Paperstar: Hey, wake up.
Player: Wha- what?!
Paperstar: I just murdered your entire family
Player: ... my parents are out tonight?
Paperstar: Then who are these people in your house!?
Player: THERE'S PEOPLE IN MY HOUSE!?
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Carmen: Care to explain the text you sent me last night, Tigress?
Tigress: …
Tigress: It was autocorrect.
Carmen: Autocorrect wrote, “You’re so hot please step on me”?
Tigress: …Correct, yes.
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Maelstrom: and where are the operatives?
Cleo: they're all whooping inside the cafeteria
Maelstrom: is that Dr. Bellum? with the coach?
Brunt: WE WON A BEETLE FIGHT 'GAINST THE KITTY CAT AND THE MIME
Dr. Bellum: Haha yes, they stood no chance against Big Shelly, our adult male dung beetle. Tigress was quite dissapointed
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Ivy: What the hell is wrong with you?!
Zack: Funny, Carmen asks me the same thing every time we interact too.
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*Player and The Troll are cyberbullying each other*
Flytrap: Did he make any spelling mistakes?
The Troll: No, but he did say who instead of whom.
Flytrap: Call it.
The Troll: *typing* I think you’ll find it’s “whom”.
Spinkick: Quick! Block him before he can respond!
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Gru: *steals the moon*
Chase Devineaux: IT WAS HER!!! LA FEMME ROUGE!!!
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Carmen: It's kinda cold.
Gray: Here, love!
Gray: *takes off his jacket and puts it on her shoulders*
Carmen: I love you.
Gray: God, I love you too.
Carmen: *kisses his cheek*
Dash: *looking at Zack*
Dash: I'm cold, too.
Zack: Well, damn, Dash, I can't
control the weather!
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Zack: So you can predict my moves? Can you read my mind?
Shadow-san: Yes.
Zack: OK. What number am I thinking of?
Shadow-san: You aren't thinking of a number. You are thinking of flapjacks.
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Ivy: Someone stole our car!!
Carmen: Oh, shit! Did you see their face, at least?
Zack: No, but don't worry! I got their license plate number!!
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Surveyer: On a scale of one to ten, how gay-
Roundabout: 112 Square feet.
Roundabout: My sexuality is made to confuse people.
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Ivy: Can we PLEASE keep Player?
Carmen: No, we cannot keep him.
Zack: But Player's perfect! He's smart and friendly and-
Carmen: He HAS parents! People who have legal custody of him.
Ivy, scoffing: Since when has that stopped you before?
Carmen:
Carmen: I am not participating in this conversation.
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Carmen: Okaayy… but if you’re not gay, then why are you always holding my hand mid-fight and kissing me as you make your escapes and telling me I’m your romantic rival?
Tigress: DUDE- IT’S SATIRE!!
Carmen: THAT’S NOT WHAT SATIRE MEANS????
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Zari: Carmen Sandiego, you're under arrest
Carmen: sorry my dad said no
Zari: Excuse me?
Zack: didn't you hear carm? dad said no
Shadowsan: this is correct. im dad.
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Carmen: Player, check into their cameras.
Player: Oh sure, let me just load my "tap into every security camera in VILE" app.
Player: *taps the screen*
Player: I’m sorry if that sounded like sarcasm. It wasn’t. I am in.
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Shadow San: *tells Carmen Her entire bacckstory*
Carmen: and why should I believe you?
Shadow San: ...
Shadow San: Fine the coat was empty
Carmen: WELCOME TO THE FAMILY
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