#catfish speaks

[catfishofoldin99colours]

hey I really don't want to be doing this but I just do not get paid enough to be able to do this any other way so

My car's check engine light came on and I can't afford a service for it so if anyone can spare anything at all that would be amazing because I do really rely on it for work + everything else

opening up some commissions here if you want a more direct route

If you send me a DM with the receipt I'll gladly draw you something in return if you want

#catfish speaks #even if you just reblog that would be great #im really not expecting anything from anyone #again im so sorry to be begging like this #i jusy dont know what else to do

[deadghosy]

CATFISH AND FRIESSS‼️🔥😘

-Will/Deadghosy

#deadghosy speaks🦆 #my food #food #foodie #catfish #catfish and fries

[kamboree]

gyaru girlzzz

#feferi peixes #nepeta leijon #homestuck #drawing #digital art #my art #sketch #art #homestuck girls #homestuck fanart #felt a real urge to draw these silly ladoes #ive finishd my cmmission queue so im treating myself to gyaru catfish :3 #speaking of which i cant even begin to thank all of those whove commissioned me this past month. i made so much money for my friend : #:') <33 #you are all so lovely and delightful.

[hexplaything]

pov: i was just told no | they/them !!!!

#y'all must be like stop posting face and post more ass LMFAOOO #i should tho. i found a cute ass pic the other day that i think is post worthy #also i need you all to know im catfishing so hard i look like a fucking troll all the time. #like currently? Rat behavior. #good girl speaks #jester.jpg

[moonshynecybin]

Unhinged take iPad stand is locking rosquez in the closet in the same age au

THIS GUY???

#no he’s catfishing marc as valentino to lure him into an elaborate trap #motogp #callie speaks #asks

[cdbabymp3]

we're gonna need an update on lip piercing guy brahh if anything happens. EXTREMELY HAPPY FOR YOU!!

AAAAA TOO MF SWEET !!!

nah but trust nothings gonna happen bc i'm too scared to dm him 😊👍

butttt i'm planning on taking cute pics for insta and posting them tmrw in hopes that he makes the first move DHKAJSHDK idk what i'm doing it's sad ... all he posts is clips of his band or playing the guitar (so sexy) so i don't even know if he's single

I NEED ADVICE SOMEONE PLS HELP ME I GOT NO MOTION 💔

#jules speaks !! 🐻ིྀ #im such a loser 👾 #also a catfish lowkey bc im fat #anywayyy

[wheelie-butch]

I'm becoming increasingly convinced the Wolfpack and Vera are actually friends

#mez speaks #monster prom #the wolfpack #vera oberlin #i loveeee the wolfpack try to catfish someone event #i feel like i imagine them coming to sit on the floor with u and vera and scott with the cards laid out #and like vera is grumpy to them but idk in the same way she is to her friends. TO ME #maybe i just really need the wolfpack to have friends lol

[zazter-den]

While I'm home, Briggs and I are going to the restaurant from Tripped Up since it's been years since I've been. I'm really excited to go to my old hangouts and to see how it's all changed.

It also reminded me of the dress and I managed to find a photo! Since it's an XL on a smaller mannequin it doesn't show how skintight it truly is, but you can tell how big of a disaster that zipper turned out.

#their cá kho tộ (claypot caramelized catfish) is soo freaking good #zaz speaks

[sacreblugh]

god help me im going fishing on tuesday

i haven't been fishing since i was a kid

im a former gifted fisher pls bro i don't remember how to set a reel up or fucking cast for the life of me

#stoy hablando #praying to the bass pro gods #i learned how to fish before i could properly speak english and now i dont remember jack shit #i used to catch eels rays and catfish what happened!!! #my parents divorce happened! #i have gone soft </3

[greenglowinspooks]

Just had the most mortifying fucking thing on earth happen to me. btw

#spook speaks #not going into it but damn. I need to sink to the bottom of a pond and become a catfish or something #or like fake my death. something

[tothesolarium]

