#cashew talks

[cashew-milkk]

tumblr was down for a whole ass week for me what the hell :/ i hated not being able to post about palestine, especially while i was in vacation. anyway here are some pictures i took while in türkiye

#palestine #free gaza #free palestine #cashew talks

[blushblushbear]

I was wondering if you can do husband headcanon for Cole, Volks, and Cashew?

Thank you💕

ALL THREE OF THESE DORKS ARE SO HAPPY YOU AGREED TO MARRY THEM LMAO

Cole:

on the surface it's a very sweet domestic life

he plays the role of the loving, doting husband well

mostly cause he is actually a loving, doting husband

he's a bit strange but then again who isn't

but over all life with him very pleasant

just don't go in the basement though

that's his private space for his personal hobbies

don't worry about what hobby-- they say that the best married couples are ones that continue some level of personal life after marriage you know

he defiantly keeps the house clean

he's actually a bit of a neat freak

but he's also a pretty decent cook

he's not about to work at a 5 star fancy restaurant or anything but he can make some very solid dishes and is actually looking to learn more for you

I will say he tries to keep it all healthy though

he's not as much of a health nut as Kelby but he does constantly worry about your health

"why, if I lost you, I would have to spend every waking moment mourning at your grave until I withered away into nothing! and frankly that sounds too sad and boring to be how it ends for me"

definitely watches you sleep

sometimes stays up late just to watch you, all sweet and peaceful and helpless

is also very affectionate now that he's "claimed" you as it were

also is very open to letting all others know that you are well and truly spoken for, in case any ideas might think about wondering into their heads believing otherwise

god help anyone that has the misfortune to break into your home

he will love you until the day he dies and probably the eternity after too

Volks:

is much more openly affectionate after tying the knot

once you agreed to marry him and he knew you were the real deal and weren't going anywhere, he didn't really see the point in holding back

he actually partakes in a lot more little romantic gestures after your married, though all of them still not directly to your face cause he's still him and he gets embarrassed

little stuff like notes around the house telling you how much he loves you left in places he know you'll find it

or flowers waiting on the kitchen counter for you

or "I love you" written on your hand that you wake up to (also there might be some marker on either the pillow or your face or both oops)

also a card carrying member of the watching his spouse sleep club

he can't really cook but he makes decent money and also comes from a well off enough family so he can afford to get take out basically every night

if you cook then he will also try to learn to cook but it's very rough at first

he's very proud the first time he made pasta and it was edible and stuff

keeps his home very cozy

lots of blankets and pillows everywhere

he likes to cocoon himself up and will very much want you to join him

aside from the pillows and blankets and a few knick knacks he has very little in the way of home decor so either you have to bring all the flare into the home or you're both gonna be living pretty modern minimalist

really really really really really wants a dog

you have talked about getting a dog probably 10000 times

probably not as actively doting as Cole but he def pays attention and tries to make things happen or fix things quietly for you before they even become a problem

likes to take you camping with him, calls it a family camping trip

very into referring to the two of you (and maybe some dogs) as a family (since his kind of sucked A LOT)

is very proud to call you his spouse and will brag about it any chance he gets

doesn't get jealous too too often but he's still territorial so he WILL use any attention you get as a chance to brag about how he's your HUSBAND *points to his ring* for anyone who will give him the 5 seconds it takes for him to bring it up

Cashew:

the house is very cozy cottage nook vibes

a little hobbit hole esque

except there is def some kind of play room and/or a least a chest and something risque built into your bed room (pole, swing, whatever)

he has a library, he NEEDED to have a library

but there is also book shelves in every other room in the house as well

tries and fails to be a decent cook but now that he's a husband he's actually a little more set on getting gud scrub

he wants to be a supportive husband to you

I know I've said doting before on both other guys but yeah he is also p doting

loves your sunday rituals of snuggling up together under a bunch of blankets on your sofa and reading

he can't really cook but he knows how you take your coffee and can make it PERFECTLY

is very much one of those spouses that likes to do everything together

it can't just be you going to the store or him going to the store, you both have to do it

