled together on the beaten up lounge, revelling in the brief silence before facing reality and sinking further into its secret-fuelled depths .

And seemingly into uncharted territory.

“Which one?”

The nest of curls on Daniel’s head brushed against the back of the lounge, smile lazy as he scanned your tired bloodshot eyes, “Need you tonight. You know, the sexy one?”

Your smile was coy, face burning again, “I’m familiar.”

“That’s a bitta’ you, I reckon.” His smirk grew larger the longer he watched you crumble and recoil from his stare, begrudgingly smitten.

It made sense for it to be your song. Steamy, sultry, frisky – sex almost always imminent when you found yourselves alone. Depraved and deprived, a dangerous cocktail of bad judgement. Is it a mistake if it happens more than once? More than a handful of times?

Or worse – what if it never stops?

“We’re cut from the same cloth, me and you,” He whispered, kiss pressed to your temple.

“You're one of my kind."

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#daniel ricciardo #daniel ricciardo one shot #daniel ricciardo smut #daniel ricciardo x reader #f1 smut #f1 imagine #monzamashmasterlist #mm2k #daniel ricciardo imagine

[mrsoharaa]

Ꮺ ❥ 𝑱𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒂 𝒕𝒂𝒔𝒕𝒆

characters: Miguel O'Hara x Reader

content warnings: MDNI +18 ONLY, biting, dry humping, slight swearing, Miguel being needy.

a/n: this was not meant to be this long I swear lmaooo. I kinda got carried away with this....oof, but I definitely do NOT regret it. this one...this one made me claw at my sheets and hurdle into my blanket ngl lool. (also this isn't entirely proofread, too lazy, was rushing towards the end ngl...sooo...sorry for any errors!) but, enjoy! ( ദ്ദി ͡º ꒳ ͡º)✧

"Are you...sure you're okay with this? you don't have to do this..." his sleek voice rumbles in a soothe, concerned monotone. A waft of warm, enticing sensation slightly coils through your veins at the sheer gentleness and care in his smooth tone.

A small smile jests at the corners of your supple lips, gently unzipping the back of your suit, gliding down the stretchy fabric down just mid length of your shoulders and turn your back to face him. Your bare, tantalizing skin open to his roaming, cardinal eyes. The impervious, carnal desire to greedily tame it for himself, gnawing at the roughen layer of his beautiful brazen flesh. Practically digs his protracted claws deep into the callous of his tightening fists.

A soften chuckle hardly brushes pass your lips, still displaying your tender, silken vulnerability to his hungry eyes. Your head barely makes it over the strut of your right bare shoulder, pliable irises delicately gazing over at the towering, stifled man fighting every nerve thrashing urge to smother you entirely with his ascending hunger and thickening lust for you.

"If I wasn't okay with this Miguel, I wouldn't be here now would I?" the soft little glint of approval in your glossed, bewitching eyes and those simple, humbled words of utter assurance was all he needed to heed before taking a step or two closer towards you.

The drastic difference of height between you both still amazes you to this day (you can never get over it, you relished the feeling of being completely and utterly small to someone thrice the size of you...especially when it was him). The overcast of his soaring, brawny frame looms over you from behind, noting the intricate silhouette details of his pretty slicked back hair, wide, broaden shoulders and a slim figure that dipped ever so perfectly just below the waist always insinuated some sort of buzzing sensation through the midst of your fluttering, smaller body.

You exhale a low breath, twitching slightly to the sudden gentle touch of his larger, wider hands subtly homing onto each side of your tensed arms. Your heart racing frantically against your chest, mind already going fuzzy with accelerated exhilaration and a surge of pulsing thrill.

You tilt your head delicately over towards your left shoulder, exposing more of your gleaming, smooth naked skin to his view. Feeling the sudden tightness of his grip on each side of your arms slightly squeeze, a heavy, hot breath exhales from his full lips.

What a temptress you were.

He carefully weaves some of your loosen darken locks to the opposite side of your shoulder. Giving him a much better view of your luring skin.

Hums ever so deeply within the depths of his solid chest, leans in closer to the exposure of your neck and breathes heftily amongst the delicious, intoxicating aura that resonates from you. Stimulating his already spiked hunger and fervor for you.

With a quick glimpse over your shoulder, you were met with those beautiful pools of sleek ruby staring ever so intently and longingly down at you. Sending yet another wave of enticement and titillation down the stride of your tensed body, the added smoothness of his languid fingers brushing ever so softly, comfortingly along your limbs, only seeping deeper into the heightened, sensitivity of your growing yearning.

He takes in another inhale of your flushed skin, presses his nose just beneath the juncture of your clenching jawline and finally grazes his piercing fangs over along the sweetness of your plush flesh. The overwhelming, candied scent of your radiating aroma only violently routing his clouded carnal thoughts of wretched insatiability.

"Remember what I told you to do when it becomes too much?" his rasp voice drops a couple of octaves, grounded with nothing but over-consuming haste and need clawing through his baritone vocals.

