#carmilla incorrect quotes

[zoeyisagaynerd]

Laura: *gets a vital organ ripped out*

The scooby gang: *visible panic and anguish*

Laura: guys I'm fine carmilla said all my bleeding is internal. that's where the bloods supposed to be

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[drowninnoodles]

Thanks to @convolutedblasphemy for quotes ofc

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[convolutedblasphemy]

Part 2! More shenanigans from Hell!

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[chaoticace2005]

Velvette: Who would win? All of Europe or a sick rat?

Carmilla, covering Zestial’s “ears”: Too soon.

Velvette: It has been seven and a half centuries-

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[this-hazbin-quoted]

Carmilla: I told the girls I got tea and they asked if it was ‘herbal or verbal’.

Zestial: *snorts*

Clara, from the other room: A LOVING MOTHER WOULD SHARE THE GOSSIP FROM HER WORK WITH HER CHILDREN!

Carmilla: You know most the ‘gossip’ is classified!

Odette: SO? THATS THE BEST KIND

Zestial: They’re right, you know.

Carmilla: Stop encouraging them!

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[niiwa-angel]

Odette and Clara, sneaking in through the window.

Carmilla, turning on the lamp and turning the chair around: care to tell me where you've been?

Clara: we uh, we were out with Zestial!

Zestial, emerging from the shadows: wanna try again?

Odette: fuck

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[celestial-artisan]

Alastor: *is wearing silk pants* How does the new look fit me? Vox: Like it slips on and off really easily. Alastor: Vox: No, I didn't mean it like that- Carmilla, so done: We know what you meant.

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[savvy-devine666]

Velvette- *insults Zestial*

Carmilla 'So you have chosen death'

Zestial - (sips tea) That's my girl

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[nerdasaurus1200]

Carmilla: Princess it’s dangerous to fight the exterminators alone.

Charlie: What should I do?

Carmilla: Take this *hands her an empowered Vaggie* Be out for love.

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[goldenamaranthe-blog]

Puppy Love 2: Fanfiction

Cherri: Hey, Fuckheads! (Waves her phone in the air) Didja see that someone's been writing cringy fanfiction about the hotel and its occupants?!

Angel: What?! No way! Send us a link to the page! I gotta see this!

Cherri: (puts the user link in the Hazbin group chat)

Angel: Whoa-ho-hoa! What's with some of these ships?! NifftyDust?! Who pairs me with Niffty?! They also got me with Pen's Egg Bois!

Niffty: Awwww, I was hoping it would be with that bad boy at the club! Oh! I'm in a polyship with the Vees!

Cherri: Ha! StaticRadio is another big one for this writer. Never would have thought Vox and Alastor would be a mutual pining.

Alastor: (glitches out) What did you say???? (Peers over Cherri's shoulder) Oh, Zestial and Carmine are a ship, and they also put me with Rosie. That's not so bad.

Cherri: (reading one of the three Explicit rated works) Even if Rosie is pegging you with her ex-husband's dick?

Alastor: (Wendigo screeches echo through the hotel)

Husker: Why am I the hotel slut????? This guy's got me paired with literally everyone in the hotel!!!

Charlie: ......Everyone?

Husker: Even you, Princess. (Slams a bottle of Everclear) I need to forget I ever read this.

Lucifer: WHO PAIRED ME WITH SERA?!?!?!?! Who the Unholy Hell is Carmilla Carmine?! I'm paired with her, too!!!

Cherri: Awwwww~ I'm mostly paired up with Pentious..... okay, there's one for Angel. (Shrugs) Eh... Not the worst, but still not my thing.

Charlie: They can't be that bad, right? (Checks the page) I'M PAIRED WITH LUTE AND EVE?!?!?!?!?!?! (Scrolls feverishly) I DON'T HAVE A SINGLE WORK WITH VAGGIE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Hazbins: (pause)

Angel: Wait a minute.... (scans through the ships) There ain't a single one of us paired with Vags.

Charlie: (plasters her face to Angel's) Who IS she paired with???

Angel: Some bitch named Emily? (Scrolls) Looks like about half of these fics are Vaggie and Emily.... With one rated E fic, too..... (Taps random fic) "Emily knew this could only end badly, but the way the fallen angel stared at her with a smoldering eye made her go weak at the knees. The two reached out and..." What the fuck??? (squints) "Passionately held hands"???

Charlie: (eyes bleed red as she scrolls up to the Author Name) Who's writing these?

Vaggie: (finally bothering to open the link and reads the page username) "Em-Emmie-E"

Charlie: (eye twitches, and she roars so loud that all of Pride can hear) EMILY!!!!!!!

-Meanwhile: In Heaven-

Emily: (watching Hell like it's the latest episode of Days of Our Lives and taking notes)

EMILY!!!!!!

Emily: (fumbles her notebook) Oh, peach crumble!

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[zootopiathingz]

Carmilla: congratulations, you three have won gold, silver, and bronze in the morons’ Olympics.

Velvette:

Vox:

Valentino: who won gold?

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[helluvabun]

Zestial tries

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[2ndprinceofdarkness]

Carmilla Carmine.

[While your here, maybe check out the Hazbin AU script I’m writing??]

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[hazbinhelluvagoodomen]

*Vaggie, Velvette, Charlie, Carmilla, Mimzy, and Rosie running behind Alastor in the streets of hell.*

Alastor: LET'S GO LESBIANS LETS GO!!

Alastor: GET OUT OF THE WAY!!! *throws Vox, who just so happened to be on the sidewalk, into oncoming traffic* LESBIANS COMING THROUGH!

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[weapons-maker-carmilla]

Odette: Why was Zestial's car in our driveway when I went on errands?

Carmilla, not looking up from making dinner: We were having a meeting.

Clara: In your room?

Carmilla: IT WAS IMPORTANT PERSONAL BUSINESS!

Both girls: Right.

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[weirdkev27]

Charlie: I just found out that my girlfriend is an exterminator.

Carmilla: ...your girlfriend?

Charlie: [nods]

Carmilla: The one with the x over her eye and the angelic spear?

Charlie: [nods again]

Carmilla: [no change of tone or expression whatsoever] ...That must have been quite a shock.

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