#category: Star Trek

[incredibletales]

STAR TREK'S Highest Rated Episodes ➤ Season 1

#Star Trek #tvedit #scifiedit #startrekedit #trekedit #chewieblog #startrekdaily #treksource #trekdaily #category: Star Trek #*mygifs #*trekedit #*trekseasons #about 70% of the time for this project was spent researching fonts #and I'd do it again!! very fun

[awkwardtuatara]

sometimes watching star trek is like "how did this shit get approved" and it's 45 minutes of the most homosexual activity you'll ever see on screen that probably barely got past the censors and sometimes it's like "how did this shit get approved" and it's 45 minutes of the worst writing you'll ever see y'know

#category one: amok time #category two: sub rosa #star trek #star trek tos #star trek tng #star trek ds9 #star trek voyager #spirk #qcard #garashir #all the other ships I can't think of right now

[girlbloging]

very few things in life more irrational than my hatred for mckirk. one of the worst ships ive ever seen.

#filed under: opinions #category: star trek

[mokutone]

thank you eulalie for the kofi tip!!!!! here's a kira nerys for you 🥳

#my art #ds9 #star trek deep space nine #deep space nine #kira nerys #thank you doodles #image desc in alt text #not nart content #OUUUHHHHH. i love most of her haircuts but this one. the butchest one. ouuh #and her bajoran uniform latticed undershirt....OUUUHHH #and her d'ja pagh...god just. stylistically. shes endless to me #a lot of the bajoran clothes are kind of windowed you know? like theres a lot of like. carefully placed latices and lacings #and loosely woven knits #just. rotates her in my mind. second favorite star trek character of all time i think #thank u for indulging me i know u know about my category 5 kira moment HGDSGHSDHGSDHGHSDGH #i had another one just drawing this

[doyouknowthischaracter]

DO YOU KNOW THIS CHARACTER?

#dyktc polls #polls #data #star trek #star trek: the next generation #category: live action #category: series

[princesscolumbia]

Star Trek Captains, A Review and Categorization

Star Trek is a show about a Neo-military organization that has rank structures, ships, and fights wars, so naturally there's plenty of captains to talk about, but for this post I'll be highlighting specifically the main cast captains, in something resembling chronological order. (But, I mean, this is Star Trek, so even that's kinda up in the air)

Captain Archer

That Guy who had to hand crank the warp engine up-hill both ways in the blinding ion storm. We don't need no stinkin' Prime Directive! Remember The Alamo Pearl Harbor 9/11 Florida! But...uh, maybe don't be dicks about it, not everyone who looks like the ones responsible for that thing we're never going to forget actually wants us dead. Got transformed into an alien, got possessed by another alien, slept with a couple more. Never got pregnant, though (that was his chief engineer)

Scorecard

Ships commanded: 1

Wars started: 0

Wars ended: 3

Times on screen naked: 1

Nazi facilities destroyed: 1

Category: Grampa

Captain Pike

Midlife crisis? What midlife crisis? Everything's fiiiiine. Now eat something, it'll make you feel better. I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed. Number One, don't tell me I can't adopt more kids, I don't care that they're from the future they're mine now. Besides, we've already got a whole ship-full, what's two more?

Scorecard

Ships commanded: 2

Violations of the Temporal Prime Directive: -3 (yes, it's an irrational number, we're talking time travel, people!)

Musical Numbers Participated While On Duty: 3

Hair: Really Great

Category: Dad (or DILF if you swing that way)

Captain Georgiou

You will be captain when you can snatch the stone from my hand.

Scorecard

Ships commanded: 1

Protege's who required a redemption arc: 1

Awesomeness: Transcendent

Category: Gone too soon, also, MILF who can kick your ass

(Edit: Courtesy of @cheer-me-up-scotty for pointing out an oversite on my part)

Captain Burnham

Cosplays as a Vulcan 'cause she's jealous of her adoptive brother. Accurately called an audience-stand-in-self-insert-mary-sue (shut up, Star Trek fandom invented the Mary Sue, it was a term coined by women fans, so shut up!), but by season 2 she actually gets interesting.

Scorecard

Mommy Issues: Has a subscription

Moms: 4

PTSD inducing life events: Like, all of them

Ships commanded: 3

Mutinies led failed: 1

Category: That One Cousin who married surprisingly well and made something of herself in spite of all expectations

Captain Kirk

Golden retriever energy, would be the Useless Bisexual Himbo if he didn't have so much game. Probably smarter than he lets on. Polyamory King and certified Alien Fucker. Boyfriend is a half-space-elf, main sometimes-girlfriend will go on to create the deadliest super-weapon ever built by humans by accident.