You nodded slowly, inhaling another breath as your eyes peer back to note his dire glare.

Your thighs instinctively push together, skin crawling with arising goosebumps and pivoting elation.

He simply grunts deeply against your skin, breathing over you once more before reaching over the softness of your belly securely, pushing you back against his stern chest and finally sinks his edged fangs deep into the lush of your lavishing, warm flesh.

A steep growl and a sharp inhale through his nostrils fills the air around you. Along with the bitten back, inaudible hitched whine grating harshly down the back of your throat.

Hot waves of surged electricity and a tinge of burn seers all over your quickly heated skin. Your hands instinctively curl into tighten fists as your body hurls closer to the solidity of his firm, slightly hunched stature behind you.

You close your eyes tightly, fighting back the swelling thick tears blurring your vision. The intangible sensation of piercing pain quickly molds into a torrid, mind spluttering euphoria. Quickly washing over the piercing sting of his elongated teeth.

The rumbles and trickling reverberations of his grumbled grunts and elevated growls pings at the growing warm, fluttering sensation drawing all over you. Pushing your trembling thighs ever so tightly against one another with such shaken pressure. The pit of your swarming belly filled with heightened elevation and swelling rapture.

You hastily slump your head to the opposite direction of his nudged face smothered deep into your pulsing skin, lips finding home at the bulge of his flexing bicep.

You whimper more audibly at the accelerating, sweltering simulation coursing through the plain of your punctured neck. Your nails finding refuge on each side of his entrapping, muscular arms that draped around you.

Hardly flaking out your gritted teeth, you subtly skim them against the flimsy holographic fabric that hardly hid any of his protruding muscles. Whisking out yet another stammered groan from you, your nails prying into his suited skin.

Thick brows twitch to the sudden sensation of your nails clawing into him, slowly peers his hazy polished irises and captures the distinguished, rapturous expression drawn across your exquisite face. Reeling him in even more so to his deprived, twisted hunger and craving for you.

Instinctively bucks his hips into yours, earning himself a shaky, breathy moan to expel from your sputtering lips. Groans and huffs ever so heftily against your neck, palms strictly pulling you more closer into his encasing, hulked frame.

"F...fuck" was all that could be heard within the vast, dark vicinity you were both enraptured in. Your poor, smaller body trembles ever so violently when he begins to become more...touchy with you. Strong, wide hands roam curiously, needily along the voluptuous curves of your sweet, addicting body. His prone senses and spider like genes, revving into overdrive to consume you entirely.

Your head starting to become numb, lost into the burning passion of peeked arousal and pinched throbbing. Your hands softly run up the length of his contracting muscles, intricately and sensually, feeling up every crevice, dip and inch of his budging, clothed flesh.

Relishes in the way you caress his rough, rigid body.

Grumbles something deep and incoherent against your perpetual skin. His grip around you tightens as he absentmindedly walks you towards the nearest surface he could guide you to. Feels you stumble a bit as your mid abdomen hurls against the ledge of his office desk, bends you over gently as he continues to feed from your savory neck. Melds his firm hips against yours, sturdily pins you with his body against the cold surface of his once neatly organized desk.

Your palms quick to flatten themselves amongst the cool surface of his desk, chest pressing into the smooth, cold exterior.

"M-Miguel" you weave out a breath, feeling the hounding weight of his body pour down onto your back, his silky lips pressing and smearing ever so deeply into the flush of your pulsating skin.

His wandering hands never leaving your squirming, perfect body. Pulls and grinds you unbashfully against his own figure with such rigor and sensuality.

Your sweet, staggered moans only encourage his notions that much more. Pressing his pulsing bulge against the globe of your lush rear.

His teeth finally detaches from your neck, sheathes in a guttural, almost animalistic like groan against your skin. Too wrapped up in his own depraved rapture of senseless dry fucking you against his desk.

His mouth never parts far from your calling flesh, weighted breaths of pitched grunts and Spanish slurs cradles into the plushness of your neck.

"Joder, te sientes tan bien cariño…me haces tanto bien…" he husks out heavily, pressing the prominent tent of his bulge deep against the shape of your rippling bottom. Sultry, lapsed breaths fan swiftly along your ear. ("Fuck, you feel so good sweetheart…you're doing so good for me…")

"Just...just a little bit longer ok? just hold out a little bit longer for me, yeah? I just...need this...I need you right now- god, I just need you right now...so god damn b-bad" the blazing, enticing words that swindled off his perfect, full lips tremored all down your shuddering body.

Your nails scrapping and clawing pointlessly against the cold surface that pinned you against him.

Cheeks burned of pooling blood rushing to your adoring flesh, legs quaked to his every desperate grind and thrust he'd implore onto you.

After intense, moments of being so blindlessly consumed by the two of yours complete lust and desire for one another, you could feel the prompt halt of his hips messily plunging against yours. A torn, strained heavy grunt of pleasure hotly fuming deep int your heated ear.

