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stringcage · 1 year
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Guys I know we have our Greywaren Grievances™ but what other book has an anal-retentive twenty something lesbian dating a free spirit senior citizen who finds another girl who's so hot that she dies so they can hook up
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crimeronan · 2 years
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"YOU KILLED MY ENTIRE FUCKING FAMILY" HENNESSY CARMEN FIGHT INCOMING THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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nialllynchstears · 1 year
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So no Carlianessy?
*throws the phone*
*breaks the skateboard*
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immaterial-pearl · 2 years
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Canon carlianessy or canon clone fucking in greywaren are both amazing options. Cant wait.
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the-prince-of-tides · 2 years
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Carlianessy needs to happen.
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carcrashgf · 2 years
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HENNESSY GAY RIGHTS
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mohay · 1 year
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liliana so swagless that even Carmen becomes boring the second she meets liliana :/
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unganseylike · 3 months
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yourlocalamoeba · 1 month
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loved your trc ship names rating post lol, how would that one go if you were rating based on actual feelings on the ships?
Based on my ACTUAL feelings of the ship you say? Well anon, I hope you're ready because they are mostly vicious:
bluesey — 2/10: okay, so they do have cute moments BUT I much prefer their worsties dynamic in trb and early tdt to anything else they have going on. Are they technically the main couple? Yes. But are they compelling? Not in the least. For one, the whole romantic soulmates thing has never appealed to me, so I was already not rooting for them. Second, for them to be together and happy, BOTH their characters get so diluted. In trk, blue pretty much has no voice and doesn't even really argue with Gansey anymore which goes SO against her character I HATE IT. In trk, both their sole purposes are for the kiss to happen and gansey's death. Third, I know the fandom loves to ignore it, but the gansey does not actually treat blue with that much respect tbh. he and the other boys (beside ronan) objectify her constantly in their heads and also ALL the boys are misogynistic towards her (but am I surprised with how maggie treats all her female characters in trc?). halfway through trk and onwards onto td3, blue becomes gansey's girlfriend who follows him everywhere, she even follows gansey to college to study sociology which goes against BOTH their characters. 1) they would NOT study sociology 2) this implies that gansey paid for blue's education which SHE WOULD NEVER LET HIM DO GIRL STAND UP (derogatory) 3) do you see my point? bluesey itself is such a cop out ship because maggie originally based her series on this whole death kiss soulmate thing, then when put in execution, she had to ruin both her characters (esp her very outspoken female character) in order for the ship to actually work out. So yeah, romcom typical ship that I do not enjoy at all UNLESS they are worsties.
pynch — 6/10: they're freaks and I really enjoyed their dynamic in trc, but I'm not crazy about them. Do I like what Maggie did to them in td3, no :). These two are BASTARDS to each other and other people, so why not keep it up? The horror movie twins moment goes hard and the fact that they melded consciousness in gw was very uh… them ig. good ship on paper and they're insane, but they just never caught MY attention.
jordeclan — 9/10: they give me brainworms!!!! I will say that though their relationship is a bit rushed, they are BY FAR maggie's best written ship. these two characters getting together makes sense and their flirting is sooo gooood. I like that they are both equally in love with each other. jordan actually thinks declan's weird way of texting is another attractive thing about him and GIRL STAND UP (affectionate). but yes very solid ship that I enjoy a lot.
carliana — 5/10: a cute ship and the only canon wlw ship in the series so far. they were born to cottagecore lesbian forced to corporate mafia lesbian.
carlianessy — ??/10: have not read gw so I can't say anything about their dynamic, but all I'll say is this: 👀👀👀👀 (there's potential)
blueadam — 6/10: it was cute while it lasted, but of course misogyny had to ruin it all (MAGGIE WHEN I CATCH YOU 🫵🏿). I like how weird they were about each other in trb, like they reminded me of that one weird (seemingly) het couple in school who pulled their faces close together for LITERALLY no reason and can't seem to just make friends with everybody. sigh. They deserved to be casual but were too cringe about it. anyway girlfriends<33
sarcheng — 8/10: the REAL enemies to lovers we could have had. have not read trk in a while and I think is more fueled by random bluexhenry thoughts I've been having, but they're the closest thing to yuri we're going to get in trc. like in my head they are always in the back of eachother's minds, they are hooking up in random spots, they are pining because gansey caused the sarchengsey breakup and henry actually GETS blue which is such a big thing for her etc etc. henry is blue's girlfriend and YOU DON'T GET ITTT!