Scorecard

Number of Klingon Bounties on his head: [CLASSIFIED]

Number of women he's slept with: [CLASSIFIED]

Nazi regimes toppled: 1

Number of times he should have had a test that determines if you can stick your dick in it that got named after an upstart from that other science fiction show instead: 1

Ships Commanded: 3

Ships He's Stolen: 3

Category: Slut(affectionate)

Captain Kirk (the other one)

Golden Retriever that got left behind when his family moved away and had to lead a ragtag team of a crotchety older dog and a wet cat on a journey...

No, wait, hold on...

Right! That's the one!

Scorecard

Times he should have been kicked out of Starfleet: At least 4

Ships commanded: 3

Ground transport destroyed: 2 (that we know of)

Number of middle fingers given to Admiralty: 2

Category: Bad Boy

Captain Picard

You know that guy who you see going to the library all the time and always seems to have his nose in a book and always seems to be telling people off for breaking the rules and doing dangerous shit? You'd never know it but he used to be That Guy in college who got, like, ALL the girls and is going to be the Hot Grampa that you don't know how he has that much game, but he got it.

Scorecard

Ships lost in the line of duty: 2

Number of times he married and then estranged his best friend's wife who named their son after her dead first husband: 1

Number of toxic omnipotent and omniscient boyfriends who are obsessed with him and spends their spare time playing with ponies: 1

Category: Inexplicable Sexyman

Captain Badass Sisko

The Cool Dad with baggage. He's got game, but he's got priorities as well, and DON'T mess with his son or you won't even exist anymore to regret it. BLM before it was cool. Led a civil rights riot two centuries before he was born. Space Jesus who can make the best jambalaya you've ever had. Fought and won a war, punched a god, then became one.

Scorecard

Civilizations saved: 4

Native Cultures Treated With the Respect They Deserve: Many

Times He Bent the Rules so his CMO could get some nookie from a Cardasian spy plain, simple tailor: The counter broke

Successful black-ops assassinations completed: 1

Category: BAMF

Captain Janeway

THE single most decorated captain in Starfleet history. Successfully dropped the hammer on dozens of petty tyrants, oppressive regimes, roaming mass murderers, and the Borg. What Prime Directive? Your Mom. Also, probably slept with your mom, that's how much she is the Domme-est of Dommes. She told the Borg to use the safe word...and they DID!

Scorecard

Borg Daughters: 1

Times she told the Borg to step off: 3 (or 4...or 5? Honestly, with the time travel shenanigans it's hard to know for sure)

Nazis she's personally shot: 1

Category: Mistress, but it's "Ma'am" to you

Captain Freeman

She's angry AND disappointed! She's just as good as all the other captains in the fleet, and the good ones know it, but all the rest? They see "cali class" and assume all they're good for is the jobs nobody else wants. But jokes on them, because thanks to that attitude her crew are the flippin' Jacks and Jills of all trades and are more capable of fixing AND fucking AND "fucking" shit up than damn near anyone else!

Scorecard

Times the ship has nearly been destroyed but she and her crew got through it: ...uh...how many episodes are there? And then there's the times that get casual mentions that we never get the details on!

Daughters who should probably be captains now if they were at least a LITTLE more respectful and didn't actively try to piss off Admirals: 1

Times the Cerritos has had to be rebuilt to the point it might as well be called "The Ship of Cerritos Problem": At least 4

Category: Your mom...get back here, I'M NOT DONE TALKING TO YOU!

Captain R'El

Cinnamon Roll, just let m'boy into Starfleet! He just wants a home and a family! I'd like to see full-grown captains who can keep up with half of what this Best Boy is capable of!

Scorecard

Number of species his genetic code is made up of: All of 'em. Even the GODDAMN Q!

Number of Janeways he impressed the socks off of: 2

Quality of his Janeway impression: Bad

Number of Ferengi he out-Ferengi'd: 1

Nazis punched: Give him time...

Category: Teenage Boy Who's NOT GOING THROUGH A PHASE, MOM!

Should I do Captains Shaw and Seven? How about Alternate Timeline Tripp or Future Chakotay? (Going too far down that rabbit hole will eventually lead to Imperial Kirk and Captain Spock from the movies.) Let me know in the comments.

