Wade: Wait… You’re a lesbian?! How?!
Carol: It started off as a seven day free trial, but I forgot to cancel, so here we are.
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Y/n: If Carol isn't a lesbian then explain this!
Fury: That's a picture of Carol and Goose.
Y/n: No, that's a picture of a lesbian and her cat.
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Imagine if you will, the Avengers living as teenagers all together. Different posts they may make on tumblr.
If you guys like these let me know!
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I am currently looking for a galactic hero, space heater, cuddly, blonde girlfriend can someone help me out please
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carol: [look at m/n with disappointment] did you do it?
m/n: [pout] why when something goes wrong, you blame me! after all these years, where's the trust?
carol: [raised her eyebrows]
m/n: [sighed] but yeah, I did it.
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*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Carol: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Sam: ...I did. I broke it.
Carol: No. No you didn't. Yelena?
Yelena: Don't look at me. Look at Kate.
Kate: What?! I didn't break it.
Yelena: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Kate: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Yelena: Suspicious.
Kate: No, it's not!
Peter: If it matters, probably not, but Kamala was the last one to use it.
Kamala: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Peter: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Kamala: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Peter!
Sam: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Carol.
Carol: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
Peter: Carol... Yelena's been awfully quiet.
Yelena: rEALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
Carol, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Carol: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Carol:
Carol: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
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Yelena: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Wanda: didn't we left you with Carol?
Carol: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.
Natasha: I'm gonna kill you both one day
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Kamala: I'm getting another sibling!
Carol: Congratulations! Do you know what-
Muneeba Khan: *slams adoption papers on the table* The sibling is you. Sign right here.
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Avengers reactions to being called straight:
Carol: The fuck, no I'm not.
Maria Hill: Excuse the hell out of you?
Valkyrie: Ding dong, you are wrong!
Wanda: Who told you that? And why did they lie?
Kate: Rude.
Natasha: *punches the person*
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Carol: What's Peter to you?
Natasha and Y/N: The reason we wake up every morning.
Wanda: That's adorable!
Peter, their son, earlier that morning, banging pots together: WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP!
(Bonus)
Peter, still banging pots together: I DEMAND ATTENTION!
Y/N: THERE'S NO WAY WE CAN GIVE YOU ANYTHING ELSE, RIGHT NOW!
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Wanda: Are you guys worried about Y/N?
Carol: Totally!
Kate: Yeah, they called me in the middle of the night and just yelled “what do I do, what do I do, what do I do, what do I do?!”
Jennifer: And what did you say?
Kate: “I don’t know, I don’t know, I don’t know, I don’t know!”
Jennifer:
Jennifer: ...They’re lucky to have you as a friend.
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Y/n: Valkyrie said we got princess at home.
Carol: Stop saying that!
Valkyrie: Okay, pretty princess.
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Carol: While I’m gone, Kamala, you’re in charge.
Kamala: Yes!!
Carol, whispering: Monica, you’re secretly in charge.
Monica: Obviously.
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kamala: i made you a friendship bracelet! carol, monica, and i have matching ones and i made goose a matching collar too
fury: you know, i don't really wear jewelry...
kamala: oh ok well you don't have to-
fury: back the fuck off this is mine im wearing it
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