Dogtaro + Cat Koichi + Danger Noodle Giorno. Giorno assumes that Koichi and Jotaro are also humans-turned-animals. He is Incorrect.
(Also add in Jotaro in Italy and now you have Passione being wrecked by a trio of very destructive animals and their five/six erstwhile caretakers. And Coco Jumbo, who is just Vibing.)
HESBVHAEBVHEBDVS B E T
oh my god that's hysterical tho. Like, Giorno is just Randomly Approached By This Big Fucking Dog Carrying This TINY Grey Cat And They're Both Weirdly Smart And Also Magic Apparently. He at first doesn't think too much about it, but is happy to have this new random companionship.......
and then he turns into a snake. And suddenly he thinks his new buddies are ALSO humans turned animals. He doesn't know why they sought him out, but he figures they probably couldn't deal with the guy who changed them and were trying to get more help
(he is a little upset he can't understand them as a snake, but then he thinks about it for a second and realizes Wait They're Mammals And I'm A Reptile, We Have Completely Different Ways Of Communicating and........ I guess he's not wrong?)
but also this is so funny, this whole adventure we have Giorno acting like "these idiots don't understand all the hints we're trying to drop, can you believe this guys >:/" and meanwhile Jotaro and Koichi are just......... Vibing Almost Entirely Unbothered. Sure Giorno being an animal is a little weird, but they doubt it's permanent and if they really need help they can always call the Foundation later to help them find the User
the Bucci Gang are honestly fascinated by these weird animals Bucciarati managed to find that wouldn't leave him alone. They think they're kinda weird, but they have Stands and they're also super useful in fights so....... they can't really complain. Plus, the big dog is super good at emotional comfort
also, Jotaro 100% carries around all the animals just because he can. Koichi rides on his head, Giorno is wrapped around his neck and he's gently carrying Coco in his mouth :>
also also, Polnareff is in for one HELL of a surprise when they reach him
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Giorno under anesthesia:
Narancia: Hey, buddy. You gonna be okay?
Giorno, turning to Narancia: I have decided that you and Abba and Bruno and Mista and Fugo and Trish have to live forever, okay?
Narancia: Okay????
Giorno, teary-eyed: Because, if you guys don't, I will be wrecked. I will be completely shattered.
Narancia, taken aback: Uhhh...
Giorno, crying now: And I'll don't know what to do... So... So you guys have to live forever. You're my friends! You're my best friends! You're the only family I have now!
Narancia, patting Giorno on the back: There, there. It's gonna be okay. Just go to sleep, buddy.
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