#carole baskin aH

[astroariska]

UNDERSTANDING 3RD HOUSE IN ASTROLOGY WITH "BODY" (FROM MEGAN THEE STALLION)

Have you ever heard a song called "Body" by Megan Thee Stallion?

Beside it's very explicit content. But i want to show you how this song, depict the most simple and arguably, the most accurate takes on 3rd house in astrology.

Now, let's take a little look into the lyrics of this "body" song.

Real hot girl shit

Ah (And if the beat live, you know Lil Ju made it)

Body-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-o dy-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody (mwah) [2×]

Body crazy, curvy, wavy, big titties, lil' waist (yeah, yeah, yeah) [2x]

Body-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-o dy-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody (mwah)

The first thing we need to acknowledged about 3rd house is the signify of the BODY. Yes, our human body is represented by 3rd house more than 1st house. Why? Because 1st house shit is more about THE FACE and the appearances. And i need to make it clear for you. Appearances DOES NOT EQUAL WITH YOUR PHYSICAL BODY. Someone can have a bad appearances beside have a very favourable body types. Someone could have a very pleasurabls appearances even if their body types is not favourable.

This is might be easier but. Seriously, when it comes to body. 1st house is what you guys momma and dad just gave you. 3rd house, is what you take care of them momma and dad gave. lmao 😭

(fun fact, 3rd house is also about house of identification as in learning process. Notice the lyrics before the drop of this song tell you how to identify the person who made the song ["And if the beat live, you know Lil Ju made it"])

Okay, let's go next!!

Look at how I bodied that, ate it up and gave it back (ugh)

Yeah, you look good, but they still wanna know where Megan at (where Megan at?)

Saucy like a barbecue but you won't get your baby back

See me in that dress and he feel like he almost tasted that (ah, ah, ah)

Not only body as in type and shape. The theme of body in 3rd house also represent how you are connect and acknowledge the condition of your body ("Look at how I bodied that, ate it up and gave it back (ugh)"). It's about how you notice the signals that your body is given to you. How it give you starvation? how it give you hunger and fullness? how it gives you satisfaction? how the metabolism and the pulse is going? How it sends a signal to your environment and neighbourhood?

Yeah, you look good, but they still wanna know where Megan at (where Megan at?)

3rd house in astrology is also signify your connection with your neighbourhood or environment or local community. ("Where Megan at?") i also notice that strong 3rd make someone's presence felt at your local community. It does not equal with power, but at least the person will always being the talk or the town. That's really make sense that 3rd house is also house of competition and comparation ("Yeah, you look good, but they still wanna know where Megan at") it's not like how Mars and Aries treat competition because their burning passion and the urge to survive to be the best. 3rd house competition come from comparing the differences toward one from another. Mars and Aries competition is more spiritual and warrior-like of your soul path. But 3rd house competition is more physical and mental as a social dynamics.

See me in that dress and he feel like he almost tasted that (ah, ah, ah)

3rd house also rules our five sensory. (also 11th house (wish) from 5th house (sex) and 3rd house from 3rd house is 5th house (sex). So, do you get it?)

You know I'm the hottest, you ain't ever gotta heat me up

I'm present when I'm absent, speakin' when I'm not there

All them bitches scary cats, I call 'em Carole Baskins, ah

3rd house is also tell you the power of reading the air of the room ("You know I'm the hottest, you ain't ever gotta heat me up") without any word while also being the house of communication ("I'm present when I'm absent, speakin' when I'm not there"). I have seen how the presence of people with the strong 3rd house always immaculately crazy. They always around in the neighbourhood that their absence become the topic of the town! They always being the one who doesn't realize that how they pull the attention (kind of the attention that Leo actually wants, anyway) because they are SO PRESENT. But takes note that this is not because the charisma (like 1, 8 or 10th house) but because of the familiarity and habitual. Also, notice the next lyrics made us comeback to the topic of 3rd house as the house of competition and differences ("All them bitches scary cats, I call 'em Carole Baskins, ah")