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#captain r'el #dal r'el #captain janeway #captain picard #captain sisko #captain kirk #captain pike #captain archer #captain georgiou #captain burnham #captain freeman #Star Trek Captains - Review and Category

[trek-tracks]

When I say I was shouting at the screen when nobody got this...

#star trek #star trek tos #leonard mccoy #only connect #bones mccoy #victoria coren mitchell #missing vowels round #only connect spoilers #i was so mad that nobody got this #the categories were contains sticks contains stones contains bones #the stones one had a curling rink #which shockingly I got before my curler husband #it was designed for us this round

[jone-slugger]

As someone who got into science fiction later in life, I find it quite comforting to see that there are still a lot of people obsessing and discussing about tv shows that were on the air 30 years ago.

It makes me feel much less alone, and connected to a whole group of people who, like me, find some of these stories and characters so compelling they can't not talk about them and share their love for the narratives.

And that's the power of fiction, of stories that make us feel closer to our humanity and to humanity in general.

#star trek #star trek voyager #voyager #st voyager #stargate #stargate atlantis #science fiction #scifi #sci fi tv #sci fi and fantasy #in appreciation of well written stories #what would life be without literature and art? #i'm including tvshows in that category of course #long live science fiction #feel free to add any other show that makes you feel less alone

[lostyesterday]

Voyager characters can be divided into two categories – Tom Paris haters and Tom Paris defenders.

Tom Paris Haters: Chakotay, Tuvok, Seven, the Doctor, Neelix (in early seasons)

Tom Paris Defenders: Harry, B’Elanna, Janeway, Kes, Neelix (in later seasons)

#star trek voy #lane posts #characters from other star trek shows could probably also be divided into categories based on whether they would hate tom if they met him

[unsertraumschiff]

[ID: tweets by Q @Q_Continuum, with a profile pic of the character from Star Trek TNG. The first says, "I'm sooooooooooo drunk @CaptainPicard". The second is a reply to that saying, "Jean-Luuuuuuuuuuuuuuc 😭😭😭😭😭". End ID]

ID by @autisticvulcans

#category 5 q moment #star trek #star trek the next generation #star trek tng #star trek q #q continuum #qcard #star trek memes #edited to add id 😁👍

[aworldofendlesswonder]

serotonin generator (pocket sized)

[pattern]

#data soong #star trek tng #crochet #i was making shit up as i went wrt colour changes so he's a bit wonky but i think it all worked out in the end #i would probably only do one row of black at the top next time tho #also switching colours in i-cord is not actually as much of a nightmare as i thought it would be tbh #also also pls ignore how round and flat the hair is i have yet to figure out how tf to Do Hair Good #ANYWAY #pls perceive the results of my ongoing category 7 autism event <3

[incredibletales]

#star trek #star trek the next generation #tng #william riker #category: Star Trek #sub.category: Star Trek: The Next Generation #*mycaps #*trekedit #*tngedit #i was actually working on a real gifset #but then this came up and i dunno man im just walking ovah here #have it

[lesbiancalkestis]

Gia Sandhu (and by extension T'Pring) is one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen with my eyes. How is she real??? And T'Pring is such a good character! Like??!! RIP to Spock but if she was my betrothed I would be out of Starfleet and straight to the Vulcan marriage ceremony faster than Warp 10.

#Arlene Martel and her T'Pring is ALSO absolutely in this category of impossible beauty #the Vulcan vibes also absolutely match with the type of autism exuded by everyone I've ever dated #whoops ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #Gia Sandhu #T'Pring #SNW #Strange New Worlds #Star Trek: Strange New Worlds #ST: SNW #btzposts

[offline-nobody]

i feel like everybody should have at least 1 franchise that they love, where at least half of it is really bad

‘yeah this first one. really bad. the next one. also bad. but the one after that. one of the greatest things ive ever seen in my life. after that its another bad one.’

#for me its definetly #fox xmen #i love it to death but god is so much of it really bad #also #star trek #ive only just started on it but i can tell its gonna be one of those #lupin the third #also definetly sits in this category #doctor who #as well so much of that series is bad but god do i love it anyway #filmblr

[youngpettyqueen]

Julian gently bringing Garak out of the tunnel and tucking him in excuse me while I scream for the next 6 hours.

#star trek: ds9 #julian bashir #elim garak #otp: I need to know that someone forgives me #category 5 breakdown imminent.

[doyouknowthischaracter]

DO YOU KNOW THIS CHARACTER?

#dyktc polls #polls #brad boimler #star trek: lower decks #category: series #category: animation