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#cartman deserved better and i will die on this hill
nebula-drcams · 7 months
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Damien has a habit of doing a LOT by himself, a lot of planning, be it in general or even for a significant other. He ALWAYS wants to be the one in charge/be the one to handle it. Because of this he gets overwhelmed easily, especially if it’s planning a date. He actually cannot for the life of him go simple unless his partner tells him to keep it simple. He just can’t. He also, if not TOLD he’s doing alright by his significant other, will push even harder for each time to be better than the last until he burns himself out. Why? Because if THEY don’t see it as good enough, that means he has to change something or do it right, this can end very poorly for him because if he’s not careful he could lose his temper eventually and straight up yell ‘WHAT AM I DOING WRONG!?’
Damien had to grow up fast the moment Satan was killed and I will die on this fucking hill. Who else did you think was going to be in charge of Hell when Satan went back to Heaven? Who else other than his SON who is the RIGHTFUL HEIR to the THRONE. And don’t you dare say ‘oh his advisors or other demons’ No. Damien is RIGHTFULLY HEIR and they can NOT overrule him. He could’ve given the throne up, but at that young of an age you know damn well his pride would’ve screamed “No! They don’t deserve it! That throne is YOURS!” and would’ve kept it. He would’ve had to fight through so many demons just to keep his place, to prove his worth, to make sure it wasn’t ripped from him. It also means he had to get more serious, he had to mature faster. He couldn’t get involved in things that angered him { That’s why Damien has Nimue to do it for him, and boy howdy did she give people shit in his place when he didn’t have the energy to do it }.
My brain was reminded to mention Damien’s VC / or the idea I have for his VC and what it might sound like. If you’ve heard of artist Bear Ghost { Check out Necromancin’ Dancin’! }, that’s close to the voice I have for Damien. I do think he can still hit those high pitches he did as a child as well and he absolutely does it for fun. Like if he’s telling a joke/goofing around with his ‘I’M THE PRINCE OF HELL!’ jokes he makes, he’ll use the higher pitch.
He looks back on his younger years and shakes his head because he knows he was a violent and demanding little shit. He wants to grow past that, to be better than what he could’ve been. Sure he still gets a little aggressive but he has more of an “I don’t care about a damn thing” vibe about him and often sits back and observes more than anything.
He only goes to Hell on weekends to do his job, and sometimes he’ll have to vanish for a whole year to put things back in place but the less he has to be there the better. He can’t handle the screams as his ears ring from the tortured screams { Because the demons DO have a job to do, Hell ISN’T a nice place }. The only other time he goes to Hell is if Kenny shows up there after dying { So he can give his friend company in the meantime until he revives }
His pride never goes away, but he keeps ‘neutral’ expressions and responses as he gets older { once he gets tired of the fighting over the throne, so on and so forth } He never really reaches out to many of the kids and only sticks around the Goths for obvious reasons, at some point he just gives up trying to be a hardass and just gives himself a less threatening demeanor by wearing things like hawaiian shirts and green or red tinted shades. But of course, it makes it even scarier when he finally DOES snap because he gives off a vibe where he’s chill and people forget how much of a threat he can actually be. I DO 100% believe that at one point in time Damien HAS threatened to choke Eric Cartman with his own intestines. Just sayin’
For those that don’t know, Damien has a problem with sometimes wording things poorly or saying something he shouldn’t say. It comes with the whole ‘being blunt’ thing, but sometimes he’s a little TOO blunt and will say the first thing that comes to mind He’s uh.. He’s working on it but it’s not easy. Just been a terrible habit of his growing up. So if he ever DOES say something wrong, he’ll begrudgingly accept the fact someone’s mad at him { or if they smack him } and take his lumps so to speak.
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thelovelybitten · 9 months
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vera's first watch of south park -- season 4 (part 1)
bc i know this is about to be so very long
EPISODE 1: SEGA DREAMCAST Y'ALL KNOW WHAT IS UP no I FORBID Y'ALL USUING KENNY'S TEEF TIMMEHHHH aww he's so cute NO NOT KENNY'S TEETH DFDSBKGBKSD :'(((( y'all rly stripped my son nakey... SHAME ON U i chuckled at cartman being the tooth fairy kyle is MAD MAD i was mad when i found out santa wasn't real stan kinda slayed w his plan omg MAFIA TOOTH FAIRY THIS IS SO GOOD WHAT "tits" cartman REALLY DEBATING NKDGKNJGFDJKN main four mafia gang WENDY IN FRAME I LOVE HER no bc if stan showed up in a spiffy suit working for the tooth fairy brigade at 8 years old, i don't know why wendy WOULDN'T BE WHIPPED KENNY'S HAT kyle is in his delusional arc, cartman, leave him be wtf... kyle y'all rly left kenny in the river ihy EPISODE 2:
AWWW A LITTLE SLED RACE ON THE TINY HILL
Tolkien slayed get him
please Wendy be in the select four
hc little Stan and little wendy are extremely competitive at sled racing and make it their whole personalities when the gangs hang out for the annual sled racing every year. they still got their little crush on each other but when they break up the first time OH THEY OUT FOR BLOOD.
Tolkien still ate and Cartman is a piece of shit
HATE CRIME ???? Ngl get ur Justice king
this is actually. so good I love when cartman gets what he deserves
Bebe and Kyle in the same frame it must be so
KENNY TAKE ME TO MEXICO
Kenny did not deserve that slap BYE
SJKDNSLCJXK THIS CHASE HAHA
Kyle: what the fuck is happening
the girls gaslighting, girlbossing and gatekeeping AS THEY SHOULD
juvenile hall is. Sumth.