I'm a hot ebony, they gon' click it if it's me (if it's me) All my bitches been gettin' these niggas through the quarantine (yeah) Bitch, I'm very well, on my shit as you could tell Any ho got beef from years ago is beefing by herself, ah, ah

3rd house is the house of our current local environment or how someone is relate to their environment ("All my bitches been gettin' these niggas through the quarantine (yeah)") funnily enough, quarantine is something that deeply related to isolation (12th house). 3rd house derivatively a 4th house when we look at 12th house. So the root of isolation (12th house) is a local quarantine that keeping the local community (also 3rd house) is connected (again, 3rd house).

If we took a trip on the real creep tip (yeah) Bitch, rule number one is don't repeat that shit (don't repeat that shit) Rule number two, if they all came with you They better know exactly what the fuck they came to do (yeah, yeah, yeah, whoa, whoa)

3rd house also rules the trip. But it's not a vacational trip or the business trip/commuting. It's your daily trip from home to grocery store, the church, the gym or the lovely bakery trip. People tend to believe that local trip enhance your ability to identify an environment. And as local community, the trip sometimes reveal something creep as it the first step of you knowing the outer world outside your body ("If we took a trip on the real creep tip (yeah)")

("Bitch, rule number one is don't repeat that shit (don't repeat that shit) Rule number two, if they all came with you They better know exactly what the fuck they came to do")

One thing that maybe people had no notice about 3rd house is the ability to compete reveals the kind of self-regulating strategy to win. This is due to the derivative of 9th house as a house of universal truth and universal rule. So, if you think that there is a strong rule of life that you need to do that other people had no idea about (and you obey it as it a ritual for you) that's probably your 3rd house talking. For example, if you believing that drink cold coffee in the morning will make you feel more energetic, that's your 3rd house speaking. Or somehow, there are some people who thinks that if they want to win, they need to put certain crystal in their pocket to make sure the spirits and the goddess would help them, that's also the 3rd house.

To understand what kind of 'personal rule' that you think related to 3rd house. Maybe Dua Lipa's Song "New Rules" will help you.

And now, the last one.

The category is body, look at the way it's sittin' (yeah) That ratio so out of control That waist, that ass, them titties (that waist, that ass, them titties) If I wasn't me and I would've see myself, I would have bought me a drink (hey) Took me home, did me long, ate it with the panties on (ugh, ugh, ugh) I could build a house with all the brick I got (yeah) Bitches spend a lifetime tryna get this hot (tryna get this hot) And if her head too big, I could make that pop I'm not the one to play with like a touch-me-not, ah

Again, 3rd house is about the body (The category is body, look at the way it's sittin") and how about how we treated our given body ("If I wasn't me and I would've see myself, I would have bought me a drink (hey)") but what the most interesting things about 3rd house is the relation of rituals and the goddess.

Do you know that moon's joy is in 3rd house? Because moon ruled over one's body hormone and moon is a GODDESS. I could say this in derivative; when 9th house is house of the GOD and the house of KINGS, 3rd house is the house of GODDESS and the LOCALS. And when it comes to goddess, people always have rituals that praises the goddess that so different from the festival to praise the gods. If you still confused with the rituals; i would say simply as the things that you do to energize you to do your daily life. Nowadays, as we didn't praise any goddess anymore, we keep the rituals alive with something called SELF-CARE. ("If I wasn't me and I would've see myself, I would have bought me a drink. Took me home, did me long, ate it with the panties on") [And yes, who said the masturbating is not a form of self care?]

THE CONCLUSION

So, what does the 3rd house rules? As the conclusion of this long (and somehow stupid) article. I would sum up everything that i think being represented by 3rd house :

Body and how you treated the body

Identification (as in learning process)

Locals and Local Community

Environment

Competition as in differences (and somehow, it has something to do with classsism)

Communication

Goddess

Familiarity

Connection

Rituals that energizes you (differ it from 6th house of routine. Because routine DRAINS YOU).