you can't just go straight there you have to re-group and THEN go to the store

he will act like happy newly weds with you well into your 20th anniversary

he has a lot of pictures of the two of you together all over the house but ESPECIALLY in his library/office

lots of sleepy early morning head kisses and leaning on each other as you wait for the coffee maker to get done making coffee vibes

lives you lots of notes everywhere

sometimes they're just normal house stuff ('DON'T LET ME FORGET MILK') but he's just as likely to write something romantic and sappy ('the sunlight through the trees this morning reminded me of your eyes <3')

big dorky snuggle nerd makes for big dorky snuggle HUSBAND

also he's gonna give off some slight dad vibes regardless of if you guys end up having kids

I think he's one of the only dudes who would definitely want kids eventually though??

he's very open to adopting

he wants to scoop an orphan up into your loving family and whisk them away on the strange and grand adventure called LIFE!

honestly though, kids or no kids, as long as he's with you he's happy

often looks at his ring and thinks of how lucky he is

#blush blush #bb #blush blush game #cole #volks #cashew #cashew bb #blush blush cashew #cashew blush blush #blush blush cole #cole blush blush #bb cole #cole bb #volks bb #blush blush volks #bb volks #volks blush blush #bear text #bear talks #blush blush game headcanons #blush blush headcanons #bear's headcanons

[immagoudaboi]

YET ANOTHER LEVIHAN PANDART

you guys have NO IDEA HOW LONG THIS TOOK!!!! figuring out the logistics of MS paint is a nightmare! but I decided to finish it up to add to my collection hehe so here you guys go, yet another addition to my ms paint panda!levihan au

courtesy of @wyvernslovecake 's quote here

thank you to @mello-jello for sending me this quote!

And a big fluff you to tumblr for making all the images look fuzzy 😶

I hope you guys enjoy this lil thing

#levihan #levi x hange #levi x hanji #attack on titan #cashew's art #cashew's pandart #cashew talks nuts #i was literally clamping my fingers down to get this done dadjeiajdaijdiaejdiedi #levihan panda au #courtesy of ME

[konstantya]

Starting to think I might have accidentally become a baking wizard?

#winged a GF carrot cake recipe for christmas #just winged a modification of that recipe (so that I can cook it in a loaf pan as opposed to a 9x13 cake pan) #and aside from using a bit too much carrot (was worried the batter was going to overflow the loaf pan) it appears to have turned out great? #may need to tweak the sugar ratio a bit but still #it's gotten to the point where i'm like ''eh looks kind of dry let's throw in a couple tablespoons of orange juice what the hell'' #and...like...it works? #anyway we'll see for sure tomorrow #i made it with cashews instead of walnuts/pecans and brightened the flavor with some orange zest and orange blossom water #i am excited #personal #(PS: my GF baking secret is buckwheat flour #like you obviously can't use it for everything because it's a very heavy flour with a distinctive nutty flavor #but subbing it for part of the flour adds a really gorgeous stickiness that really helps things from getting too crumbly) #EDIT: couldn't resist and had a little slice and it is fucking delicious #was worried i should have added more sugar but in reality i might be able to cut back on it a little in future batches? #anyway omg so good and that isn't just the glass of wine talking pfft

[enevera]

second day of work and i am having an allergic reaction to a very nice smoothie my boss made this is actually rlly sad sjjsjsb

#took claritin but i think i may end up going home #which sucksss #bc i do actually need to do training :/ #this isnt even abt anything im just talking rn #fucking cashews #i think anyway #unless cranberry nuts is like it’s own nut

[rotationalsymmetry]

Very worried I'm going to have to figure out how to explain the differences between different types of moss soon.

But a lot of people are participating and that's wonderful.

And it's definitely making my week more interesting than it would otherwise be.

