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begaycommittreason · 2 days
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out of context things heard in wayne manor:
bruce: i understand, but pretending you cooked jerry the turkey is not a proportionate response to damian calling you a peasant again
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jason: look there’s a right way and a wrong way to make food. there’s also the bruce way, which is the wrong way except faster and worse
duke: *frantically scribbling notes*
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tim: do you think our relationship was kinda like incest now?
steph, horrified: never open your mouth in my presence again timothy
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dick: so then he’s like—guys. guys are you seriously signing about me in front of my face. i learned it too—hey i do NOT have a butt chin take that back—
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damian: i don’t understand, why does he wear such a ridiculous hat? is it like that margaret poppins woman grayson showed me?
tim, who watched the live action cat in the hat too much as a kid and is about to violently infodump: well you see-
dick: oh god it’s too late
jason: yeah the brats on his own for this one i’m not fucking dealing with that again
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bruce: are you lying?
tim: always. anyway, like i was saying—
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steph: hey what’s up with you and all the redheads
dick: …i’m not discussing this with you
steph, starting to chase him: gingervitus is a serious affliction! you cant run from this
dick, sprinting away: yes the fuck i can
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duke: so is anyone gonna talk about the elephant in the room…
dick:
dick: look i was feeling sentimental and zitka jr. really isn’t any trouble
damian: she is magnificent
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tim: so i dropped out and
duke: wait we can drop out of high school??!!?
bruce: NO.
duke: please bruce ap biology is beating my ass right now
jason: nah tim just got to drop cause bruce was dead and he’s a loser. the real problem is what you’re reading in ap lit right now, because i have thoughts on that curriculum—
duke: i’m not even gonna use half that material in the real world
tim: actually most of our villains have PhDs so their plans are based on pretty real science
duke: not helping timothy
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cass, signing: why are brothers on the ceiling?
jason: tims in timeout from working on his caseload
cass, still confused: yes but why taped to the ceiling
duke: listen if you know a better way of restraining his psycho ass then i’m all ears
cass: and damian?
jason: oh he saw this as free range target practice so he had to go up there too
cass: they are plotting revenge up there
duke: think of it as brotherly bonding
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damian: it’s not my fault he got in the way
bruce: you threw an eclair at lex luthor
damian: i was aiming for drake
tim: bruce we can’t take him anywhere
dick, holding back laughter: timmy you also paid four separate people to come to the gala solely to ask him if they could use his head to see if they had something in their teeth
tim: you have no proof that was me
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duke: look steph, it’s not that we don’t want to help with this
jason: i don’t want to help
duke: it’s more that i don’t think we can physically fit that many people in a shopping cart, and your whole plan kind of hinges on that
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alfred: i’m not mad, just disappointed in you.
every batkid, near tears: sorry alfred
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jason: HE HAD DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY AS THE FUCKING WHAT—
bruce: listen—
tim, mouth full and brain empty: the ambassador to iran. crazy right?
dick: tim please
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perseus-jackass · 2 days
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Batblob and his Batblob daughter
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incorrectbatfam · 2 days
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Damian: My grandfather is in the backyard stabbing the ground with his sword trying to render the soil barren by killing the worms but luckily my sister has trained them all in classical ballet and they keep pirouetting away from the blade.
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noitwang · 2 days
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crispy-crust · 2 days
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did somebody say MORE steph/cass/stephcass mspaint edits??? no? well too bad i made em anyway
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daughterzell · 1 day
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no doodle requests this time i’ve been busy🤍
angsty-ish stuff bc ilove batgirls wish i had the experience of reading it the first time again.
stephanie and cassandra…🖤💜
Close-ups
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Some batfamily headcanon
They all have auditory processing disorder at this point, except for Damian and Duke
Damian is the youngest and Bruce and the others protect him most and Duke uses armor plus his powers makes him a little difficult to get hurt
Dick is partially deaf in his left ear and Tim is partially deaf in his right ear
Bruce and Jason suffer from chronic pain
If Steph or Damian just stopped and went into some blank state for more than two minutes call the most responsible adult near immediately, they are having an anxiety attack (they just freeze and stare at nothing, this is their anxiety attack)
Tim has narcolepsy actually this is why he has the worst sleeping schedule of them all
(Tim's narcolepsy may be undiagnosed, diagnosed but his parents hid the result, Tim refuses to take his medication because he believes he can "handle" it, it's up to you)
Jason, Cass and Damian have PTSD
(all of them have it actually, but these three have the worst attacks)
Dick emergency contact is Donna Troy
and it doesn't matter what the batfamily do or say, Dick is always puts Donna as his emergency contact
Damian emergency contact is Maya Ducard
Damian had a lot of nightmares in him early years, the family takes turns to take care of it
Jason and Damian have intrusive thoughts (hurt the others and hurt themselves, Jason villain era was basically 'I let my intrusive thoughts win' ) - today Damian handled it better than Jason did in the past (Jason I love you, but I will never forgive you for what you did to Mia Dearden)
Bruce created a lot of personas for his work and because of it Dick created the "hamburger theory"
If he accepts the hamburger and eats it with both hands it's Batman; if he starts eating his hamburger with fork and knife it's Bruce Wayne; if he's holding the burger with a napkin and smile it's Brucie; but if he rejected the hamburger just run, it's not safe near him in that moment
Dick made this theory when he still was a Robin and this is some 'don't tell dad' information between all of the kids
They usually share information with Cass in audio to help her understand, Babs still helps her with how to read but she prefers to use emojis or audio messages
Cass may or may not respond to their audio, but she will view it
Bruce and the others have no clue about Dick real health status because the only person who has legal rights to it is Donna and she doesn't share with them
One time Tim tried to steal Damian medical records to put in their data, he found out that Maya already did that and now she is the only person in the world legally allowed to have that information
Both Dick and Damian don't regret their decision because they really trust in their sisters more than the bats
(and yes, Bruce feels breyated because of this)
14!Damian is still a little afraid of sleeping, because he doesn't know what kind of dream he might have (he doesn't have nightmares like he used to, but the anxiety is still there)
Duke and Damian usually hang out more than the others; one time Steph asks why in the common channel and Duke only answers "you know that me and him are basically immortals, right? When everyone leaves, we'll still be here" (Duke is immortal because of his powers and Damian... Do you really think his family would allow him die?)