How your body and brain works and how it connects to your environment.

Commuting Process and Local Trip

Neigbourhood

To make you more understand 3rdh house. I would provide you 3rd house - 9th house axis comparation.

3RD HOUSE vs 9TH HOUSE

LOCAL PEOPLE vs KINGS

GODDESS vs GOD

LOCAL COMMUNITY vs GLOBAL COMMUNITY

SELF KNOWLEDGE vs WORLD KNOWLEDGE

COMMUNICATION vs BROADCASTING

CONNECTIVITY vs UNITY/WHOLENESS

RITUALS vs FESTIVALS

DAILY vs ANNUAL

COMMUTING vs VACATIONS

CONNECTION vs MEANING

DIFFERENCES vs COMPLETENESS

FAMILIARITY vs EXOTICISM

NEIGHBOURHOOD vs WORLDWIDE

BODY vs SOUL (as in higher calling)

IDEA vs IDEOLOGY

IDENTIFICATION vs VALIDATION

RESEARCH vs PUBLICATION

PRESENCE AND ABSENCE vs INFLUENCE

THE POWER OF READING THE AIR IN THE ROOM vs THE BELIEVE OF WHAT IS ACTUALLY IN THE ROOM

SELF SYSTEM vs BELIEF SYSTEM

LEARNING vs IMPLEMENTING

#astro notes #astrology #astro note #astrology observations #astro observations #3rd house #Aries 3rd house #taurus 3rd house #gemini 3rd house #cancer 3rd house #leo 3rd house #virgo 3rd house #libra 3rd house #scorpio 3rd house #sagittarius 3rd house #capricorn 3rd house #aquarius 3rd house #pisces 3rd house

[cat-soap-opera]

hmm if ur spotify rqs are open how abouttt 67 with cinders? im so in love with your style lol

"You know I'm the hottest, you ain't ever gotta heat me up I'm present when I'm absent, speakin' when I'm not there All them bitches scary cats, I call 'em Carole Baskins, ah."

#spotify warriors #well. hm.

[acknowledge-reigns]

In the words of my girl Megan Thee Stallion -

"You know I'm the hottest, you ain't ever gotta heat me up. Present when I'm absent, speakin when I'm not there. All them bitches scary cats I call 'em Carol Baskins ah." ☝🏾❤

Anyway, Happy Survivor Series day.

#roman reigns #the tribal chief #wwe roman reigns #head of the table #the head of the table #the only one #roman x meg lyrics

[gloriapritchetts]

All them bitches scary cats. I call 'em Carole Baskins, ah!

Happy birthday, Sage! @tina-snow ♡

#megantheestallionedit #blogmusicdaily #chewieblog #wonderfulwoc #usersage #usermarcy #tuserdee #uservanessa #useraashna #usercroft #usercee #usermilla #userduzi #tusercourtney #* #megan thee stallion #sage tag

[katebushh]

i remember back when tiger king came out (which i didnt watch because of its wildly unethical filmmaking) and everyone was calling carole baskin a bitch and sending her death threats based on joe exotic's rantings and not once thinking about how fucking misogynistic and demonic they were being. like thats where we are now, not at all shocked that people believe the word of an abusive asshole like JD over AH when this has been the social climate for years now. makes me sick but not surprised

#sinkhole #abuse #domestic violence #misogyny

[darthwheezely]

shout out to the cameras in the bathrooms of my doctor’s office because i was bending over and dropping it like it was hot in the mirror and i have no regrets

#the doc’s office saw a glorious thing today #body ody ody ody ody ody ody ody #carole baskin aH

[killowave]

#meme #memes #savage #dank memes #funny memes #haha #lol #dank #funny #spicy memes #carole baskin #facebook #events #area 51 #ah shit here we go again