OH THIS BOY ABT TO FUCK ERIC UPPPP
butters: I think Clyde is the next fattest kid SIR THE DISRESPECT ON MY SONS NAME FROM MY OTHER SON ITS PAINFUL. So hard to have multiple children out here
Girls are SLAYIN idc
AYO YALL GET OFF CLYDE I HAVE BEEF WITH CLYDE HATE
Clyde is literally a perfect size wtf y’all on ABT
“Oh my god we killed Kenny”
“We killed Kenny?”
“We killed Kenny, we’re bastards”
STYLE SO TRUE
Y’all hyping up cartmans ass LMAO
Bebe slayed
YALL CANT BREAK HIM OUTTA JAIL THATS ILLEGAL
THE PIG LATIN LMAOOOOOOO THEY DEVOURED
CARTMAN GROSS
KYLE THATS FUNNY LMAO
EW
this is so gross I hate it here
Not HIM FLUSHING THE CIGS
Tolkien rich as fuck
aAND THEY GET HISTORY LESSON LETS GO
WHAT THE FUCK CARTMAN
cartman in his gaslight era AGAIN
Jesus he’s so manipulative but it’s kinda iconic
THE THREE BOYS EPIC
OH THIS PRESENTATION IS WELL DONE MY BOYS WELL DONE
Lmao cartman is so heartless HAHA
CLYDE GET THEM
Bebe on the gals team let’s goooo
Clyde is CRYING LMAOOO
CARTMAN HAHAHAHAHAHA
YO NOT YALL HURTING THE GWORLS JAIL TIME
WHAT IS HAPPENING
okay. That was. An episode. Haha.
EPISODE 3
Kyle being up until 2:00 am UGH
WENDY AND KYLE MY SMART KIDS <3
MR GARRISON THUMBS DOWN DONT PICK ON TIMMY >:(
Timmy doesn’t have ADD but oh my lord I’d die if I had to listen to an audio book of the great gatsby
mackey and victoria asleep REAL OF THEM
STENDYLE ON THE COUCH TOGETHER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
specifically stendy as their heads lean on one another 🥹🥹🥹
KENNY DONT BONK UR HEAD U DESERVE BETTER
TIMMY SINGER ERAAAAAAA <3 u get em
everyone hyping up Timmy as they should !!! Wendy, Clyde and Tolkien my babies
POGS TIMMY IS A SLAY
Kenny and Cartman WHACKED OUT ON STIMULANTS
DAMN THEY ARE SO BORINGGGG LMAOOO ITS SO FUNNY
the kids: 😐😐😐
I hate this portrayal of Timmy’s disorder 😩
NOT THE PAN TO THE FACE POOR KENNY
NO DONT BEAT UR KIDS PARENTS
“AHHH ITS CHRISTINA AGULIERA” HAHA
Stan ate that speech
INTERESTING EP LOL
EPISODE 4
EVERYONE LOOKS SO CUTE DRESSED UP AWWWWW
KENNY *slams fists* THATS MY BOIIIIII
stan so unbothered by this clown
CARTMAN IS DEADASS ASLEEP ME TOO
contorting girlies got GAME
omg not them trying to do the same show LMAO
KENNY DKCMFHDHDJKCHD THIS COSTUME
not the boys naked PLEASE
Kenny reading on how to sing JSJFBDJSKD WHOLESOME
he's so cute u guys that's my fucking son
the oldies getting frisky EWWWWWWWWWWWW
wait she's dead????
NOOONOT THE GIRLS :(((((((
Kenny side quest I love it
HEMADE IT YAAAAAA
lil Romania girlies getting a slice of America
Stans HOUSE HOLY SHIT
not the girliessss
KENNY POPPING AWFFFFF
Kenny bffr come home
THEY SLAYED ATE THE BOYS UP
THE ENDING NOOOOO
note: Kenny can SING
EPISODE 5
domestic core 4 board game time
not AIDS Cartman bffr
OH KENNY’S GETTING A SIBLING?
CARTMAN NO
GET UR ASS OFF THE COMPUTER RIGHT THIS INSTANT
oh my god I'm actually scared for cartman for once
HE DOESNT DESERVE THIS FATE
STOP TOUCHING HIMMMMM
Kenny being worried abt this baby
Play catch! Cute
OH SHIT KENNY WHAT A FAST BALL
trying to stop him from having sex GENIUS
STAN AND KYLE ON THE WINDOWS JDHSHCJDKXKX THEY’RE MY BESTEST BOYS
Jesus cartman I'm so sorry don't know yet
HUH. NAMBLA IS FUCKED UP
GARRISON COMING OUT KING
MEPHESTO NOOOOOO
THE THREE OF THEM AT THE WINDOW AGAIN I LOVE THEM SO
OH SHES PREGGO SORRY KENNY
KENNY IS RLY TRYING TO KILL THIS KID ITS SO SAD
OH SHIT NOT THE DAD DRINKING IT DHDHCJSJBXHDBDDJDN
NASTY BRO
cartman nooooo
Kenny’s dad is going thru it
KENNYS DREAM OH MY LORD
Kyle NO TAKE IT BACK TAKE IT BACK
these men need jail time JAIL TIME
Don't LAY A GOD DAMN FINGER ON BUTTERS U FREAK OF NATURE
NOT TIMMY ANYONE BUT TIMMY
THIS IS SO FUCKED UP
NO I CANT NOT MY KIDS
RUN KIDS RUN
CARTMAN. YOU CANT BE SERIOUS
NO NOT BUTTERS
The actual trauma NO
I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS CARTMAN I HATE YOU
NO BUTTERS NO NO NO
thank god he's okay
But kennys dad i’m so sorry
Oh KENNYS NEW SIBLING
wait it's kenny PLEASE
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rraspberryramen · 2 years
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don’t let him in your head (or your investment funds)
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