One time when Peter got a paper cut (in the suit, he was reading to a little girl outside the library) but it malfunctioned and sent a panic response to Tony.
Just two minutes later, Irondad appears on scene, landing in front of the (quiet, peaceful) library and cracking the sidewalk. “Peter?! Peter, are you okay?!”
“I’m great Mr. Stark! Have you read The Cat in the Hat? It’s really gripping!”
Needless to say, Tony had a heart attack for nothing.
The cat in the hat:*exist*
Kinna sad that Cat in the Hat had a more believable anthropomorphic cat design in 2003 than Cats 2019
So what do I think about “the cat in the hat movie(2003)
I loved it as a kid and I still do! I kinda hated that it was badly received but I still liked it. Everyone did a pretty decent job except Mike. Not I’m not saying that he did a bad job but he made the cat in the hat some kind of powerful trickser demigod and not the fun loving yet charming cat. Now as much I did liked the movie I’m glad that they’re not making anymore live action movies of the books.im was OK with the cat and the grinch but with any other book would be terrifying so in the end of the day the movie was OK in my eyes
can we talk about how its mikes birthday today 🥳🎉
“You’re sad? Oh dear! Well luckily for you, the cat is here!”
Why ya’ll sleeping on Mr. Humberfloob? The man is the epitome of 2020..
The things are slaves to the Cat in the hat. they are prisoned in a box and are only let out on the crooked feline’s whims, working off a life debt that will never be paid.
I felt it
Anyone else wondering how Mr. Humberfloob is getting along during this pandemic?
Cat in the Hat huh…? Ok! I’ll play!
Sexuality Headcanon: I don’t really have one, maybe Asexual?
Gender Headcanon: cis male
A ship I have with said character: I low-key crack ship him with the Grinch in the special “the Grinch grinches the Cat in the hat”.
A BROTP I have with said character: Sam I am and the Cat in the Hat. They seem to be friends already in most Dr Seuss media, but I imagine they would be great pals because they have similar energies.
A NOTP I have with said character: Cat x any children and especially the Things.
A random headcanon: he loves kids! Loves them a lot! Cat adopts any kid he meets as an honorary niece/nephew. If they have no parents he will go out of his way to find them a home, if he can’t he adopts them himself (that’s how he got the Things).
General Opinion over said character: He is a Cat in a Hat, he is chaos incarnate.
M-mr cat in the hat