chengsey — 5/10: “haha what if we ended up trauma bonding in a hole that reminded you of the one you were put in for hours when you were kidnapped as a child and I held your robobee which reminds me of a wasp which can kill me in seconds and we were both boys 😳” <– there's a lot to hate about trk but the chengsey was hitting
ronsey — 8/10: dog motif goes crazy. points taken off because maggie fucked it up after the dream thieves but whatever
adamsey — 7/10: THE toxic yaoi couple of all time, adam should have bashed gansey's face in actually.
roah — 4/10: they're cute ig.
adonah — 9?/10: I like the weird vibes we're creating in the studio today. But seriously there's potential here for the adam/gansey and noah/whelk parallels. “you guys aren't afraid of gansey are you?”-esque
roninsky — 7/10: another toxic yaoi fave methinks. Kavinsky said that dream dick was too good if I can't have it I'm killing everyone including myself. Which like valid I guess??
sarchengsey — 6/10: its a fun ship I won't lie. It also has a lot of potential for tension. tangent but I imagine that it's a gansey dating blue and henry exclusively (blue and henry aren't dating each other yet). henry is still getting used to gansey's utter strangeness (is very much contemplating if he should kill this resurrected gansey), but blue calms his fears by explaining that's just how gansey is. blue is a bit jealous of the chengsey dynamic (as she canonically is with all of gansey's male friendship dynamics) because damn gansey why don't you treat me like your equal you can talk about anything with hm? later on, henry can see that blue is actually very unsatisfied with her and gansey's relationship so she turns to hooking up with random girls in bathrooms and eventually, after the sarchengsey breakup, blue and henry start hooking up whenever they can while bluesey are still together. as for chengsey, gansey's holier than thou attitude got in the way and he said something VERY STUPID about henry and his mother's dangerous background so now they're not on speaking terms but the hate sex is AMAZING. they just become that one throuple that keep breaking up until blusey breakup for good (very messily might I add) and henry hooks up with both of them individually (which they both know about but refuse to acknowledge). also gansey has proposed to blue and she replied that she would rather die (which caused the final bluesey breakup) and years later gansey proposes to henry which prompts blue to finally call him to say: “so want me to kill myself?” “what?” “Thats my girlfriend you asshole, KILL YOURSELF!” <–anyway the sarchengsey in my mind? they make me insane 10/10
maurey — 5/10: flirting game was on point 👌🏿
foxway ladies (maura/persophone/calla)— 7/10: the lesbian throuple that had the wildest sex back in the 80s and settled down to raise a family and a business i love them and i hate you maggie count your days!!
ronanessy — 8/10: they're divorced. they are a fag and his hag, a dyke and her mike. they are strangling each other in the parking lot. they are ruining each other's relationships for no other reason other than it annoys the other. they are going on the most random road trips and abandoning each other on the road multiple times. Do. Not. Invite. Them. To. Your. Wedding. EVER!
