#catholic joke

[helloisekaiju]

When you think about it, Lucifer really had the first daddy issues.

#Catholic joke #religious joke #satan #lucifer #i need sleep #it's been forever #and i am tired

[talisidekick]

If a transgender person asks you to deadname and misgender them in front of certain people. Misgender them and deadname them in front of those people. It doesn't matter how icky or gross it may feel, it doesn't matter you'd rather be honest. It doesn't matter if there's more of you there. Certain people aren't safe, and honesty IS NOT the best policy when honesty could put them at serious risk. It doesn't matter if there's a crowd, because when there isn't shit goes down.

Be an ally, do what they ask. Understand that the trans person knows more about their situation than you do, and this includes who's safe and who's not. Some one can be "trans friendly" to other people, but not to people they know or specific people. Do as the trans person asks, yes it's uncomfortable, but it's 10 times worse if the person we don't trust finds out. 100 times worse if they have access to us when you're not around.

Respect trans peoples safety. Misgender and deadname when asked.

#trans #transgender #lgbt+ #lgbtq+ #2slgbtqia+ #lgbt #transfem #transmasc #transneutral #there is a post about this on my blog but it reminded me of my own situation #my whole family knows I'm out and I didn't want them to #my entire extremely christian catholic and mormon extended family knows because I let my sister tell my parents because we weren't talking #now I live in constant damn fear I'm going to get a message forwarded from family to the point I blocked my own parents #these are dangerous people who will stop at nothing to ruin my life if they find me so I'm going to ask I get deadnamed and misgendered #in front of them #i'm going to lie that it's a joke so I can live my life in relative peace.

[impliedscamp]

so remember a few years ago when the previous pope said I don’t want to be pope anymore but also I don’t want to die yet, so they chose another guy to be pope instead and for a while we just had two popes roaming around? anyway something very similar happened to my good friend the doctor

#rambling gal pal #this joke brought to you by my catholic mum #doctor who

[captainofthetidesbreath]

Miguel O'Hara being of Mexican and Irish descent is, like, yeah, of COURSE he became a control freak who is projecting his issues onto everyone else because he isn't able to forgive himself for a mistake he made and the regret is eating him alive. Catholic Guilt is like that.

#I know it's more serious than that but lmao let me make my Catholic jokes #ATSV spoilers #Miguel O'Hara #Across the Spider-Verse #Across the Spiderverse #What the fuck are people tagging this movie tbh #That question is rhetorical. Mostly.

[heresylog]

Rosary-Wearing Alignment Chart

Lawful Good: The Hip

Neutral Good: Only in hands during use

Chaotic Good: Always on the Hand

Lawful Neutral: Rosary Necklace

True Neutral: Never Worn

Chaotic Neutral: Rosary Ring as Necklace

Lawful Evil: Worn like body jewelry

Neutral Evil: Hat Rosary

Chaotic Evil: Worn on the ankle

#Catholic #Christianity #religion #body jewelry #jokes #alignment chart #rosary #rosaries #long post

[ribs02]

iykyk

#im catholic btw so dont flame me for this one #that steven universe image: #one piece #one piece fanart #op #zosan #roronoa zoro #vinsmoke sanji #how my dad wants me to draw them (im not even joking)

[alizalayne]

beetle and the hollowbones book banning roadtrip travelogue

#THE AMOUNT OF DRAMA #THE CATHOLIC HATE GROUP SENT A SPY INTO THE FRIENDS OF THE LIBRARY MEETING TO FIND OUT WHEN THEY WERE SIGNING UP TO MAKE PUBLIC COMMENTS #AND THEY MADE SURE THEY WERE THERE AT 9AM SIGNING UP FOR A 7PM MEETING #SO I DID NOT GET TO SPEAK LOL #found this out at dinosaurland #btw i was JOKING ABOUT DINOSAURLAND. AFAIK DINOSAURLAND WELCOMES ALL #it was simply closed

[tomicscomics]

11/17/2023

That's it. I've peaked.

___

JOKE-OGRAPHY: You see, the joke is that he sticks his money in a riverbank, and not a bank for money.

#catholic #christian #jesus #comic #cartoon #catholic memes #jesus memes #christian memes #tomics #bible #parable #talents #bank #im banking on people getting the joke

[inkskinned]

you examine yourself like studying a virus.

for days after, months - years, even - you torture yourself over small objects. times where you misspoke or interrupted with a joke when you should have listened. times when you didn't know how to show your support. times when you were louder, brassier, inappropriate for the situation. times when you were too quiet, shy, cold.

fucker. you constantly promise that next-time you'll do better. you will make sure every person you come in contact with leaves smiling. that they'll all feel loved and accepted and held. that you take care. other people do it! other people are actually good people; you're just cruel.

it feels like you are fighting a horrible little beetle. one of those parasites that control ants. one who comes up and wiggles into your brain and makes you a shameful ghost of a person. too spineless to ever be a demon. so what if you were having a bad day? you don't get to stumble. so what if you are overwhelmed? you don't need to make a scene.

all this time on the earth. you are still somehow convinced: the mistakes you make are more important than any other part of you. you still feel like you are wrestling a nature you do not understand; one that coils horribly inside of you. one that seeks to destroy, to undo.

you go home. you replay the moments where you weren't perfect. be better, you scold. do more. you are an accident. a train wreck. something to abhor.

the questions always ringing in your head: why did i do that? why do i slip? why can't i just fucking be normal? what if all i am is just ... this?