Your body twitches sporadically against his stilled, tensed frame. Feeling a damped wetness prod against the upperside of your bottom. His hips gently rubbing against the soften, clothed backside of your body.

The weight of his foggy head slumps down amongst your right shoulder, sloppily yet, tenderly, places genuine, endearing kisses up and down the room of your exposed skin.

"Gracias, preciosa...you're too good for me"

#fgwergwerg THE ENDING HOLY-- OOF #hoping back onto my Miggy thirst bs! #this one had me rolling in my bed and twirling my hair ARNAEGTAT #getting flustered over my own damn content! 😭😵‍💫 #miguel o'hara x reader #atsv

[howlingday]

ok I'm sure or at least I think you must know those stories where the protagonist finds "x" object or goes through a really crazy situation from which he should not survive in the craziest cases and in others they outright acquire it after stretching The paw and wake up in another world or time and you get a system that helps you be powerful or live to whatever is happening in the world at that moment. now imagine an au where jaune receives a system a year before applying to beacon, but it is the system of the supreme subordinate. Between jaune and the system they have to find and convert someone into a good leader in order to be the best subordinate… but somehow fate keeps sticking its tongue out at the all-powerful dial system and throwing jaune into the positions of leaders or protagonists, the clearest example is becoming the leader of the JNPR team.

It was the same story as before. Jaune did his best to bring his best friend up to speed as a great leader, only for them to fail in some horrible and miserable way that inevitably made him the leader. He tried with Cardin, and that failed. He tried with Ruby, and she shut down. Now it was all on his new choice of leader.

Jaune: Alright, Oscar. This is it. It's all on you. Just remember what I taught you.

Oscar: Okay.

Oscar: Everyone, listen to me!

Ozpin: (Shifts over) Thank you. (Walks away)

Jaune: (Rips out his hair)

#rwby #rwby au #jaune arc #oscar pine #ozpin #my answer #my answers

[reashot]

Red Like Roses... (It's period 🔴)

Warning: fluffness inside. Also really long.

At Beacon during a more peaceful time.

Pyrrha: Hmmm it's quiet, too quiet.

Ren: I agree. It's never a good sign. We should be ready for something.

Jaune: Ready for what?

Nora: Oh you know usually things never stay quiet for long especially when we're right next door to the main characters.

*yang burst into the room*

Pyrrha: And speaking of the devil.

Yang: Quick hide! *brace the door behind her*

Jaune: Oh Shi- okay gangs we trained for this! Quick initiate Pattern Delta Phi.

Nora: Aye, aye dear leader, let's initiate plan hiding under our bed's like cowards.

JNPR: *Bracing for Impacts.*

*Yang holding the door with all her might*

Ren: Wait what are even hiding from in the first place?

Yang: No time to explain. Here it Comes!

A large sounds resembling explosion came from across the hallway. The door starts to violently shakes and rose petals soon violently burst into the room. Even with Yang putting all her strength into the door. Some rose petals still managed to get inside.

Yang: .... I think we're in the clear now.

Pyrrha: What just happened?

Yang: Eh, promise not to freak out?

Jaune: Okay, I guess...

Yang: Good enough. *shows team JNPR the source of the roses*

Ruby: Huee~ *sniffs* huee~ 😭

Jaune: Ruby?

Ren: It seems to be her.

Pyrrha: Wait. Where are Blake and Weiss?

Nora: Found them. They're buried under all of this Rose petals.

Blake: *coughing up a bunch of petals* Eww I got some of it in my mouth.

Weiss: .... I just saw my grandfather.

Jaune: Okay, can someone now please tell us what is going on....

*Cardin burst into the room*

Cardin: Why the Fuck are there Roses all over the damn hallways!?

Russel: Don't try to lie we know it's coming from team RWBY!

Yang: Wow, wow! False accusation, much?

Dove: Well we can't help it. Because whenever something bad happened It's usually always you four.

Sky: Fucking Main characters shit...

Nora: I know right!

Pyrrha: Nora! Which sides are you on?

Nora: Oops my bad... (I mean, I'm not wrong 😒.)

Ren: *shrugs his head* Nora...

Jaune: Can all of you please stop being aggro for just one second!

You're upsetting Ruby for brother's sake.

Ruby: Wah! Wah! Wah! 😭

Jaune: Also can someone please tell me what just happened?

WBY: *looking at each others*

Yang: *sigh* (I guess I'm the one that should tell everyone.)

How do I gently put this? Ruby is in her special time of the month...

Jaune: Oh...

Cardin: The fuck does that even mean?

Russel: the month?

Dove: I see... (Maybe if I silently nod people will not think I'm dumb.)

Sky: (okay, she had her period. What does that have to with anything?)

Blake: Typical.

Weiss: Can you guys be anymore of a dudebros cliche?

