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ghostedglitch · 7 months
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i miss her
doodled september 15 2023
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begaycommittreason · 1 month
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officer: are these your children sir?
damian, forcefully raided a petco to liberate the animals: hello father
jason, released said animals on unsuspecting tourists for fun: sup old man
bruce: …nope
officer: oh, then them?
steph duke and cass, covered in equal parts confetti, dirt, and blood, waving:
bruce: oh no, im not touching that one with a ten foot pole
officer: …so it has to be one of them?
alfred, got into an altercation with someone at home goods over the last crockpot: i have no regrets master bruce
tim, hacked the cia to put himself higher than jason on their wanted list and accidentally implicated himself in an unrelated crime: i’m more disappointed in myself, really
bruce: …i’ve never met these people before
assorted incarcerated batkids: *various outraged clamor*
officer: then who are you here to collect?
bruce, pointing to a different cell, sighing: that one’s mine
clark, was pulled over for following all the gotham road laws (incredibly suspicious behavior): hi bruce!!!
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snow-bees · 1 month
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Figuring out how to draw the batfam in my style 🦇🦇🦇
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fakeicecubes · 3 months
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I truly think that Bruce would protect his kids with his life from the media/paparazzi. Like when he first adopted Dick all articles surrounding him and his parents death vanished. Or how he played up his Brucie performance when Damian first went to a WE gala because he’s never had to deal with the press before. And I KNOW it killed him when Jason’s death was announced but that was the one thing they couldn’t keep from the media.
One day, pre-identity reveal, Clark goes to a charity gala and asks a young Tim drake and Cassandra Cain about their opinions on the subject. A BUNCH of reporters are giving him looks but Clark can’t tell what for. Until Bruce Wayne walks up to with a stone cold expression. But Clark was perfectly polite and Tim and Cass tell Bruce they actually enjoyed expressing their opinions. The next day in the Planet their words weren’t twisted. And now whenever article comes out about the Waynes(still a rare occurrence but it’s something) it’s written by a certain Clark Kent.
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yuwigqi · 4 months
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Bruce is coparenting literally all this children.
He coparents Dick with Clark.
He coparents Jason and Damian with Talia
He coparents Tim with Lady Shiva
He coparents Steph with her literal mom
He coparents Barbara with her literal dad
He coparents Duke with Luke
Cass is like the only child that he is the sole custodian over lol.
From now on I absolutely headcanon that Bruce has shared custody with all of them but Cass and has to constantly remember pick up and drop off times for 7 different children across 6 coparents.
(Yes I choose to believe Bruce must pick up and drop off his adult children as well fight me)
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ktkat99 · 11 months
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Headcanon that the real reason all the other Justice Leaguer's avoid Gotham is because there is a running joke with the Gotham press that every hero in Gotham is either Batman, or a Robin.
Superman stops an attack drone from burning down a city block?
NOPE! News headlines read "Is Robin's new ability to fly proof he's really a vampire??"
Black Canary busts a smuggling ring?
"Batman's second female Robin. Will she last longer than the first?
Green Arrow catches a bank robber?
"Green Robin's facial hair and exactly what citizens think about it, page 3."
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xelity · 1 year
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Bruce sends the family groupchat one (1) random 'i love you all' and they all instantly assume he's about to die. Damian falls to his knees in a Walmart and starts praying. Stephanie crashes her Spoiler van into a tree. Dick misses a jump and falls 3 stories into a garbage can. Duke calls his social worker.
Barbara starts tracking his location and live reporting to Cass. Tim gets his cloning tubes ready. Jason goes M.I.A. and is found three weeks later floating facedown in a pool.
Ten minutes later he sends: "Clark suggested I show my affection for you all more often. Apologies, won't happen again." and the world blows up instantly.
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elkscreams · 2 months
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New sibling lore just dropped
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platitudinalteen · 13 days
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More memes based on my wip, because it's fun, lol.
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ochibrochi · 2 months
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DC art dump #1 (1k giveaway was for tw*tter lol... sorry!)
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livingdeadvoid · 1 year
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Tim, trying to come out to everyone: I'm dating Clark's son
Damian, looking up from his tablet: I'm also dating Clark's son...
Bruce, looking between his two kids: I'm dating Clark-
Dick: Holy shit now I'm glad I'm dating just Wally
Jason: You're dating Wally? Pfft- I'm dating Roy
Stephanie: I'm dating cA-
Cass, covering her mouth: I think that's enough reveals for one day.
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mikeluciraphgabe · 9 months
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Superman: That is a child *pointing to feral and angry Robin!Dick with wide eyes*
Bruce, tired: ya, and?
Superman: Y-you can let a child fight crime Batman. Come on now.
Bruce, shot gunning a Red Bull: if you think you can talk him out of it, go right ahead
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tiredofsatansbullshit · 11 months
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Another chapter of my "The Waynes on Twitter" work on AO3
Masterlist of Tweets
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<- Previous Next->
28 - Human Disaster Bruce Wayne
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wwprice1 · 8 months
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Amazing upcoming covers by Chrissie Zullo!
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waterfire1848 · 1 year
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Dick: I’m always the last one to know everything.
Tim: That’s not true.
Dick: Yes, it is. I was the last one to know about Jason falling off the roof and landing in trash. I was the last one to know about Cass accidentally wearing her costume backwards. I was the last one to know about Bruce’s crush on Clark.
Clark: What?!?
[ Bruce’s face goes red. ]
Dick: Oh. Looks like I was second to last.
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ktkat99 · 11 months
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Dick- How long are we going to have to pretend we don't know Bruce and Clark are dating?
Tim- I don't know, but I know I can't keep faking it for much longer. I caught them making out in the cave last week and had to act like I was sleepwalking.
Jason- Oh, poor baby. I tried radioing Oracle a few days back and accidentally patched in to a line they were sharing. I honestly considered moving back to the League.
Damian- I've stopped snooping in Father's files all together. He's taken to labeling the files concerning Kent the way he does cases in an attempt to conceal them.
Alfred- Your 'worlds greatest detective' father seems to have forgotten that I do his laundry and am able to see just how many articles of clothing he and Superman have swapped.
Steph- I don't know what Cass discovered, but she's back to being mute again.
Bruce, walking into the cave, pulling on the Batsuit- Heads up, everyone. I'm being called away to help with a mission in Metropolis. I'll be gone a while
Dick- You got it!
Tim- We can handle things here!
Jason- Yup!
Damian- Be safe, Father!
Alfred- Just bring back YOUR clothes, this time...
Steph- HE MEANS HAVE FUN!
Bruce- ???
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