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autumnmobile12 · 9 months
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Carmilla gets a little snarky in this scene, saying 'the Castle moves around' and that's part of her excuse on why she arrived so late after being summoned.
Aside from the fact it's funny Dracula didn't call her out on her bullshit by pointing out the Asian vampires Cho, Raman, and Sharma definitely had a much longer journey, it does raise the question: Why didn't Dracula just use the Castle to pick up his Generals in the ultimate carpool?
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anakinskywalkerisfave · 2 months
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i miss my wife, richter
(Castlevania + Snapcube Fandubs)
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the-crow-binary · 1 year
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Honestly Dracula is such a bitch that at that point i'm convinced that he doesn't have a big weird ass castle with LOTS of stairs just because he's fancy.
He has it because he can teleport his ass anywhere and absolutely enjoys seeing hunters STRUGGLING TO GET AROUND THE PLACE AND MARCH UP THE DAMN STAIRS FOR HOURS just to kill him.
It's the smallest victories that make it all worthwhile...
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corvidcrybaby · 4 months
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i forgot to post this
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kyghostly · 2 years
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this thought astral projected into my brain
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llanier · 2 years
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do it, buy something from our pride collection
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local-ragamuffin · 2 years
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Dracula really called Godbrand a lil baby man
SERIOUSLY DRACULA’S VA IS TOP TIER HOW MANY TIMES DO I GOTTA SAY THIS
That is all
Have a pleasant evening, may you have chill dreams and wake up with the best vibes
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macaulaytwins · 2 years
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hey don’t cry. every vampire is gay. okay?
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madfaejuniper · 7 months
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aquilaofarkham · 3 months
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vitamimesea · 9 months
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Peepaw trevor advices richter
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autumnmobile12 · 9 months
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Episode 1 vs Episode 2
It's been over three years and I still wonder what kind of apologies he had to make to get here. She was pretty pissed at him for that beer comment.
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the real alucard
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the-crow-binary · 6 months
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Behold. The peak.
(@beevean had a mental image, so i made it digital. <3 drawn with my mouse lmao)
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ragecandyart · 2 months
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I find it hilarious when videogame characters eat full meals in the middle of battle lol
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req'd by @nottolerationbutliberation
HAVE AT THEE
text: What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets. But enough talk... Have at you!
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