day nine of cringetober is rarepair, and there is truly nothing rarer or cringier than a canon/oc pairing. so here's gemini!donnie and the stupid cat he ends up with, sorrelshine, who y'all have briefly met before. they're the first person donnie befriends once they're no longer living under big mama's thumb, and they do, in fact, eventually become an item down the line because i'm a fucking sucker for that shit.
(they also eventually have a pair of oopsie babies, and sorrelshine argues SOOO hard to get to give them traditional bakeneko-styled names like their own)
(... an arguement which they eventually win.)
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My friend went to Meghan Markle and prince Harry’s house. When she walked in a bunch of cops showed up and the two framed her for a crime they did, but also framed a cat and said, “he was the master mind behind the operation”. The cops arrested my friend and prince Harry and when they were put in the back, prince Harry told my friend it would be ok and the cat would be charged as the major suspect.
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just look at him. give this man a hug. HE NEEDS A HUG RIGHT NOW
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Okay but between struggling out of the city to get back to your cat fam and helping out your new robot fam there’s always a little room for silly time.
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Lowering my reputation with Kim hurts but sometimes For The Bit it’s *really* funny.
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