CRDL: Hey!!!!

Yang: Let me put it this way. Every time Ruby has her "special month" her semblance's goes all haywire for some reason.

Jaune: Okay I get the gist of it. Team CRDL go outside and clean the hallway.

Cardin: What! Why the fuck should we clean up their mess?!

Jaune: Because I fucking said so. Now go!

Cardin: Geez... Whatever. C'mon boys, we better clean up team RWBY's mistakes. Again!

*slams door*

Blake: Thanks Jaune.

Weiss: Geez Arc, when did you grow a spine?

Yang: I gotta say Vomit Boy. I never knew you had it in you.

Pyrrha: *blush* (So manly.)

Nora: That's our Jaun-Jaun.

Jaune: Blake, Weiss. Please help Cardin & his team with the clean up outside.

Weiss: What! No way. Why should we help those dunderheads in the first place.

Jaune: Because they're right that the mess was started by your team.

Weiss: I'm sorry, our? For the record it's just Rub...

Blake: We're on it Jaune. C'mon Weiss let's help clean up all this roses. *drags Weiss away*

Jaune: Pyrrha, Ren, Nora. I also want you to go out side and help them.

Pyrrha: I understand Jaune. I will do as you ask.

Nora: Oh c'mon Jaune, why us too?

Jaune: Because they're our friends, Nora.

Nora: Well I'm about to go back to my room... *gets yoinked*

Ren: It's okay Jaune. I will get her to help us.

Nora: *grumble* (Fucking Main characters....)

Jaune: Thanks Ren. And Yang I want you to stay and find Ruby's "hygiene" products.

Yang: Wow, wow! Settle down cowpoke. I don't think you being a man is qualified to be the one to help with Ruby's "issue."

Jaune: I have seven Sisters...

Yang: Sweet brothers in heaven!

Uh, I take that back you're clearly overqualified.

At least I don't have to help clean up. But what're you going to do Jaune?

Jaune: I'm going to go back to my room to make a tea for Ruby.

A few minutes later.

Jaune: Here you go Ruby. A sweet herbal tea with plenty of honey and sugar.

Ruby: ... *sniffs* Thank you Jaune. 😢

*sips*

Jaune: It's okay Ruby you don't have to thank me.

Ruby: But I caused so much problems for everyone. *sniffle*😞

Jaune: *headpat*

There, there Ruby it's okay that what's friends are for. And you didn't troubled me one bit. In fact I'm happy to be of use to you. It reminds me that I'm still useful to someone.

Ruby: Jaune please don't think like that. You always were important to everyone.

Jaune: *kiss forehead*

It's nice of you think that Ruby. But I'm not. I'm not special like you. You're destined for great thing while I'm.... Just me.

Ruby: 0-0

Jaune: What's the matter... Ohhh, ohhh no. I'm so-so sorry Ruby I didn't realize that... I usually did that to my little sister whenever she's sad.

Ruby: *blush*

I-I don't mind it at all Jaune. It's just that if you want to do it to me again a little heads up would be nice. 😖

Jaune: I'm so-so sorry Ruby I promise that I... Wait, what do you mean by again?

Ruby: Uhh....

Yang: *clears throat*

I seems to have interrupted something here.

Jaune: Y-Yang!

Ruby: Sis!

Yang: Look Rubes I don't need to say this but remember what dad said. No boys. And Jaune please don't take this the wrong way but please for your sake please don't get any idea with Ruby. It will not end well for you.

Jaune: O-of course. I will never-ever think of Ruby like that. We're just friends after all.

Ruby: Friends... 😭

*starts crying*

Jaune: Oh, what's the matter Ruby?

#rwby #jaune arc #ruby rose #lancaster #lancaster rwby #jaune x ruby #ruby x jaune #rwby lancaster #team rwby #team jnpr #team crdl #pyrrha nikos #nora valkyrie #lie ren #cardin winchester #russel thrush #dove bronzewing #yang xiao long #weiss schnee #sky lark #blake ​belladonna #just a headcanon

[cardinalcry]

*Explaining the plot of Ice Queendom*

Ruby: This is crazy, it reminds me of the time that I jumped into Weiss’ mind, dressed up as snowboarders and JRPG characters to fight an evil version of Weiss’ subconscious who was dressed as a dominatrix dictator.

Cardin, who likely will have no role in IQ, and likely never heard of any of this craziness before now: ??????

#rwby ice queendom #rwby #alternate universe #au #cardinalcry #cardin winchester #quotes #ruby rose #cardin x ruby #weiss schnee #team rc #crackpost

[doomatnight]

So this is a bit of a specific request. What is one smut drabble you've wanted to write and haven't been able to write it? And would you please make the response that drabble?

Seriously it has to be the Bleiss x Cardin one. Like it just makes logical sense.

That or like a bunch of ideas I've never gotten to such as:

-Enabler: The whole joke is that Patch is Remnant's Alabama and incest is common there. Ruby and Yang start dating.