[markets]

yes i got a c on my chem test but i got 3 more points than the guy i have a parasocial academic relationship wiht Look at how I bodied that, ate it up and gave it back (ugh) Yeah, you look good, but they still wanna know where Megan at (where Megan at?) Saucy like a barbecue but you won't get your baby back See me in that dress and he feel like he almost tasted that (ah, ah, ah) Num, num, num, num, eat it up, foreplay, okay, three, two, one You know I'm the hottest, you ain't ever gotta heat me up I'm present when I'm absent, speakin' when I'm not there All them bitches scary cats, I call 'em Carole Baskins, ah

#angiemarkets.txt

[sim-nanigans]

Leo senses that something’s wrong with his brother so as soon as they got a moment alone he asked him what was wrong. 

Leo: “So, what’s going on with you?”

Liam: “What do you mean?”

Leo: ‘Well, we’ve talked about the weather, boring foreign policy, the Tiger King--oh, and tell Naima I, too, think Carole Baskins killed her husband--but you look like you have something on your mind, unless you don’t want to talk about it.”

Liam sighs.

Liam: “Actually, I think you’re the only person I can talk to about this. It’s just that I’m ready to start trying for another baby.”

Leo laughs.

Leo: “You want to knock up the queen again.

Liam: “Leo!”

Leo: “Kidding! Have you talked with Naima about this?”

Liam: “Not yet. I... just don’t want to put any pressure on her. I keep remembering what it was like trying to get pregnant with Eleanor, how disappointed she was every time a test came out negative and having to do all of that with the eyes of the country on her.”

Leo: “Ah, so that’s why you whisked her off to a snowy retreat in the mountains. No electronics, barely any cell service. Only thing there is to do is keep each other... warm...”

Liam playfully nudges his brother with his elbow.

Liam: “You think it’s silly, don’t you?”

Leo: ‘No, but I think you should talk to Naima about it. She may be just as ready as you are.”

Liam: ‘What if she isn’t?”

Leo: “I guess you’ll cross that bridge once you get to it.”

Liam: “You’re right. Thanks, Leo.”

Leo: “See? I can be mature enough to give brotherly advice. Now, I think it’s time to get out of this hot spring and have ourselves a drink. If we’re going to explore the depths of our emotional baggage, I’d rather do so with the chance of not remembering I played any part in it the next day.” 

#the sims 4 #sims 4 #ts4 #the sims 4 gameplay #sims 4 gameplay #ts4 gameplay #simblr #cordonia side save #the royal romance #trr #royal romance

[kittybellestark]

🌹 by the way I really love the way you write Morgan with Peter and I just love your writing!

Ah thank you so much !!! None of my WIPs currently have Morgan in them (though she is set to show up in the one I’m giving you a paragraph for). This one comes from a sick peter fic where an amazing anon gave me an oh so painfully great idea

“I’ve been living alone for two weeks, Mr. Stark. I’ve watched Tiger King, I’ve been hardened. I need some real human interaction before I pull a Carole Baskin. But actually, I just really hate being alone here, it’s creepy.”

Send me 🌹 and I’ll post 1 sentence to 1 paragraph from one of my WIPS

#irondad #peter parker #tony stark #spiderson #ask me anons #please ask me questions #writer asks

[bisexualize]

look at how i bodied that. ate it up and gave it back. yeah you look good but they still wanna know where megan at. saucy like a barbecue but you wont get your baby back. see me in that dress and he feel like he almost tasted that. num num num num eat it up foreplay ok 3 2 1, you know im the hottest you aint ever gotta heat me up i’m present when im absent, speaking when im not there, all these bitches scary cats i call em carole baskins, AH!