No one knows exactly the kind of shit Damian was submitted in the league and as Tim falls in get his medical records they'll never knows
The same applicants for Cass trying, what exactly Cain did with her is something she'll never tell
Jason actually has amnesia from his league days or some kinda of weird and very selective amnesia, everything just looks like a blur to him
Jason believes that he was hypnotized to forget everything or some weird magic stuff. But on some nights, in the silence of his room, Jason still seems like a fat baby lying near him, he wonders who is the baby and who they are now...
Some days, because of his chronic pain, Bruce uses a cane to walk around the house, but only inside
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kaethefangirl · 2 days
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Bruce: *has the batkids lined up* Who did it? Tim: If this is about Damian's toothbrush, it was Jason's idea. Dick: You found it!? Stephanie you said he wouldn't find it! Damian: What did you do with my toothbrush, Drake. WHAT DID YOU DO??? Tim: *laughs* Stephanie: He couldn't have! Cass: *blinks* Jason: I live for chaos. Bruce: I was asking who drank the last of the milk and left an empty carton. The batkids: ... Duke: It was me.
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Incorrect Batfam Quotes
*All of the Batkids have been kidnapped
Kidnapper: *calls Bruce
Kidnapper: We have your children.
Bruce: …
Bruce: Let me speak to them.
Kidnapper: Alright. *puts the call on speaker
Bruce: Damian’s in charge.
Batkids: *all start arguing about who should be in charge to the point of scaring the kidnappers into letting them go
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abisalli · 2 days
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i absolutely ADORE ur Tim and Cassandra art
Oh thank you so much! Have some really rough sketches of them for your enjoyment <3
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1vyyxo · 23 hours
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I literally love Dick and Jason’s sibling relationship. I don’t care what anyone tells me THEY ARE BROTHERS Y’ALL.
In my world, they love each other and nothing bad ever happens to them- 😌
Like, yes, they yell horrible things at each other. They have screaming matches and spars. But at the end of the day, when shit goes down, they’ll always be there for each other.
You can find them patrolling together once in a while, just the two of them like before, or you can find them curled up on the couch gossiping about Gotham’s elite and all the pompous rich assholes. They were siblings before the rest, the very first. Even if they didn’t have much time together, they know each other. They know how to calm each other down and piss each other off, equally.
Also I could totally imagine them being little shits together. Like, I know people always portray Dick as the one who always stops fights and keeps calm in tense situations. They characterize him as the caring, older brother who takes care of all of his younger siblings. Jason is more of the tough love type, always with the classic sibling bullying, which is totally cool, But I can see Dick being an older brother bully to Jason too, and Jason being caring to the younger ones as well.
Either way, they both love pulling crazy shit with each other, older brother shenanigans and all that. And if you even touch their siblings, they wont be afraid to throw hands with you. This is what I imagine their relationship to be like (peak siblinghood fr)
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brucewaynehater101 · 2 days
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Can I get more of the batsiblings trying to protect each other from their traumas?
Tim checks each birthday gift his siblings receive from Bruce before they get it
Jason is subtly watching Bruce after his siblings break rules to ensure he doesn't lash out
Dick makes Bruce include Dick in all mission plans involving his siblings
Cass will subtly nudge her siblings off of the training mat when they've been at it for too long
Duke tries everything he can to prevent his siblings and their friends from getting gassed by a Rogue
Damian will loudly declare his annoyance with a different sibling for them obviously being a part of the family
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troofles · 1 day
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i gotta say i didn't even know how little the fandom actually knows about these characters until i started reading the comics. it's genuinely sad how rampant misinformation is and im not even talking about silly little headcanons that snowballed into wide-spread fanon. im talking about critical backstory moments and character interactions that have been taken out of context and almost completely rewritten by fans, like why tim quit being robin or how bruce actually acts around the batkids.
im not trying to police the way anyone enjoys fandom, but it's really disheartening for me personally to see how few people know or are willing to learn about canon.
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misosuper · 2 days
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Cassandra standing at Stephanie's grave (BG 2000 #58) with the other funeral attendees and text bubbles edited out.
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podsn · 2 days
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Here’s the tik tok I was working on earlier. It turned out pretty cool 😎
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but-a-humble-goon · 2 days
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Remember the time when Shiva picked up a pair of swords and threw one to Cass before their duel to make it a fair fight, and Cass promptly tossed it aside and cut through Shiva's sword with her BARE HAND? That's what's called a power move kids.
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I like to think it was at that exact moment Shiva knew she could not allow herself to die any other way.
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