-Pa, Papa, Padre, Dad, Daddy, Father: Ruby with Qrow or Tai, Yang with Tai, Blake with Ghira, and Weiss with Ironwood.

-Schneecest Schneesome: Jacques gets put in jail and Whitley becomes the man of the house forming a tiny harem with his sisters and mother.

-Bellabondage: Ghira dominating Kali and Blake.

-Arc Harem: Jaune gets a harem but this time it’s all of his sisters (including Terra). Adrian might be his son.

-It’s a Branwen thing: Qrow and Raven then Raven and Yang. Bandits are something else.

-Nora's Arc: A one-shot lewd connecting to my main AU fanfic where Jaune and Nora enjoy each other after their wedding and make a baby.

-Holy Bun: Self-explanatory. Cardin and Velvet have hot steamy kinky sex. Could also possibly be like Nora's Arc.

-The Power of Tongues: Blake x Ilia. Self-explanatory.

-White Fang: Velvet, Sienna, Kali, Trifa, or Blake submit to human cock and become pets. Also Eve or femboy Adam.

-White Fang 2: Schnee Boogaloo: Adam, Banesaw, Yuma, or Ghira dominate the Schnee women and make them pets. Fictional raceplay, all the kinkiness without any moral questionability.

-Racism: Kali, Blake, Sienna, Trifa, Eve, and Velvet become Cardin’s pets.

-Oscar, Whitley, Jaune, and Ren become Good Girls: Jaune feminizes Oscar, Whitley, Jaune, and Ren.

-Rightful Heir: Cardin and the Schnee women.

-The NTR one: Cardin gets with Nora and Pyrrha and makes Jaune and Ren watch.

-Oscar and MILFs: Self-explanatory.

-Homo Homies: Jaune and Ren

-J and NR: Jaune bi fantasies Nora and Ren

-Head Master: Ruby subs for Ozpin

-Detention is a perfect title: Ruby subs for Glynda

-V8 but epic: Ruby subs for Ironwood

-Are you my dad?: Ruby subs for Qrow

and I know what you're thinking "Oh but some of these have Jaune in them. Yeah Yeah I don't really care. Those rules for this blog still stands but outside of this blog? My smut, my rules.

I mean I even have a two chapter Jaune x Ren fic on my AO3 (It's titled Flower Plower)

Why? Because fuck canon and fuck his fans, I will make Jaune the character I want him to be.

#lwde #rwby smut #rwby nsft #rwby lemon #nsft / #long post #doomlewd.txt

[platinumrosetail]

Hi how your day going

Can I request

Yandere team RWBY x baby koi fish fanws reader

Like each members of team Ruby find baby reader and take her in as her own please

And she a Koi fish fanws so she has a mermaid tail

Please and thank you

Rwby! Rwby! Rwby!!! Also the characters will be ages up to 18-19.

Warning: noob author, female reader, platonic yandere characters, and others.

Characters: ruby, weiss, Blake, yang.

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Ruby:

She met you when she passed the fountain at beacon, you were just hiding there as some bullies (Cardin and his lackeys) that were picking on you and fled to the fountain as fast as you could.

She had shown her friends and sister you, they all loved you as you were still a child and would need guidance so they all took care of you but ruby is the one who took the title of ‘mom’ to you.

You helped ruby confess to Weiss and so both become your mothers while you helped yang and Blake get together, they all called you the little matchmaker as you helped them get in a relationship with the one they love.

They all begged glynda and professor ozpin to keep you, glynda was against it but ozpin thought it would teach them responsibility and on how to take care of any children who’re in danger or lost from their parents.

Ruby would sneak you and her some cookies when you two weren’t supposed top have any yet which brought you two to a sugar rush that wiess had to deal with until it wears off.

You and ruby are spoiled by Weiss when she uses the card that was given to her from her father which all of team rwby and you hate. Tai adores you and thinks of you as his granddaughter even though he thinks that ruby is a bit young to take care of a child at the age she is plus with how she and her teammates, your mother and aunts, are huntresses as well.

You were a bit afraid of zwei but soon learns that he wouldn’t hurt you as he protected you from Cardin until your mothers and aunts came to teach him a leases on. You also met team jnpr who all thought you were adorable.

Weiss:

Weiss had found you knew her family estate before she went to beacon and had taken you with her without anyone but her family butler; Klein, know about you which he found was sweet of her and made sure to keep this secrecy of hers from her father as he is the big issue here more so than her mother and siblings.

Ozpin had let you stay with her as long as she and her team that was deformed after coming to beacon can look after you and take responsibilities for you.

Ruby loved you and thought you were the most adorable child she had ever seen, yang as well as her sister also loves you the same and had soon become the self-proclaimed aunt for you, Blake was worried for you considering weiss family neglecting faunas alike with force labor but soon seen that weiss takes good care of you and also became your aunt soon after.