#lu.txt #this is the best thing ever written the first verse goes so hard

[lucky-or-smth-idk]

it has been many days and many nights and i am still incapable of getting over the fact that Megan Thee Stallion wrote “All them bitches scary cats I call em Carol Baskins, ah” , her fellow composers proof read it and they went Oh My God This Is Such A Bar. A Materpiece. A True Lyric. I Have Incoporated Carol Baskins Into My Song, And It Will Top The Charts. This Has Never Been Done Before. I Will Sit On This Throne For All Eternity.

and yknow what? i vibe with it.

anyways BODYODYODYODYODYODYODY-

#megan thee stallion #all jokes #please don’t hurt me #i promise im nice #music #AHAHASHSJSJSJ #LMAOO

[mycleverdetective]

listening to megan thee stallion’s new album, good news, for the first time: a thread

shots fired : 10/10

Imagine n* lyin' about shootin' a real bitch (Huh) Just to save face for rapper n* you chill with

Keep your broke ass outta rich bitch business And that goes for you bitches too, that tryna get picked

circles : 9/10

every bad bitch song

cry baby (feat dababy) : 10/10

Bitch tryna brag about taking my man (Huh?) Hah, I needed me a nigga off my hands

I broke his lil' heart, he a crybaby

I ain't even save your number (Nope) So no, I can't reply to no text

i am SCREAMING, women are so powerful

do it on the tip (feat city girls) : 8/10

Bitches thinkin' they the shit when they really toilet water

sugar baby : 9/10

Invest in this pussy, boy support black business

Thinkin' that he future I'ma leave him in the past tense (Bye)

He said "Let's make a movie" and nutted so quick we made a story (Uh)

movie (feat lil durk) : 6/10

nothing special if i’m being honest, mostly skipping lil durk’s verse 

freaky girls (feat sza) : 8/10

love sza, loving the 90s vibe

body : 7/10

All them bitches scary cats, I call 'em Carole Baskins, ah

the 2020 reference

what’s new : 8/10

megan really said fuck the haters, this is the vibe

work that : 7/10

And I ain't never been a clown, but I'ma fool on the dick (Ah) BARS

intercourse (feat popcaan & mustard) : 7/10

chill vibe

go crazy (feat big sean & 2 chainz) : 6/10

i love big sean so my expectations are HIGH

If they hate you for being you, they not secure in they identity (Damn) Me, myself, and I she treat me like the Holy Trinity (Woah) Fuck a Birkin, give you a business, boss you up, now you can buy ten of these (What we doin'?)

i just have a hard time with features, megan is just too good on her own tbh

don’t rock me to sleep : 4/10

i’m sorry but this one is a skip

outside : 6/10

not sure about that one either

savage remix (feat beyoncé) : 10/10

QUEEN SHIT

girls in the hood : 20/10

never gets old

don’t stop (feat young thug) : 9/10

megan popping off

#text post #megan thee stallion

[glenncoco4]

They’re sitting in the sand watching another breathtaking Santa Monica sunset when a thought crosses her mind. “Hey, babe?”

He places a kiss to the top of his wife’s head mesmerized by this moment. “Yeah?”

“What song makes you think of me?”

Deeks is about to answer but before he can another voice fills the air, this one sorta sing songy.

Carol Baskin

Killed her husband, whacked ‘em

Can’t convince me it didn’t happen

Carol Baskin

Kensi pulls back and bites down on her lip trying not to laugh as she shares a look with her husband.

They turn their attention towards their little girl whose drawing in the sand with a stick just a couple of feet from them. “Thena, where’s you learn that song from?”

“We watched it in computer class the other day.”

“Your teacher let you watch Tiger King?” Deeks tries to hide the surprise in his voice.

“What’s Tiger King?”

“A show on Netflix.”

“Uh-uh. We watched old TikTok videos.”

Kensi’s brow furrows as she grows more curious. “What else did you learn in computer class?”

“That Chandler uses comedy as a coping mechanism.” Athena looks at her parents when she suddenly has an ah-ha moment. “Just like you daddy!”

The husband and wife duo stare blankly at their 7 year old that is too smart for their own good.

Athena shrugs and then proceeds to run towards the water flaling her arms and legs much like a certain blonde on a certain show.

