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incorrectquotesmcu · 2 months

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Wanda: Girl’s night, done right, is about female bonding, sharing problems, origin stories, secrets.

Yelena: Can’t we just drink?

Darcy: Fine. I’ll start. Ummm. I worked my way through college as a phone sex operator.

Monica: I would totally call that.

Kate: Nice.

Cassie: I used to steal cars.

Jennifer: Who’s next?

Yelena: I was forged in the bowels of hell to torture the guilty for all eternity.

Carol: Interesting share.

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chaxan08 · 13 days

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Kate: Who ate my leftovers? I swear, when I find the person who did this they will have hell to-

Yelena: I ate them. I got hungry.

Kate: Oh, um that's fine. Glad you enjoyed them.

Cassie to Peter: Is that a fear response or a romantic response?

Peter: Knowing Kate, I'd say it's 50/50.

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rhfffas · 3 months

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i'd like to see yelena and kate flirting shamelessly during a mission, and

kamala: the ship is sailing itself!!!! (*also making mental notes for future fanfics*)

cassie: help im surrounded by lesbians

america: aww you guys are disgustingly sweet

carol: im too old for this shit

sam: can we cut the gay shit and focus on the mission plz

valkyrie: shut up im enjoying this lesbian drama wanna bet how long will they keep being this oblivious? (*handing over her popcorn*)

jen: do you guys need legal advice abt inappropriate workplace relationships?

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marvelanddcrper · 2 months

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You, Kate, Cassie, Peter, and Shuri were in the living room talking all of you were either buzzed, or completely wasted you talked a big game about your alcohol limit when in reality you were already drunk.

Cassie: "Is he already drunk drunk?"

Kate: "You'll know when he actually is Cassie"

Y/n: "QUIET BOTH OF YOU"

You were rambling on about your new suit which is an work in progress for another 10 mins until Cassie got sick of you.

Cassie: "Alright that's enough Y/n" she pulls you down in between her and Kate

Y/n: "I'm not don-" Before you could finish Cassie yoinked you back down

Cassie: "Yes you are I'm drunk and I can't take anymore"

Peter and Shuri are knocked out

Y/n: "That's not a shocker I don't think Shuri's ever heard of america's type of crazyyy alcohol and Peter's a dweeb so" Cassie closes your mouth

Cassie: "Stop talking!"

You rip Cassie's hand off of you.

Y/n: "Make me Stinger" You gave her a sly smile and the alcohol took over you and Cassie were all over each other.

Kate: "UM guys" Y/n: "Wha- Kate jealous?"

Kate: "Shut up!"

Kate grabs your face and kisses you then Cassie grabs your face back and kissed you the three of you engage in a full make out party

Peter: "WTF how is he this good?"

Y/n: "Can't help it it's just my superpower or the real Stark charm" You wink at Peter before one of them yoinked you back to them.

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fandomnerd9602 · 4 months

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Y/N: I know you wanted to see Taylor Swift this year so for Christmas I got you-

Cassie: tickets to her next concert!?!

Y/N: ehh…close

Y/N pulls out a container with a magnifying glass to reveal a little ant dressed like Taylor Swift and trying to chirp one of her songs…

Cassie:

Y/N: see Scott! I told you we should’ve used your Avengers clout to get tickets!

Scott: they didn’t believe me even after I showed them my new book!

Cassie: it’s so weird and ugly…I love it!!! Thank you baby!

Cassie hugs Y/N…

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floilee · 8 months

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(Presentation of the Avengers)

Cassie: I'm Scott Lang's daughter.

Kate: I'm Eleonor Bishop's daughter and Clint Barton's apprentice.

(Yelena itches her throat)

Kate look the widow and understands her want say: Oh yes! This is my girlfriend, Yelena Belova.

Yelena smiles victoriously: Me. Little bird's girlfriend and black widow.

Cassie with a scared look: You’re Natasha's sister?

Yelena: Yes, so you already know. Don't touch what's mine.

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ironladders · 11 days

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(original tweet from here)

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marvel-my-most-beloved · 5 months

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incorrect-wandanat · 9 months

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Peter: Hey, you don’t look too good.

Kate, pale and sweaty: Yeah right, I always look good.

Yelena: Peter is right. Are you okay?

Kate, coughing and wheezing: Right as rain. Let’s get this show on the road!

Cassie: Are you sure you-

Kate, crumpled on the ground: Bet I can beat you to the top…

Yelena: Aaaand she passed out. Cool. Peter?

Peter: I got the legs.

Cassie: I got her arms.

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giveamadeuschohisownmovie · 2 years

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Leaked lines from the Young Avengers series:

Cassie Lang: Ant-Man is the best Avenger, hands down.

Kate Bishop: Of course you'd say that, he's your dad.

Cassie Lang: Don't judge, your favorite Avenger is your dad as well!

Kate Bishop: THAT'S NOT...actually, yeah, Clint is my dad.

America Chavez: Uh...I guess my favorite Avenger is Doctor Strange? But this version doesn't speak Spanish, so...anyway, Tommy, Billy, your favorite Avenger is your mom, right?

Tommy Shepherd: Be more specific.

Billy Kaplan: 838 mom, hell yeah! MCU mom...uh...(sips coffee).

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incorrectquotesmcu · 2 months

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Kate: Clint won’t let me go.

Cassie: Yeah, no offense Kate, but Clint is horrible.

Kate: How could I be offended by that?

Riri: Can we just try to figure something out?

Y/N: What if Clint had a little... accident?

Kate: What?

Y/N, smirking: I have an uncle who...

Peter: We’re not paying your uncle to hurt Clint.

Y/N: Well, he’s not gonna do it for free!

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loislame84 · 8 months

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Jen: favorite horror movie?

Peter: it

Cassie: poltergeist

Yelena: ooo that is a good one. Annabelle. I love creepy ass little doll. Oh or chucky. Maybe scream. Fuck Halloween. The nightmare guy one.

Jen: if I didn’t know you I’d be concerned.

Yelena: what about you, Kate Bishop?

Kate: High School Musical. after watching it I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I’d be the only one who didn’t know the lyrics.

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freakyquill · 2 years

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*Kate talking to Cassie on the phone*

Kate, gushing: Yeah, and THEN, Yelena called me pretty!!

Cassie, screaming: OMG Kate! That's huge!!!

Clint, frowning in the background: I'm quite sure the full statement was "Kate Bishop, you are pretty annoying"...

Kate, covering the phone with her hand: Clint, stop being grumpy. I told you, I'm only focusing on the positive things.

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fandomnerd9602 · 11 months

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Scott hugs Y/N tightly…

Scott: have I ever told you how much I love you?

Y/N: I love you too sir. So does this mean it’s okay that I’m dating Cassie?

Cassie: Dad! Let go of my boyfriend!

Scott: too late! He’s mine now!

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floilee · 8 months

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(Gossip between friends)

Carol: Okay, I admit I think it's cute when Kate wears a suit.

America: Yes, palpable.

Cassie: No doubt.

Wanda: It fits her well.

Yelena smiling proudly: Cry bitches, that’s my girl!

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incorrect-multiverse · 3 months

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Hope: You’re giving me a sticker?

Cassie: Not just any sticker. That is a sticker of a kitty saying me-wow.

Hope: I’m not a preschooler.

Cassie: Fine, I’ll take it back.

Hope: I earned this. Back off.

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