Lisa: Are you a cuddler ?
Dracula: I AM A MACHINE OF DEATH AND DESTRUCTION !
Death: Yeah he's a cuddler.
Dracula: HISSSSSSSSSS
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I recently started watching Castlevania on Netflix and...
"Has doom come to us?" the archbishop asks as dark ominous clouds overtake the sky. "I think not!" he declares as blood rains on him.
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*a new smash bros reaveal starts with raiden jumps out of the fireball in inklings trailer, then immediatly gets cut in half by a shadowy figure and the frogger theme song starts playing*
Snake, violently grabbing mario: mario who did you send that invite to!?
Mario, confused: f-frogger?
*snake immediatly coughs up blood and ages to his mgs4 desighn*: you've doomed us all mario!
*Mario, confused*: w-what
Solid snake: he's going to fucking kill us all mario! He killed raiden! Now who's going to squeeze my hog!?
*Simon and Richter desperately trying to throw Holy water at frogger*: what cursed unholy creature did you bring upon this realm!?
Mario: I-i thought frogger would be funny...funny frog man?
*frogger slowly starts jumping towards them while dodging trucks*
Snake coughing up more blood: oh fuck he's ganging on us!
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*Dracula from Netflix's Castlevania Voice*
WHERE IS MY WIFE?
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