Thinking about how I kinda pitched my story as a hell striving for utopia, with a lil hint of the moral authority being the “mad/bad guys”

When it’s more like, a hopeful critique of Utopia. It’ll always be struggle to make a safe place, but that struggle with keep Many happy and safe, even if not perfect

And that the moral authority, while being tortures are also soul themselves that have experienced a millennia of grief and been traumatized by their family as well as the memory of an earth that can no longer connect to, and really want to bring Justice to a life they feel will never be just

And how there’s whole other parts of hell with their own magic rules, coping with grief by making reality a dream. Spirits crafting their own rules on the backs of sleeping demons, demons acting as if they’re just a tree to watch what will happen, quiet nudges, or a world unlike anything seen before

#has brain worms #hell story #hmnngngngngn #so many thoughts about the north and southern oceans #south is sweet water/fresh water #mountain creeks and swamps #floating rivers and hot springs that speak #catfish offering treasures at the exchange of unlimitelss debt #unlimited is the correct word I tink actually oops #and THANK AMOYDOYS LAND OF FIRE AND IRON TREES #OF BODIES LATCHED TOGETHER #MATTER MADE BY UNION AND MOTHING ELSE #MATTER UNDESCRIBABLE OTHER THAN PASSION AND STABILTY #AND THEN MARAX MY SLEEPIJG FOREST #WHO WILL WAKE ONLY FOR THE FEW #LETTING DYARDS AND HORNS CRAFT THR RULES #SO LONG AS THE FOREST AND MOUNTAINS ARE AT PEACE SO IS HE #AND HOW THE MA WILL HAVE MOMENTS OF BEING HEROS #and maybe #finally realizing one is not the best and allowing themselves to be consumed so someone wiser can try and prevent the sky burning #these… might be spoilers #but I’m being vague enough?? maybe?? #i don’t care I’m so excited about my own lol world #if typing didn’t hurt my hands #y’all #YALL #it would rule #but drawing hurts too but less on iPad and easier for brain to spite out #kinda… kinda wanna draw some beasts #also - amoyday =asmodeus Kinda in this world yes but at uh- chompa means

[catfishofoldin99colours]

Bonus points PLEASE tell me what country you're from I'm trying to see something

#catfish speaks #this is driving me nuts #why does no one on tumblr own a kettle

[dreamings-free]

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#speaking of cardiff.. that cover of 7.. #did you guys see catfish & the bottlemen are making comeback after.. years #louis should book them for AFHF #and headline above them #lol they’d never but funny in theory #.

[apollos-boyfriend]

my new favorite tiktok account is this guy who owns a gulper catfish. every time he goes to feed him he introduces the catfish to his new “friend” then promptly cuts to the new friend nowhere to be seen and the catfish with a suspicious fish-sized bump in his stomach

#icarus speaks #ITS JUST SO FUNNY #he has this ongoing storyline of like. a mafia subplot. with the person who delivers the fish being big boss frankie #the catfish is named moby btw. he’s like 5 inches ish #which is small still! they tend to grow to approximately 10 inches #i’ve heard they can grow up to 12-14? but that’s like extreme exceptions #and probably not accounting for fishtanked ones #more in the wild

[dracolizardlars]

started playing stardew recently. so far favourite thing that's happened is I gave a homeless man a few bits of food I found in the forest and he sent me a fresh catfish in the mail, which was incredibly useful because catfish are hard af to catch and I need one to please the forest spirits so that they eventually restore a ruined building in town

#draco speaks #Linus is a fucking legend #FIRST MAIL GIFT I GET FROM ANYONE #FUCKIN CATFISH #you sir are a hero #you will get all my best quality berries forever

[alliumbugs]

So apparently today is the qsmp language speaking day, now im not a qsmp fan but this seems awesome so im going to do my best to remember my one years worth of french for this.

Bonjour, je m’appelle Sailor, jai quinz ans. Mon animale préférée un chat

#the catfish talks #yeah this is obviously a years worth of french but imma try to choose spanish as my elective speaking for my last two years at school so