You helped the group get together; ruby and weiss, yang and blake, which made you the matchmaker of the small little family.

Jnpr soon mat you after jaune saw you with weiss, he didn’t know that ruby and weiss was together as the two wanted to get used to the new relationship plus weiss father would have a fit and she doesn’t want that to stress her and you and with the fact her father still doesn’t know about you yet, jaune started trying to flirt with Wei’s before you spoke before she could and said she was already in a relationship with ruby which shocked and sadden him but he understood and left.

When winter met your it was when she came to visit weiss along with because of the festival happening at beacon for future hunters and hutresses. She was shocked that weiss would have a child with her but was soon explained the whole story and understood quickly and became a aunt figure to you as well.

Weeiss had bought a wheelchair for you which alerted her father but she gave an excuse that a friend of hers needed it and it doesn’t cost that much (it does but not for her family) and so he rwhole family know of this wheelchair friend of their daughter/sister, minus Klein and winter and was now wondering who you were. If Cardin ever picked on you, he now wished he hadn’t as he was soon in a nightmare of a time that he would never forget even if he wanted to.

Yang:

Yang had found you while she was out on here motorcycle, you were getting bullied by some thugs sand she took care of them for you and decided to show you to her friends and sister.

Ruby self-proclaimed herself as the aunt and made her girlfriend the aunt as well. Blake, yang’s girlfriend became your second mother which was a bit nerve reason as you thought she might think of you as lunch like a regular cat would with regular fish but that soon changed fast as she and yang protected you from Cardin who was bullying you and the other Faunus which made the two mothers angry and taught him a lesson.

Blake helped educate you on Faunus history while yang taught you how to be street smart, weiss teaches you on the economy and human history while ruby how to use the puppy dog eyes with zwei.

Ozpin had let yang take you in as you two already grown attached to each other and cause you had no known parents or relatives to take you in and cause it might help with Yang personality and teach her and the rest of team rwby about responsibility along with how to take care of the lost children that might come up on their missions as soon to be huntresses.

Tai and Blake’s parents all love you, you soon became their granddaughter and brought the two families together which helps everyone out as weiss made sure to secretly help the Faunus out with the knowledge that Blake’s family and herself has plus the help of her team now every Faunus with get a brighter future with the help of all of team rwby.

Jnpr met you soon after you officially became the child of yang and blake when they got together and now they’re help of babysitting, though mostly Pyrrha and ren was the one that helped took care of you while jaune and Nora played games with you and of course Pyrrha and ren joined as you had insisted all of you to play.

Yang will protect you from anyone that poses a threat to you and her friends, and sister as long as you stick beside her.

Blake:

Blake’s family was a close friends of your family, so when all but you passed because of some humans that still hated the Faunus killed them while you were visiting the belladonna family, it was only right for them to take you in, though blake said that she would like to adopt you as her daughter which was fine with her parents as they know that she is responsible enough to keep you safe.

She took you with her to beacon as she had gotten the permission from ozpin that she can as long as you stay at the dorms and she along with her team make sure to take care of you.

You helped with any problems she had and helped the team get along and all of you look out for each other and make sure you’re safe from Cardin and anybody that thought that it was a good idea to bully you.

Blake tries to not eat fish around you as that might freak you and make you scared of her but when someone does it on purpose then she will raise hell on that person and anybody who joined in.

You had helped yang and blake get together as well as ruby and weiss which gave you the title as you had somehow got other people together though blake make sure that you don’t overwhelm yourself.

Tai also loved you and made sure to teach you some things he would think you need to know while qrow somewhat stayed at a distance with you but still came in with some life advise just in case you might need it in the future same with tai but it was mostly qrow’s advise that sticker with you.

Jnpr were the go to babysitter for you if they aren’t on a mission for when rwby is about to go on a mission, if team jnpr are on a mission the uncle sun and neptune which was always fun but ends in a scolding for them and a quick check up for you.

#anime #various x reader #anime x reader #x reader stories #rwby x reader #platonic #yandere x reader #yandere #x child reader

[arc-misadventures]

Master Post of Posts V

Part I / II / III / IV / VI

MFK

Jeanne / Ruby / II / Pyrrha / Nora / II / Blake / Cardin / Smol Jaune / II / Winter / Weiss / II  / III / Cinder / II / Glynda / Velvet / Schnee’s / Xiao Long’s / Short Stacks / Terra / Two Choices / Rin / Salem / Penny / Yang / Roses / Jaune / II / III / IV / V / VI / VII / VIII / IX / X / XI / MFK? / Rebirth

Rebirth

I / II / III / IV / V / VI / VII / VIII / IX / X / XI / XII / XIII / XIV / XV / XVI / XVII / XVII.V / XVIII / XIX/ XX / XXI / XXI.V / XXII / XXIII / XXIV / XXV / XXVI / XXVII / XXVIII / XXIX / XXV