Deeks huffs a laugh at his daughter’s antics. “We created that.”

Kensi relaxes back into her husband’s side with a goofy smile. “Yeah, we did.”

#Apparently TikTok is good for writer’s block #The Deekes #Kensi Deeks #Marty Deeks #Athena Deeks #Densi #Hubby & Wifey #Densi Drabble

[prongsmydeer]

Ayesha Liveblogs Tiger King 

“I think it would be fair to say that Carole is the Mother Teresa of cats” now there’s a sentence I never thought I’d hear

“I’d never been a person who had friends” statements like this always perplex me because surely there had to be ONE other person in however long you quantify childhood that you identified with. Like not one whole ass person? You’re not the only person who loves cats Carole

The juxtaposition between Carole Baskin’s “Animal Print for Animal Rights” and Joe Exotic’s “Tiger King underwear is our bestseller” is poetic cinema

Okay this isn’t a reflection of my opinions on this man but I Saw a Tiger is a good country ballad there I said it 

“When I first met Joe, I was like a month out of high school” well that’s not good

[Joe Exotic voice] Some people have tigers to cope

Doc Antle has only been on screen for 30 seconds and already he has made himself memorable by directing the film crew

Is Bhagavan Antle Indian in some way or did he just have a really intense Eat Pray Love journey with his guru

Also is he really a doctor orrrrrrrrr

“I am out there in the forefront so known of being this guy that is in love with big cats and has them love him back” please don’t tell me this guy does anything weird to his animals

“People only care about saving what affects them” 

“You can’t put a price on holding a baby tiger” but you did and apparently it’s $625 

The fact that multiple tigers have had albinism is probably a sign of major inbreeding practices at these zoos

You know, even if I ate meat*, there is no way I would be able to handle any kind of early prep stage of it bc seeing these cow carcasses is A Lot

*If u r reading this I don’t care if u eat meat leave me alone

“Animals just wasn’t enough, okay? So then I started adding magic” well that took an unexpected turn

I don’t know if it’s for real fair to criticize every person who has brought a big cat out in a public venue/talk show because I know at least like Dave Sal/moni is always going “THESE ANIMALS MAKE TERRIBLE PETS” 

As a sidenote from what I understand this Saff person keeps being deadnamed/misgendered throughout this documentary and I do not appreciate it 

“I grew up a professional cowboy in a family of professional cowboys” every sentence on this show is a journey

WHO is letting their ONE-YEAR-OLD lay on top of a tiger cub I know you’re at a zoo but BRUH

“It’s going to be a small Waco” to say this ON THE NEWS

This 2 minute stretch of episode is all the PSA anyone ever needs to never own a gun

Well I think we can all agree that PETA is a fucking mess

God this is like battle of the people who are terrible at doing anything good for animals

“What do you carry that gun for?” “People” AHHHHHHHHHHH?!?!!!!?!?

“I sleep with an AK-47 under my mattress, loaded, ready to roll” WILL SOMEONE HELP THE U.S. OF A

I was warned about this show and yet I was still not prepared for the level of UNHINGED it would be 

How in the FUCK does a place like this not have an on-site medic

“Why don’t you come back on another day” he said, after telling the public an employee had his arm taken off 

“I am never gonna financially recover from this” SURE JOE THIS IS ABOUT YOU

To go back to work a WEEK after getting your arm amputated... BRUH

“Any law that you think’s unfair or unjustice, it is your obligation, it is your responsibility to stand up against that bullshit law” well Thomas Jefferson was a slaveowner so clearly the injustice thing was relative for him

Traditionally don’t drug addictions fuel people choosing extreme paths with their life rather than the other way around? 

JKHGKJHGKJH this whole exchange:

Interviewer: What kind of doctor is he?

Maria: Mystical science.

Interviewer: Mystical science?

Maria, nodding: Yeah.

