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#carlando incorrect quotes
formulamuppet · 2 months ago
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Carlos: I was attracted to you first.
Lando: But I confessed first.
Carlos: I asked you out first.
Lando: Well, I said "I love you" first
Carlos, getting down on one knee: I proposed first.
Lando: Well, I-- WAIT WHAT
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racingseries · 5 months ago
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Lando: Life is like a game of chess.
Carlos: Lando, you don’t know how to play chess
Lando: Exactly.
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albon-and-gang · a year ago
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carlos: i need advice
lando, swirling milk in his wine glass: you’ve come to the right place
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rysmatias · 13 days ago
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Carlando: hold my hand and call me baby
Lestappen:
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getrare · a month ago
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Lando: Carlos can you buy this for me please?
Carlos: Of course, mi vida
Max: He- you can't just pay for him!
Carlos: Of course I can! I can get him anything he likes!
Max: But we're playing monopoly!
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shwartzwoman63 · 3 months ago
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Max: You know, Carlos gives Lando flowers everyday, i wish you’d do that too.
Charles: Okay.
*Later*
Charles: *gives Lando flowers*
Lando: ???
Charles: I don’t know, I’m confused as well.
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instantcloudmuffin · a month ago
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Daniel: *Screams*
Max: *Screams louder to establish dominance*
Carlos: Should we do something?
Lando: No, I want to see who wins.
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artemispt · a month ago
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Carlos: “Lando calm down, don’t leave. Talk to me!”
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f1incorrects · 3 months ago
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Lando, to Carlos: We had a date!
Lando: *aggressively points to Hello Kitty Coloring Book*
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exilestappen · 5 months ago
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lestappen being domestic on twitter (3/?)
part 1 part 2
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f1incorrectss · 7 months ago
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Lewis: So, Lando. Who do you trust the most in your life?
Lando: [without any hasitation] that would be Carlos
Lewis: Even with your life?!
Lando: Of course! Once there was a gigantic hornet in my room, it tried to kill me but Carlos killed it first. He became my hero that day.
Carlos: [overhearing the conversation] Lando it was literally a fly and it wasn’t even in your room.
Lando: Yeah…but…but that fly was really scary!
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formulamuppet · a month ago
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Lando: I'm bored. Max: Wanna commit first degree murder? Lando: Sure! Carlos, hearing them: No- Stop, don't do that! Put that knife down! Put Charles down!!
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racingseries · 4 months ago
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Carlos: Okay, truth or dare?
Lando: Truth
Carlos: How many hours have you slept this week?
Lando: ...Dare
Carlos: Go to bed
Lando: I’ve decided that I don’t like this game
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albon-and-gang · a year ago
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lando: carlos!! it’s me
carlos: BALANDOOOO
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rysmatias · 12 days ago
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Lando, being emo: *sigh* no one really loves me...
Carlos: Are you sure about that?
Lando: yeah :c
Carlos: *aggressively jabbing his own chest* ARE YOU REALLY SURE ABOUT THAT
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getrare · 5 months ago
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Charles: So, what is Lando to you?
Carlos: The reason I wake up every morning
Charles: ...that's adorable
Lando, earlier that morning, jumping on Carlos′s bed, smacking pans together: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP
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shwartzwoman63 · 3 months ago
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Charles: Why are Lando and Carlos sitting with their backs to each other?
George: They had a fight.
Charles: Then why are they holding hands?
George: They get sad when they fight.
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instantcloudmuffin · 11 days ago
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Lando: Why doesn’t Carlos find me sexy when I bite my lip?
Alex: What do you look like when you bite your lip?
Lando: *Bites his lip*
Alex: …Have you considered biting your bottom lip instead?
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editss4life · 7 months ago
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Lando: I think I need a hug..
Carlos: You came to the right person, my friend.
*45 minutes later*
Lando: You.. can let go now.
Carlos: Absolutely not.
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vinnieg22 · 3 months ago
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then there's the one's who'd probably just stay asleep
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