#category: salt

[wield-the-mighty-pen]

#you'll notice that there is no “other” category #this is by design #i am tired of the marinette salt #there is a whole list of people who could tell adrien #and jokes aside #most of the people on this list would make more sense to tell him #then marinette #also i would like to disclaim that these captions would be longer #if not for the word limit #ml polls #miraculous ladybug #mlb #miraculous #ml #ml spoilers #ml season 5 spoilers #miraculeakless #ml leak free #ml season 5 #adrien agreste #gabriel agreste

[rinaririr]

As a✨professional✨ rhythm game player (specifically pjsk) and well-seasoned ikeseries suitors simp, i present to you:

100% factual, well-researched, and accurate assignment of rhythm game player types to Ikeseries boys (base on PURELY vibes) 👁️👄👁️

im sorry i only did ones that im at least vaguely familiar with

Joe: average, nothing special about this player - default speed, default profile, average score, average luck, you get the idea

Ray

Psychopaths, aka thumb players: idek how the fuck they managed to get full combo, let alone all perfect on the hardest level using only their thumbs (even on ipad screens)

Nobunaga

Sariel

Lancelot

Gilbert

Perfectionist: never finish a goddamn song bc they restart the song from the beginning the moment they break combo

Ieyasu

Jonah

Yves

God saves their souls: spend their life savings just to never get that one limited card

Sasuke

Sebastian

Psychopaths 2.0, aka the player who mutes the game, listening to a different song while playing is optional

Mitsuhide

Kenshin

Dazai (he’d listen to a different song)

Chevalier

Show-offs: fancy ass finger and hand movements while playing

Shingen

Arthur

Gods: all perfect on all songs at all levels, often share categories with the show-offs

Kenshin

Mozart

Grandpa are you using the computer again: using 2 index fingers to peck the notes m

Hideyoshi

Kennyo

Blanc

Comte

Leonardo

I’m too fast for this shit: only plays expert and master, but rarely get full combo

Masamune

Fenrir

Theodorus

Hello 911 I’d like you to PUT THIS FUCKER IN JAIL: the player that picks the HARDEST SONG then bails during a joint live, sabotaging the other participants’ ranking in an event

Edgar

Silvio

Clavis

… : can’t hit a single note at the easiest level

Yukimura

Kyle

Isaac

Sticker spamers: always spam “Let’s do this” stickers at the beginning of joint lives and “I’m sorry” at the end of joint lives bc they broke their combo

Mitsunari

Luka

Vincent

Only pick songs they know

Napoleon

Harr

#ikemen series #ikepri #ikemen prince #ikesen #ikemen sengoku #ikevamp #ikemen vampire #ikerev #ikemen revolution #pls take this with a grain of salt lol #if you’re familiar with rhythm games feel free to add other characters #or roast the hell out of me for assigning the wrong categories #this is targetted at a very niche and specific audience

[moobrvoobl-moobmoob-oobmpoobroom]

sick and tired of people blaming the Jedi for Anakin’s fall and saying Anakin being groomed by Palpatine is the Jedi Council’s fault for “failing him” by being “assholes who don’t care about human emotion” like??? the Jedi aren’t perfect but did you forget. the literal villain here. you could blame Palpatine for grooming him in the first place but instead you set the blame on the Jedi? the literal good guys of the story?

#Swift talks #not gonna tag this with projedi tags because I don’t think my nuance on this fits into the common categories of the debate #seen too many bad takes today someone throw nice stuff at me #fandom salt #these are legitimate complaints I’ve seen from antis

[transingthoseformers]

Two fun tricks I've learned that make me stop truly hating a character:

They are not real. They're just little guys on the screen / page, and they do what we want. Like playing with Barbies and dinosaurs in the sandbox. Which means there is so much we can do with them, so so much.

That moment when you start staring at a character like a newt you're gonna grab is actually funny as hell.

#opinions #100% opinions for me myself and I #there is no joy like an autistic twelve year old who is knees deep in a creek succeeding at grabbing a salamander with their bare hands #(< biased opinion) #i have mentally placed Getaway in the widely hated character who to me is a poor little meow meow category #he's sitting in the box with tfa sentinel prime #who is the reason my pinned disclaimer exists #''sadly he cannot be redeemed'' but what if he could #take this with a grain of salt

[lewishamil10n]

genuinely can't figure out who's more annoying, the rabid d*niel stannies or the rabid d*niel antis

#both categories go on the blocklist tho. #remy.txt #salt tag #fandom wank

[taechnological]

call me evil but i'm lowkey happy that bts is not attending bbma this year

#not lowkey actually make it highkey #also i hope they win in all 7 categories they're nominated for as a salt to the wounds for billboard #bts bbma 2022

[zero-cycle]

You can always count on the reddit for the worst takes about speedrunners

#i've been a very good boy and didn't saltpost in like 6 months #but i will now and also go to sleep to not have to deal with the consequences of this <3 #gnight to no one except the ''noncompetitive wr holder in the most competitive category in all of speedrunning'' #benni deserves better than this #pouring salt #<- in case you are new this is the tag to block btw #i'm allowed to be salty at the reddit i'm the person that found the [redacted] team post

[ihatebnha]

Honestly. Sometimes I just have to trust that the nuance of certain things will be understood without me having to say it.

