hilarious to me that i've had crushes on cary elwes in all his fancy lad characters for years (westley, robin hood, that cat from the ghibli movies) but i haven't had fanwork brainworms for him until stumbling across him doing a batman-lite voice and being homoerotic with some pathetic wet cat of a man in a gross deathtrap
omg do yall remember that weird time in teen musicals fandom around like 2017 i think when we were all obsessed with a musical none of knew the actual plot of bc there was no good bootleg (i think)? anyway was reminded of it today and lizard boy still slaps so hard. like literally he's just a boy who... no he's an awesome man who looks like a lizard!!!
why am i thinking of "what if, male version of Liz?" and why does he look like a slutty version of Cary Elwes and D.is.ney's fox version of Robin Hood?