when lois does something she shouldnt-- like running into active crime scenes, endangering her and jimmy's lives, or jumping off of buildings so superman will catch her-- clark is forced to take drastic measures and send her to air jail for her crimes
scenario from the kryptonian selkie au that lives in the heads of me and my besties (@mamawasatesttube & @deadchannelradio) & was inspired by this art from @spookyprime 🦭 pov your kind-of son who had his coat stolen by the people who created him and had to fight so hard to get it back comes home with his friend WEARING IT (friend has no idea what his seal fur jacket means btw) because he fell into the harbor in January and so you have an initial PANIC gut reaction. ID is in alt text!
My Best Date Night in Metropolis: The Intern Edition
by Cat Grant
Lois Lane: My ideal date starts with a latte at Waid’s Cafe: three shots of espresso and oat milk. Once we’re fueled up, it’s time for a whirlwind tour of the town, seeing what’s new, discovering what’s different, looking for the stories that make Metropolis great!
You heard it here first, folks: Lois Lane’s ideal date is coffee and work! I can’t believe she’s single.
Jimmy Olsen: First of all, we’re definitely going to the Ace O’Clubs - because something is definitely GOING ON there! Word on the street is the place run by MER - PEOPLE - but look at the bartender - something is going down with him! Shaved Bigfoot? Maybe! We can get to the bottom of this - together!
Take note, ladies! Jimmy Olsen wants to get you kicked out of the Ace O’Clubs - together!
Clark Kent: Um, well… I don’t exactly know. I’m new in town, so… I mean, I do like to eat. I like to eat a lot. I have a big appetite. Not like abnormally big, obviously. I’m a normal man, I eat the normal amount. So I guess… dinner. Does that help? Wait! Did Lois ask you to ask me this? Because I’m happy to do whatever she wants. At any time. I’m available.
Agghh I finally finished it! Reference sheet for one of my MST3K AU Crows. This is one where everybody is back on earth loving their best life in a little rural town. I’ll post more bout it eventually.