#either I get in trouble for not calling it feederism or I get in trouble when I do #such a ridiculous argument to make when the same could be said about ANY kink #and the truth is that I’m trying to talk to adults… who hopefully understand when I am/am not talking about certain things #like… sure it can be triggering (its reasonable to think that about any DC) #but that’s why it’s important to tag even things that somewhat fall into the category #just sucks bc like. it’s clear ur just coming in here to boss me around than just take things with a grain of salt #dunno #I hate responding to shit like this but feel guilty when I don’t #caitie chats #ask #anon #tw:feederism.

[crastlefolke]

that reddit post arguing for battlebox to be removed is really stupid and all but it is exactly how people talk about build mart

#like. its completely wrong but its nice to see a game other than bsabm getting the #''caters only to [category of minecrafters] so it should be removed'' treatment #salt #<- i guess?

[arwainian]

figured out what was bugging me about someone saying they were skeptical of the queer theory term homonormativity bc it felt to them like it was saying if something is "homonormative" then its the wrong way to be queer, and that they felt "there is no wrong way to be queer"

its thats in my understanding, the critique implicit to calling something homonormative IS about saying there's no wrong way to be queer! bc homonormativity has a very strict idea about the right way to be gay: the right way to be gay is to be as similar to heterosexuality and its structures as possible

pointing out homonormativity, to me, is about saying we do not have to assimilate into the institutions of hegemonic cisheterosexuality. ie: dont fall into the trap of thinking there is a right way to be queer

#arwainian princessoid decrees #i was about to make a much angrier post about this discord server encounter #but then i had a change of heart and deleted it #but now i've let it percolate for a while and this is i think the better insight to draw from the frustrating interaction #look ma i'm doing queer theory #and side note to this: i literally would love to get gay married on day #the ceremony is appealing to me #but yknow theres still homonormativity baked into that sort of thing #if that makes sense? #its not bad that i as an individual want to get gay married #but joining the marriage institution has some inherent ideas about like love and property and the state baked in #that homonormativity as an idea can point out #wanting to get gay married does not make me less queer #its like that thing about like. stop seeing feminism as an identity and start seeing different actions as feminist or not instead #there's queer the identity category #and then queer the verb #i keep adding TAGS TO THIS bc i keep having more to say #please take my words with a grain of salt i only learned what homonormativity was this past year #i am not an expert on queer theory #and this is my baby academic idea of if

[pctaldrunk]

excepting the fact that i can’t be a vegetarian, i honestly might’ve been a lan in a past life

#ooc : give me a second I need to get my story straight #((the buTTER ON MY PANCAKE MADE ME FEEL SICK CAUSE IT WAS TOO FUCKIN RICH)) #((I)) #((my spice tolerance is built up n o w cause i've been working at it but)) #((i could eat stir fry vegetables every day with only a dime of oil and some salt)) #((ok and garlic but that fits into the vegetarian category for chinese buddhists))

[icedteaandoldlace]

The thing no one tells you about writing fiction (original or fan) is that sometimes the characters you hate the most inspire some of your most creative lines.

#I start to write about that douchebag and the salt just flows #sometimes I'm blunt but other times it's so subtle no one can even tell I'm throwing shade #I think to this day no one's caught why I named his pet bird what I did #the line I just wrote however is much more overtly derogatory #writer problems #writer the opposite of problems #I'm honestly not sure which category this falls under

[starlooove]

do u like rnb? if so what r ur favourite songs?

It’s kinda basic but No Scrubs will always be my number 1 rnb song 😭

#i suck at separating songs by category btw #so I probably like a lot more rnb than I think I do #and I’m not even 100% sure this one is like #so take it all with a grain of salt if I’m talking about categorical stuff #thx for the ask! #and what’s ur fave rnb song if u like rnb? #or what’s ur fave song in general?

[sysig]

I apparently started a pretty good outline of a hyperfixation spreadsheet back in October of 2020, and most of the points are pretty self-explanatory; Do I ship anything in this fandom, Is this a particularly emotionally taxing/heavy interest, Did I make any fan characters, etc.

There’s just one category, barely less than half filled out, with only Yes or No as the possible answer and it is labelled only

“TTime”

#Worse yet the Y/Ns give absolutely no context #It's apparently something that Camp Camp and Minecraft have but not Vargas?? #Yes Animal Crossing maps but No Put That Kind Down which is a Camp Camp fanfiction??????? #I have literally no idea what I could have meant #And worse yet I apparently told ma about it - y'know two years ago - enough to the point where she remembered that I told her #But not /what/ I told her #And I'm taking it with a pinch of salt but she mentioned something like me saying ''It'll be a good test of my memory'' #Demon #How dare #Hubris in action #I searched everywhere I could think of and there's no mention of TTime anything anywhere what does it meannnnn #Literally everything else is filled out in full! Why!!!! #Also only tangentially related but there's one category called ''Interactive'' - meant to differentiate between like video games vs. passive #And Vargas is the only one marked with a question mark lol #It's not the only anomaly overall but it is in that category lol

[juniaships]

Oh yeah make sure Noelani acts condescending to Amy every time she brings up her crush on sonic because real women DON'T NEED NO MAN

#clowning on Ian Flynn hours #canonically Noelani and Amy are friends & at most would be friendly rivals #but since Noelani is a tomboy and amy is girly that means devaluing the latter #if im being honest AMY is more of a tomboy than Lani since shes the more action oriented; Lani wears the most makeup&accessories #bc unlike Ian&a few others i wont name I understand women have multifaceted personalities not confined to single categories #amy rose #oc: noelani #salt posting