Kryptonian

I / II / II.V / III / IV / V / VI / VII

The Forsaken Hero

I / II / III

The Hybrid

I / II

#rwby

[kitkatopinions]

Call me a hater or say that I'm killing the fun of it or something, but one of my most subjective most petty complaints when it comes to RWBY is that I honestly hate like 90% of the ship names. XD There are only a few that I can think of that I like, and most of the shipping names I like are things like 'Ironqrow,' 'Arkos,' 'Ozwitch,' 'Renora,' the regular everyday shipping names you could actually look up and get the content for without having to scroll through pictures of ladybugs. The other ones that I don't like but at least seem kind of quirky or cutesy are things like 'Nuts and Dolts' and 'Crime Dads' (I may hate Junior, but 'Crime Dads' is very similar in vibes to 'Science Bros' or 'Ineffable Husbands' or other regularly accepted fandom nicknames.

I don't like the bees very much either, but I actually don't mind the shipping name of 'Bumbleby' because it has a quirky spelling to make it something that can be looked up and also makes sense to make that the ship name because people originally started shipping the main four with each other back before they had names and just went by the color associated with them. I'd like Monochrome, WhiteRose, Ladybug, and Freezerburn a bit more too if they had quirky quirk spellings that made them able to be actually found, but here we are.

However, the other shipping names? Martial Arcs? Caffeine Killers? Evil Moustache? Burnt Metal?

Also, then you get things like mix ups where some people have been calling the ship between Whitley and Penny "cold hard cash" and others have been calling it "broken machines" I think for some reason? I don't remember for sure and I literally like the ship, but I would much rather just call them... Pentley, or PenWhit or something. Also also don't even get me started on how many ship names are associated with color but with the amount of people in Ruby who have the same color.... Like 'Crimson' is used for part of the ship title, but 'Crimson' is used for Ruby, Cinder, Pyrrha, Scarlet, Adam and who knows who else, so if someone tells me "I ship Crimson Wings" I'm not gonna think "ah yes, the ship between Cardin and Cinder," I'm gonna think "Is that like... Adam and Qrow? Is that Ruby and that one bat Faunus? Is that Scarlet and Weiss? Is that Raven and Vernal somehow?" It's so unnecessarily complicated.

Also the naming conventions of going by like... Traits that it feels weird to pick? It just gives me a not great feeling. Why does Neo being mute feature in her shipping names? Why is Blake's number one thing just 'Cat?' Why are so many of Qrow's shipping names like 'lol Qrow is a drunkard?' Why is the name for Mercury and Weiss's ship 'Daddy Issues" as if the only thing about their characters that's important is the fact that they were both abused by their fathers?

Anyway, this is a mostly harmless fandom quirk, and I just don't really like it. So... rant over lol. Please nobody think you have to change what you call your ships for my sake, but I might just stop trying to learn any real shipping names and just go with putting names together. The ship between Neon Katt and Ruby might be called like, Rainbow Eyes or Crimson Cat or CapeSkates or something, but I'm just gonna say 'Neon x Ruby.'

#rwde

[razorblade180]

Streamer au 3

Pt2 <-

Weiss:Hi chat. Glad to see some familiar names this late into the night. First things first, if you hear screaming in the distance, assume Ruby is playing Jump King.

“You should play Jump King.”

Weiss:You see I would, but I love myself. You all are already making me play something I don’t like; let’s not add more.

xxxx

Weiss:*focused* Huh? *pauses*

Yang: “Let me in the call you ninny”

Weiss:Don’t be fucking rude to me! *adds her*

Yang:Yooooo what we playin?

Weiss: “We” she says. It’s RE2 Remake.

Yang:Ah, so that’s why you invited me. How the hell did you get tricked into playing a horror game!?

Weiss:It was a stream goal! Just entertain chat.

Yang:Hey chat. What did I miss?

Velvet: “Mr. X made Weiss scream.”

Yang:Where’s the clip!?

Weiss:Who clipped that!? Chat I had trust in you!

xxxxx

Weiss: *deathly silent*

Yang:You’re so tense right now.

Weiss:I hate this game so much. Who makes a police station out of an old museum!?

Yang:Raccoon City. Are you allowing yourself to cheat?

Weiss:Cheat how?

Yang:I remember the pad locks.

Weiss:….If I run low on ammo, I will let you know.

Yang:Alrighty then. Your next horror game should be RE7 or Outlast.

Weiss:Never again. No money in the world will sway me. I’m not even making a goal.

Yang: Haha, Feline Fine with five dollars says “play a visual novel you coward.”

Weiss:Blake, if I don’t want to co-host you streaming one then I don’t want to play one! Also thanks for the five.

Cardin: “Why does an heiress need a stream goal? SMH”

Weiss: “Why does-” *pauses* Listen, okay? Everyone is about to learn something crazy. What if…a company’s money was primarily used to sustain said company? Perhaps, you know, I just can’t use it? Shocking I know.

Yang:Y’all are gonna make her rant.

