i need to learn my lesson and stop having caffeine
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God you eat taco bell ONE TIME and your stomach decides to hold a mutiny
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If two explosions' shockwaves met and cancelled out is that yaoi or yuri? Show your working.
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who wants to gut me like gideon did with chilton i am open to applications
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The flesh was a mistake. God made a mistake creating humanity. It’s a mistake that I am forced to have a GI tract instead of some more efficient form of digestion
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got ready, still in pain, still feeling like I got resurrected by a novice necromancer and came back so incredibly wrong...
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me after not sharing any information about my chronic illness with my workers: wow its crazy that no one here knows what I'm struggling with
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I am trapped in a hotel room so so so so sick with something I need to look at pics of kirnet to revitalize me
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every month i get my period and every month i google hysterectomies near me
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tummy hurts. might kill myself
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woke up at 2:30am (its almost 4am now) with some of the worst cramps i've had in years. i feel like im gonna throw up. someone come and end me so i can at least finally get back to sleep
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