“How many wives does Doc Antle have?” I didn’t expect this but somehow it tracks

I’m gonna bet none of these people with subcontinental names have a single bit of South Asian heritage like okay “Moksha” and “Rajnee” did Bhagavan name you

On a more serious note: It’s really fucked up that these men keep meeting literal teenagers, making them their employees, and then also get into relationships with them. I cannot emphasize this strongly enough THIS IS NOT GOOD OR HEALTHY

It’s pretty weird that Doc Antle keeps emphasizing so frequently that one of his partners is Italian 

“I’m gonna go be a yoga animal trainer” ah, white people bullshit

“Goodbye. Don’t fall in love with your boss.” Good advice, Dad

I was not expecting all this subcontinental imagery to get under my skin this badly but what’s your problem dude can’t u be normal for like a second 

“You’re this garbage person, but if you listen to me, I’ll make you great” again this tracks but gross

Again, on a more serious note: if a partner ever talks to you this way please call a domestic abuse hotline 

Not that India is at all in a good place right now but I personally ban Doc Antle from ever entering India. Banned. Forever. I will not be accepting constructive criticism at this time

“I didn’t really know any better” is a really good way of summarizing what all of these younger partners have been through

Wow Carole is really explaining this abuse issue succinctly 

Antle’s indignation at being implied to be a cult leader despite the fact he is most definitely a cult leader

Joe’s story in his documentary is constantly “is this going to be a humanizing moment PSYCH it’s still terrible”

HOW IS THIS LEGAL PAY YOUR WORKERS A LIVING WAGE

Why is this husband-killing thing JUST A FOOTNOTE AT THE END OF THIS EPISODE OH MY GOD

We have deviated so far from the tiger thing oh my god

Why is the only man in this documentary who is faithful to his spouse the man that smuggled drugs inside of snakes

Every time I learn a new thing about a person in this documentary I have to reorient myself

This whole episode has been about this murder and I’m concerned that its title, “The Secret,” hasn’t even been revealed yet

GOD I take back what I said about I Saw Tiger, the concept of this song/music video for Here Kitty Kitty is so disturbing that this man deserves no credit whatsoever as a musician 

CAROLE WHY ARE YOU GIGGLING ABOUT THE MEAT GRINDER IT’S NOT FUNNY

Well I don’t have much to say about this episode other than yikes

I guess if you’re really out to spite someone stealing their brand and posting exactly the opposite of everything they stand for is an effective if weird and petty way to do it

Do you think the whole throne footage moment was a “Frankenstein realizing what he has wrought” kind of thing for Kirkham

This is really like watching a sports game of two teams you can’t stand except the sport is murder and other miscellaneous crime

If we’re all being real with ourselves the documentary filmmakers themselves MUST have had some issues going on to be able to walk into this situation and not do anything about it

This series really seems to present a compelling case for why every major figure in this documentary has potentially committed at least one terrible crime

Ah there’s the judgment from the woman in Florida I guess it’s two crimes with one stone

God these poor animals they do not deserve anything happening to them

While obviously people are enticed by the prospect of someone they’re into having an animal JUST GET AN ALREADY DOMESTICATED ANIMAL LIKE DOMESTICATED CATS AND DOGS EXIST OH MY GOD DO NOT USE EXOTIC PETS AS DATE BAIT

 It has been so long since we heard about Travis ngl I already forgot about him 

Why is every single person in this show SO OFF THE WALLS I mean I know why but also WHY

This documentary is also a treatise in the flaws of the U.S. prison system and how it sets up people up to fail or re-offend upon release

Take a shot every time a middle-aged man in this show mentions that he casually bought himself a big cat as a teen

“Joe was the entertainment director.... by title” I don’t think this was meant to be a burn but what a burn

I am almost certain I WATCHED that Last Week Tonight episode during that election and if u told me that 4-5 years later I would be rewatching that clip in a documentary about this man’s journey to being convicted for murder then I cannot say I wouldn’t be surprised but I would probably believe it 

Also I have to wonder what John Oliver thinks about being part of this 

[“Beyonce?” voice] Shaun Majumder?