Weiss:I won’t rant. It’s just crazy to me how people don’t ever think about that. It’s like when people think if I date them then they’re getting a steak dinner. No. You get home made tacos. I am not in charge of the company and we aren’t married. I barely have an allowance!

Ren: “Chicken or beef?”

Yang:Ren is asking the important questions here. It’s chicken by the way. Weiss is still rich enough to think ground beef is disgusting.

Weiss:*smirks* I just hate ground beef, shut up. Also grilled chicken is the only thing I’m good at. *unpauses*

Yang:She’s not lying. It’s sad.

Weiss:If you want steak dinners then go flirt with Coco.

[10 minutes later]

Coco: *donates 100$* “Get yourself a prime slice, Queen.”

Weiss:….Now I feel like I have to get a steak!

Yang:Unpopular opinion, well done steak is the best.

Weiss:You’re so lucky you’re modded.

xxxxxx

The dogs are let loose

Weiss:Fuck this game…

Yang:Hahahaha!

Blake:*hops in* Hello chat. Why is Neptune timed out?

Yang:Ada showed up for 5 seconds and said “thicc”

Blake:*restores him*

Weiss:Hey!

Blake:We don’t punish facts. Anyways, I’m surprised your boyfriend isn’t helping you through this but you got Yang to.

Yang:How dare you.

Weiss:I’d be streaming with face cam off.

Blake:Pumpkin Pete with three gift subs and says “I’m 1000% sure plenty know who he is.”

Weiss:Be that as it may…it’s his call. He can show up if he wants to. If he back seats then I’ll be pissed. All up to him.

Cardin: “Bet he’s fake”

Weiss:First you question my income, now my relationships!? Honestly that’s a worse take. I can get a date!

Fox:*hops in*

Weiss:…Fox?

Fox:Can you get a date if you only know how to make tacos?

Yang:Hahahaha!

Weiss:You jumped in to say that!?

Fox:*leaves*

Blake:Thank you Fox. Truly the best of us.

Weiss:I can’t with you guys.

Yang:I’m surprised nobody’s made a taco joke.

Weiss:Chat, listen to her and suffer consequences. Remember, she’s modded. You’re not.

Sun: “Weighing options”

Blake:Baby don’t do it. I can’t save you here.

Weiss:Now I’m hungry. This is your fault Yang. Buy me food.

Yang:Order that steak.

Weiss:I’m not throwing a hundred dollars at steak for a bit.

xxxxxx

Weiss:Yang, how the heck do I get past-Ah!

Ruby, a room away:FUCK! NO! *crying* WHHHHHYYYYY!

Weiss:*startled* That little- she scared me more than the game!

Yang:Is she still playing!?

Weiss:Hold on.

She takes off her headset and briskly walks out of her room.

Blake:Hehe, you know she’s ticked off when she’s walking fast.

Yang:I just assumed it’s because she’s short. I’m opening Ruby’s stream real quick.

Blake:Chat can hear it from here.

Yang:Oh but I want to see it!

Weiss:Take a break! It’s been two hours.

Ruby:I was so close Weiss! Just a little more!

Weiss:Get water, stretch, and take a break! You’re stressing me out. *pulling Ruby’s chair*

Ruby’s Chat: “Hiiiiii Weiss!!!!!”

Ruby:Don’t do this to me! Chat says hi by the way.

Weiss:Hi Ruby’s chat. She will be right back in like 8 minutes.

Ruby:Penny, Nora, entertain while I’m gone!

Nora:Okay so one time during lunch Ruby-

Ruby:No embarrassing stories!

xxxxx

YOU DIED

Weiss:*leans back in chair*

Yang:You know the Pale Heads and basically insta death right?

Weiss:You know that doesn’t mean I’m good at avoiding them right? I-eep!

Annoyed, she didn’t notice someone walking into her room from off screen and jolt the moment they get close. All chat sees is an hand give her mug of coffee then a very delicious looking sandwich as Weiss blushes. She tilts her camera down just enough that Jaune is able to kiss her out of view before leaving. Though it clear to chat she just kissed somebody.

Weiss:I love you. *readjust camera* Sup.

Yang:Gross.

Weiss:Shut your face. Bless him. I was about to order food.

Blake:You’re chat is scrolling too fast to read, holy crap. Chill guys.

Multiple people flood the chat with “who was that!?” Or a bunch of hearts.

Yang:Cardin should donate for being wrong and foolish.

Coco: “Agreed!!!”

Blake:Pay up! You heard to the woman.

Cardin: *donates 10$* “Only because you said chicken is better than beef”

Weiss:If that’s where we meet in the middle, I’ll take it.

Yang:Ground beef is still better.

Punsexual has been timed out for five minutes.

Yang:Petty.

Weiss:*sips coffee* Yep okay let’s get back to it.

Mr. X appears

Weiss:*pauses* I’m eating first

Blake:How brave of you…

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