#warm up #this due to me regretting a conversation i had literally 3 years ago #nothing bad was said i just should have shown more support #they're literally still my friend #i just legit still feel bad about it bc i misread the situation and thought they were in a joking mood #and i cracked a joke when i should have listened #did we ended up shifting into a serious tone and talking for the next 3 hours ? yes #but i was SO mad at myself for even a FRACTION of a second of misunderstanding the vibe #i got that CATHOLIC guilt

[gratiae-mirabilia]

#happy “reformation day” #martin luther #for legal reasons this is a joke #catholic #file under caroline

[spicyvampire]

THE SIGN (2023 - 2024) EP. 9 dir A Natthaphong Wongkaweepairod THE RESURRECTION OF CHRIST Pieter Coecke van Aelst [source]

#the sign the series #the sign #thesignsource #thesignedit #tusersilence #userpharawee #user25shades #uservix #userrlaura #userbon #userblmpff #esmetracks #userbunn #mjtag #raeblr #tansedits #edits:ts #sorry sorry i just had to finish the joke this is the last one I promise #i just couldn't resist the level of blasphemy that is comparing phaya running to go get some dck to the christ coming out of his tomb #AKGSAFJHGSDKJFGSKDJGFSKAJDKJASDDKJ #i promise to gif some phayatharn parallel kisses next week to make up for it #<- all of this is just extremely catholic yet again lmao #i know this painting isn't ai cuz the source said it was put on wiki in 2012 or something but like i literally cannot find it anywhere else #so it's extra funny

[xinea]

minwoo: hey attorney WOO, look it’s your sEcreT mOM who aBANdoned you and she’s  cONtroVERsial  naNaNaNA --

geurami:

#extraordinary attorney woo #eaw ep 13 #kwon min woo #dong geurami #woo young woo #look you give me a gremlin i can't not post abt him #i can't tell if hes joking but if hes catholic i feel like thatd explain so much #anyway nothing else happened in this episode right? #right. #no revelation whale footage today :(

[hey-scully-itsme]

underrated stephen maturin thing is when sailors get convinced the ship is haunted and/or cursed and he goes and performs exorcisms to calm them down. he does it at least twice and i think it’s a really funny thing to add to his CV. physician, naturalist, polyglot, cryptographer, cellist, sometime exorcist. truly who is doing it like him.

#put that man in a horror movie he wouldn’t even notice #There’s a joke to be made here with the exorcist book/movie but I can’t find it #more seriously I think he’s got a really interesting relationship with his faith #i wish it had been elaborated on more #the way he’s more visibly religious - visibly Catholic - after Surgeon’s Mate gets to me #it’s an integral part of who he is #and clearly has shaped him significantly in ways he’s not fully aware of (though admittedly that goes for a lot of things with him lol) #stephen maturin #aubreyad

[italoniponic]

Rollo: *sighs* Unfortunately, my brothers in faith, he refuses to be converted

All Ignihyde students looking at the video conversion program crashing in Rollo's PC:

Idia: And on top of that, the archive it's corrupted now...

#twisted wonderland #rollo flamme #idia shroud #source: me #f in the prayers #i told this joke to my dad #and i officially have a catholic dad joke approval #twst memes #twst incorrect quotes #cherry's mumbling about twst

[cowardlycowboys]

I've unfortunately never been happy with myself ever and all versions of me want to hunt the others for sport

#omg kiera no one cares #self diagnosed catholic at birth #(^joke) #and i will continue hating myself because I don't deserve any grace #unless i get real skinny then i might like myself a little

[thejasontoddarchives]

There’s a general consensus that above all else Jason should be homicidal again. However I think what’s also very important is that he should be a fucking hoot.

There’s nothing not funny about this entire bit.

1. He couldn’t give less of a shit about explaining that he’s single-handedly trying to stop a terrorist attack. Obviously cause he’s short on time, but even if he had all the time in the world he would still be this indifferent towards explaining himself to cops.

2. This bomb is seconds away from exploding but he’s at most mildly annoyed like he’s in the office doing some menial task.

3. The perfectly timed British jokes.

4. Circling back to number 1 on the list. After he throws the bomb into the water he just dips. For all they know he’s the (weird) terrorist. (But as long as everyone’s okay he doesn’t care! The beauty of Jason Todd everybody).

This one is funny (but it’s also true)? Like yes … that is exactly what you are. (A sweet, kind-hearted goodboy learning how to effectively poison people, shoot guns, and blow shit up with all manner of explosives like a certified pro).

Bonus:

Red Hood: The Lost Days #5 (2010-)

Red Hood: The Lost Days #4 (2010-)

“Not so irritating for an American” is a far more impressive title than “genius” if you ask me. Although I think Jason balances both pretty well.

#lost days was actually a comedy it gets funnier every time I reread it #look I know in recent days he’s become more serious/glum as a character #he’s sorta detached from people and situations and he seems to have lost his spunk #and my mind is zoning in on Zdarsky. him feeling immense guilt and burden over people he kills. #which like. even Matt Murdock fans said Zdarsky leaned a bit too heavily into Catholic guilt lol #Jason should be like this again #boiling inside him is untamed rage and pain and hurt but the jokes keep rolling off his tongue in an endless stream #just as playful with his words as he is with his bombs and takeover plans #from moments like the bomb under the bridge or even just the 'nice boy' comment #you see just how much he not only doesn’t care about being labelled a hero for his actions but how he actively detests it even #it’s one of the things that makes him so endearing to me like: look at this humble kind kid who loves and cares for the world immeasurably #(even after all he’s suffered from it) #but refuses to ever take credit for it #jason todd #red hood #red hood: the lost days #lost days #dc