#would I rather be talking about water lilies and buckwheat and cashews than moss type 47? yes #am I going to keep rigidly impartial on the actual showdown blog? #also yes #probably #I might break later this week and start posting lots of pretty flowers #I am concerned the votes might be biased towards things that sound like One Thing #over things that are many things and are therefor harder to picture

[earmo-imni]

I think I may have developed an allergy to pecans :(

#i eat nuts for protein for my breakfast #and usually i get cashews but they were out of what i wanted so i got pecans #i tried one pecan on wednesday and my throat got a weird itch #and i care for a child with severe allergies at my work so i went ‘uh oh’ #decided to test it #yesterday i ate pecans and my throat maybe got itchy but i wasn’t sure #today i ate pecans and my mouth started itching halfway through the bag #i went fuck this i’m not dying/paying a hospital bill for this #so i guess i can’t eat pecans anymore #marijn talks #personal #ok to reblog

[cashew-milkk]

palestinians are dying every minute and here i am editing a research paper about the knowledge of gestational diabetes in the population. what fucking world do we live in.

#how can everyone continue working like everything is normal? #nothing is fucking normal. stop pretending it fucking is. #who gives a shit about fucking research papers. who gives a fucking shit #may palestine be free in our lifetime ameen ya rab #palestine #free palestine #free gaza #end the occupation #personal #cashew talks

[blushblushbear]

cashew headcanons please im so so gay for him

TIME FOR DIS NUT aka our darling little bookworm

cut cause I went on for a bit and none of it is important OOPS

okay first off since he's a college boy let's start with the fact that he has zero alcohol tolerance

like none

he'll have 2 sips of a light beer or a half a shot of malibu and he's red in the face sweating and swaying like 'oh wow, I'm really feeling it haha'

Same with coffee

anything past a normal strength cup he's VIBRATING

he doesn't have a heart condition like Nimh but give him a shot of espresso and he'll think he does

is constantly waiting for someone to ask him for book recommendations

and when they do he is sponge bob's eager face BOY IS OVER THE MOON

also he doesn't just read good books

he'll literally read anything

he ADORES trashy novels

especially if they're spicy *eyebrow wiggle*

he recognizes they aren't good but they are so wild and out of pocket like

WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE'S SECRETLY HIS EX'S BROTHER AND ALSO HIS STEP MOM'S LOVER AND DATING HIS EVIL SECRET HALF COUSIN WHOSE TRYING TO KILL THEIR UNCLE AND HIS DAD BUT CAUGHT FEELINGS AND IS NOW PLOTTING TO TAKE HIM HOSTAGE ////WHAT?!////

he'd love shows like gossip girl and pretty little liars if they were BOOKS instead

except OOPS they are actually and he'd love to infodump about that little fact to me if I let him (at least I think they both are?? I know pretty little liars is-- THAT PLOT IS /NUTS/)

honestly he loves when things are written well but he also loves when plots are NUTS

the only kind of nuts he can have

well... second kind

he'd be a secret college slut (respectfully and also def not actually a secret) if he wasn't head over heels for you

now he's just in your dms/texts constantly

his family is just as quiet and mousey as he is

everyone is just as nerdy

though his dad doesn't read as much-- he's more tv and movies and games nerd

he gets his love of books from his mom's side

he'd KILL to be a librarian

or work at a bookstore

English major vibes

but not just vibes that actually is his major lol

has def had a crush on 3 different librarians growing up and 1 creative writing teacher

can't math for shit

his favorite parts of campus friends taking him on nights out is him getting to read in little corners he can find and the 3am breakfasts at the local diner

I've talked about this before but him Nimh and Poe are in a book club together

he thinks Nimh is the coolest cause he's a PA for a publisher

can read a harry potter length book series in an afternoon (also hates terfs <3 )

his favorite genres are romance of any kind but he does have a special fondness for the trashier romances, fantasy, and he does love a mystery but mostly cause he can never see the twists coming

the smartest idiot you'll ever meet

or maybe he's the dumbest smart guy???

either way he is both very clever and very simple all at once

also very well meaning

incapable of wrong

only of oops

(a lot of oops actually, he's kinda clumsy)

once went a whole day without eating cause someone recommended a new series and he LIKED IT VERY MUCH