heclan — 10/10: why is declanxhenry here when they don't even interact in canon you ask? well actually the heclan president @robobee told me all about them and I have fully converted to a heclan lover these bitches are INSANE
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seavoice · 1 year
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hennessy and carmen apparently still going strong four years later is the FUNNIEST shit. first, pour one out for my carlianessy dreams. gone but never forgotten. second, they DO fuck post GW and it’s a sexy time, but they are the absolute messiest most toxic couple to come out immediately out of the book i believe this in my soul. they get better but not for months. hennessy stays behind in boston for a week instead of going to the barns and jordan is like “hmm you’re staying back to provide emotional support to carmen of all people? strange choice but at least you’re making more friends” (ronan: 🥺 you aren’t coming back immediately so that we can never ever again be out of sight and sleep off everything together for the next 48 hours?). there is no emotional support being administered. hennessy tries for half an hour to be REAL nice because she’s like i’m literally fixed (???) but then they fight so bitterly it is a wonder the whole place doesn’t collapse immediately. they would have 100% made out after that, but carmen needs to get blood transfusions. yes this is happening in the hospital. hennessy paints the most dynamic, alive, STUNNING portraits of carmen every other week but also she burns them at the slightest hint of an argument. carmen has gotten really into german opera and weaponises it frequently. there is one (1) functional car between them all right now and that’s the BMW which they commandeer from ronan (hennessy to ronan as he gets smaller in the rearview mirror: ecoterrorise THAT asshole. read up on emission statistics!) there is a polycule, maybe even two separate but overlapping polycules, involved but also hennessy and carmen have their own special brand of terrible girlfriends relationship going on. jordan keeps walking on hennessy cutting off the sleeves of carmen’s linen suits and having to walk back out. they fight about the whole liliana thing and the zeds thing and nathan and rhiannon and mommy issues too, but nothing ever comes close to the argument they have about bonsai tree upkeep. (the argument is recreational for hennessy strangely academic for carmen). they get better but it isn’t really thanks to each other until at least year three post-GW
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professorllayton · 1 year
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threesome but only 2 survive is literally ms' favorite thing in the whole world. rodansey. sarchengsey . blue's moms. carlianessy . greenmantles & grey man. the three sleepers even
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stringcage · 1 year
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mom said it's my turn to wield From Chaos
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crimeronan · 2 years
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carliana's lack of conflict leaves me fairly uninterested in their relationship BUT. i have come to appreciate it in the context of hennessy. alone carliana are the kind of frictionless wlw that feel too sanitized to be real for me -- except then you introduce hennessy & the relationship takes on a whole new meaning. these two women as the only people hennessy has met who can trust & communicate with each other, who make hennessy feel safe even though they should be her mortal enemies, who help her dream in an instant just through being kind.... especially when you compare the messy desperation and antagonism of hennessy's relationships to ronan and bryde. she has been starving & that context turns carliana from a boring sidenote into a thematic centerpiece of hennessy's arc / the story as a whole. kindness and trust are what it's all about baybey!! community is forged through love and support!! genuine compassion beats hollow codependence every time!! you gotta get better if u wanna heal!! send post
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parrishh · 1 year
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ok here is a VERY LONG dump of every somewhat coherent thought i have put together about my first greywaren read. for the love of GOD do not click read more if you haven't read the book. unless you want to spoil literally the whole book for yourself in which case go buck wild i guess
anyway
declan motherfucking lynch, you guys. he keeps making coffee even though it makes his stomach hurt because matthew likes the smell of it in the morning. he was the first person to ever love ronan. he tried not to love matthew but then matthew reached for his hand at the fair. when he was a child he organized records by color for fun. find whoever killed matthew and make sure they are never happy ever again. he didn't want to be the last one left. you were the story i chose for myself. literally the entirety of chapter twenty seven. he used ronan's sun dogs. he sat on the driveway and cried for the first time since his father's death. he cried again when he set the moth free. he's literally everything to me. he's everything to me
ON THE SEVENTH DAY THE LYNCH BROTHERS DISCOVERED THEY WERE FRIENDS ONCE MORE
i can't believe stief played the long con for so many years making us all believe niall was a soulless irredeemable bastard when actually he wasn't. when actually he loved declan more than anything in the world and loved ronan when mór couldn't and gave up the memory of declan's birth because it was too painful to keep
i want a whole spinoff series about the new fenian btw. he's a dreamt copy of a man who carries memories around in a briefcase. that is actually the tightest shit ever i'm not even kidding
matthew punched declan in the face. that is all
actually i lied i have more matthew thoughts. he knows american sign language. he asked bryde if bryde has any bones. seems to me that if i had to learn to be sad, you have to learn to be happy. he walked all the way to the barns from boston. how did he walk all the way to the barns from boston? also where did his hair go?