Sidenote: Until this exact moment I thought of Shaun Majumder as Ben Mulroney even though Brian Mulroney is white as hell I guess I have faceblindness but only for Canadian talkshow personalities

I have been aware of this before now but the fact you can buy a GUN at a Walmart what in the FUCK is U.S.A. doing

Man does this campaign manager really want to take ownership of anything Joe Exotic has ever done

Ngl I was wondering why someone who had at one point clearly had a lot of money seemed to have such poor dental care access but meth certainly does explain it

I mean people can be attracted to both men and women (hello) but since Joe was fuelling their drug addictions since they were teenagers attraction is at best a null factor and at worst an added layer of terrible to this whole mess

It’s hard to even respond to this in a meaningful way because this is so fucked up. Don’t own guns.

“That was a big fucking mistake,” he said, right after someone explained that he was driving large groups of people in an enclosed space in a busy city with wild animals that could maim or kill them

Padlock penls piercing really does not seem like a first date bombshell

“We went to dinner and he never went home” well if that doesn’t set you with a sense of foreboding

TWO MONTHS AFTER WHAT IN THE HELL OH MY GOD also I hope Dillon is okay

“It wasn’t about the animals anymore” you THINK

“It was sort of funny when they started but it’s gotten really dark” how meta

Of all the reasons Joe could’ve abandoned his zoo, I really didn’t think embezzlement would be what pushed him

“He won’t tell anyone where he’s at, not even me,” said Dial, with no acknowledgement of the fact that Joe is also theoretically still married and would maybe tell his husband???

Oh Dillon spotted??? Yikes get out dude

Take a shot every time a white person who really doesn’t understand where the word “karma” comes from starts talking about karma as if it is the Law of Revenge

The fact this man brings a film crew out with him while he’s on the run evading a federal investigation..... incomprehensible

“Joe just wanted to put it in somebody’s name and continue to be the tiger queen, I mean king,” really REALLY of all the reasons to object to Joe you’re going to choose homophobia wow

Is this about an attempt to have someone murdered or does something happen to Baskin it is very unclear

This documentary has an interesting format of switching focus from crime to crime to crime 

“I’ve never been as proud of being married to anyone as I am being married to you” It’s weird to compliment your husband by comparing him to all your other husbands

How is the lesson for Jeff Lowe in this “let’s build another zoo” surely at that point it’s better to just cut your losses

[Garretson voice]: You should pay me for being a bro, dude

“I’m a libertarian, so technically, fuck the Feds,” I’ve never heard an intonation that better suits a conservative millennial 

I mean I don’t think it was advisable but honestly why are people surprised Joe took the stand isn’t delusions of grandeur kind of his thing

Sometimes it’s just that they’ve added in other moments to break up the awful immoral crimes with just run of the mill douchebaggery like the nanny/gym thing huh

I guess the silver lining in this is that potentially these big cat zoos will shut down but like where do these animals who have been raised in captivity go??? I don’t trust anyone in this documentary to not exploit them in some way ugh 

“Not a single animal benefited from this war,” correct, Saff

“I was wrapped up in having a zoo,” not really an excuse but ok

#tw: literally everything #ayesha says things #ayesha liveblogs tiger king #long post #u ever quarantine so hard u watch an entire docuseries in a night #no but seriously it would be hard to warn for everything but proceed with caution #liveblogging

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speedbee replied to your post: Not gonna reblog the post ‘cause I’m not...

Absolutely, Carole Baskin is incredibly crooked. But Big Cat Rescue is a good organization which is being unfairly through the mud as a result, and it’s a ahame

Ah, ok. I ‘dunno much about Big Cat Rescue itself, how it operates, etc. I just knew that Carole Baskin was WILDIN’, and I saw people being like, “If you criticize her as an individual it’s because of misogyny,” and it threw me for a LOOP, I tell you what.

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