I wish for the life of me I could remember ANY book series atm

I know of a few by like--- vaguely what they're about but I can't remember their names

he could though

he will spend whole dates telling you the plot of a book series in great detail

loves pets

not great with them

also low key allergic to a few

big rip cause he loves cuddles

cries over a cat at a distance while sniffing

also really likes birds

met a few birds as a squirrel and now he knows Poe who was a bird so like--

birds are buds of his

can't say no to something cute

cute eraser, cute pen, cute notebook, cute cookie, cute you

just can't refuse cute

would totally rock a cottage core vibe if he could manage to keep a plant alive

he lost his ficus Marcel and he's still low key getting over it

uses a wallet sized photo of you as a book mark

def has you or a pic of you and him as a lock screen

the home screen is a pic of a page of a book

is very good at those 'name the book this opening line is from' challenge

good omens, both the book and the show, WRECKED HIM

actually good omens was his fav book to screen adaption thus far

he has a few others but he's more excited about good omens

wants to be friends with Aziraphale

I could ramble on forever but I think I'll end it here

loves that hack where you put cheese on ramen

#bear text #blush blush #blush blush game #bb game #bear talks #bb #cashew blush blush #blush blush cashew #cashew bb #cashew #bear answers

[immagoudaboi]

CASHEW FANART

OH MY GOUDANESS MOON I AM SO SORRY I FORGOT TO RESPOND FJISDJEISJFSIJFI HOW COULD I HAVE FORGOTTEN THIS MASTERPIECE!!! I shall add this to the perfect collection of all the lovely panda arts and Moon Masterpiece's <3<3<3

this is fantastic and I will cherish this forever. I look fantastic in this, and thanks for adding all those snacks hehehehe i will never go humgry!!!

I need to commission you for more of these panda pieces I feel like this has given me a month's worth of serotonin!!

ALL HAIL MOON!!! THE SUPREME ARTIST !!!!!

THANK YOU !!! I WILL LOVE THIS!!! FOR!!! EVER!!!!!

#moon you spoil me #cashew talks nuts #snudootchaikovsky #cashew's favorite #starred #fav #UGHH THANK YOU FOR THIS!!1 FANART OF ME HAS GOT ME ALL WARM N FUZZY!! #for real tho I needed this I have been having a bit of a ruff time #LOBE YOU MOON!!!!

[quibbs126]

The only reason I haven’t started on Cashew Cookie is because I don’t know how to draw her hair

#I’m talking about my Eclair/Almond request btw #I imagine I’d have to draw it like a cashew bc that’s how Almond and Walnut’s hair are #based on their ingredients #but I don’t know how to do that #at least without it looking weird #cookie run #cookie run oc #fankid #fanchild #cashew cookie #random stuff #art struggles

[fiomeras]

one thing about me i can just go outside and eat the cashews off the dirt anytime i want

#i talk #the cashew trees are only thing that survived here god bless

[enevera]

i’m going to explode every cashew tree on earth. die fuckers

#HAD A REACTION TO SMTH THAT WAS PROBABLY ONLY TOUCHED BY SOMEONE WHO TOUCHED CASHEWS #AUGHHHHHHGGHHHHHHJDJJDJDJDDJ #RAGE #this isnt even abt anything im just talking rn

[vixendoe]

whenever my coworkers mention that they lost weight i talk about it like I'm sorry for them and hope they get better soon so they realize i don't want to praise their diet culture and they shut up

#weight talk #it's so annoying shut up!!!!!! #my mom was anorexic through both of her pregnancies and almost killed me and my brother!! #he was born a month early because there was no fluid left and he weighed 2 pounds!!!!! #90 pound 12 year old and she'd ask me why i couldn't be anorexic like normal girls.please kill yourself #'why cant i stay pregnant' YOU EAT LIKE 5 CASHEWS A DAY

[yikesola]

Phil being a cashew guy is just reason 4958369420331928 that he’s my fav dude

#me talking #I eat a little bowl of cashews or sunflower seeds every day #sometimes two if my tummy is like ‘you cant eat🤬🤬’ and I’m like ‘but I gotta…..!’