i feel like a FOOL for theorizing that bryde was the big bad and had been manipulating nathan when really nathan was the big bad all along and bryde was just some guy coping with his miserable existence. sorry bryde. also i really thought whoever dreamt liliana was gonna be someone we knew, not just some random man a thousand years ago, but yeah. ok. that's fine
CARMEN AND HENNESSY GIRLFRIENDS CONFIRMED. i was hoping for carlianessy but also i guess i understand why liliana had to die in order to share her vision with carmen so i will take it
hennessy monologues so that she doesn't really have to say anything at all. her first sweetmetal since jordan in white was the notecard of her broken heart. she threw herself at the lace because she could handle the pain without the fear. jordan saw herself as just jordan without hennessy before hennessy could see herself as just hennessy without jordan. she gave ronan a snakeskin tattoo. she brought adam back from the lace. shit's about to get real touching and i worked too hard to not get the satisfaction of seeing it go down
not as much jordan as i would have liked but i guess she completed most of her arc in mister impossible? i just want more of her i love her so much she's just so GOOD. she barely knew adam but she fed him sugar water to keep him alive even when she had to fight to stay awake. how about i just take you out of that suit now instead?
ronan! RONAN! he's human but he's not. he's an ancient entity in a human body but he grew up in this world so now there's real human in him, too. it's declan who first makes him remember himself. he belongs to both worlds, actually, so he gets to pick which one he wants and he chooses the one with everyone he loves in it. he has to choose between adam and the world and he chooses the world even though adam is everything to him. he gets to keep adam anyway. he's maybe the most powerful entity in existence and his parents (dreamers? manifesters?) were worried that maybe he would end the world but he saves it instead and it's because he's so full of love
adam. my adam. adam! (slamming my head against the wall btw)
i left my adam-specific thoughts for last because i could literally launch from my seat and crash through the ceiling if i sit here and think about him for too long. his accent came back. don't call me he says but then he finds chainsaw and he cradles her lovingly like he clearly has before and he cries with his legs intertwined in ronan's and he scries even though it's dangerous. 'cause i made this fake version of me, right, and i was wide awake when i did it. he speaks to the lace politely. over the summer he tried to convince himself not to love ronan every time he was alone but fell apart every time he saw ronan again. his face just wore a raw relief, a peace
i'm gonna tear the epilogue out of the book, shred it into small pieces, and eat it. what the fuck. jordan and declan are getting married. hennessy is there with her girlfriend carmen and henry is there with his mom and all the fox way women are there too. gansey and blue are there and honestly it tracks that they're both sociology majors. adam transferred schools twice (something something he's finally realized he's allowed to make changes in his life if they make him happy instead of suffering through the present for the sake of the future) and now he works for some secretive government agency because of course he does. ronan tells gansey he wants a wedding like this and adam said the same. ronan and adam are canonically engaged. what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck
i love this book i want to be buried with it the end
wait i came back to add something because i just remembered. hennessy brought adam back with just enough pieces of himself to actually be adam. it's like gansey being remade all over again. i love that stief keeps bringing characters back to life but like, slightly off. it's soooooooooooooo
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declanshole · 2 years
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the raven cycle / dreamer trilogy sketch prompts
— idk if anyone is interested in stuff like this but i know that being prompted is fun and helpful for inspiration so if you’d like to partake here is a list of trc/tdt prompts 
favorite character from trc
favorite character from tdt
a favorite scene from the books? 
a character you’ve never drawn
favorite villain/antagonist (whelk, bryde, greenmantles etc.)
dreamers or psychics/visionaries?
draw a character in the colors you associate with them
outfit swap with (insert characters here)
draw a dream brought to life by a dreamer 
cabeswater or lindenmere 
draw your favorite dilf/milf (it was necessary) 
300 fox way
sarchengsey or carlianessy?
draw a lynch brother
night wash
ronan’s tattoo design
toga party time 
draw an animal or creature from the series (raven, deer, night horror even)
draw a character as a tarot card
draw a character with their canon imagery (ronan+ravens, blue+lillies, etc.)
bees? bees are good draw something with bees 
raven girls anyone ? 
draw the gansey inspired by arthurian legend 
the barns or aglionby ?
please draw declan being miserable or something this isn’t even a prompt i’m just begging at this point 
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parrishwife · 2 years
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if maggie makes carlianessy canon then we're both gonna beat the polyphobic allegations
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